Chapter 90: A eunuch wants to compete with me?



Wang An was still unconvinced! He shouted in frustration, "Paint the lotus monk painting."

"The calligraphy is a copy of the Han Dynasty calligraphy by Hanlin Academy!"

"this……"

Wang An didn't expect that he would lose face in front of so many people today. It was clearly he who took the initiative to propose the couplet.

But he was easily defeated and the other party was able to catch up quickly.

He had thought that Du Ruofu was completely incompetent in this area, but he hadn't expected that he would be easily beaten by him! This matter was really embarrassing, and he couldn't help but sigh, it was really shameful!

"I have another saying here: Borrow new debts to pay old debts, borrow debts to pay debts, debts to pay debts!"

This really stumped Du Ruofu. Du Ruofu frowned and walked back and forth in the hall, as if he was thinking in his heart.

Wang An was suddenly happy. He finally came up with a pair that stumped him!

As long as I can stop this guy named Du, then it won't be too embarrassing.

However, Du Ruofu then added, "Add the east wall to repair the west wall, tear down the wall to repair the wall, and repair the wall with the wall!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Wang An's face changed drastically and he looked extremely depressed.

In his impression, he had basically never lost to anyone in terms of literary talent, but today he was stumped!

This Du Ruofu is simply a monster, he is so strong!

"Your Excellency, these couplets of yours are indeed very rare, but I also have many couplets here.

If you can match them, we'll have a draw. If you can't, you'll lose this match!"

Of course, he could only bite the bullet at this point. What else could he do? He had been forced to this point. He could only pray that the other party would write a couplet. It was impossible. It wasn't that difficult at all.

In this way, I can save my face, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

Du Ruofu moistened his throat and then started shouting in front of everyone.

“As the saying goes, big casinos make small casinos, and big casinos make big bets!”

"I wonder if Prime Minister Wang can match this couplet!"

Wang An's face turned extremely ugly. He thought to himself, is it so difficult right from the start? He didn't even give himself a little time to buffer. He was still confused.

This matter did make him feel quite uncomfortable, but when he thought about it carefully, it seemed not a big deal.

He thought about it thoughtfully, and then said lightly, "Got it, got it!"

"East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, Pawn Stuff!"

This pair of characters was indeed quite neat, and for many people, it was perfect. Du Ruofu nodded in agreement.

He recognized the strength of this pair and felt that there was nothing wrong with Prime Minister Wang An's pair this time.

However, at this moment, Du Ruofu said another sentence, and this couplet was even more powerful.

"Square Bridge, Square Bridge."

"Look around from the Sifang Bridge!"

"Four squares, four squares, four squares!"

As soon as this first couplet came out, many ministers present frowned, and even Wang An felt very embarrassed at this moment.

Because he knew that this first couplet was really hard to think of!

To come up with a couplet, I have to think for a long time, but time is limited. If I can't write a couplet in a short time... it is indeed a bit embarrassing.

Lu Yun was watching the competition between the two of them at this moment, wondering why this pair was so familiar to him. It felt like Du Ruofu was a person who had traveled through time and space and was able to know this kind of pair.

However, Lu Yun thought that there was no problem with this, and he could deal with it.

At this time, Du Ruofu asked in the hall, "Prime Minister Wang, what's wrong with you? You still haven't come up with a couplet? Is this so difficult?"

I think this is quite simple. Aren’t you a learned man? How come you can’t even write this?”

"this……"

Wang An was quite embarrassed at this moment because he was too nervous and also because the pair was quite difficult.

He couldn't think of a good pair at the moment, so this happened.

He also wanted to come up with a pair as quickly as possible...but where would such an opportunity come from?

Seeing that something was wrong, Lu Yun suddenly stood up and shouted to Du Ruofu, "Master Du!"

"Since you want to make a couplet, let me do it. I'm quite talented in writing."

"You may not know this, but a while ago I used poetry to criticize us ministers in the palace. It was simply because they couldn't compare to me."

"I can't help it. I'm just too strong."

As soon as these words were spoken, the faces of many ministers present changed drastically. It was obvious that they did not want anyone to mention this matter.

Because in their minds, this is a shame!

On the contrary, Du Ruofu didn't care about this matter at all. He nodded and said, "Okay."

"Since you say so, then I can naturally agree."

"Ahem, listen up, everyone!"

Lu Yun walked forward with a leisurely look, "Long live the master, long live the master."

"Long live the emperor!"

"Long live, long live, long live!"

Wow, he is worthy of being a eunuch. The couplets he comes up with have a taste of flattery.

However, he was able to match this difficult pair directly. It can be imagined that he is indeed a little bit better than Prime Minister Wang.

Prime Minister Wang was embarrassed at this moment. He snorted coldly and returned to his seat. He knew that he had failed and it would be better for him to give the stage directly to Lu Yun.

Let Lu Yun give full play to his abilities on this stage!

I guess this is also a very simple thing!

"bring it on!"

"Two or three firecrackers, the world is about to begin!"

“When the plum blossoms bloom at four or five o’clock, spring arrives all over the world!”

Lu Yun responded easily, but it was time for him to come up with a couplet.

"Master Prime Minister, you've come up with so many first lines. Isn't it time for me to come up with one and you come up with the second line?"

Du Ruofu smiled awkwardly and nodded, "Come on! I want to see how capable a eunuch like you is."

"good!"

Lu Yun quickly came up with a very difficult couplet in his mind, and it appeared in a very famous movie.

"There are three teachers in one village and two hamlets, none of whom know the Four Books, Five Classics, and Six Principles, yet they dare to teach seven, eight, and nine other students. How audacious!"

When this couplet came out, Du Ruofu was stunned in place for an instant, because he...didn't expect that this eunuch would give him such a big problem right from the start!

This pair is not only very long, but also extremely difficult...

It does take some thought to write neat parallelism.

Lu Yun smiled gently, "Don't worry, take your time. I don't have a time limit. As long as you can match it, you win."

"Master Prime Minister, are you unable to do it? Actually, I think this shouldn't be difficult."

"In my opinion, this pair is too simple. It's not as good as the one you gave me."

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