◇ Chapter 47 I am Xiao Zhou

A window popped up on the computer screen prompting: The desktop pet puppy has gone offline!

Zhou Zheng was staring at the computer screen and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to start biting his nails. He was discovered so quickly.

Monitoring and positioning were added later. Zhou Zheng had it all planned out. The data on the computer at Lu Fangchi's company was not touched. He only updated the installation package for the seldom-used laptop at home.

I just added these two functions on a whim and never turned them on. I couldn't help myself because I had lost contact with Lu Fangchi these days. He was too extreme. Not only did he disable the location of my phone, he even changed the fingerprint at the door. When I entered the door, I bumped into such a high pile of cardboard boxes that I couldn't wait to sweep myself out.

He must have wanted to break up a long time ago. Zhou Zheng's eyes welled up with tears when he thought of this, and he hated Lu Fangchi for being so heartless.

Zhou Zheng took out his cell phone and placed it on the table, staring at it intently. So he would be very angry. He was such a privacy-conscious person and he certainly couldn't accept being monitored by others. Would he call to scold me?

Zhou Zheng waited for a long time, from day till nightfall. He didn't even dare to put his phone too far away when taking a shower. He came out of the bathroom immediately after hearing a "ding dong" sound. He didn't even bother to wipe the water droplets on his hands before pressing the phone. Baidu prompts - Big Mouth Monster has done something bad again >> video.

What the hell is this? Who wants to know? Zhou Zheng's eyebrows were knitted together, and he swiped left with great force in anger, but he failed to do so because his hands were wet.

He was so angry that he raised his hand to smash the phone, raised it high and then dropped it lightly, wiped his hands vigorously in angrily, and then uninstalled Baidu.

I even wrote a complaint: Too much spam is pushed, it's disgusting!!

Zhou Zheng lay on the bed holding his cell phone. He threw the phone aside as if to vent his anger. After a while, he reached out again and opened it to take a look.

No news. No news yet. Why don't you message yourself yet?

Finally, Zhou Zheng fell asleep in this position holding his phone. He suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and immediately looked for his phone. The hope in his eyes gradually turned into disappointment.

No news. He suddenly realized that Lu Fangchi would not call or send him a message to scold him.

He won't allow it.

It was a sunny day, the breeze brought the fragrance of flowers into my nose, and the sun shone with warm rays. It was a good day to go out for a spring outing.

At the very least, you can just lie at home in the sun and enjoy the weekend instead of having an emergency meeting and sitting in a conference room watching this damn projector.

What was playing on the projector was a live broadcast recording. The host was playing a game released by the company three years ago, called "Man vs. Wild". As the name suggests, it is a game about surviving on a deserted island, eating, drinking, having fun, leveling up and fighting monsters.

From zero to one hundred, you can completely build your own country. The disadvantage is that the pace is too slow.

Due to the pressure of life, people now prefer to take a break from their busy schedule to play a fast-paced killing game mode, rather than this kind of slow and steady process of building a worldview. Of course, the audience is either non-existent or very small.

The good news is that due to the promotion of this anchor, a large number of players flooded into the server in a short period of time, creating the busiest scene in the three years since the launch of the server. The bad news is that this anchor specifically looks for game bugs and teaches everyone to imitate them one by one, relying on bugs to frequently become a hot topic, causing the server to crash.

Lu Fangchi looked up and saw the host take out his backpack and skip three times on the water as soon as he entered the game. He explained as he operated: "We just need to do a slight jump like this, dive, tap the water surface three times, and then throw out the backpack, and we can copy three backpacks."

As the anchor came ashore, he threw three backpacks on the ground like a magic trick. When I opened them, I found that the supplies in the backpacks were also copied one by one, tripled, and simply made a fortune.

The projector was lit up with barrages of complaints: Wow, the host is such a genius, I want to try it too!

666Oh: Don’t be fooled by the host’s casualness and it seems like a magic trick, it is very difficult for you to do it, it is very difficult to operate!

88888: Yes, that’s right, the guy mentioned earlier is right, what we lack is the host’s hand!

Lu Fang Fang Fang Fang: The anchor is a talented person, I admire him.

Hahaha: If you are not good at it, just practice more.

Crying: If you can do it, then go ahead.

Unique Rose: Can I say something off topic? The host has a nice voice and is very charming...

666oh: Crazy and rough! This is a gaming channel, okay? How can this be found everywhere? I am speechless.

Little Fox: It really sounds good +1…

Go to bed early: Good to hear +2…

7758: Nice to hear +3…

Lu Fangchi frowned and raised his hand to cover his mouth. It sounded nice and familiar.

The operator standing on the stage continued to click, turning to the next page to record the video and play it at double the frequency.

"Today I will teach you how to ride a horse. Just give me a branch and I can climb walls and fly over rooftops..."

"Today I'm going to teach you how to high jump. Pull the joystick up, left, and right simultaneously, and do a micro jump and slow down. You can jump ten meters at a time..."

"I found something interesting today. Do you see this stone? Let's sit on it first, then stand up and see if you find anything. No? Then I'll demonstrate it again. Still no?"

"No, what kind of eyes do you have? I sit up, I sit up, I sit up, I sit up, can you see it now? If you still can't see it, turn left and go to the hospital to get a pair of 10,000-degree glasses."

"I've become small, mini. There are so many things I can do, like being crushed to death by an ant..."

"The last method of floating the backpack on the water surface didn't work anymore. It must have been repaired. But it's not a big problem. I found a more effective and advanced copying method. Diving underwater can copy everything you want to copy. Just... then..."

Such bugs are developed from a very tricky angle and go against the original intention of the game. It is almost as if they understand the game better than the programmer who wrote it.

The operator said, "So far, this anchor has found six bugs, four of which have been fixed, and one is being fixed. There is one that may not even be called a bug, but it has the biggest impact."

The operator called up the next screen as he spoke. A rather grotesquely ugly face appeared on the big screen. The eyes were bent downward to form two slits, the nose was sunken inward, and the mouth was stretched to the back of the ears. The whole face looked like it was about to laugh or not, and it was weirdly funny, with strange movements and music, forming a rather grotesque sense of harmony.

The game modeling allows you to customize your face, which is a feature available in many games, but few people can adjust the value to the highest or lowest. An ugly face with top-level bug-finding operations was edited into a ghost video by major netizens, and then forwarded to various platforms by marketing accounts, like a snowball rolling, getting bigger and bigger, reaching an unprecedented level of discussion.

This wave of traffic is a double-edged sword. If you can grasp it, you can multiply it several times, but if you can't grasp it, you will crash. The emergency meeting now is to discuss how to take on this wave of traffic, improve and optimize the game content, and retain users and players who are here to watch the jokes and join in the fun.

Lu Fangchi tapped the table lightly with his fingers, staring at the projector in thought, and suddenly asked, "What's the name of this anchor Eddie?"

The operator jumped out of the anchor's user homepage and displayed "My name is Xiao Zhou."

Absurd, but true. People can really laugh to a certain extent. Lu Fangchi raised the corners of his lips speechlessly.

The meeting lasted more than three hours, with various departments negotiating and discussing. Finally, Lu Fangchi decided on a specific plan, implemented it, and adjourned the meeting.

Pushing open the office door and walking to the swivel chair to sit down, Lu Fangchi stretched out his hand and pinched his brows exhaustedly.

What does Zhou Zheng want to do?

Zhou Zheng was paying close attention to the topic, quickly moving his mouse to browse through netizens' discussions in the comment section.

Quietly came: Brother's voice is so nice, I have an idea...

Stroke away, stroke back. Click to delete and report.

Momo: I came here because of its reputation. Although I haven’t reached the level of the host’s delicate operations and can’t encounter bugs, I have already fallen in love with this game!

Thumbs up, know the goods.

Kiki: How do I do the skipping stone? Why can't I fly? Can someone teach me?

I'm just a legend: Don't go ahead, add a friend and I'll teach you.

666 is 66: Is FC really any good? So many bugs were found by amateur anchors. How do they make games?

Zhou Zheng stopped here, nodded in agreement, and agreed: That’s right.

I used another account to refute: The anchor is obviously a programmer, OK? How can ordinary players find so many bugs? The FC animation is awesome.

666 is 66 reply: How much money did FC give you?

Zhou Zheng frowned and looked dissatisfied. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared for the battle. Then there was a knock on the office door.

Zhou Zheng zoomed out and hid the page, then sat up straight and replied, "Come in."

Assistant Liu sat on the sofa without any hesitation, reached out to pick up the pistachio on the coffee table, pinched it with both hands and threw it into his mouth, chewing it with a "crunch crunch" sound.

Eating it dry was too choking, so he squeezed open the mineral water and took a big sip. He raised his hand and patted the fruit shell on his palm and asked casually, "You were responsible for the commotion next door, weren't you?"

Zhou Zheng pretended to be confused even though he knew the truth. "What?"

"Stop pretending," Assistant Liu pointed out, raising his eyebrows and asking him, "If you have this spare time, why don't you help the company with marketing? The operations department is now holding an emergency meeting to discuss how to replicate this anchor and find the contact information of this anchor."

Zhou Zheng muttered: "One man's honey is another man's poison. There is nothing to copy."

Continue to open the web page to read the comments, Shanshan is not Shanshan: FC programmer thought to himself, you idiot, you have to work overtime again.

Zhou Zheng frowned slightly. Is Lu Fangchi going to work overtime too?

"You know that, too," Assistant Liu sat up and faced Zhou Zheng, looking puzzled. "I don't understand, do you want to send firecrackers to celebrate, or set up cannons to bombard our house?"

Zhou Zheng moved his mouth and asked a rhetorical question: "What if I say both?"

"Then you are a psychopath," Assistant Liu concluded, raising his hand and snapping his fingers, "pure."

"Go to hell." Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes at him, raised his hand towards the door, and begged him, "Get out."

"It's just a joke, don't be angry," Assistant Liu walked to the desk in front of him and sat down in a corner, leaning on his arm and asked him, "What are you struggling with?"

Zhou Zheng raised his eyes, with a look of disbelief: "Do you think I'm making trouble?"

"Isn't it?" Assistant Liu asked, counting on his fingers for him to hear, "You two were originally together and everything was fine, but you wasted your good time and did something stupid, and now you're doing this to make his work difficult, what do you want?"

"I did it?" Zhou Zheng frowned, looking extremely aggrieved.

"You're not being naughty? Last week you suddenly came back and said you remembered. I was so happy but soon I ran into Lu Fangchi who came to arrest people. I'm not blind. His expression at that time clearly showed that he knew nothing. Did you explain and apologize to him later?" Assistant Liu asked him.

Zhou Zheng pursed his lips, "He doesn't like me."

That’s it, Assistant Liu sighed, “Why would he not like being with you? Did he say that himself?”

Zhou Zheng: "He won't tell the truth anyway."

Assistant Liu took a deep breath and deliberately went against the grain, "Okay, then he really hates you."

Zhou Zheng raised his eyes and stared at him fiercely.

If you say you like it, I don't believe it. If you say you hate it, I don't want to hear it. It's hard to please. Assistant Liu waved his hand and didn't care.

"Just take your time and don't regret it later."

【Author’s words】

There is one more chapter before 24:00, remember to read it.