Chapter 174 Thanks to Him
Gao was dissatisfied with Yu Banxian's description at this time.
With his "honor", how could he go to their house to "slay demons and eliminate evil"?
I’m afraid that the parents-in-law would think that the other party was a liar when they saw him. Otherwise, how could a “god” get punched in the face?
"What are you doing here today? Are you trying to put on trouble in front of your parents-in-law again? Tell me, are you trying to find fault with the second or third wife in your family this time?" Yu Banxian was obviously very familiar with Gao. He knew what she wanted without her even saying anything. It was just these.
"Haha, none of them." But this time, Gao denied it, "It's something else. Someone in my family has a strange disease, and I want you to go over and take a look."
"Evil disease? What evil disease?" Yu Banxian didn't understand for a moment.
"My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are sick, and their illnesses are very strange." Gao looked at Yu Banxian meaningfully and told him about their illnesses and the results of Doctor Zhou's diagnosis one by one.
"This, this I can't cure." Yu Banxian understood immediately after hearing this, "What ability do I have, don't you know? Come to me, where can I go to find a real immortal?"
"Of course I know your abilities better than anyone else, but don't I have any other options?"
"You can't come to me if you have no other options! If this can't be cured, not only will your family know that I'm a liar, but I might even get beaten up again! Oh, the wound on my body hasn't healed yet!"
"Do you still want to make money from that money?" Gao asked him.
"Make money! Of course I make money! If you don't make money when you have money, you'd be a fool!" Yu Banxian rolled his eyes at her, thinking that this question was simply stupid, but then he changed his mind and said, "Could it be that your family is very generous this time?"
"Yes, my father-in-law said that as long as you are willing to go, you will be given enough money!" Gao looked at him sideways.
"Go! Then I'll go!" Yu Banxian's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard it.
"As usual, we split the profits 50-50." Gao began to negotiate with him.
“No problem!” Yu Banxian readily agreed, “But I can’t go today.”
"What's going on?" Gao frowned. "My family is very worried!"
“Look at my face!” Yu Banxian said bitterly, raising his finger to point at the bruised corner of his eye, “At least wait until the bruise goes away!”
"No, my mother-in-law and sister-in-law are both seriously ill!" Gao disagreed, "If your injury doesn't heal for a few days, don't you think you'll make any money?"
"Profit! Of course you will! So, when you go back, tell your family that I have received money from another family and I want to help them first. Tomorrow, I will go to your house. By then, even if the black bruises on my face cannot be removed, I can say that it was caused by those evil spirits."
"But my mother-in-law and the others..." Gao felt that she would not be able to explain to her family if she returned empty-handed.
“Here, here, here…” Yu Banxian glanced around the room, quickly walked to the messy coffee table, and took out a few pieces of talisman paper. “Take this back, burn it, and let them drink a bowl of talisman water!”
"This is useless!" Gao refused to answer.
"Nonsense! Of course it's useless! Will it be useful if I go there? It's a lie anyway! Just tell me, let's use the talisman water tonight to see how powerful those dirty things are, so that I can be prepared!" Yu Banxian stuffed the talisman paper into her hand.
"Well... okay!" Gao had no choice but to accept it. "Then I'll come pick you up tomorrow morning!"
"become!"
The two of them agreed on it readily.
Gao went out of the compound alone.
"Where is Yu Banxian? Why didn't he come out with you?" Cen Dajiang was waiting outside. When he saw that she was alone, he couldn't help but ask while looking behind her.
"Yu Banxian has to go to another family today to exorcise demons and defend the way of Taoism, which means he can only come to our house tomorrow." Gao used the excuses that Yu Banxian had given her before to deceive Cen Dajiang.
"What? He is going to someone else's house today? How can that be possible! Mother and elder sister are waiting at home! No, we got here first, and I have to tie him up and put him in the car!" Cen Dajiang said impulsively and was about to go to the compound.
"Okay, go and tie him up. See if you can tie up the immortal and tell him whether he will still treat mother and elder sister!" Gao didn't stop him and just said a few words behind him.
Upon hearing this, Cen Dajiang stopped in his tracks.
If you offend the half-immortal...
Well, then don’t think about it!
People definitely don’t want to see a doctor!
Cen Dajiang didn't know what to do for a moment. He turned around and looked at Gao with a helpless look on his face.
"Brother Dajiang, you are so impatient. Look at what this is?" Gao took out the talisman papers that Yu Banxian had just given her.
"What is it?" Cen Dajiang looked at the talismans in confusion, "Could it be to ward off evil spirits?"
"Yu Banxian said that he can't go today. After all, it was that family who asked first, and they have already paid the money. However, he can use these talismans to find out the strength of the dirt on mother and elder sister. In this way, he can make sufficient preparations when he comes tomorrow!"
Gao looked at him and said confidently, "Burn these pieces of talisman paper and make talisman water for them to drink. Even if that dirty thing is very powerful, at least mother and eldest sister will be fine tomorrow!"
"So that's how it is!" Cen Dajiang believed her words immediately after hearing them. "The master is indeed a master!"
"Then let's go back first?"
"Okay! Let's go back quickly and let mother and elder sister drink this magic water!" Cen Dajiang took Gao's hand and helped her onto the ox cart.
Then he drove the ox cart and rushed back home at full speed.
As the two of them left, Ji Yunzhan, who had been staring at them in the dark for a long time, appeared.
He looked at the two people walking further and further away, lifted his clothes, and walked into the courtyard.
The courtyard was in chaos and noise.
Ji Yunzhan, however, came straight to Yu Banxian's door as if he was familiar with the place. He raised his hand and knocked on the door, two fast and two slow knocks, which made Yu Banxian's heart tremble.
"Who, who?" Even though he asked this, he already knew who it was.
He has been caught cheating people frequently these days, and it is all thanks to this person knocking on the door!
He seems to be making things difficult for himself, coming here every day!
Yu Banxian touched the corner of his eye which was still aching slightly, and his eye twitched with hatred.
The injuries on his body and in the corners of his eyes were all caused by this man!
"It's me. Open the door. If you don't open the door, I will kick it." Ji Yunzhan said concisely.
"You, you wait a minute!" Yu Banxian was reluctant to see his door broken. Although he was terrified and angry, he had to rush forward and open the door. He was afraid that if he was a step slower, his poor door, which was used to shelter him from wind and rain, would be kicked into a pile of broken firewood.
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