Chapter 282 Hardcore Straight Man
Zhang Heping had indeed finished washing, but he also washed his own underwear.
Ten minutes later, he came out with wet hair.
“If you don’t blow dry your hair, you won’t catch a cold even if there’s no heating at home,” Shen Yanming said.
"Well, I didn't feel cold in the bathroom, but as soon as I walked out of that door, I shivered all over and wanted to sneeze."
Zhang Heping rubbed his nose, held back a sneeze that he hadn't had time to sneeze, and asked, "Where's my problem?"
Shen Yanming looked at the wet underwear in Zhang Heping's hand and felt a little painful in his eyes. Although it was just a pair of underwear, he didn't want his wife to see other people's underwear.
After thinking for a while, Shen Yanming pointed to the bathroom behind Zhang Heping and said, "Hang it on the towel rack and take it back when you get home."
"Oh, I was going to leave it at your house so that I don't have to go home to get clean clothes when I come back to take a shower." Zhang Heping muttered to himself as he walked back to the bathroom.
Shen Yanming rubbed the throbbing veins on his forehead and said silently in his heart, "This is a brother, this is a brother!"
But I just really want to beat someone up, what should I do?
When Zhang Heping came back, Shen Yanming said to him, "I left a set of clean clothes for you at home. I'll take away all your dirty clothes later. I don't want my wife to wash your clothes."
Well, I don't even want to use a washing machine.
Zhang Heping automatically ignored the disdain in Shen Yanming's tone and said with great surprise: "Really? Old Shen, you are so nice! Love you, love you, muah!"
Chen Yanming couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped Zhang Heping's hand that was stretched out to hug his arm, "Where did you get these bad habits? They're so disgusting, so unlike you!"
Zhang Heping frowned, "Is there?"
"Yeah, you, aren't you gay?" Shen Yanming asked uncertainly.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Heping was furious when he heard this. "Fuck you, I'm straight, a hardcore straight man!"
Shen Yanming nodded, "That's normal. I was so disgusted just now that I really thought your sexual orientation had changed."
"Don't you think that what happened just now was very cute and likable?" Zhang Heping asked.
"I just think you were disgusting just now!"
"No way, I think the young man who just came to our hospital is like this, many female doctors and nurses like him, and some patients and their families even send him delicious food.
You don't know how much I envy you during this period. Even the most beautiful girl in our hospital has been outshined." Zhang Heping said sourly.
"What has his popularity got to do with you?"
"It's because..." Zhang Heping almost blurted out, but fortunately he braked in time.
"Why, are you jealous of others?"
"No, why would I be jealous of him, that sissy!" Zhang Heping waved his hands disdainfully and rolled his eyes when he remembered something.
"Then why are you still imitating him? You are just imitating others without any reason, okay?" Shen Yanming didn't know what was wrong with his buddy's brain. He could actually do such an unreliable thing.
"I, I didn't learn from him. I just spent too much time with him and was a little infected." Zhang Heping said with a guilty conscience. He was relieved when he saw that there was no strange expression on Shen Yanming's face.
Actually, he was a bit of an imitator, but he didn't know why. After learning other people's tone, movements and expressions, he was not as popular as before. Some female doctors and nurses even avoided him. However, many male family members took the initiative to invite him to see female patients.
"You don't like that person, do you? So, you were unconsciously assimilated?"
"Bah, I don't like that person at all. If I do like someone, I'd like a gentle and lovely woman!"
Seeing this, Shen Yanming breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it didn't become bent.
"You'd better return to normal, otherwise you will scare away the gentle and lovely girls. Even if they are not scared away, they will only treat you as a best friend, and definitely not as a boyfriend!" Shen Yanming said.
"Why? Don't girls nowadays like little boys? I checked it out online!"
Chen Yan understood Zhang Heping at a glance and said, "Is that a little puppy? That's Wanwan!"
"Fuck, Shen Yanming, I'm going to fight you!" Zhang Heping said as he pounced on Shen Yanming, tickling him and pulling his ears.
Chen Yanming speechlessly pushed the idiot aside, but the idiot kept throwing himself at him.
Shen Yanming couldn't stand it anymore and shouted directly: "Wife, help me, someone is bullying your man!"
The bedroom had good soundproofing, so Bi Qiaoan could hardly hear the noise from outside.
However, she felt that she had stayed in the room long enough, and it would be impolite if she didn't leave.
But unexpectedly, as soon as she walked out of the room, she saw Zhang Heping lying on Shen Yanming, hugging him with his hands and feet, and leaning towards Shen Yanming.
Shen Yanming kept retreating, using his arms to support Zhang Heping to prevent him from touching him.
Bi Qiaoan was stunned. "What are you doing?"
The two of them froze, and Shen Yanming took the initiative. His tone was particularly aggrieved, and he was about to cry. He said to Bi Qiaoan: "Wife, he is a bully, and he has improper thoughts about me. Get him out!"
Zhang Heping was so angry that he climbed up from him. "Old Shen, you are not being righteous. When did I ever like you? I just wanted to bite your ear, but you threw dirty water on me. Do you have any shame?"
"No, I want a wife!"
"Tsk~" Zhang Heping rolled his eyes, found a place far away from Shen Yanming to sit down, and said to Bi Qiaoan: "There's really nothing wrong between us, we were just joking just now."
"Oh, you're having a fight and you're still hugging each other so tightly? Why do I feel like you're trying to hide something?" Bi Qiaoan said coldly.
Shen Yanming was also a little scared. He was afraid that his wife had really misunderstood, so he quickly explained: "Wife, there is really nothing wrong between us. It was because I said that I thought Zhang Heping was gay that he rushed over and hit me."
"That's right, that's it. He deserves to be beaten for slandering me." Zhang Heping quickly passed the buck.
"Haha, you have quite a good understanding!" Bi Qiaoan sat between the two of them and ignored both of them.
In fact, she was not angry. She knew that they had a good relationship and it was just a joke between men.
However, she still felt a little jealous when she saw someone hanging around her husband. After all, that was her position and she would never allow anyone to covet it.
Well, including men!
So, Bi Qiaoan pretended to have misunderstood the two of them and sat in the middle waiting for them to apologize, to let someone know that there should be some limits when playing around.
Shen Yanming felt relieved as he looked at Bi Qiaoan, who was pretending to be serious but couldn't suppress the upturned corners of his mouth.
He quickly stood up and sat next to Bi Qiaoan, holding her in his arms with his hands and feet, and said, "Wife, I only love you. That Zhang Heping is a stinky man. He doesn't deserve my love!"
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