Chapter 451: He grew taller, fatter, and hairier
After hanging up the phone, Wang Fang excitedly pinched her uncle and shouted, "Su Long, you have one minute to get dressed and pack all your spare clothes and daily necessities. Take the garlic and onions you planted, too. Go stay at your aunt's house for a few days!"
"Okay!"
My uncle sighed helplessly, "If you go to disturb them, you have to bring some gifts."
"Of course, but the chicken from your brother-in-law's house is really good. Unfortunately, I don't want to buy it anymore. The old lady values it more than her life. During the Chinese New Year, I just said I wanted to buy a chicken at a price higher than the market price, and she rebuked me.
Now I'm hoping your brother-in-law can use some connections to get a couple of properly licensed chickens. Don't buy chickens from the black market. I don't know what zombie disease they have, but the eggs they lay hatch into chicks covered in tumors. Eating them will give you zombie disease."
It's been the third year of the apocalypse, but no one will say, "Give me a chicken" anymore, just like no one would say, "Give me a Mercedes-Benz" before the apocalypse. However, there are still some rich people who will give an old hen as a gift.
Recently, Wang Congsi's friend got married, and he was the best man. As a gift, he gave a cow worth Rolls-Royce, and it was a cow. The photo was posted online and aroused the envy and jealousy of countless netizens. The whole wedding was extremely luxurious, and the lobby was filled with gifts: four pairs of live chickens for good luck, a pair of turtles for longevity, and a pair of black pigs for a perfect match. At the very least, the starting point was a bag of Daoxiangcun rice. No one would use virtual things like virtual currency.
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"Huh!" Jingshu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she made it in time. She had forgotten the exact day when her uncle's family was buried alive by the earthquake in her previous life, but it was in these few days, maybe today. In short, she could let them go back after the house they lived in collapsed. As for whether they would want to live in the RV... well, Jingshu would nip it in the bud.
Jingshu can be considered to have fulfilled a regret from her previous life. The most important thing is not to make Jingma sad... Well, I can't help but think of the scene when I reunited with my family...
The climate in Wucheng is much colder than that in the United States. The ground is frozen hard and many creatures have died. After not seeing it for several months and experiencing earthquakes and lightning, Wucheng is even more devastated. The habitable buildings in the city center have been sucked away by the underground tornado, and those that were not sucked away have collapsed in the earthquake. Many buildings have been swallowed up, making the living situation in Wucheng even more tense.
Jingshu didn't expect that when her father learned that she was coming back, he drove a German N RV and took the whole family to wait for her at the shabby little airport when she took off for the capital for three whole days.
Jingshu was moved to tears.
"You've grown taller." Jing's mother covered her mouth.
"You've gained weight too." Jing's father was very pleased.
"Finally, your hair has grown." Grandma Jing came running over from a distance, shouting, "My little darling, I love you so much."
Jingshu: "Hmm? The first two sentences were normal, but the last sentence is hairy? My dear?"
Jingshu mechanically lowered her head and saw the fat chicken flapping its wings and running over quickly with its two chicks, and finally fluttering into Jingnai's arms. Jingnai couldn't let go of the bald fat chicken and stroked the feathers that had finally grown back. The feathers were smoother and longer, and it was indeed growing feathers.
Um? ? ?
"Look at what Jingshu feeds you. She also brought you two black cubs. Now you have one more rare species. You can apply for first-class national protected animals and get a license." Jing's mother pointed at the two little black chickens.
Jingnai laughed so hard that her eyebrows disappeared: "Yes, you must apply. Oh, there are two more following behind. Is this a goose?"
Jing's father gestured to the proportions of the fat chicken before it left, "I'm afraid this means it will lay a few more eggs every day, right?"
Jing Nai affirmed: "The older you get, the more you poop. It seems your granddaughter didn't treat you badly when she went to the United States."
Everyone suddenly remembered to turn around and look at Jingshu, whose hair was disheveled in the wind.
"Snowflakes flutter, the north wind whistles... The world is vast and desolate... A single plum blossom stands proudly in the snow..."
"He must have missed me too much and was afraid that he couldn't suppress the wild power in his body, so he transferred his love to Fatty." Jingshu thought.
Sure enough, their true colors were exposed as soon as they got into the RV.
Jingshu's butt just sat on the chair,
It was filled with all of Jingshu's favorite foods.
"My dear, this is the pig's trotter that Mommy has braised for you these days. I know you like it soft, so I cooked it very soft."
"My dear granddaughter, first have some of the pig's trotters your mother made. Grandma made you some steamed pork chops and beans with noodles. After you finish eating the pig's trotters, you can have the noodles. It will satisfy your hunger. I've also cooked your favorite crucian carp soup in the pot."
Jing Ye didn't say anything. He had already peeled the meat of a basin of fat hairy crabs for Jing Shu with tweezers. The pile of crab shells indicated that there must be at least dozens of crabs and it took Jing Ye a lot of time.
Jingshu picked up a large piece and dipped it into the sauce. A mouthful of tender crab meat, the aroma of juicy crab roe, and the flavor were fresh and juicy... slurp! It was so delicious! The most important thing is that the happiness of having someone peel the crab shell for you is really more satisfying than eating these delicacies!
At this time, Jing's father took out a roast duck that was roasted until golden and juicy from the makeshift earthen kang, cut some green onions and cucumbers, and placed some sweet bean sauce and pancakes made with Jing's milk on top. Jingshu sliced the duck, rolled it with the pancake, dipped it in the sauce, and ate it one bite at a time, with oil dripping from the corners of her mouth.
"This time, I not only cured the disease, but also brought back many things you have never seen before. The technology in the United States is indeed advanced. My headache was cured in just a few days.
Later, we collected a lot of stuff from various places in the United States. Yes, we sent it to Li Yuetian. We'll go get it back in a few days and hide it well. The guns there were all found on the ground. I brought back quite a few for you too. After registering them with Li Yuetian for insurance, keep them with you...
By the way, have you ever seen live crabs as big as millstones? I heard they're really delicious. Don't worry, I'll bring back a lot of live seafood to raise and breed them first.
Have you ever seen tuna weighing tons? That's like super delicious salmon! You can eat dead tuna. Tuna is practically extinct. Okay, okay, okay, I'll save it for guests and during festivals.
And that spoonful of caviar that costs tens of thousands of dollars, I've never tasted it either, let's try it this time."
"Don't worry, I definitely brought gifts for you, and there's one for everyone. I guarantee it's something new and exciting that you haven't seen before."
"What? This goose? Oh, by the way, I rented these two geese. This goose has a great origin. Let me tell you..."
The happiest moment for the family was watching Jingshu eat the food they had carefully prepared for her, and listening to Jingshu talking nonsense about the interesting and fun things she had encountered in the United States, what she had gained this time, and the messy things she had brought back.
What? As for danger? That's absolutely non-existent. Everyone else has been in danger, but our Jingshu has always been protected and safe. No one has ever targeted her, and she hasn't been injured or faced life-threatening situations.
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