Chapter 492 Helping the Goose Lay Eggs
At the same time, Jingshu felt that she had delivered babies for several people, so it made no sense that she could not help the goose if it had a difficult labor. Why not control the goose's three long and one short breathing to help it lay eggs?
Unfortunately, she couldn't control the goose egg inside. Jingshu closed her eyes and let the goose struggle for a long time, but it was of no use. The egg head couldn't come out, and the egg couldn't be taken out by hand, and it was very likely to be crushed.
If it really doesn't work, just smash the eggs.
This is because they haven't laid eggs in a long time. It seems that the food can't be too good. Besides, it's okay to break an egg once, but it can't break it every time, right? Lionhead geese have to face this hurdle. Maybe they will burst while laying eggs.
Jingnai pried open the goose's vagina and said, "Wow, the egg inside is really big. The exit at the back is a bit too small. How about pouring soapy water in to dilate it? I've used this method before when someone had a difficult birth."
"OK."
So half a basin of soapy water was poured in, Jingnai continued to expand the big goose and massage it. Jingshu was also controlling the big goose to keep exerting force. Both the person and the goose were exhausted, and Dahua was even more anxious and exhausted.
Jing Ye was smoking a cigar and blinking his eyes for a long time, but he couldn't help. Goudan stopped making a fuss and stood by. Fei Ji seemed a little confused. What were so many people doing?
Jingnai's role in expanding the back was useful. After a while, it became much bigger. Jingshu applied a lot of oil for lubrication. Finally, a goose egg struggled out. Facts proved that oil was still necessary.
After the first goose egg came out, the following ones became much easier. It was as if Dahua had opened the door to a new world. She called out "geese, geese, geese" and laid eggs one after another. She would let out a long, comfortable sigh every time she laid one. She felt so relieved!
There are more than a dozen eggs in total in the stomach, each egg is bigger than a fist. It can be imagined that after being excessively nourished by the spiritual spring, the goose eggs have grown several times bigger.
The whole family finally breathed a sigh of relief. They were still shocked and exclaimed that they couldn't believe that they not only delivered babies for humans, but also helped geese give birth. They were really developing into a veterinarian.
"Ding-ling-ling~"
The phone rang frantically. Jingshu took a look and saw that it was from the [Food Supervision Bureau]. Someone just saw her circle of friends?
"Hey, how's Dahua? Is her egg stuck? How could this happen? That child has never had an egg stuck before! Do you need someone to come over and arrange surgery?"
Jingshu breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the mission was accomplished, mother and child are safe, Dahua laid 7 eggs, each egg is very healthy. It is expected that there will be a group of lion-head geese in a month. Congratulations." It is better to say less, otherwise more than a dozen will be too shocking, which is more than Dahua's annual output.
"Hoohoo, that's good, that's good. You've worked so hard, Jingshu. We're all very relieved to have Dahua with you. The fact that she can lay so many eggs so quickly shows that you're really good. You're the reincarnation of Hua Tuo in the apocalypse! But we miss Dahua and Goudan so much. Can you take a short video and come over?"
"No problem, I understand. I understand the family's excitement."
Jingshu took a photo of Dahua and Goudan lying in a nest incubating eggs, with a happy look on their faces after giving birth and emitting the aura of maternal love, and sent it to them. After a while, she received a big red envelope of 888 virtual coins.
Jingnai comforted the trembling Dahua, who seemed to be under a shadow of fear, and said, "Don't be afraid. Every woman has gone through this. Every woman has to go through this."
e..The style of painting is a bit off, I’m done.
Anyway, after this experience, Dahua should have let go, and her back was also stretched a lot. Just like Wu Youai's mentor was curious, was the fat chicken loose after laying so many eggs? Jingshu took a look at Dahua's, well, it shouldn't get stuck in the eggs in the future.
Jingshu returned to the room and found hundreds of messages on her phone.
"Come on, take my imperial seal and crack a walnut for Xiu'er."
"[Smirk] Is it because you need it? Why are you making up a story about a goose stuck in laying eggs? I've lived my whole life and never seen a goose that can't lay eggs."
"Shocking! A wealthy man is paying a high price for enema in the apocalypse because of unbearable pain there!"
Shi Lei: "Shocked! I learned the 10th lesson of showing off my wealth!"
8 tricks, others raise chickens, I raise geese, others release dogs, I release geese! "
Doctor Zhang left a message: "Young people have a lot of hot tempers, so don't be shy. Just inject a saline solution into the area and give it an enema. Remember, the bell, plug it with a wooden cork."
He Shou Wu: "666, Master is right. I have learned another trick. Master is awesome!"
Butler Cai: "Doctor Zhang is awesome."
Jingshu: ...e.
Then the topic gradually went off track, and what was even worse was that her circle of friends was posted to the group again... Jingshu suddenly had a bad feeling.
In the near future, this story about her will be spread all over the world. Impulse is the devil.
So Jingshu quickly added a picture of Dahua laying eggs, with the caption: The problem has been solved, the hen egg is safe, no suppository is needed, thank you everyone.
After a while, the page was filled with messages again.
"I don't even dare to comment now, for fear someone will peel my apple with their Green Dragon Crescent Blade, part my face with their Nine-foot Rake, pick my teeth with their Fang Tian Painted Halberd, or ambush me with a 100,000-volt high-voltage wire..."
"Doctor Zhang is amazing. He solved Director Jing's constipation problem so quickly."
"Doctor Zhang 666."
...The more you explain, the worse it gets. Forget it, never mind. The circle of friends can only be seen for three days anyway. Once the hype is over, you can be a hero again.
Of course, there are more things than just these. Hao Yunlai woke up, and Yang Yang called Jingshu for help, saying that although Hao Yunlai woke up, he had sequelae.
"Sequelae? That's normal. What are the sequelae?" Jingshu was like a doctor treating a patient who complained of discomfort here and there.
It would be abnormal if there were no sequelae. Back in the mountains of the United States, she was in pain for more than ten days and couldn't even walk. She was carried all the way out of the mountains! This is like stepping into the gates of hell. Even if you pull someone out of hell, your body will still continue to suffer.
"Hao Yunlai hasn't slept for two days. He said he doesn't dare to sleep."
"Ah?" Jing Shu was surprised. What kind of sequelae is this? "Why wouldn't a grown man dare to..."
Yang Yang hesitated for a long time, and finally whispered, "Maybe the sequelae are just a problem with his brain. It's said that once he falls asleep, he will enter the eighteen levels of hell and be subjected to all kinds of horrific punishments. And they are so real and effective that he once thought he was in the eighteen levels of hell.
He also said that he had spent the past ten days in his coma in hell, and at one point he thought he would never be able to get out of hell, but he was still very grateful to you, because it was you who pulled him out of the eighteen levels of hell."
Jingshu held her chin and broke out in a cold sweat. Damn it, this might not be nonsense, it might be true!
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