Chapter 831 This makes me feel embarrassed
"They just sent out a distress signal and then lost contact. We are the closest to the accident. Other supplies and armed forces are at the Xinlan Service Station 30 kilometers away."
"It will take them at least two hours to get here!"
"Our patrol aircraft is 200 kilometers away and has more important things to do."
Sanliang gathered everyone together and talked in the cave, but the scene was a bit noisy.
"Oh my god, there are actually robbers! I haven't heard of them in a long time. They actually dare to steal public property. Speaking of which, with all the big data available nowadays, how can we not find out who the robbers are?"
"Will the robbers come and rob us? We're so close, I'm so scared."
"We in the carpool group aren't afraid. Whoever is the fat sheep is afraid? Money is cheap these days, and kidnapping isn't popular. Even if you kidnap someone, you still have to provide food. The town government doesn't dare to take them in. We're broke, so why should we be afraid?"
"Exactly. It's so cold. We can't help anyway, so let's just get in the car and stay there."
"You're stupid. You can make a living by capturing people, yet you don't even have a sense of crisis. Haven't you seen how those robbers on Tieba survived?"
"No, no way? Eating, eating people, right?"
Sanliang raised his gun and loaded it. The entire tunnel immediately fell silent. He continued, "The danger is imminent. No one should be idle. I will leave five of you behind to assign you tasks for defensive measures, such as setting traps at the back of the tunnel and burning feces in case of emergency."
The whole tunnel almost exploded again.
"What? Burning feces? Boiling excrement? Why? Are you trying to stink out the enemy?"
"If you're uneducated, I tell you to read more. The ancient practice of pouring golden water over a high city wall is incredibly effective. They boiled the excrement and poured it down from the high ground. If we were hiding in a tunnel, even if there were robbers, they wouldn't be able to crawl over here. Just imagine, being poured with boiling excrement, tsk tsk."
"Another use is if this place is unfortunately breached, just pour it on yourself. At least you can save your life."
“…”
Sanliang asked again, "Do you have any strong armed forces who would like to join us at the front service station? First of all, it's very dangerous out there. We need you to be able to escape and report the situation in times of danger, as well as assist us in the battle."
The uncle in the carpooling group who was carrying a big stick stood up. A masked man who was slender and looked like a woman came out of car No. 2. He was very mysterious, but he carried a rocket launcher on his back.
Jingshu also stood up. At this time, she had the ability and it was related to her family, so she must take care of it. Another reason was that she was also quite puzzled because the mud mermaid did not get any particularly useful information. Now, she was very curious about what was happening in the front.
"Little sister, this isn't a game. You should go back and be a good boy. Don't mess around and cause trouble. If you go, people will have to protect you."
Forget the first two, but this other woman is here to slap the faces of those men who don't dare go out to fight? The crowd immediately started to tease, accompanied by unknown laughter.
Sanliang frowned, because the assistant beside him also said: "Boss, you don't want to bring women?"
Sanliang shook his head and whispered, "She's different. I've read a little bit of her information."
"Why is it different?"
"She went to the United States with Yang Yang, the captain of the Wucheng Special Police Brigade. They went with the Imperial Capital's elite special forces team. The entire team was killed, injured, or disabled, but she was the only one who brought back a large amount of supplies from the United States. She was still unharmed, and I heard she even gained weight."
The assistant asked in surprise: "Could it be that she is someone with that special ability?"
Sanliang shook his head and said nothing. He didn't know. Even his boss couldn't see this woman's information, so he only knew this gossip.
Jingshu looked at the crowd and asked, "Who said that? Stand up."
"What? You want to hit someone? So what if I said that? Was I wrong? Don't cause trouble for others at this time."
"I also said, if you want to go, first call
Let me tell you later, I am a ninth-degree black belt master."
Three or four young men from the carpooling group stood up and spoke very righteously.
Jingshu snapped her fingers.
With a "pop".
The noisy tunnel was silent for a second before loud laughter broke out again.
"What's going on, are you going to summon Spider-Man, little sister?"
"Do you think you are Thanos?"
Just as he finished speaking, there was a movement in the tunnel, as if it was shaking.
"The enemy is coming, the robbers are coming!"
Someone shouted and everyone started to get a little confused, but before anything started to happen, several huge green creatures came running towards them and came into view.
"Beat them." Jingshu pointed at a few people and said.
Then the Hulks launched a simulated rain of fists, and screams immediately followed.
Everyone present gasped. The young man who claimed to be a black belt suffered the most. Before he could even kick out, he was slapped away and was about to hit the tunnel wall. The Hulk acted as a cushion and bounced him back. Then he was slapped away again, and bounced back again, just like a ping-pong ball.
“Isn’t this the Hulk bus?”
"Oh my god, it turns out the Hulk is a monster that can transform into anything."
"Fuck, isn't that a bit too awesome? I always thought the Hulk was just an ordinary means of transportation."
"You're stupid. They are dark creatures, dark creatures that are not afraid of anything."
The Hulk is not called that for nothing. The Hulk, who almost fills the entire tunnel, has a huge body and great strength. He is invulnerable to swords and guns. People in front of him are like rag dolls and can be easily trampled upon.
"Snap"
A snap of fingers.
Everyone heard it.
The Hulks also heard it, so they retreated like a tide and stood behind Jingshu, acting as her bodyguards. Although there were only a few Hulks at this time, their extraordinary presence was shocking.
Of course, there was also one that was extremely eager to perform. It turned into a comfortable liquid sofa and let Jingshu sit on it. It also used a simulated hand to give Jingshu an attentive massage.
From the audience, it looked like the queen was sitting on her stage, inspecting the ants.
Ordinary Hulks naturally cannot do this. The things their liquid can turn into are relatively simple and cannot be formed for a long time. But the Hulk King is different, so this sofa was naturally transformed from Little Green.
The tunnel was no longer noisy, but became unusually quiet. The look in his eyes when he looked at Jingshu was different. There was admiration and surprise, and he couldn't close his mouth and could only say "wow".
Jingshu felt embarrassed by his pretense.
"Can I go with you?"
"Of course, Miss Jingshu, with your cover, our safety has been greatly improved." Sanliang also pouted. He never expected that the harmless and cute looking Hulk could be so ferocious. If Miss Jingshu had not held back, he would probably have killed every kid with one punch.
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