Chapter 899 Who can go to the toilet at 90 degrees?
Several people ate voraciously, feeling that the past few decades had been wasted. The cooking method of the ingredients might be rough, but the taste was really amazing.
The first-class business carriage was packed with wealthy people, and the aroma was so overwhelming that they pulled out their own food. Some brought their own rare instant noodles, which immediately took over the carriage. The rich aroma of Kangshifu braised beef immediately filled the entire carriage, drowning out the smell of the snacks.
Zhang Yicheng rubbed his stomach contentedly: "Luckily, President Jing, you prepared so much, otherwise I would be so greedy when I smelled the instant noodles."
Wu Jiang nodded in approval: "Thanks to President Jing for bringing the Hulk, otherwise we would be in such a miserable situation now. Your previous decision was really wise." Even the male bodyguard assistant who had been a transparent person agreed very much and gave a thumbs up silently.
After Jingshu had eaten, Ge You spread out on the Hulk: "This is called experience." Learn something, young man. You must always be invincible and be adequately prepared so that you can deal with accidents calmly.
Three more green giants came from the rear of the train and squeezed into the carriage, but no one said anything this time. Zhang Yicheng even removed the luggage rack that was in the way to make room for the green giants, and patted them gently: "Please come this way, there's more space here."
Jingshu shook her head, feeling the feedback from the mud mermaid outside the carriage. It was a bit strange. All the insects had disappeared, but the mud mermaid was fine.
This desolate wilderness should be full of insects, ants, and mosquitoes, but it was very quiet outside and there was nothing there.
The front of the locomotive flipped over, and it wasn't derailed, but the track was gone. The entire track disappeared. According to Zhang Yicheng, this train runs every day, so there was no problem yesterday, but it happened today...
Jingshu decided to wait and see, and she cultivated hundreds of mud mermaids to guard the surroundings, and sent out a few mud mermaids to explore the way. She even gave up the idea of taking the Hulk on the road alone, and decided to stay and see the situation first.
I feel there is danger ahead!
The quiet time on the train did not last long, because soon the problems that had to be faced arose.
"Boss, there's no toilet in the hard sleeper section. The conductor said they'll send someone to remove the toilet in our single compartment."
Zhang Yicheng wiped the sweat off his face as he held the small cup of water he had waited in line for half an hour before filling, and handed the water to the boss diligently and reluctantly. Seeing the boss gulp down the water, he licked his lips. He finally understood what Jingshu meant about preparing more things before going out. Now he really encountered something, and it was difficult to even drink a sip of water or go to the toilet.
As the saying goes, the train overturned, and the wall of the train was on the ground, and the small hole of the squat toilet became hanging on the wall.
According to the free fall of liquid, even if you are standing, you have to go over the curved splash guard and pee in diagonally. Oh, it is a bit difficult, but there is really no way to poop.
Who can go to the bathroom at a 90-degree angle? Stand up and let Jingshu see.
Wu Jiang was stunned for a moment: "Then let them tear it down. The problem is, how are we going to use the toilet after they tear it down?"
"Ah, how about I wait in line for you at the door of the unfinished toilet? After all, there are already a lot of people queuing up."
Jingshu waved her hand: "Oh, this portable toilet is for you guys to use. I give it to you. I have a new one."
Jingshu snapped her fingers, prompting the Hulk in the corner to pull out the original foldable, anti-freeze toilet seat that Jingye had made for her three years earlier. Later, Jingye made her a more perfect foldable toilet in a wool felt princess dress, but the original one was left gathering dust.
Jingshu opened the toilet cover that looked like a raincoat in her hand and demonstrated it herself. There was a fixed bracket like a big skirt underneath, and it looked like a cloak skirt when worn. However, when sitting on the stool, there was a big hole in the middle of the stool, and there was a folding bucket under the hole, which could be opened to squat, so you couldn't see what was going on inside.
"Big boss, you actually bring a toilet with you when you go out. What else don't you bring? You bring a mobile fortress with you when you go out, right?" Zhang Yicheng was really impressed.
Wu Jiang really wanted to slap himself at this moment.
Why didn't Jing Da Lao bring the Hulk? Look at him, is that what a human being would do? Fortunately, Jing Da Lao brought him along. Otherwise, what would he do?
"It's no big deal. I go out often, so I have experience." Jingshu drank milk tea while blowing the air with a palm-sized fan. Seeing Zhang Yicheng swallowing his saliva, Jingshu poured him another large cup of milk tea and said, "Drink it, kid. You look so greedy."
Zhang Yicheng gulped down the drink, feeling so moved he couldn't speak. "Brother Jing, from now on I'll be following you! This time when I return, I'm going to be transferred to the South China Sea to work for you!"
Anyway, eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and sleeping on the train are always the top priorities that need to be solved. The food on the train was quickly consumed. Everyone at least got some mashed potato pancakes or mixed vegetable soup, and there was still some clean water. If rescue did not arrive at night, everyone would have to starve.
But the problem now is that the place is already hot and humid, and all the doors and windows are closed. You can imagine how stuffy it is in the train.
"It's so hot, open the window, or you can open the door."
"That's right. Not only do we not have food to eat, but we only get a little water each time. I'm thirsty and hot, I'm dying!"
"Someone opened the door of another carriage, so we opened it too to get some fresh air. We're not going to get off."
"It's so funny! You still want to get off? This double-decker train is overturned sideways, more than three meters underground. Just jump off."
"It's better not to open the door. It's so dangerous out here in the wilderness. What if something comes in?"
In the private room, Jingshu was having lunch with Wu Jiang, Zhang Yicheng and others.
Lunch was also a simple meal, just sliced up some sausages with fat and meat, cut up some smoked goose, smoked chicken, smoked ham, etc. and steamed them in a pot. I also heated up some vacuum-packed braised pig's head, braised pork elbow, braised chicken legs, and eggs, and that was it. It was done very quickly. Jingshu was very satisfied with the instruction: "When you are away from home, don't make things complicated. Just make these simple and quick meals."
Zhang Yicheng chuckled, and Wu Jiang nodded in agreement. They accepted whatever Boss Jing said, but in their hearts, they were all thinking, "You call this kind of luxurious meal simple? Then what about your complicated meal, Boss?"
But Jingshu suddenly wanted to eat leek and egg boxes, so she took out another pot of lush green leeks and cut a large pot of them in front of Zhang Yicheng and Wu Jiang's stunned eyes. She kept muttering, "Well, this will take another seven or eight days to grow." At the end, she looked up and said, "Oh, don't learn from me to do things without principles. I'm used to doing whatever I want."
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