"Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to 'Mushroom Village'. This is the doorstep of my master and Boss Yaoxing's home. We will hold a pig-slaughtering ceremony in the open space next to it."
Ever since Song Xinran accidentally let slip his relationship with Bai Li during a live broadcast, he no longer concealed it with Bai Li's permission, and usually addressed Bai Li as "my master", which made the audience in the live broadcast room feel jealous and envious.
I didn’t expect that this kid is actually Li Li’s apprentice. No wonder he has such good resources. Yingyingying and the others also want to be Li Li’s apprentice.
However, since they are master and apprentice, what skills did Li Li teach him?
Song Xinran greeted everyone cutely, and the live broadcast room also gave a good response.
"Good afternoon, Taozi, good afternoon, Xingchen, Lili and Yaoxing! I didn't even have lunch because I wanted to watch the pig being slaughtered!"
"Hahaha, this is Taozi, you are being too formal. You call Li Li 'Master', why don't you call Yao Xing 'Grandmaster'? Aren't they a couple~"
"Fuck, the previous one is really thoughtful, and I think it's quite right. Isn't Master Yaoxing the master of Taozi?"
When Song Xinran saw the content of the barrage clearly, she was stunned. Then she quickly glanced in the direction of Wen Xingyao and began to unconsciously avoid direct eye contact with him.
How to put it? He had actually imagined the scene of himself calling the other party "Master" in his mind before, but when facing people other than Bai Li, Wen Xingyao had always been aloof and difficult to approach. Therefore, Song Xinran really couldn't imagine what kind of expression Wen Xingyao would show when he heard himself calling him like that.
I always feel that the other person's eyes will be terrifying at that time.
For the sake of his life, he of course followed the netizens in calling him "Monster Star Boss".
"Haha, that's not necessary. I can just call you Master." Song Xinran said with a smile, "It's already 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and today's live broadcast officially begins. I have already asked Yaoxing Boss for permission to enter his yard, so let's go see what the pigs in the pigpen look like."
As Song Xinran spoke, he walked towards the pigpen. Wen Chen followed him quietly without saying much. But if you look closely at his expression, you will find that his eyes flickered from time to time, as if he was thinking about something frantically.
Look at the corners of his mouth and the upturned arc. Old fans all know that this is a unique expression when he encounters good ingredients and good food.
It can be seen that Wen Chen has high expectations for today's live broadcast.
Bai Li and Wen Xingyao followed behind the two of them, one with a smile on his face, and the other with a calm expression, like parents who were taking their naughty kids out to play, with the feeling that no matter how the naughty kids acted, they would be able to help hold them.
The audience laughed and whispered to each other, wondering if these two had entered old couple mode so quickly?
But after a while, their attention was completely drawn to the creatures in the pigsty.
Hearing the noise of someone coming, big pink pig heads popped out from the wall. They looked so chubby and greasy, which made people want to exclaim "Wow".
Is this what a pig that I have raised for a month looks like?
"Wow! This pig is so big. Just looking at its head, it feels like it weighs more than ten pounds. How much does it weigh in total?"
"You know what? Looking at the clean and tender pig heads, I really can't bear to eat them. But the wild boar meat that Taozi and Xingchen prepared together when the wild boars came into the village tasted so good that I am craving for it now. I can't bear to give up such an opportunity!"
"Why are the pigs raised by Monster Star boss white and plump, while the ones in my pigpen are skinny and small? The piglets I caught half a month ago are not even a quarter of the size of the ones raised by Monster Star boss..."
"I'll tell you the reason from my fellow villagers. The pigs in Monster Star's house live in the most expensive [Automatic Pig Pen to Prevent Escape], eat the most expensive [Super Pig Feed], and drink [Mountain Spring Water] which costs 20 Star Dollars a bucket in the game store. A few times I saw Monster Star put pet snacks in their troughs... With such living and food conditions, it shouldn't be too much for them to grow up like this, right?"
"Oh my goodness, no wonder you always say pigs are inferior to humans, the food I eat is not as good as that of pigs QAQ!"
The topic unknowingly turned to the issue of the pigs' food expenses, but was brought back to the topic by Song Xinran's words.
"Okay, now that we've seen the pigs, let's pick one out. Does anyone like any of them? If not, I'll just pick one at random."
As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage was filled with voices asking Song Xinran to wait.
The audience said they were very skilled at "picking pigs". At this moment, their minds seemed to be synchronized, and they numbered the ten pigs in the pigpen from the first one on the left hand side in a clockwise direction. After a crazy discussion, they finally selected the best-looking and fattest pig number 7.
As a pig breeder, Wen Xingyao can directly check its weight. After leading the No. 7 pig out, under the gaze of countless eyes, Wen Xingyao calmly spit out a number: "566 kilograms."
The weight has exceeded one thousand pounds!
For a moment, the live broadcast room was filled with jubilation, as happy as if they had finally grabbed a spot in the game.
A big fat pig stood next to Wen Xingyao, half as tall as him, well-fed and strong. It was looking around with great interest, not knowing what would happen next.
Seeing that everyone was still sighing, Wen Xingyao took the pig and silently walked to the open space outside the yard. All the necessary kitchen utensils and tables, chairs and benches had been prepared there, and they were just waiting to kill the pig and eat it right after it was finished.
So the question is, has anyone learned special skills to kill such a big pig?
The players watching the scene began to whisper to each other.
"I remember that the old village chief helped to kill the wild boars last time. With a few swishing moves, the whole wild boars were turned into pieces of meat and distributed to the whole village. The village chief didn't come this time. Could it be that Li Li and Boss Yao Xing are planning to do it themselves?"
"Ah, I can't imagine these two killing pigs. It feels like it will be a bit bloody."
"Aren't they bloody enough? I've been walked on by them in the previous two events. I really have something to say!"
"But... they probably don't know how to kill pigs, right? Who would learn this these days?"
"Maybe Li Li will, after all, he is the creator of this game."
"Who said that producers have to know it? Stop discussing this for now. I saw Li Li whispering with Yao Xing Boss. Do you think they are discussing this issue?"
"Bai Li, now... can you tell me how to kill pigs in the game?" Wen Xingyao leaned close to Bai Li's ear and asked in a low voice.
That's right, until now, he still didn't know how to kill a pig. Is it just a matter of picking up a kitchen knife? Or is there a special way to kill a pig?
He had asked Bai Li this question before, but the other party just smiled at him mysteriously and said that you will know when the time comes.
Bai Li no longer teased him intentionally. He motioned for him to step forward and touch the pig with his hand, then silently say "slaughter" in his mind.
Wen Xingyao obeyed and did as he was told. Sure enough, a dialog box that only he could see popped up in front of him the next second, asking him if he was sure to slaughter the pig in front of him. Wen Xingyao clicked OK, and soon a hazy red light surrounded the entire pig.
The red light lasted for a full minute, and no screams were heard from the pig. However, when the red light faded, a pig was clearly dismantled, with the pig's head, trotters, internal organs, blood, and meat from all parts of the pig neatly placed in place, and a mat and a transparent dust cover were also provided.
At this moment, whether it was the players watching on the scene or the audience in the live broadcast room, their minds went blank for a few seconds, and then they all exploded.
"Huh??? What happened? I'm such a big pig? I just blinked a few times and it turned into a pile of meat???"
"So this is the legendary 'pig-killing' live broadcast. I've been looking forward to it for a long time, but in the end, I only watched it for a minute. I don't even know the specific operation process. I'm so miserable..."
"666! Painless pig killing, you deserve it! Do people really want to see that kind of bloody scene? It's obviously easier to accept this way."
"That's right... There are elderly people and children watching the live broadcast, so it's not suitable for a bloody scene. Forget it, let's focus on the results. Let me tell you which part of the meat tastes the best~"
At this time, Bai Li also told everyone how to "painlessly" slaughter the livestock they had raised. Of course, players can use the most primitive method to obtain their meat and fur after hunting prey, but who can refuse a more time-saving and labor-saving method?
After explaining the method, he also apologized to the players: "I was negligent before and didn't notice the bloody problem on the screen. This is a temporary optimization I made. If you need it in the future, you can follow the method I said."
The players immediately waved their hands and said, "It's okay, it's okay. Even if we don't have your method, Li Li, we can still come up with a solution on our own. You don't have to apologize! But Li Li, you said that livestock can be slaughtered. In addition to pigs, can chickens, ducks, geese, etc. be slaughtered as well?"
"Yes, yes, yes. Can we kill chickens, ducks, and geese and eat their meat? To be honest, I have been craving their bodies for a long time. But a long time ago, that lazy guy in our village accidentally starved a few chicks to death. It seems that he made the village chief unhappy, so I didn't dare to do it directly..."
Bai Li smiled and nodded: "Sure, after raising the chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry, you can choose to let them lay eggs, sell them to the village chief for money, or eat them yourself. It doesn't matter, as long as they are successfully raised, the village chief won't be angry."
Many villagers were eager to try it out, and planned to give it a try after seeing the excitement here. Hehe, they spent so much effort to build the chicken villas, and now it’s the turn of the residents of the chicken villas to repay them!
As the noise caused by the "painless pig slaughtering" gradually died down, Bai Li handed the stage to Song Xinran and Wen Chen, signaling them to take the meat at will. He and Ze Wen Xingyao ran to a bench in the corner to watch the fun with the onlookers.
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