"It's human nature to enjoy food and sex! Why are you so agitated?"
Home isn't a court, and marriage isn't a relationship between ruler and subject. What else could there be? Four things to do when you open the door: play with the birds, swing on the swings, drive around, and read comic books. Right? Marry first, then fall in love, and love will grow over time.
Once people are well-fed and clothed, normal people start to think about something, don't they?
Xie Zhaozhao punched him.
The two washed their hands and rinsed their mouths, and he attentively helped her remove the hairpins from her hair.
After removing the headdress, he got up and carried her into the inner room like a sack of potatoes.
Xie Zhaozhao was on his shoulder, thinking that since it wasn't a long way, she could just grit her teeth and bear it. Who knew that this person would keep taking off his own clothes as they walked.
She leaned on his shoulder and could clearly see the spirited and imposing general.
Quickly close your eyes, you're too embarrassed.
But this person said in a very serious tone, "I heard about another case at the Dali Temple today..."
Xie Zhaozhao instinctively refused immediately: "I won't listen, I won't listen."
"Oh, you won't listen? It's a secret about the Crown Prince. I thought you'd be willing to hear his amazing tales."
"Didn't you say the Dali Temple case?" It seems like I could watch the Crown Prince's antics.
"Yes, it's gotten to the Dali Temple."
"Shouldn't the Crown Prince's affairs be handled by the Imperial Clan Court? Why is the Court of Judicial Review in charge?"
"The common people don't recognize any other government offices, they only recognize the Dali Temple."
That seems to be true. In the minds of ordinary people, the Dali Temple is only for handling cases, and they are not very clear about how royal offspring are punished for making mistakes.
This case seems worth listening to.
Once Gu Shaoyu left the palace and relaxed, he started thinking about Xie Zhaozhao. He had been restless and distracted on the way there, and he had been holding back for a long time, wishing he could devour her immediately.
However, women are naturally different from men; they are slower to warm up.
So Gu Shaoyu didn't rush to attack the city, but instead talked to her slowly, gradually drawing her attention.
Come on, let's continue talking about the cases at the Dali Temple.
"When the Crown Prince went to Zhongzhou for disaster relief, he did not go deep into the disaster area. Instead, he stayed in the Wancheng area, waiting for the officials of Zhongzhou to report back."
“Wancheng is close to Yangzhou. The Grand Canal and tributaries of the Huai River all pass through Wancheng. Many brothels’ pleasure boats do business along the river in Wancheng.”
"Since the Crown Prince couldn't openly meet with prostitutes on pleasure boats, Shi Xiu suggested that he say he was going out to get his hair washed."
Xie Zhaozhao thought sullenly: Does no one suspect anything if I wash my hair every day?
But everyone has their quirks, and who knows, the prince might like to wash his hair!
As if guessing her thoughts, Gu Shaoyu said, "Shi Xiu is a eunuch, so he naturally has nothing fun with prostitutes. Every time he goes, the prostitutes recommend that he get his hair washed. There are special technicians who massage his head, which is called washing his hair."
In the prosperous Jiangnan region, there are shops that specialize in hair and foot washing, and they are extremely popular.
At this point, Gu Shaoyu asked her, "Do you know who came to the Dali Temple to accuse him?"
Xie Zhaozhao shook her head. How could she possibly guess that?
“It was a group of prostitutes,” she said softly. “The prostitutes complained that the noblemen from the capital went to the pleasure boat to enjoy themselves, but they stole their money boxes.”
That contained all their savings and their lives, and even some extremely important secret letters, which is why they came looking for it.
They came to complain, unable to name the thief, but the appearance and information of the "hair-washing customer" matched those of the Crown Prince, Shi Xiu, and the local commander of the infantry.
The rest of the complaint was fine, except for one part which read: "A bandit on horseback, spear in hand, two hammers clasped, doesn't urge the oxen and horses to graze, but only brings a monk to wash his head..."
The officials of the Court of Judicial Review were furious upon seeing the content, cursing it as filthy and uncivilized.
They threw out the petition and ordered people to throw them out.
As Gu Shaoyu finished speaking, Xie Zhaozhao immediately covered his face with a pillow.
He chuckled sullenly under his pillow, begging for mercy.
I really didn't make this up.
"Stop making a fuss, little one."
"I'm suffocating!"
Xie Zhaozhao ignored him and wouldn't let go. Unexpectedly, he initially begged for mercy, but after a while, he stopped moving.
My whole body relaxed, as if I'd suffocated?
Xie Zhaozhao hurriedly removed the pillow, and Gu Shaoyu had actually fainted.
Xie Zhaozhao panicked, touching his face with both hands and crying out in alarm, "Gu Shaoyu? A-Yu? How are you?"
Gu Shaoyu remained silent.
Xie Zhaozhao was terrified. She checked his breath with her hand, and ah, he wasn't breathing!
I quickly listened to his heartbeat, and when I put my ear to his chest, his heart was pounding like a drum.
Moreover, because one listens intently to the heartbeat, one can see the majestic and imposing cannon towering high when one looks up.
Is this even human?
She was both amused and annoyed, and couldn't help but whisper, "If you're going to play dead, at least do it convincingly. It's not right to have the gun still standing upright..."
Gu Shaoyu flipped over and pinned the person down...
After a bit of fussing, the two quickly washed up and crawled into bed.
I didn't feel cold during the event, but who isn't cold in the dead of winter?
In bed, Gu Shaoyu held her in his arms, feeling a soft, sweet, and tender embrace, and he could only sigh with contentment.
He swept her hair back, rested his chin on her head, and continued talking about the case of the Dali Temple.
Xie Zhaozhao felt that these were not nice words, so she stopped him from saying them.
"You need to hear the result, right?"
"Didn't you just make that up?"
"How could you think that? I'm seriously explaining the case to you."
Xie Zhaozhao: I'd be a fool to believe you.
Gu Shaoyu continued speaking to himself.
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