After peeing all over Ding Youtian, Ding Qian felt like he had gotten a huge bargain. He was so happy that he kicked his legs, slapped Ding Youtian's official hat, and laughed out loud with his face tilted back.
Ding Youtian was so angry that he pulled him down and slapped him on the buttocks several times. He smiled and peed while beating Ding Qian, shouting, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, Daddy, harder, harder!"
Good boy, Ding Youtian was almost pissed off, and was dumbfounded. He touched the back of his neck and thought to himself that his son was not as naughty as him, which saved him a lot of worry.
The father and son changed their clothes and came out again. Ding Qian was held under the ribs by Ding Youtian and thrown into the carriage. He jumped up and down in the carriage all the way without stopping for a moment. He created the clamor of thousands of troops by himself, which made Ding Youtian very worried.
When they arrived outside the palace gate, Ding Youtian tried to persuade him to go back with the fool who drove the carriage to bring them here. Without saying a word, he tried to lie on the ground again. Ding Youtian picked him up and held him under his ribs and strode into the palace.
After entering the palace, Ding Youtian threw him to Weidong and went to the Eastern Palace. Weidong was now relatively free, as his apprentices took care of all the affairs. He was quite happy to have Ding Youtian throw the child to him. "Little Master, how about I take you to see Eunuch Shi paint?"
"No." He shook his head and waved his hands, saying seriously, "I'm going to see Mother Shi."
"Mother Shi?" What was this? Weidong had lived for most of his life and had never heard of such a thing.
The four little silver foxes are male and female. Ding Qian heard Erniu and Sanniu tell him that the little guys' brain circuits are really different from ordinary people. He thought that if there is a male, there must be a female, so he said this.
He danced and gestured to Weidong, and Weidong finally responded, "You little thing, I really thought about it for a long time. Come on, male or female, I will take you to see Little Shi's mother."
When the two were halfway there, several eunuchs came over with the Sixth Prince, who was half a year younger than Ding Qian. The two little boys of similar age started chatting.
"Who are you?" asked the high-nosed Sixth Prince.
"I am me, who are you?"
"I am also me, no, I am the Sixth Prince. I have five older brothers. My eldest brother is the Crown Prince, and my father is the Emperor. Everyone in the world must listen to my father."
Ding Qian uttered an "Oh" and used both hands to pull up his pants through his long gown. Ding Youtian had changed his pants after he peed, but they weren't worn properly. He lifted one of his feet while doing so, and reached behind his little butt to scratch it, muttering, "I want everyone in the world to listen to my dad..."
"Oh, young master!" He was interrupted by Wei Dong before he could finish his words. Wei Dong leaned over and pulled up his long gown behind him to straighten his trousers. He chuckled and said, "Everyone in the world listens to your father, the Young Master, lecture on knowledge. We like to listen too."
As he spoke, he secretly pinched Ding Qian's butt twice.
Ding Qian didn't know why he pinched himself, but he knew that it meant that he agreed with what he said, because at home if he said something wrong, Erniu and Sanniu would secretly poke him with their hands, so after saying "hmm", he didn't continue the previous topic and knew to change the subject.
"Grandpa Wei, I need to pee." Ding Qian then asked the Sixth Prince, "Do you want to pee? Let's have a competition to see who can pee higher, shall we?"
He often competed with Xu Dali and Erlangzi's son, although he never won.
The Sixth Prince looked up at the eunuchs following him. He had never played this game before, but it sounded very interesting and he was eager to try it.
"Let's pee on the big tree over there and see who can pee higher." As he said that, Ding Qian bent down, rolled up his long shirt and tucked it into his belt. He had seen Erlangzi and the others doing this when they practiced martial arts, so he learned it. Inside he was wearing a small pair of underwear that Jian Ning had made for him out of cotton silk cloth. The underwear had an opening, and he was afraid of getting it wet, so he took it off and tucked it into his belt. Then he happily ran towards the big tree beside the palace road with his little penis exposed.
The Sixth Prince followed.
Wei Dong flicked the whisk in his hand, and several young eunuchs ran over to tie up the long robe for the Sixth Prince.
"Haha, I can pee higher than you." Ding Qian pushed up his belly with all his strength and laughed excitedly, "You can also pee in the mud, use the mud to make cricket nests, and even make little clay figures."
The Sixth Prince was born to a princess sent by the Dirong Kingdom to marry after the war in the north ended. None of the other princes in the palace liked to play with him, and his mother was very strict with him. It was rare for the little guy to be so happy and carefree, and a smile bloomed on his little face.
He also wanted to invite Ding Qian to play in his mother's palace, but Wei Dong didn't dare to let Ding Qian go. Children speak without restraint, and the unfinished words he had just said made him break out in a sweat. He immediately carried Ding Qian on his back and left.
"Tomorrow I will come to the palace with my father to play with you. We will wait for you under this tree. Let's compete to see who can pee higher!" Ding Qian said loudly, waving his hands on Wei Dong's shoulders.
He didn't know that his words had caused the Sixth Prince to wait here for more than half a month, looking anxiously.
Weidong was tormented by Ding Qian this morning. Xiao Shi went to the Empress Dowager's palace to paint her portrait, so he had to call a few eunuchs aged seven or eight to play with Ding Qian. Ding Qian beat the eunuchs until they were black and blue. He learned some rudimentary kung fu from Dabao and Tong Bajin, and when he got angry and couldn't win, he would bite them.
A few young eunuchs refused to do it, saying that he was a scoundrel and refused to play with him anymore. If it had been ten years ago, Wei Dong would have beaten those young eunuchs, but now that he was older, he had softened his heart.
If he doesn't want to play, then don't play. He took him to play. Weidong asked him, "Would you like to learn some martial arts from us?"
Ding Qian knelt down without saying a word and was about to pay his respects to him as his apprentice. He had heard from Tong Bajin and others that Wei Dong's kung fu was very powerful.
Wei Dong picked him up before he could kowtow, "You're quite clever, little fellow. It's a pity that we don't accept disciples anymore."
He only accepted one disciple in his life, Huo Jincheng. After Huo Jincheng passed away, he would take time out every few days to teach Dajun, teaching him as his master.
He will not accept any more disciples.
Teaching Ding Qian a few moves and techniques was just to make him quiet down so that he could have some free time, but Ding Qian refused to accept it. He just opened his mouth and rolled on the ground, howling, and insisted on taking him as his master.
Wei Dong tried his best and finally lay on the ground and let him ride around the room to coax him. After Ding Youtian came, his old bones were almost broken by fatigue.
"I can't take care of your baby this time. It's too noisy. I'm old and can't stand it." Wei Dong said, rubbing his old waist.
Ding Youtian glared at Ding Qian, clasped his fists and bowed respectfully to Wei Dong. "I was inconsiderate. Heng'er has been spoiled by his mother. I will definitely teach him a lesson when I get back."
"Oh, there's another urgent matter." Wei Dong told Ding Youtian what Ding Qian had said to the Sixth Prince. "Luckily, I interrupted him in time, and the young master was smart enough to change the subject. Otherwise, it would have been a disaster."
Ding Youtian's face was already pale. He dragged Ding Qian over and asked the eunuch to bring ropes to tie him up like a small rice dumpling. He treated it as a game, jumping up and down with his legs on his back and saying happily, "Haha, I can still walk. I can still walk."
"Evil creature!" Ding Youtian grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him out of the palace.
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