Chapter 1909: The collapse of Weibo
"How can I hug you enough?"
The man spoke sweet words lightly.
"Twenty-four hours a day is really too short. I want to hold you for three hundred and sixty hours a day. I have been training for ten years for this, and I will keep training so that I can hold you even when I am eighty years old."
Shen Pianpian: ...
This sudden surge in love talk skills!
It feels like my Ren and Du meridians are opened!
Miss Shen was shocked by Mr. Cheng's sudden display of flirting skills, so she forgot what she was about to remember.
She forgot to tell her agent that she had dropped another bomb on the Internet.
And this time, it's probably at the atomic bomb level.
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On this sunny afternoon, at the Weibo headquarters, programmers who finally had a little free time were leisurely playing games.
And just as the double kill sounded, the computers in front of their chairs suddenly all started ringing like crazy.
Everyone shuddered, and then the game interface turned gray.
"Damn it! I'm almost on the Glory!"
Someone uttered a desperate curse, but their movements were unambiguous and they all jumped up instantly. They all returned to their positions within a second and opened a window.
And in this short period of time, someone very coldly speculated,
"The last time Weibo crashed was when Shen Pianxian made her comeback. I bet fifty cents it will be her again this time."
The page is clear.
What he said came true.
The moment the topic #Meeting Chen Pianpian at the Civil Affairs Bureau# appeared on the hot search list, the tsunami-like influx of views paralyzed the entire Weibo account.
The huge office was suddenly filled with the sound of keyboards clacking, and someone let out a heavy and helpless sigh.
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In the world controlled by programmers, netizens who were excitedly browsing the topic content were soon automatically popped out by the crashed program.
The netizens who were in high spirits became angry and went to major social media platforms to denounce Weibo as garbage.
[What the hell! I just saw a picture and this popped up! What a garbage app! @Weibobenbo]
[Ahhhhh what's going on? Why did I bump into Chen Pianxian at the Civil Affairs Bureau?! Are they getting married?! Who's the groom?! Just when I was about to see the truth, you kicked me out! Did I hit you? @Weibobenbo]
Who else can I marry? It has to be Cheng Zhiyuan! Mm-m-m! My juicy cabbage is seriously going to be taken away! Tiger-like crying. JPG]
@WeiboBenbo, are you hitting me?! I wrote a 400-word comment and was about to post it! Why did you kick me out?! I've already forgotten what I was going to say! Are you hitting me?!
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my Pianpian!!! Before we got married, I could still deceive myself that you were mine ahhhhhhhhhh!!! After we get married, I feel embarrassed to be a potential mistress ahh ...
[…The person above is probably overthinking it. Even if you are the mistress, it’s not your turn to be with a couple of Shen Pianxian and Cheng Zhiyuan’s level.]
Thomas did a 360-degree spin and burst into tears! If the news is true! From today on, I will be heartbroken forever! It hurts so much!
[…regardless of whether the person above likes Chen Pianxian or Cheng Zhiyuan, have you ever been in love?]
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Due to the collapse of Weibo, other major social platforms also saw a terrifying increase in traffic in a short period of time.
While the bosses of other platforms were grinning from ear to ear, Weibo was finally fixed as expected by experienced programmers.
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