Chapter 12 The Immortal Emperor in a Yellow Duck Diaper
Bai Li almost crawled back to the half-collapsed basement entrance.
The claws were rubbed so hard that they hurt.
The strap of the duckbill cup in her mouth made her teeth ache.
The package tightly held in her front paws made her exhausted.
The worst thing is,
Running all the way with high tension,
She felt like her lungs were about to explode.
My heart was pounding wildly in my chest.
"Hoo! Hoo! Meow!"
She gasped,
Carefully, he used his head to push aside the gravel and leaves that covered the entrance.
The moment the gap is revealed,
A strong smell of biological weapons, so strong that she almost fainted, mixed with a faint energy fluctuation came towards her!
Bai Li:!!!
Her heart instantly rose to her throat!
Oops!
Could it be that during the time she was away,
The little guy is pooping again?
And what is this energy fluctuation?
Could it be that a monster got in?
She didn't care about being tired.
With every last ounce of strength,
He slipped in through the gap.
At the same time, he growled threateningly:
“Meow!”
"Let go of my cub!"
However,
The expected horrific scene of the baby being held hostage by the monster did not appear.
The basement is dimly lit.
There were only a few faint rays of light coming through the cracks in the entrance.
In the cardboard box,
Her little ancestor was lying peacefully.
No crying,
The little face even has an indescribable concentration?
The source of the energy fluctuation that frightened her was actually coming from the freshly made tail hair diaper under the little ancestor's butt.
Even more bizarre is that
The diaper made of her softest tail hair,
At this moment, it is emitting an extremely faint but clearly visible white halo.
Instead, the halo is very soft, flickering like breathing.
Like a giant glowing firefly butt pad.
Bai Li: ???
The sippy cup she was holding fell to the ground with a clatter.
The package he was holding almost slipped out of his grip.
She stared in amazement at the surreal scene before her.
What...what's going on?!
Her tail hair has become a spirit?!
Or is it that this little ancestor is so gifted that he can shine?!
At this moment, Ling Xiao was controlling the spiritual energy.
There was movement at the entrance!
Then,
The white cat rushed in like a cannonball,
He also let out a threatening growl!
Ling Xiao was startled by the sudden movement and his mind was in turmoil.
The guidance of that spiritual power was instantly out of control!
puff!
The soft, flickering halo on the tail hair diaper suddenly became much brighter.
Like a small flash bomb, a blinding white light suddenly burst out in the basement.
Instantly, the entire basement was illuminated as bright as day.
Then, as if a power outage occurred, the light went out completely, and the entire space fell into darkness again, with only a few pitiful rays of light remaining.
Ling Xiao: ...
Bai Li: ...
In the sudden flash of light and the darkness that followed,
A man and a cat stared at each other.
The air was filled with embarrassment, shock, and an even stronger smell of biological weapons.
Ling Xiao was heartbroken.
"It's over! We're exposed!"
"That bastard must have seen it! She must be suspicious!"
"My lifelong reputation... has been ruined in an instant!"
His face instantly turned red.
I wish I could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
Bai Li's shock was gradually replaced by a feeling of being at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
She looked at the little ancestor's face, which was about to cry, and was filled with shame and embarrassment.
Look at the part under his butt that has completely stopped working.
Tail hair diaper as if nothing had happened.
A more reasonable explanation formed in her mind.
"Well……"
"Did this little guy fart with sparkles?"
She remembered seeing it online before.
Some people with special physical conditions will produce flammable gases due to the action of intestinal flora, which will explode when encountering static electricity or friction.
Although the probability is extremely small,
But in the end times, animals mutate, and it seems reasonable that humans have some special physiques?
And that light flashed and disappeared,
More like some kind of instant physical reaction?
Look at the little ancestor's face of shame and anger,
Bai Li understood instantly!
The little guy feels ashamed!
After all, farting with glitter is really socially unacceptable.
If I let it go, I'm sure this little guy will kill me even more.
“Meow!”
"It's okay, it's okay! I didn't see anything!"
She quickly came over and rubbed her head against the baby's arm.
Trying to send a comforting signal.
"I understand, I won't laugh at you!"
Ling Xiao: ...
He looked at Bai Li's weird expression, which I understood.
Combined with her meow just now,
The heart is even more chaotic.
What does she mean?
What's wrong with my cat mom's brain circuit!
What is she thinking!
but,
Although Bai Li's comfort was completely wrong,
But the clumsy concern was real.
Bai Li didn't think much about it.
His attention was drawn to the duckbill cup that fell to the ground and the package he was holding.
She thought of the spoils she had brought back with great difficulty!
"Meow!"
"Look what my sister brought you back!"
She pushed the package to the side of the carton like she was presenting a treasure.
He used his claws to clumsily untie the twisted knot.
Wet wipes! Bibs! Baby bottles!
And that sippy cup with a straw!
Although there is no milk powder or water, these are all treasures!
Especially those big, soft cotton bibs!
Bai Li picked up a bib and excitedly waved it in front of the baby.
"Look! New pants!"
"We won't need tail hair anymore!"
She looked at the tip of her tail, which was bald in a small spot, with a sense of relief.
Ling Xiao looked at the bib with childish cartoon patterns printed on it.
Look at Bai Li's expectant expression as if she was about to praise me,
The heart is extremely complicated.
The Immortal Emperor,
I'm about to wear a bib with a little yellow duck printed on it as a diaper.
This picture is simply too beautiful.
But he looked at the dust on Bai Li's body, the scratches on her claws, and her tired but bright eyes.
I just couldn't bring myself to say no.
(Of course I couldn’t speak, I could only cry.)
Never mind,
Better than tail hair.
He closed his eyes resignedly, as a gesture of acquiescence.
Bai Li was overjoyed!
He immediately began to clumsily change the little guy's equipment.
With a bib,
Although the process is still clumsy,
But it’s much more convenient than using tail hair!
But the next process,
Bai Li still needs to pinch her nose while doing this process.
Ling Xiao felt his little butt being wiped clean,
Feeling the soft and dry new touch underneath,
No strange smell of beast hair,
Just the smell of clean cotton cloth,
It’s indeed much more comfortable.
His tense little face finally relaxed.
Bai Li was also exhausted.
Lying beside the cardboard box,
Looking at the little ancestor who seemed particularly peaceful after putting on new pants,
A great sense of satisfaction and exhaustion came over me at the same time.
She stuck out her tongue and licked the wound on her paw, which was burning with pain.
At this moment,
She saw out of the corner of her eye,
On the ground at the entrance gap,
It seems that a small tuft of dark red shiny hair fell off?
Like some kind of rodent hair?
Suddenly,
Bai Li's heart sank suddenly!
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