Chapter 12 Fast

Talking Yu Wen took a look and roughly sorted out the rules of "Mountain Courtyard".

There are five permanent guests on the show, and guests are invited occasionally. This kind of show is thankless, without popularity and gimmicks. Guests cannot be invited every episode, and even if they are invited, most of them are obscure. The traffic of Xi Su's debut is exactly what the show lacks.

In order to show the importance of the guests, each guest is allowed to make a new request to the show the night before arrival, and the program team will meet it unconditionally, within one day.

The requests made by the guests invited in the previous few episodes are mostly based on making the tasks easier, and the program team will add difficulty by adding words, that is to say, it has always been the program team that plays the villain role in the show.

Although Xi Su is a permanent resident, he joined the show halfway through and was given the right to be a guest by the program organizer.

He proposed a requirement that was completely different from the style of the show: program members would work in groups of two, each with their own tasks, with the time to complete the task as the first criterion for judging. The fastest group would receive double points, and the slowest group would have their points reset to zero.

Points are the most important virtual currency in the show and can be exchanged for a large amount of supplies.

In this way, not only would one member be left alone, but there would also be a strong competitive crisis, which was incompatible with the style of the entire show.

In the released backup interview, he jokingly said: "Motive? It's just a sudden whim, and I think it will be very interesting."

Jian Heng explained: "After this episode was broadcast, he was scolded badly, and it was scolded to the point of being on the hot search, but in the next episode he subverted the audience's cognition again..."

In the sixth episode, which was the second episode after Xi Su joined, the broadcast clip included him secretly going back to the room to take allergy medicine after eating the scrambled eggs made by Chu Han. It was only after a big fan broke the news that we knew he was slightly allergic to eggs, but he never said it. It happened that there was an abundance of eggs those days, and there were scrambled eggs on the table every meal.

After being questioned by the production crew, he scratched his blue hair, and his unruly features revealed an uncomfortable smile. He said, "I just arrived, and I want to get to know the brothers and sisters as soon as possible. The scrambled eggs were made by Chu Han. He gets very happy every time someone praises him..."

This is not a troublemaker, this is clearly a stupid puppy who does not understand the ways of the world.

And the request he made in the previous episode, under the repeated questioning of the production crew, he awkwardly admitted: "I think sharing the joys and sorrows may help me quickly establish friendships with my seniors in the same group. I saw other programs like this..."

A clumsy puppy who is serious about making friends but easily messes up.

——In just one week, the trend on the Internet has become like this.

A week of scolding, in exchange for the guilt of the entire network.

If Yu Wen had not seen his other face in the cafe, he might have been confused.

But now.

"This acting is much better than mine..." He praised sincerely.

Jian Heng's eyes widened, "He is acting? This is a script? How do you know?"

Yu Wen picked up the thermos and took a sip of water, "I guessed."

"I think you guessed right." Jian Heng said seriously. As an artist, he couldn't criticize Xi Su for mastering the traffic password, but he had worked with Xi Su before, and this guy had nothing to do with stupid puppy in private.

Jian Heng said: "I remember that he debuted in a talent show. The most important thing for this kind of singing and dancing artist is to retain fans and transform. Without works, the greater the traffic, the easier it is to provoke backlash. He is a little anxious..."

"Maybe." Yu Wen held the thermos and sipped the hot water comfortably, "Maybe he is eager to make some achievements to show his father and his brother."

Jian Heng nodded in agreement, and suddenly reacted the next second.

"How do you know his mental activities?"

He quickly searched the Internet and confirmed that there was no word about Xi Su's family on the Internet.

But Yu Wen did not even use a general term like "family", but the precise "father" and "brother".

Jian Heng looked up at him.

The two looked at each other.

Jian Heng: "...Xiao Yu, do you know something?"

Yu Wen blinked innocently, "I don't know anything, I'm just a passerby."

-Jian

Heng couldn't see anything, but Yu Wen felt a little subtle because Chu Han and Xi Su were on the same show.

During the break, he repeatedly pulled the progress bar and watched the interactions between Chu Han and Xi Su several times. He turned around and sent a message to Chu Han: [You watch out for Xi Su. ]

How to say it, the emotional part of "Rise!" is a bit bloody, Yu Wen doesn't like it, but he can't deny that the protagonist Chu Han in the book is an extremely sincere person. Moreover, Chu Han lowered his price and cut half of the live broadcast exposure to him, which led to the subsequent contract renewal and variety show. No matter what, Yu Wen owed him a favor.

Chu Han did not reply. Yu Wen remembered that he did not surf the Internet much, and he was probably working.

When he came back after filming a scene, he saw Chu Han's reply a few minutes ago.

Chu Han: [What?]

Yu Wen: [Xi Su is a little bit wrong, you should be careful.]

Just looking at Xi Su's proficiency in playing with public opinion, let alone Chu Han, Feng Chengzhou would be left far behind.

He has been making up for Xi Su's debut experience in the past few days. Among them is a set of combos, which are CP hype - CP break-up - drag down - sell badly, which can be said to be effective every time.

At present, there are some signs of the direction of the program.

Chu Han: […He’s a nice guy. Do you have any misunderstandings?] Yu

Wen: [You think he’s a nice guy?]

Chu Han: [Yeah.]

Yu Wen: [He’s Feng Chengzhou’s younger brother.]

Chu Han: […]

Must kill.

Chu Han is in a cold war with Feng Chengzhou and has refused to renew his live broadcast contract. At this moment, anything related to Feng Chengzhou will be labeled as having ulterior motives by him.

Yu Wen looked at the “typing” on the dialog box and estimated that Chu Han would not be able to develop a good impression of Xi Su for a while, so he put down his phone with peace of mind.

The field teacher urged him to prepare for the next game, and Yu Wen put his phone back in his pocket. He did not see the message that Chu Han sent out cautiously after being shocked.

"How do you know?"

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"How on earth did you know?!"

During the halftime break, Jian Heng's ghost was still floating behind him, and the devil came up to whisper, "Tell me, tell me, tell me..."

Yu Wen held the thermos cup, as if he was looking at his unreasonable grandson, and sighed helplessly, "Xiao Jian, focus on filming, and stop paying attention to gossip all day long."

"This is not just gossip! This is a shocking secret! If I don't know, the world will have one less warrior fighting against evil! Then the world will be in turmoil and the earth will be destroyed!"

Jian Heng suddenly thought of something, bent down, his eyes shining, "Did you know this during the last live broadcast? You were there at the time and must have heard more unknown secrets. Tell me quickly, is the prince sincere? When did they meet? How far has it progressed?"

Yu Wen: "He is sincere, but it's a pity that the prince is a little stupid. The two of them are having a quarrel. They should have known each other in the past six months, but I don't know the exact date. They even started living together and took each other's clothes in the bathroom..."

Yu Wen braked in time.

Jian Heng analyzed word by word, "So it's not hype, is the prince really in the address book? They've known each other for half a year... The prince doesn't appear on the show, how did they know each other? They moved in together... etc." " They

moved in to the stage of living together." He widened his eyes, trying to make himself look more innocent.

Jian Heng was unmoved, his eyes quickly changed from shock to disbelief to vigilance to a formidable enemy, "What were they doing in the bathroom? How did you know...?"

He looked at Yu Wen as if he was looking at an outlaw with a voyeuristic habit.

Yu Wen: "...I don't know, you heard it wrong." Jian

Heng: "Still trying to make excuses."

Yu Wen: "Why did you call 110?"

Jian Heng: "I suspect you installed a camera in someone's house. I'm going to call the police to arrest you."

Yu Wen: "..."

He smiled politely and held Jian Heng's finger, "Teacher Jian, I was just careless. I accidentally found out about something. I didn't see it myself."

He emphasized "accidentally" twice.

Jian Heng: "How careless?"

Yu Wen: "I accidentally...found out about the conversation between Chu Han and Feng Chengzhou."

Jian Heng believed it 70% and calmly took back his phone, "So you're not an outlaw?"

Yu Wen: "Do I look like one?" Jian

Heng looked at him.

After a moment, a weird smile slowly formed at the corner of his mouth.

Yu Wen: "No matter who you are, get out of Teacher Jian's body as soon as possible." Jian

Heng: "I'm not possessed by a ghost."

Yu Wen: "Ghosts are always reluctant to admit that they are ghosts."

Jian Heng slowly held his hand.

Yu Wen's expression was blank, "Sorry I'm homophobic."

"Hey, what's the difference." Jian Heng patted him disapprovingly, his mouth almost touching his temples, "We have a pure friendship. It's normal for good friends to hold hands and gossip with each other."

Yu Wen understood.

He pulled his hand out, "If we hold hands and gossip, it would be a bit ambiguous."

"Then don't hold." Jian Heng waved his hand, "Just talking is fine."

"Now, tell me all the gossip you know." Jian Heng's eyes were burning, and he added: "You don't want others to know that you know so much, do you?"

-The

stage manager came over to call the male lead to save Yu Wen from the water and fire.

Before leaving, Jian Heng winked at Yu Wen ambiguously and said, "Remember our agreement."

Yu Wen: ...

He sighed, moved his pony and stood in front of the monitor to watch the male and female protagonists' rivalry.

This scene was shot to show the male and female protagonists' last meeting. When Pu Yangxi came, Jiang Qiuyue was leaning against the stone pillar beside the mountain gate. She was bleeding all over, but her face was as clean and white as ever. She leaned there, as if she was just asleep.

"You are going to die." Pu Yangxi whispered in a low voice.

After all, he never revealed a word about the holy object. He couldn't tell whether he was rational enough or chose Jiang Qiuyue first between her and Jiang Qiuyue's will.

Yu Wen always felt that Pu Yangxi and Jiang Qiuyue were two extremes.

Puyangxi is hot on the outside but cold on the inside. At first glance, he seems to be a lush and verdant field, and the whole person exudes vigor and vitality. In fact, under the field is desolate. He is gloomy and stubborn. He is always worried about the gains and losses in love, and never hesitates to speculate his lover with the greatest malice.

But Jiang Qiuyue is completely the opposite of him.

The eldest sister is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. She has the purity and sensibility of a child, and at the same time, she has a resolute and unmovable soul. If Puyangxi is a paper tiger, with bared fangs and claws on the outside, and sensitive inside that can be broken with a poke, Jiang Qiuyue is a group of bamboos growing on the side of the road, curiously watching the joys and sorrows of the world, but never swaying in the wind.

They are born to fit and match.

"I said that with your personality, you will sooner or later send yourself to death. "Puyangxi wiped her fingertips with delicate movements. The long sword fell powerlessly to the side. Its owner no longer had the strength to pick it up again.

The sky was bright and a red sun rose. It was a good time for the rising sun and a good time for the world to breed hope. Jiang Qiuyue's last breath disappeared in the morning breeze.

Puyangxi helped her tidy up her appearance. A curled storybook fell out of her small bag.

The pages were soaked with blood and the ink was blurred, but Puyangxi could still recognize it from a few words. This was a tacky storybook that he had deliberately recommended to his senior sister in order to amuse her.

"Ugly." Jiang Qiuyue commented like this when she saw it for the first time.

Puyangxi deliberately put on a distraught look, "Really? It seems that my tastes are different from my senior sister’s. Also, how can the good of mortals compare with the moon in the sky...”

Jiang Qiuyue stared at him for a moment, took back the book, and told him to get out.

After reading it for the second time, Jiang Qiuyue told him in a sonorous and powerful voice: "It's ugly!"

One could even hear some irritability in her usually cold voice.

Pu Yangxi scratched her hair and said dejectedly: "Okay, it doesn't matter if my senior sister doesn't like it. I don't know what made my senior sister unhappy. Maybe Yangxi hasn't read many books, but I think the plot is ups and downs and fascinating..."

Jiang Qiuyue was shocked by the words "ups and downs, fascinating", took the book back, and turned back to read it two or three times without giving up.

Pu Yangxi thought, if she could still speak, her last words would definitely be "ugly! "

Thinking of this, he flipped through the book and accidentally turned to the last page. On the blank page, there were two words written in black ink: "Ugly!"

Turning the page, Jiang Qiuyue's beautiful handwriting jumped onto the paper: "The plot is vulgar and unoriginal. It cannot be described in a few words. It is extremely ugly!"

Pu Yangxi laughed dumbly.

He stopped laughing, and sadness filled his chest, and the sourness spread to his limbs and bones, and finally flooded his eyes. The warm liquid rolled endlessly under the sourness.

He held Jiang Qiuyue's hand, his forehead touched the back of her hand, and the suppressed sobs swirled in his throat.

There is no Jiang Qiuyue in the world anymore.

It makes people despair just thinking about it.

...

"

The emotions were in place, and one line was passed. After the call for cut, Jian Heng was immersed in sorrow and couldn't stop crying.

Yu Wen went to see him kindly, but he grabbed his arm, "Xiao Yu, wuwuwuwu..."

Yu Wen patted his shoulder, "Xiao Yu is here."

Jian Heng: "wuwuwuwu, I want to change the script, I want to die with you..."

Yu Wen persuaded: "It's a happy ending if everyone dies."

Jian Heng: "...Do I have to bear this happy ending?"

Yu Wen: "If God wants to give you a great mission, he must first make your mind suffer and destroy your spirit."

Jian Heng: "Master, is there any hope for me?"

Yu Wen: "Scan the QR code 998 and the fortune-telling talisman will be sent to your home."

Jian Heng: "You are a fucking black-hearted merchant."