Chapter 16 Variety Show
Xie Heyu's main task is to check if Yu Wen is drunk and sleepless.
He carefully looked at the refrigerator and kitchen waste, checked the dust on the table, and the cleanliness of the closet. Although it is not in perfect order, it is also tidy, which shows that Yu Wen has lived a good life during his stay at home.
Xie Heyu saw half a watermelon and a few apples in the refrigerator.
"Don't you think watermelon is too sweet?"
"Yeah." Yu Wen lay on the sofa with his butt sticking out, surfing the Internet in an extremely flexible posture, "Even if you don't like it, you have to supplement it regularly. Vitamins are not comprehensive. My mother said so."
He took off his coat, and the loose collar revealed a delicate clavicle and a dazzlingly white face. Xie Heyu looked away and saw that his two feet were still bare. She went to the table to pick up the air conditioner remote control and turned it up two degrees.
Yu Wen was acting coquettishly, "Teacher Xie, it's hot."
The upright teacher Xie was once again nailed to the spot.
"...Put on socks."
Yu Wen looked up and saw only his back as he walked into the kitchen, with a bit of sadness in his panic.
Yu Wen just thought that he had caused Xie Heyu to worry too much, and quickly got up and put on his socks.
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He was chatting with Chu Han.
"Mountain Courtyard" is still being updated. The program is expected to have twelve episodes, and it adopts the mode of recording and broadcasting one episode. The eighth episode was just updated last night, and the guests are recording the ninth episode.
Yu Wen and Chu Han are not friends, and they don’t communicate much. The longest chat record should be the last time Yu Wen reminded Chu Han and told him Xi Su’s identity.
They didn’t talk to each other after that.
Chu Han sent a message today out of the blue, and Yu Wen’s phone was muted, so he didn’t notice it. He just saw it.
Chu Han: [Are you willing to come to record "Mountain Courtyard"? ]
Chu Han: [I want to invite you. The notice fee is not low, and the popularity of the program is good, but it may be a bit tiring. ]
Tired?
See you later, old man.
Yu Wen almost replied "no", but luckily he regained his senses before sending the message. He didn't quite understand why Chu Han suddenly invited him, so he opened the video software and watched the latest episodes of "Mountain" at double speed.
His prediction last time was indeed good. Xi Su started the same old routine again, and it was obvious that he was only targeting Chu Han. I don't know if he hated the whole family or wanted to steal her love. Anyway, Yu Wen couldn't tell whether he was sincere or fake with his eyes.
In the fifth episode, Xi Su joined and "just happened" to be in the same group with Chu Han. Although the rhythm of that episode was off the charts and smoke was everywhere, the online reviews were average, but the members of the same group did collide after sharing the joys and sorrows.
Chu Han became close to him after that episode. In the sixth episode, the two of them were almost stuck together. Xi Su called Chu Han "Brother Chu Han" all the time, and he was willing to eat eggs with his nose pinched to make Chu Han happy.
Who can resist a straight-ball puppy?
Netizens can't anyway.
Since the sixth episode, the public opinion has reversed, and a rare CP has emerged. The clip has been played over a million times on a certain website. But since the seventh episode, Chu Han suddenly began to intentionally or unintentionally avoid Xi Su's advances, and there were many rumors for a while. The audience who were obsessed with the CP said that it was to avoid suspicion, but anyone with a discerning eye could see the stiff atmosphere between the two.
Chu Han was naturally the one who had more trouble, after all, Xi Su's performance in the show was impeccable.
Yu Wen held his mobile phone in thought, still not understanding why Chu Han called him over.
What can he do? Watch the show live?
Yu Wen: [Sorry, I'm on the crew recently, and it's hard to ask for leave. ]
Chu Han replied quickly, and the Internet speed was so fast that it didn't seem like his usual old man style.
[Can't you spare two days? 】
【I can sign a contract to help farmers live broadcast, as long as you are willing to be a flying guest for the tenth episode. 】
【Please. 】
According to Chu Han's personality, the word "please" is already the highest level of pleading.
Yu Wen was shocked, and at the same time even more puzzled, [Is there anything special about the tenth episode? ]
Chu Han was silent for a long time, and only spoke the truth under Yu Wen's questioning.
Chu Han: [The sixth episode was very popular, and the director wanted to replicate that model again. ]
Yu Wen: [...Team up? ]
Chu Han: [Yeah. ]
No wonder Chu Han avoided him like a snake, fearing that he would be in trouble. According to the current situation, not only is Xi Su's first preference for him, but the program group may also deliberately arrange the two of them in a group for the sake of watchability.
Then it will be another CP carnival.
Yu Wen: [But I have no experience in recording variety shows, so I may not be able to help you. Chu Han
: It doesn't matter. I will try my best to choose you.
Yu Wen thought about it.
Which kind of solution do you want? Hardcore or gentle?
Chu Han: What? Yu
Wen: Alternative Plan 1: Robbery; Alternative Plan 2: A love triangle; Alternative Plan 3: Transfer of affection; Alternative Plan 4: Wanwan is like you...
Chu Han: Which one is the gentle version? Yu Wen
: Oh, all of the above are hardcore versions. The gentle version I call the attention diversion method. In short, it reduces the time you spend alone together, so that the CP fans have no food to eat. Without food, there will be no one to produce food, and without people to produce food, there will be no popularity. Starve the CP fans to death, and then starve you, the CP, to death.
Chu Han: You know a lot. Yu
Wen: Thank you. 】
I didn't understand it before, but I understood it after studying Xi Su. After all, his internet speed is very fast and Xi Su is very classic.
Yu Wen: [The mild version of the backup plan is as follows:]
Chu Han: [It's OK! ] Chu Han
: [No need to list them.]
Chu Han: [I'm already very happy that you are willing to come.]
Yu Wen looked at these words and leaned on the sofa worriedly.
Even though Chu Han acted honestly and didn't care about popularity and status, can someone who is too sincere really reach the top in this circle safely...
His last advice to Chu Han: [Consider it and sign with a company.]
After the chat, Yu Wen packaged the chat records and sent them to Xie Jiamao.
Xie Jiamao: [Sure, although this program doesn't have many big names, it has a fixed audience, which is a good resource.]
Xie Jiamao: [Don't poke, don't poke, Xiao Yu has started to take on his own variety show.]
Xie Jiamao: [Flag waving and shouting.jpg]
Yu Wen: [Work! Go to work! Starlight Media Top 500!]
Yu Wen: [Little cat running.jpg]
Xie Jiamao immediately became enthusiastic and looked forward to the future. Yu Wen was inspired and excitedly turned over on the sofa.
Xie Heyu came out with the cut strawberries and saw him rolling from the sofa to the floor.
Fortunately, there was a carpet, so he didn't hit anything.
Xie Heyu picked him up from the floor, and Yu Wen shrank his neck like a cat, blinking his bright big eyes.
"Teacher Xie, I know I was wrong."
Xie Heyu shook his head and helped him sit back on the sofa. Yu Wen saw the plate he was holding, stretched his head, and said in surprise: "Teacher Xie, you cut the strawberries into pieces?!"
Xie Heyu: "..."
Yu Wen held the neatly cut strawberry tips and instantly understood Xie Heyu's good intentions.
"Teacher Xie, you are such a good person." Yu Wen was deeply moved.
In this life, except for his parents and sister, no one has helped him eat strawberry butts!
Teacher Xie, a true brother!
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The recording time of "Mountain" was tight, and the ninth and tenth episodes were recorded consecutively. The day after agreeing to Chu Han, Yu Wen received an invitation from the program group.
The recording location was far away in another city. After getting off the plane, the staff was waiting at the exit with a polite attitude.
"Hello, Mr. Yu. You have come all the way here. We have prepared a simple meal for you. I hope you don't mind eating in the car."
The program crew did their homework in advance. Although Yu Wen is a little-known actor and Starlight Media is just a new company that has just started, it seems that there are many industry leaders behind it. It is very likely that some big bosses have come to the entertainment industry to play around. It is best not to offend.
Yu Wen had no idea that he had such an awesome background. He just thought they were quite polite.
The shabby house in "The Mountain" is located in the wilderness, a two-hour drive from the airport. Most of the guests can only eat in the car and record the previous interviews.
"How much do you know about our program, Mr. Yu?"
Yu Wen had just finished his meal and hadn't wiped his mouth clean when the camera started working.
He wiped it with a napkin, drank some water, licked the corner of his lips, and said seriously: "I have watched every episode of the show. I like this comfortable style. I feel very honored to be invited to fly this time."
His answer was very formulaic. The co-pilot's staff happened to have watched his last live broadcast and couldn't help but tease: "Teacher Yu, you can relax a little more. Although there is no barrage to interact with you here, please don't suppress your nature."
Yu Wen was quiet for a while and blinked.
"Do you want me to... be an honest chatterbox?"
The staff was amused by his magical words, "It's up to you."
"Tomorrow is the official recording. Are you ready, Teacher Yu?"
Yu Wen was still sitting upright, but his expression was obviously relaxed. Hearing this, he thought about it.
"It's a lot of work, right? I know. I've seen your show. Not only do you treat artists like donkeys, oh, sorry... Not only is the physical labor heavy, but the scope of involvement is also wide. Artists grow a lot after recording. Laying roof tiles is a piece of cake. Raising chickens and killing fish is a piece of cake. "Mountains" is a good place to cultivate all-round artists."
Yu Wen smiled, raised his hands to his face, and gave a thumbs up.
Staff: "..."
Yu Wen: "Am I too relaxed?"
Staff: "Some."
Yu Wen followed suit: "Then I'll hold back."
"The previous part was stuck. I'll start over." He picked up his smile, "Mountains" is a good place to cultivate all-round artists."
The staff then asked a few more old-fashioned questions, and Yu Wen answered them easily.
"But, I remember that the flying guests had an opportunity to make a request," Yu Wen smiled shyly, "because the senior who dropped out halfway left a wish, so the rules of this episode were set by him, and my chance was postponed to become the rules for the next episode... Well, this is very troublesome, and it will also affect the experience of the guests later. Can we just combine the two into one?"
The so-called "predecessor's wish" was just an excuse given by the program team. The guests knew it very well. After hearing what happened, the staff were a little embarrassed, but fortunately Yu Wen did not overturn the table, leaving enough dignity for both parties.
She breathed a sigh of relief and teased in a coaxing tone, "Oh? Teacher Yu, what do you think?"
"Well... let's add a traitor. Steal points by touching fixed parts of the body. Touching members of the same group will double the points. At the end of the current recording, if everyone cannot find the traitor, all members' points will be halved and the traitor's points will be doubled."
"Ah..." The staff member was slightly surprised, then figured something out and teased, "Teacher Yu, you want to be the traitor yourself, right? You don't have to move much, just touch and you can get points. Teacher Yu is lazy."
Yu Wen did not deny it, smiled shyly, and said frankly, "It's too tiring to steal points. If you can't compare with others, you may end up with nothing. It's better to do something big."
"It's a very novel setting, but unfortunately we can't designate the candidate for the inner ghost, otherwise it would be a conspiracy." The staff member winked cunningly, "We'll draw lots to decide when the time comes."
Yu Wen cooperated with a look of pity, "Okay."
Laziness is one thing.
More importantly, under such rules, any physical contact becomes suspicious, and the connection between the CP is perfectly cut off in space.
He is not here to join this family, he is here to break up this family.