Chapter 18 Audio

The result of the draw is known only to the camera, except to the person who drew it.

Yu Wen silently observed everyone's expressions. After the others finished showing their faces, they returned to their positions and looked at each other, also with meaningful expressions.

Face killing could not figure it out for the time being, so he decided to wait and see tomorrow.

In the second round of draws, Chu Han became the lucky one to prepare breakfast tomorrow.

He smiled helplessly and unfolded the note in his hand, on which there was a "1" written in sloppy handwriting. The one

who drew the smallest number cooks, which is the convention of "Mountains".

The crowd dispersed in groups of two or three. Xi Su helped Yu Wen when he stood up, and said casually: "Brother Chu Han, I will help you tomorrow morning."

Yu Wen thought that tonight was over, but when he heard this, the alarm bells rang instantly.

Adhering to the best solution to break up CP - the rule of starving CP fans to death, he decided to be a light bulb.

"Do you need help? I can help you too." He turned his head and looked at Chu Han sincerely, "Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda, and you, my friend, who dragged me up from the bottom of the mountain, are simply a living Bodhisattva."

Chu Han looked at his trembling legs, "I'm afraid you'll die in front of the stove."

Yu Wen: "Don't curse me."

Chu Han's legs and feet were also sore, he bent down and rubbed his ankles, "It's just to make breakfast, there doesn't need so many people... But this road is really difficult to walk."

Yu Wen caught the key words, "This road? Didn't you take this road before?"

"Yeah." Chu Han stood up and came to help him. "Let's go. Our room is next door. Let's stay and rest early... There is also a shorter mountain road. It takes nearly half an hour to walk, but it is not that steep. But there are a lot of mosquitoes on that road at night. A bite will leave a big bump. Guests in the past have reported this problem, so this time the program team arranged for you to go this way."

After saying that, he pursed his lips and joked, "You should be happy that you are not disfigured now."

Yu Wen knew that there were a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain, and he had seen the embarrassing faces of guests in the past.

But compared to the hopeless mountain road, he would rather be bitten by mosquitoes.

"I am so moved," he said expressionlessly, "It warmed me up to a third-degree burn."

-

The next day Yu Wen got up early.

The grouping letter was hung on the door of the room. It was designated by the program team. Yu Wen and Song Chenglei were in the same group. He went downstairs to ask, and sure enough, Chu Han and Xi Su were in the same group.

There was a small flight of stairs in front of the kitchen. Yu Wen jumped in like a little zombie. Chu Han was beating eggs, and Xi Su was helping him. The two of them didn't talk much, but the atmosphere was very warm - at least that's how it looked to others.

Chu Han is not good at hiding his emotions in real life, but that doesn't mean he can't. After all, he is a rare talented actor. He got enlightened after two or three episodes. Since he can't avoid it for a while, it's better to maintain basic social interaction instead of being in a stalemate, so that the audience won't catch his mistakes.

Yu Wen poured a cup of warm water, licked it like a cat with the tip of his tongue, squinted his eyes and sighed: The entertainment industry is so complicated.

He said how he got along so well, it turned out that he was not near the undercurrent before, but once he came into contact with the protagonist, he suddenly had to use his brain more.

Yu Wen was determined to stop after this job and not get involved in the grudges and hatreds between the protagonists.

Chu Han and Xi Su made breakfast tacitly. Yu Wen leaned against the kitchen door in silence, and quietly observed the two for ten minutes.

"Brother Xi Su, are you the 'gold thief'?" He suddenly spoke, startling both of them.

Chu Han almost threw the spatula out and said unhappily, "Are you a ghost? You walk silently."

Yu Wen felt wronged, "I jumped in, and your oil pan covered up my footsteps."

The four words "Is this my fault?" appeared vividly on his face.

Chu Han knew that he was an actor, but he had never seen him act. At this moment, he felt that he would definitely become an excellent actor. It was because of his strong performance.

"Why do you think so, Mr. Yu?" Xi Su wiped his hands and bit back, "I am a good person, really. In comparison, Mr. Yu is the weird one. Why did he stand here just now? Could the theft method have something to do with our backs?"

Yu Wen raised his hand and shook his index finger.

"Wrong~" He expressed his disapproval in a roundabout way, "I was observing, Xi Su just 'accidentally' touched Teacher Chu's arm three times, handed things to Teacher Chu six times, and took things from Teacher Chu eight times. If direct contact and indirect contact can be counted as physical contact, then you have already stolen 17 units of points from Teacher Chu."

Xi Su was stunned and smiled: "How can it be that easy? There is only one physical contact part..."

Yu Wen: "How do you know? Have you received a task card?"

Xi Su: "I, I guessed, we live together on a daily basis, and it is not a problem if there are no restrictions on physical contact?"

Yu Wen said nothing.

Chu Han held the plate and stood a little further away from Xi Su.

It is conceivable that the two will be at this distance during the entire day of recording.

Xi Su's expression was already frozen, and he turned around and pretended to be busy, feeling annoyed in his heart: I shouldn't have talked to Yu Wen more...

Every word he said was a trap, every word was a trap.

He really couldn't help it, and showed an expression of wanting to cry but not being able to cry to the camera.

'Gold thief' Xi Su - exposed.

Yu Wen was quiet for a while, staring at Xi Su's back in thought, and after a moment, the voice suddenly changed: "You're right."

"It's too broad to just say physical contact."

Chu Han:... Do you really believe it?

Xi Su thought that the suspicion was cleared, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, as if

a heavy burden had been lifted. Yu Wen didn't explain too much, squeezed the water cup tightly, and jumped out again.

-After

breakfast, the director team announced the location of today's mission.

"In the past half month, all members have experienced a lot, and have worked hard to build their own courtyards, sheltered houses, fertile vegetable gardens, clean and tidy poultry houses... All of these are inseparable from the efforts of everyone.

"After much consideration, the program team decided to give all members a holiday and invite everyone to go camping on the top of Luming Mountain to appreciate the natural scenery." After

listening to the first half, everyone was ready to cheer, but as soon as 'Luming Mountain' came out, Song Chenglei started to make a phone call again, "Hello, hello, taxi? Come pick me up, I won't record it anymore..."

Yu Wen quietly asked Chu Han next to him: "Where is Luming Mountain?"

Chu Han: "There is a mountain a few kilometers away, it is high and steep. We went to watch the sunrise in the second episode, but we didn't let it out."

Yu Wen nodded, not quite understanding. Asked: "Are you the 'gold thief'?"

Chu Han's expression froze at the sudden question.

"...It seems not." Yu Wen looked at his expression, thinking.

Chu Han exhaled from his chest and said speechlessly: "Are you going to ask everyone like this today?"

"No, you were too close to me just now, blowing into my ears, I was afraid you would steal my points."

Chu Han: "How can you have points."

Yu Wen remembered that he was flying and had not completed the mission.

"...Yes."

The director team was still introducing the rules of the game.

Yu Wen suddenly raised his hand, "Director, how could my points be stolen if I don't have any?"

"There is no lower limit for points, and they can be negative numbers."

Yu Wen reacted for two seconds, and said in a daze, "I won't be in debt for tens of millions after participating in the show, right?" "

Puff..." Chu Han couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Song Chenglei laughed out loud, "It's okay, Xiao Yu, I'll give you two points."

Yu Wen: "That's great, Teacher Song, you gave me two hundredths of your points."

Song Chenglei: "If you think it's too little, forget it..."

"No problem, no problem, senior is helping me out of righteousness, how can I not accept it." Yu Wen limped over and took the plastic coin representing two points from Song Chenglei, and said happily: "No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat..."

He was unable to move, so he stood beside Song Chenglei, and Xi Su moved to the side to make room for him.

"Hey, Mr. Yu," Xi Su suddenly pointed at the top of his head, "There's a piece of wool here."

Yu Wen pulled it twice, and Xi Su waved. He didn't know if it was because of the special rules today. In order to avoid suspicion, he never took action.

"Mr. Song, it's over there, pinch it." Xi Su said.

Song Chenglei had been watching for a while, and he would have helped even if Xi Su didn't ask. These two people were so stupid that he had a headache.

Song Chenglei pinched out a piece of silk thread the length of a knuckle and threw it away.

Yu Wen was tidying up his slightly messy hairstyle, and suddenly thought of something, and looked at Xi Su thoughtfully.

The director held up the loudspeaker and said, "... the program team has prepared picnic mats, tents, tableware, barbecues and other utensils for you, but the food needs to be prepared by each member. Luming Mountain has a lot of mountain delicacies such as bamboo fungus and tea tree mushrooms. Please pick them during the climb as your lunch and dinner today."

Another rule is that every time you climb a certain distance on the mountain, you will complete a challenge and get a certain number of points. The points can be exchanged for meat and other supplies from the program team.

Song Chenglei felt something was wrong and asked, "Where does the hike start?"

The director pointed to the ground, "Here."

Yu Wen felt that his legs twitched, as if reminding him that there was an enemy!

His face was full of solemnity, "It's bad, it's coming for me."

Receiving Yu Wen's pleading eyes, Song Chenglei nodded heavily and said righteously: "At least let Xiao Yu go down the mountain first, otherwise it will kill him!"

Anyone who has experienced lower limb pain knows that going down is a hundred times more difficult and painful than going up.

The director said: "I'm very sorry, Teacher Yu, but there is a seat in the program team's van. If Teacher Yu can't stand it, you can redeem it with 30 points."

It's time to test his popularity!

Without thinking, Yu Wen turned around and ran towards Chu Han. After running two steps, he became exhausted and changed to zombie jumping. He also extended his two hands affectionately, "Teacher Chu - saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda -"

Tong Li: "Are you going to eat Xiao Chu?"

Song Chenglei: "Director, do you have black dog blood and peach wood sword?"

Chu Han was half a beat slower to react. Yu Wen's hand was stretched out in front of him, but he was still confused. Just when the zombie's hand was about to put on his shoulder, Xi Su raised his hand and said, "How about I do it?"

Yu Wen turned his head to look at him.

The other MCs also looked at him.

"Teacher Yu and I get along pretty well. He even called me brother last night," Xi Su joked as he took out points from his pocket. "This is the first time I've been called brother since I came to this show... Just consider it a belated meeting gift."

Yu Wen blinked and immediately put on a harmless smile.

"Thank you, Brother Xi Su."

-Yu

Wen obtained the privilege to take a car directly to the foot of Luming Mountain.

There was a flat road between the two mountains. Yu Wen sat in the back of the truck, the pleasant wind blowing on his cheeks, just like sitting in a convertible.

...It's just that the small bench is a bit uncomfortable on the butt.

He moved, brushed back his messy hair, revealing his smooth forehead, and squinted his eyes to watch the wheat fields and scenery receding on both sides.

"Teacher Yu, how are you feeling now?"

The accompanying PD asked while holding a camera.

"They walk while I take the bus, they suffer while I enjoy." Yu Wen held his chin with one hand, "Comment: Happy life."

The accompanying PD couldn't help but grin.

"Teacher can enjoy happiness now, thanks to Teacher Xi Su, do you have anything to say to him?"

Yu Wen thought for a while.

"I hope he doesn't steal my points today."

The accompanying PD: "Oh? Teacher Yu thinks Teacher Xi Su is a 'gold thief'?"

Yu Wen curled his lips and smiled without saying anything, "Who knows."

But in fact, his tone was full of determination.

He locked onto Xi Su, not just because of the broken hair he showed in the morning.

It was just Xi Su's words that reminded him that according to previous programs, the director team had zero chance of copying the guests' suggestions. They were good at stealing concepts, blurring the subject, and setting traps in various places. They

couldn't capture the hot spots, the editing and narration were chaotic, and there was almost no creativity, but they were very good at "fighting wits and courage" with the MCs - the magical "Mountain" program team.

His original proposal at the time was "steal points by touching fixed parts of the body, and touch the same group members to double the points." This rule was relatively complete, without too many loopholes, but lacked a subject.

Whose limbs touch the fixed parts of who can steal the points?

If you can choose, for the "gold thief", you are the least suspicious and the safest one outside these two brackets.

For example, Song Chenglei touches Yu Wen's hair → Xi Su steals Yu Wen's points.

-Yu

Wen looks up at the endless stone steps of Luming Mountain.

Yu Wen: "Is Teacher Song coming soon?"

Following PD opened his phone and looked at the shared map. "Other teachers can choose different routes. The more difficult the route, the higher the points earned. Teacher Song chose the longest route, which will take some time."

Yu Wen said sadly: "Please send him a message and ask for his taxi driver's phone number."

Following PD: "You need a taxi phone number..."

Yu Wen: "Take a taxi home."

I know your program is perverted, but I didn't expect it to be so perverted. Every challenge is clearly a preparation for training special forces.

The program team prepared sun umbrellas and supply points. Yu Wen mingled with the staff and secretly hid in the shade. After ten o'clock, the sun was blazing and it was so dry that people felt dizzy.

Everyone was busy, but he was bored alone. Fearing that he would affect the staff, Yu Wen got up and strolled around the foot of the mountain.

Early in the morning on a weekday, there were not many people climbing the mountain, almost none. He found a new Chinese-style public toilet about 300 meters from the supply point

. At first glance, it looked antique, with carved windows on both sides. The inside was also very clean, exuding an elegance that had not been rubbed out, as if it had just been cleaned, and there was a smell of disinfectant in the air.

The most important thing was that there was air conditioning inside.

Yu Wen tore off two pieces of paper, went into the cubicle and wiped the surface of the toilet, then sat cross-legged on it to play games.

In less than ten minutes, someone came in.

Yu Wen was wearing an earphone and heard it, but didn't care.

The man entered the cubicle next to him, rustling, and there was the sound of the zipper of a backpack being unzipped.

The green blocks on the screen connected into a large area. Yu Wen cleaned up the redundant blocks on both sides, trying to connect more green.

"Director... I have some doubts about this plot... Do you have time tonight..."

Audio was playing next door.

The sound was not loud. I don't know where it was secretly recorded from. It made a scratchy sound and was interrupted from time to time.

Yu Wen deleted a red block, and when he heard the next sentence, his hand shook violently, and he deleted the green block that was split in half.

"Oh, Chu Han."

The green block was cut into only seven or eight pieces, which was a heavy loss.

Yu Wen did not feel annoyed for the time being. He exited the game applet and took off his headphones.

Director Gao's voice is very recognizable, and it can be accurately heard even with total loss of sound effects, because his tone, volume, and irritability are unique.

In the audio mixed with rustling sounds, Gao Kaiyu's voice is slightly hoarse compared to usual, and there is a strange gentleness under the influence of noise.

"Okay, come to me in the evening."

Yu Wen's brain was working rapidly.

First: Who is next door? Second: What is the intention of this audio; third...

why did he run into it again?

Is this a scene that requires a passerby?

During the few minutes when Yu Wen's brainstormed, the person next door started typing on the computer, and Yu Wen heard several audios being cut together, turning into an ambiguous "unspoken rule scene".

He frowned and turned on the recording of his mobile phone.

This has happened before. Chu Han, a fresh-out-of-the-Ivory-Tower college student, didn't understand the ways of the world. He just did whatever the group leader said. Before Yu Wen came to his rescue, he had talked to Director Gao about the script several times, but his expression was upright and neither of them thought much about it. It wasn't

until Male No. N made it clear that he had the intention of breaking the unspoken rules and Director Gao started to make trouble that Chu Han suddenly came back to his senses.

After that, he naturally never spent time alone with the director again, but if the previous conversation was leaked, it would be a source of reverie after some editing and piecing together.

It seems that I have to be a righteous bystander today, Yu Wen thought with a sigh.

He quietly moved the microphone hole of his mobile phone downwards, trying to get closer to the sound source from the bottom and record a clearer recording.

Others make malicious edits, and he secretly records others' malicious edits, and everyone has a bright future.

Another person walked into the bathroom.

Yu Wen's attention was not on other people at all. Instead, the audio next door suddenly paused, which made him feel particularly guilty.

Those recordings have been spliced ​​together, which is intriguing. A slight change of order and the help of black technology can be called a blockbuster bomb.

Before someone came in, the toilet occupant next door was playing the finished product and admiring his masterpiece.

When someone came in, he immediately pressed the pause button.

Yu Wen hesitated for a moment. In order to avoid the suspicion of editing and ensure the integrity of the audio, he decided to record the finished product together and did not end the recording.

He silently apologized to the man who was peeing in front of the urinal.

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to record the sound of your peeing.

If this recording punishes lawbreakers in the future, let Chu Han and Gao Kaiyu send you a banner.

Inscription: One pee to become a god.

Amen.

"Teacher Yu?" Just as he was thinking about all sorts of things, the man outside washed his hands and came back, shouting to the empty and silent bathroom: "Teacher Yu, are you here?"

Yu Wen: "..."

My old swan.

He held his breath and felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest. He pursed his lips and was determined not to answer.

The man walked over and pushed open the cubicle doors one by one. When he pushed to Yu Wen's cubicle, he couldn't push it open, so he knocked, "Brother, how long have you been squatting here?"

Yu Wen: ...If I can, I want to squat here until the end of time, until the seas dry up and the rocks crumble, until the mountains are gone and the heavens and the earth unite, and then I will dare to break up with you...

"Have you seen our teacher Yu? He is very thin, has a small face, and has a teardrop mole at the end of his right eye. His whole body is shining, and he looks like a young boy who is an artist."

Yu Wen: ...Thank you.

Seeing that he didn't answer, the person outside muttered, "Why are you shy... Anyway, big brother, if you see our teacher Yu, tell him that the other MCs are almost here and it's time to start recording, and ask him to come back quickly."

Yu Wen listened to his footsteps fading away, his heart turning over and over, with mixed feelings.

A muffled sound came from next door, pulling Yu Wen's drifting thoughts back, and he subconsciously raised his ears.

Maybe he touched the play button in a panic, and the audio started playing again.

Yu Wen simply bent down and pointed the microphone hole at the next door.

It was just a one-minute audio clip.

The next door edited quickly, and he recorded quickly.

When the notebook was slammed shut, he had almost finished recording.

Yu Wen quickly made a copy of the recording and sent a copy to Gao Kaiyu as well. Halfway through the file transfer, he seemed to realize something and raised his head.

A blue head popped out from above the toilet and stared at him grimly.

Yu Wen was shocked by this scene that seemed like a horror movie and cursed.

Yu Wen: "Fuck."

Xi Su raised his frowning brows slightly and gritted his teeth: "Teacher Yu."

-

Two figures chased each other out of the public toilet.

Yu Wen seemed to be walking, but he was actually running. He used the speed of escaping and moved like a snake to avoid Xi Su's outstretched hand.

Xi Su followed closely behind him and almost reached out to grab him by the back of the collar several times, but he slipped away from his hands like a fish.

"Fuck." Xi Su cursed in a low voice, and the sound was very close.

Look, look, his true nature is exposed, and he is even swearing. Yu Wen was even more certain that he was going to kill someone to silence him, and he ran like a twisting snake.

"Teacher Yu..." Xi Su seemed to want to say something.

Yu Wen: I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen. Run away first as a sign of respect!

"Hey, Teacher Yu, Teacher Xi, come on, come on, we are waiting for you." The sharp-eyed staff noticed their sprinting figures, and the kind and gentle smile in Yu Wen's eyes radiated the glory of the Virgin Mary.

Saved!

In the last few steps, he stepped on his horse and ran wildly.

"Teacher Chu——"

Chu Han had just stood still, sweating profusely, and was drinking water when a small firecracker rushed down the mountain path.

Yu Wen rushed to his side, still trembling, "Oh, Teacher Chu, it's great to see you."

Chu Han was almost thrown out, and the scenery in front of him was shaking.

Chu Han: "I..."

He just seemed to see that he was too milky.