Chapter 22
Yu Wen’s first reaction was: I have an emoticon again?
He immediately poured a glass of water and sat on the sofa to browse Weibo. "The Mountain" was in the top ten hot searches, and if you swipe down, you can see many related topics that are rising.
#I’m sorry to get to know "The Mountain Courtyard" in this way#
#Famous scenes of undercover stabbing each other#
#You are playing a very new undercover game#
#Yu Wen said what he could know#
Yu Wen clicked on the top hot search, and the hot search was full of clips. The speed of contemporary netizens is amazing. Within two hours of the update being released, the clips are already flying everywhere.
The most played video is the undercover closed loop of Song Chenglei, Tong Li, and Xi Su. Clicking on it will show Song Chenglei’s famous quote: "I suspect Xi Su."
The next second, Yu Wen’s indescribable expression appeared on the screen.
His fair and delicate facial features were covered with sweat, his forehead was damp and black, and he probably heard something unbelievable, his brows slightly frowned, and the corners of his eyes, which were originally slightly upturned and had a hint of charm, were forcibly rounded.
In just one second, his eyes flashed with countless complex emotions of wanting to say something but not wanting to, and finally turned into an affirmative "hmm".
Anyone who has watched this episode knows what this "hmm" means.
That means Song Chenglei guessed right.
As soon as this "hmm" came out, the barrage of comments couldn't help it, and colorful and various "hmm"s were posted one after another.
"Yeah."
"(You are right): Yeah."
"(Open mouth)(Close)(Thomas turns 360 degrees)(Deeply): Yeah."
"(Three parts indifferent)(Three parts disdain)(Four parts nonchalant): Yeah."
"(Too busy washing shoes to forget to brainwash you): Yeah."
"(Take off pants)(Poop)(Not finished)(Cut off): Yeah."
"(Delivering paper upstairs): Yeah." "
(Sir, you can't urinate or defecate here): Yeah."
...
with music and fun, every word of everyone in it is very serious, but the more so, the funnier it is.
Yu Wen scrolled down, and the trending searches climbed so fast, probably because the program crew was fanning the flames, but it was undeniable that the audience liked it very much, and the number of readings and discussions continued to rise, far exceeding other trending searches.
He opened the video clip again and watched it again, feeling a little curious.
This was the first time he saw his face on the phone screen. It was different from what he saw in the mirror and in front of the monitor. He didn't know if it was the program crew or the video editor who added the filter, but his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he looked so tender that you could pinch water out of them.
Thinking of this, Yu Wen remembered that he hadn't watched this episode yet, so he opened the video app.
This episode started with a picture of Xi Su and Chu Han waiting under a street light. The light was dim and their shadows were long. The two chatted casually, with a kind of tranquility of good old times.
The program rarely shows clips of flying guests, but this episode was unexpected. The barrage is very good. As soon as the program crew puts on the rice, they eat it up. Although this couple has been in a storm recently and there is a sign of be, they still have to drink and eat today.
"It smells good."
"So sweet, it feels like an old married couple, so rare!" "
Wuwuwu, stay together for a lifetime, okay? Will you get married?"
"Give us some bran before the divorce, right?" "
Whatever, destroy it, anyway, I'm full (happy to death)."
"This is the first time I see a scene of picking up people. It can't be just to show us this scene."
"What's so good about picking up flying guests? It must be to give us some sweets (sure)"
interspersed with clips of other guests.
About four minutes into the show, a commercial vehicle with the logo of the program team slowly approached from a distance.
The street lamp was lonely and the ground was dim. The door opened and someone jumped out of the commercial vehicle. He was thin and skinny, carrying a small bag on one shoulder. The camera moved from bottom to top, freezing on his smiling face. The
most common adjective used by passers-by to describe Yu Wen's appearance was "delicate". When he was a child, the elders often said that he was as delicate as a doll. As he grew up, his doll-like delicacy made him lack some sharpness and three-dimensional deep features. You could always see the pure boyish feeling on his face.
So he looked young. Eighteen years old was eighteen years old, and twenty-two years old was still eighteen years old.
But he has a unique talent, especially in the entertainment industry, where the sense of purity can perfectly weaken the offensiveness of a delicate face, thereby amplifying another emotion.
- Approachability, or audience appeal.
Yu Wen's beauty is a kind of beauty that makes people feel friendly at first sight.
Xie Jiamao has been in countless circles and seen countless people, but he always believes that he will become very popular one day. That is not unfounded confidence, but the first intuition formed by accumulated experience.
"oi..."
"At 20:03 Beijing time, I saw my favorite male guest."
"Doesn't the country encourage marriage? I want this one."
"I thought he should be good-looking in the trailer, but now I see that he is not just good-looking at all."
"It would be terrible if they cut a frontal face in the crappy trailer!"
"There are so many idiots in this show, which idiot is this?"
"Is he a newcomer? I recognize most of the idiots in the entertainment industry, but he is not one of them."
"What's his name?"
"Don't tell me, I'm afraid I will write him on the marriage certificate tomorrow."
"It turns out that this clip is not played to hype up the CP, but to assign me a boyfriend!"
"Program crew, you are so kind!"
He came over with small steps, his hair was a little messy, and he smiled. His eyes reflected the dim light of the street lamps, like a quiet lake, so bright that it was amazing.
He bowed while running, "Teacher Chu, Teacher Xi, and all the teachers..."
"Wow, what a polite baby, so good."
"Come here and let your mother spoil you for a while."
The audience who posted the barrage at this time obviously forgot his performance in the trailer.
In the next ten minutes, Yu Wen vividly demonstrated to everyone what "appearance is not the best" means.
"I'm younger than you, how can I let you call me brother?! Brother, my good brother!"
"How can I have backbone? This is simply scaremongering!"
"After I die, please divide my property into three parts, one part to pay back Ant Huabei, one part to pay back the grocery store downstairs, and one part to pay back the food for the neighborhood garden dog brother..."
"It's just a mountain road, at worst I'll die here!"
"Brother, you owe a lot."
"Who? The neighborhood dog brother?"
"Why, are you still competing with dogs for food?"
"Excuse me, is your secretiveness natural or acquired? If it's acquired, why don't you get treatment?"
"It's just a small life, at worst I don't want it, hhhh"
"Hahahaha, I knew that people who look good like this are mostly sick!"
"I like it!"
"Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are rare, and he has both!"
Chu Han didn't say much along the way. People who follow the show know that he has a dull personality, so the rare CP is particularly different.
But after Yu Wen came, he clearly showed signs of breaking down.
Especially at the end, he couldn't bear it anymore and poked Yu Wen's waist with a stick, saying to get out quickly, but he still held Yu Wen's wrist with a disgusted look.
"Chu Chu seemed to have said that they were friends."
"My Hanbao is so lively, so touching."
"These two people together, that's me and my friend."
"I was also naughty with my friend! My friend also hit me with a stick like this!"
"This guy is a pure blooded person, hahahaha, don't worry that he can't fit in."
The first half of the hour was full of joy, with dense jokes and full screen. It's not an exaggeration to say that it was hilarious, which directly pushed the atmosphere to a climax.
When the undercover lottery was drawn, the screen was full of hahaha.
But then the barrage stopped.
The result of the lottery must be shown to the camera.
After Song Chenglei finished drawing, he raised the corner of his mouth meaningfully and unfolded the paper in his hand. A black and white ghost face was printed in the center.
At this point, the audience was still calm.
"Oh? That tells us?"
"It's time to put it aside for the battle royale next door. We won't see this note until the last second."
"Let me see which lucky person gets robbed the most tomorrow." "
Can Teacher Song do it? Sister Tong is very sensitive."
"Don't get caught too quickly. Give Teacher Song some face..."
Tong Li followed closely, looked down, and calmly unfolded the note.
A black and white ghost face.
"Fuck--"
"Two undercover agents?"
"Just now the program team only said that there were undercover agents, but it seems that they did not say the number."
"I give up on you for always setting traps in places like this."
"How do you play this?" "
It's over. The two smartest ones are together, and the remaining kids are more naive than the last."
"Let me see who can still take the lead... Forget it, you guys can fend for yourselves."
"I guess everything will be stolen tomorrow and nothing will be left of your pants."
Just when the audience thought this was the limit, Xi Su also made a black and white grimace.
"What a strange grouping."
"They said it was a lottery, but I don't believe it."
"Is there really no conspiracy? Two of the remaining three are newcomers in the entertainment industry, and one is a naive Chu Han. Are they deliberately bullying them?"
"You should at least leave them a place to stay. This guy works the hardest."
"These three skinny guys can't do as well as the other three even if they are not undercover agents."
The three naive guys in the eyes of the audience had no idea what was going on and were smiling at the camera.
Yu Wen and Chu Han were standing next to each other. The two were similar in size, but the pretty boy with a teardrop mole at the end of his eye always looked like a cartilaginous animal, leaning towards Chu Han.
Like a pair of cute conjoined twins.
"Report! Two sweethearts are gossiping!"
"They don't have any CP feeling at all, but it feels so warm."
"I'm going to go off topic for a second. For their cuteness, can you let them off a little bit..."
"There are three undercovers in total. There are not many more, right?"
"No, if there is one more, it will not be an undercover battle, but a good guy battle."
"The program team still hasn't learned how to edit. If they release all the results now, how can they create a tense and exciting atmosphere later?"
"I was just about to say, isn't it inappropriate to release the results at this time..."
"There is still an hour and a half left. I guess it won't be enough. Just bear with it."
At this time, the audience didn't know that the real high-energy was still to come.
-A
commercial was inserted in the middle, and Xie Jiamao happened to receive a call. Yu Wen pressed pause and went to the balcony to answer the phone.
"Boss!" He estimated that the boss must be very excited at this moment. One of the rules for workers is not to appear more stable than the boss.
So he said with full energy: "I saw the trending search, I actually made it to the trending search!"
Xie Jiamao: "Hahahahaha, this is just the beginning, Xiao Yu, you will have many opportunities to be on the trending search next time!" Yu
Wen: "Really? I'm looking forward to it."
After praising each other for a few words, Xie Jiamao said: "I'm calling to tell you, have you watched the popular variety show "Battle Royale" in the past two years?"
Yu Wen really hadn't watched it, after all, he had only been in this world for three months.
"You can find some time to check. The producer of Battle Royale has contacted me. They haven't decided on the permanent cast for the third season yet. The producer wants to invite you to sign a flight contract for a few terms. But boss, I think I can strive for a permanent cast."
Xie Jiamao paused for a moment and laughed foolishly, "Battle Royale is a satellite variety show, with panoramic shooting, different themes for each episode, and different recording locations. The guests are assigned roles and styles according to the theme...Xiao Yu, it doesn't matter if you can't carry the whole show. The most important thing is that the program team will dress you up beautifully in each episode. If you can stay there permanently, you will have a look created by twelve top domestic styling teams!"
Yu Wen understood that the boss was keeping him as a handyman.
However, excellent makeup seems to be a weapon to stand out. The cost of a variety show role is much lower than that of a supporting role in a film or TV series, and the window period is also shorter.
After hanging up the phone, he opened the search engine to search for information about Battle Royale, and opened Word to prepare a document for future analysis.
"Battle Royale" is the first unlimited streaming variety show in China. It has no similar substitute so far. Whether it is the core of the script or the guest lineup, it is not easy to replicate by other variety shows. Starting from the second season, each episode is shot on location. The program crew has to go to various parts of the country in advance to scout the locations and build recording studios. The barren mountains and ridges in the program are generally real barren mountains and ridges.
This type of variety show has always been a favorite of young audiences. It has a brain-burning rhythm, reversals and touching moments. You can immerse yourself in the scene across the screen and feel the adrenaline surge. And thanks to the styling team specially invited by the production team, which has won numerous awards at home and abroad, there are always one or two handsome guys in each episode. It is a kind of enjoyment to just watch it without using your brain.
Yu Wen was really surprised that Battle Royale would extend an olive branch to him. After all, it was difficult for him to be on a national variety show. As for the boss's suggestion of permanent residency, it sounded like a fantasy to him and was not considered.
After watching two episodes at double speed and having a general understanding of the world view, Yu Wen saved the half-finished document and looked at the time. It was already 11 o'clock in the evening.
He remembered the hot search and took out his mobile phone to check the current situation. As soon as he turned on the screen, he saw a dense message notification.
As expected, the boss opened champagne in the group at halftime, and his words were about our Xiao Yu is no longer the Xiao Yu of yesterday. He is now a man who has been on the hot search list...
Yu Wen took a quick look and found that it was basically a one-man show by Xie Jiamao. The news about Xie Heyu stopped yesterday. Director Gao is now shooting in a valley. His phone has no signal and he has been out of contact for almost half a month.
Sliding the homepage, a message with an unfamiliar nickname is particularly eye-catching.
No nickname: [You are not lying to me, are you?]
No nickname: [My agent showed me the contract, which contains content related to CP business.]
I didn't think of it at first, but when the other party mentioned the contract, Yu Wen immediately knew who he was.
Yu Wen gave this "Mr. No Nickname" a blue note.
Yu Wen: [What kind of contract? 】
The other party sent the message two or three hours ago. Yu Wen estimated that the reply would not be so timely. While waiting, he opened Weibo and continued to browse the hot searches.
#卧底互刀名场面# is still ranked third in the hot searches.
Scrolling down, the boss was not exaggerating. There is really a hot search for him alone.
#喻闻#
only has the name, no prefix or suffix.
Yu Wen remembered that when he used to watch the entertainment industry artists’ downfalls, there would be such hot searches with only the name. He was immediately horrified and quickly clicked in to see.
The bored netizens made a list of his acting experience for him, and attached a conveyor belt at the bottom to recommend this newcomer who couldn’t be newer.
But all in all, there are only two links, one is the replay of the last live broadcast, and the other is the link to this episode.
It’s really poor.
The netizens who came in to dig up materials were broken.
"Where's the drama?! Where's the new drama! Bring it up while it's hot!"
"Nothing else? The company won't even let you take a vlg photo?"
"Not only that, there's not even a selfie on his Weibo."
"He doesn't post selfies, he's bad; netizens want to see his new wife, netizens are good."
"The Lord upstairs!"
Yu Wen breathed a sigh of relief at first, then he became thoughtful.
He doesn't like selfies, but vlg can be considered... I'll talk to the boss about it some other day, I wonder what content to shoot...
While thinking, the phone vibrated.
Blue Hair: [Picture.jpg]
Blue Hair: [That's it. ]
Yu Wen clicked on the original picture, and it was indeed a common variety show contract.
But he thought of a possibility.
Yu Wen: [Turn to the back and see if Chu Han has signed it? ]
Half a minute later.
Xi Su: [No.]
Yu Wen: [Oh, you idiot.]
Xi Su: [??? Why are you swearing? I haven't sworn at all.]
Xi Su has always been pulled by the ears to stop swearing, but he has never been sweared at so decisively, especially in the entertainment industry. He felt a little aggrieved.
It was rare for Yu Wen to swear, but this time he couldn't help it.
Yu Wen: [A contract without the signatures of the parties has no legal effect. Don't you even know this?]
Xi Su: [I definitely know that! I just didn't think of it for the moment, damn.]
Yu Wen: [Read more books, read more newspapers, swear less and sleep more.]
Xi Su: [...Why are you talking to me like my grandma? 】
Yu Wen: 【Because I love you as deeply as your grandmother. False smile and heart.jpg】
Xi Su: 【What should we do now? There are still two episodes of the variety show. If we suddenly become distant, I am afraid that the audience will backfire.】
Yu Wen: 【You ask me about this? Do we have a very close relationship?】
Xi Su: 【Aren’t we friends? We hit it off at first sight, you said.】
Yu Wen: 【...Okay.】
He had to bear the bitter consequences of his nonsense. After thinking about it, he asked Xi Su to talk to Chu Han. Chu Han was not an unreasonable person. If Xi Su’s behavior was just his personal wish and was not affected by Feng Chengzhou, Chu Han could forgive him even if he really wanted to drag down Yi Tiaolong.
Teacher Chu was kind-hearted.
The last two phases are in line with the business, and we can part ways amicably. As long as there is no subsequent company manipulation, a decent relationship and a decent separation, it is not a big deal.
Xi Su humbly asks for advice: [How to avoid company manipulation? ]
Yu Wen thought to himself, how would I know?
He thought about it, but really had no idea, so he said casually: [Why don’t you change companies?]
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After dealing with the banquet, Yu Wen finally reopened this episode.
It was already eleven thirty, and he was afraid he would have to stay up late tonight. Thinking of this, Yu Wen yawned sleepily.
The undercover candidates were decided by drawing lots, and the next morning, the three undercovers received the task cards.
On the screen was an enlarged version of the task card details, two of which were left blank and waiting to be filled in.
"What do you mean? We choose ourselves?"
Song Chenglei held a pen and read the task card again. His task card read: () directly touches the toes of (), and Song Chenglei steals 2 points.
"You want me to choose a victim?" He smiled at the camera with a guilty look, "This is too much. After this episode is broadcast, I will never have any contact with this lucky person I chose, right?" The same
scene was also played out in Tong Li's room.
Her task card was: () directly touches ()'s shoulder, and Tong Li steals 2 points.
"Shoulders are not too private, but there won't be too many opportunities for arm-in-arm contact in a normal variety show. First of all, boys are excluded. Physical contact between opposite sexes is generally less... Wait, since the second bracket can be written casually, then the first bracket should not necessarily be me. Can I choose from the guests of this episode at will?"
The director smiled and said nothing.
Tong Li interpreted the hidden rules from his smile and decisively excluded herself from both brackets.
To eliminate suspicion, it would be best if she was a complete outsider.
She didn't think too long and chose a person of the same sex with whom she had a closer relationship.
——(Xi Su) directly touched (Chu Han)'s shoulder, and Tong Li stole 2 points.
"Smart!"
"Sister Tong is a veteran. She has been fighting wits and courage with the program team for so many episodes. She already knows how to find advantages from the traps set by the program team."
"I told you not to let her be an undercover agent. Originally, Teacher Song could check and balance her, but now Teacher Song is also an undercover agent. This game is difficult to play."
Immediately afterwards, Xi Su and Song Chenglei also finished choosing their targets for persecution.
The moment the two's mission cards were shown to the camera, the barrage exploded.
Xi Su pointed at the task card and said seriously, "I chose Mr. Song and Mr. Yu because Mr. Yu has just arrived and is not familiar with everyone. He will definitely need the care of the old members at this time. Mr. Song has always been more concerned about the newcomers in the team, so it is safer to choose him."
His choice was acceptable, but the next scene, Song Chenglei's task card, was the moment that really made the audience drop their jaws.
Song Chenglei covered the task card and smiled intriguingly.
"After all, I have recorded variety shows for so many years and have been on brain-burning programs. My IQ may not be higher than everyone else, but I always have one or two points of experience--"
He took his hand away.
(Yu Wen) directly touched (Yu Wen)'s toes, and Song Chenglei stole 2 points.
"I'm a variety show veteran."
"Fuck"
"Fuck"
"What a thief, hahahahaha..."
"Honestly, I thought of it, but it's probably not easy. Who would touch their own shoes for no reason?"
Song Chenglei: "I just went out and took a look around, and noticed that among all the members, only Xiao Yu's shoes are white. White shoes are not resistant to dirt and are easy to get muddy in the mountains. Whenever I see mud, I remind him to wipe his shoes."
"666"
"This is a variety show veteran, bold and careful."
"What I care about is that two undercovers chose this flying guest named Yu Wen. This teacher is probably going to live in dire straits today."
"No washing! No washing! This is my newly recognized wife! Don't bully her!"
"I'm already starting to feel distressed."
"Can he see it if I use the barrage to remind him loudly?"
"Why don't you just shout with your voice?"
"The time for recording the program is different from the time we watch the program, don't be fooled."
"Thank you for your help, otherwise I would still be kept in the dark."