Chapter 24

Yu Wen did not turn on the speed, and he was daydreaming for more than half an hour, and he actually sobered up a little.

After waking up, the feeling of hunger spread from his stomach, and he got up and strolled to the kitchen, ready to find food.

The kitchen was empty, there was no food in stock, only a few bottles of milk and a few boxes of fruit.

He glanced at it lazily and took out a tomato. The tomato was cold in the refrigerator. He wondered whether to blanch it with hot water, and then he glanced at the ginger milk next to it.

The porcelain bowl was filled with a milky white solid, with a flat surface, as tempting as solid yogurt.

Yu Wen was torn between his conscience and his desire.

He thought of Xie Heyu again. He remembered that when he was drowsy from the fever, Teacher Xie said that he would make him something else to eat later. He was sober now, and the words were as hazy in his memory as a dream, but he still felt that it was not a dream.

Unfortunately, Xie Heyu had to leave for something.

Yu Wen picked up the bowl of ginger milk. The bottom of the bowl was still warm. He lowered his head to smell it like a kitten sniffing food. He felt that the ginger smell was not strong and seemed to be acceptable.

He turned his head and sniffed the tomato again. Hey, it was cold.

In the end, he chose the ginger milk.

He sat back on the sofa, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, and ate while admiring his wonderful performance in the variety show.

-After

the points were announced at noon, Chu Han exercised the right to change teams. Yu Wen and Xi Su formed a new team.

I didn't notice it when I was recording, but now I see on the screen that he and Xi Su seem to get along well and occasionally talk to each other, but from time to time his expression always reveals a bit of disdain.

Not only does he dislike Xi Su, but Xi Su also dislikes him.

There was a scene where they were squatting on the ground digging mushrooms, Yu Wen sucking on his popsicle, giving instructions, "You dug the wrong one, this is an egg... dig that one..."

Xi Su: "Oh."

He turned around and buried the egg back, dug out the one Yu Wenqin ordered, and said casually, "Grandpa, is it this one?"

Grandpa Yu looked closely to identify it, waved his little hand, and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes."

"Little Yu looks at Little Xi: Idiot. Little Xi looks at Little Yu: Troublemaker."

"Grandpa?" "

Hahahaha what's wrong with you two, so funny hahaha..."

"He's the grandpa, then who am I?"

"Assign me a role, I want to join you."

"These two have a kind of beauty that looks down on each other."

"Can they just have a fight? Nothing else, I just like watching these two people being so annoying but having to get along with each other in a friendly way."

Yu Wen, who was watching TV, was choked when he saw this.

He held the ginger milk in his hand, and was so angry that he was fuming. After coughing heartbreakingly, he felt evil and picked up his phone to send a message to Xi Su: [Stupid blue-haired! ]

The word "stupid" attacks IQ, and "blue-haired" has a strong reference meaning. A deeper interpretation can also be the connotation of aesthetics. These three short words contain super strong lethality.

Xi Su, wait to be severely injured, Yu Wen thought with satisfaction.

He threw away his phone. In a short while, the ginger milk in the bowl was empty. He scraped the last bit of residue on the edge of the bowl, stared at the empty bottom of the bowl, and pouted.

So little.

He finished it. He

couldn't taste much because he was sick. He felt that the ginger taste was not strong. It might be suppressed by the milk and sweetness. It only tasted sweet at first, and a little spicy in the aftertaste.

Yu Wen temporarily included ginger milk in the "edible list".

A bowl of ginger milk was obviously not enough to fill his hungry stomach. He went to the kitchen to take out the tomatoes from the refrigerator and put them in warm water to warm them up.

The TV was playing the confrontation between his team and Tong Li's team on the mountain road.

In just a few sentences, Tong Li was dragged into the wrong zone.

"...I don't remember, I was wearing white shoes, maybe I wiped them myself."

It's not unreasonable that Tong Li asked the director to loop his expression three times.

On the screen, Yu Wen lowered his eyelids briefly, then suddenly raised his eyes and looked at Tong Li, looking at him without guilt. After just two or three seconds, the corners of his lips curled up, revealing a little smile, and the tear mole at the end of his eye made his sincerity look more vivid.

"...I can't tell."

In the eyes of the audience, this was a brief brainstorm, and after knowing the implication of Tong Li's words, he played the trick and confused the audience.

But in the eyes of Tong Li at the time, this should be that his companion got his temptation after a moment of shock, accepted the temptation and revealed his identity.

So she showed an intriguing expression and took Cao Lingyun away.

"Ah, my heart..."

"Teacher, for you, I am willing to marry Chu Han."

"This expression... If I were Tong Li, I would also find it hard not to believe it."

"Sometimes, smart people only need a look to communicate."

"It turned out to be like this???"

"Who is deceiving whom this time (looking up at the sky)"

"This teacher should not be here, he should debut in the next battle royale, where they need talents like you"

"My heart, which has been hanging for a whole issue, suddenly calmed down."

"God looks down on human beings, and all living beings are fools, Amen."

"Thank you Teacher Yu for letting me experience the perspective of high IQ, I feel refreshed..."

"Can this kind of brain exist in the human world? I feel like AI evolution didn't take me with it."

"Okay, I won't worship Sun Simiao for the next exam, I'll worship you."

"What's his name? Tell me his full name. From now on, he is my belief."

"Yu Wen! Yu Wen! What's wrong? You haven't remembered his name in a whole issue!" "

Hahahahahaha, I remembered it." "

Me too."

"Although I'm not a face lover, it's hard not to remember this kind of performance."

Yu Wen didn't open the hot search after last night, so he didn't know that his personal hot search really stayed on Weibo for a day and a night, ranking sixth, which can be said to have broken the circle.

But his full name was not there, so he didn't notice it, and Xie Jiamao, who was well-informed, didn't notice it either.

#God looks down on humanity, and all living beings are fools#

Below is a selected comment: "A rare fresh blood of dual intelligence in the entertainment industry, not arrogant or self-deprecating, not fussy or noisy, and quickly integrates into the environment with calmness and compassion for everything. In the words of young people, it is called salted fish, but in my opinion, it is divinity. He will fall in love with every circle he touches, which is a common problem for serious people. I look forward to his performance. Even if it is an unfamiliar entertainment circle, please shine."

Weibo fans soared overnight, and there were not a few who bought stocks. More netizens sincerely looked forward to his new drama and new variety show.

There is no other reason, just good looks.

The high-energy analysis in the middle of the show switched the audience's perspective to Yu Wen's perspective, and the final voting session of the night had less suspense and more drama. The audience who entered later already knew the result from the trending searches, but they still couldn't help but come over to join in the fun.

"Check in on the famous scene of undercover agents stabbing each other!"

"I came here to see the trending searches, let me see how outrageous it can be."

"Sister Tong believed in Xiao Yu until the very end..."

"Even after she was voted out, her eyes were still saying: This wave is a sure win." "

Hahahaha, who can make an emoticon for Sister Tong, it's so funny."

"They are arguing here, while Yu Wen and Chu Han are eating in the back."

"Yu Wen (chew chew chew): I don't know."

"You kid, you are so good at playing the pig and eating the tiger."

"Tell me (chew chew chew) who invented a smart and cute boy like Yu Wen (chew chew chew) (chew chew chew)"

"What are you chewing upstairs?! I ask you what are you chewing! Spit out this beautiful teacher!"

The last scene is all the MCs sitting side by side on the top of the mountain, the rosy clouds are blooming in the sky, the whole picture is full of vitality and enthusiasm, and the morning sun rises like hope. A

new day, Yu Wen and Chu Han are still conjoined twins.

The large down jackets wrapped their bodies, with their pointed chins hidden in the collars. The two little tumblers who haven't woken up pushed each other, dazed, pushing each other and borrowing each other's strength.

In the little easter egg at the end, Yu Wen poked Chu Han awake and said something incoherent.

"There is no Ultraman in the world, and I don't have superpowers. It's all fake, don't believe it."

Then the program group's cursive subtitles appeared: For more exciting content, please pay attention to the derivative program "Fun in the Mountains"...

"???"

"Ha, I don't really want to watch it. Do you think I will open a VIP for this content? Ha, I'm not defeated..."

"God damn it, I'm going to beat the director into a spinning top that won't stop for three lifetimes!"

"I know that there is no free lunch in the world, and there are no free pretty boys on the Internet."

"There are bad people in the crowd!"

No one can resist this temptation. The audience swore and signed up for membership, and turned to the derivative program.

Yu Wen didn't have a video membership either, so he took out his phone and opened one.

The spin-off program is divided into two parts. The first part is some heartwarming little easter eggs that are not in the main film. The second part is only 30 minutes long, but it is the main show of Yu Wen and Chu Han.

If you don’t watch the spin-off program, Yu Wen would not know that he and Chu Han have so many private conversations.

"Teacher Chu, Mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by Orange. Mushroom was furious and said: You go to hell! Then Orange died, why?"

"Why?"

"Because Mushroom wants Orange to die, Orange has to die."

"..."

"Do you know why peerless masters all die in the Sutra Pavilion?"

"...I don't know."

"Because they have a secret book (intensive) phobia."

"..."

In the afternoon, the groups were regrouped. Yu Wen and Chu Han became teammates again. They were caught by the farmer uncle to weed. While weeding, Yu Wen told some inexplicable cold jokes.

He spoke very seriously, causing Chu Han to listen seriously.

"Chu Han: (Trying to understand) (Understanding failed) (Swearing)"

"Someone come and save our teacher Chu, he looks like he's going to break!"

"A new CP has appeared! How can it stand still!"

"Upstairs, who is the top and who is the bottom?"

"...They both look more suitable to be loved hard in bed..."

"Forget it, I'll let them go this time, let's go for the CB direction (kind)"

"Great! Yu Chu is the best CB in the world!"

In the evening, after listening to Yu Wen's reasoning, Chu Han asked him if he had superpowers.

Yu Wen denied it to no avail, so he simply admitted it.

Chu Han showed a series of emotions such as "as expected", "proud", "very excited", "trying to restrain" and so on.

He whispered to Yu Wen: "Remember to ask the program crew to cut this part out, don't let it leak out..."

Yu Wen replied: "It's okay. What should be broadcast will be broadcast, and what shouldn't be broadcast will naturally not be broadcast."

Chu Han showed a relieved expression again.

"Chu Han who saw the program: It's too early to be relieved."

"The program crew has released the secret of the superpower to save the world. What if the evil organization sees it?!"

"Chu Han: Is this secret known only to me, or to everyone in the country? If everyone knows, I won't listen."

"Woo woo woo, what a cute two babies, chewing in the corner, mommy loves them to death!"

"Report! Yu Chu cb is on the hot search!"

"Okay, okay, the whole world comes to eat our children's friendship!"

Less than ten minutes later.

Yu Wen whispered in Chu Han's ear: "There is no Ultraman in the world, and I don't have super powers. It's all fake, don't believe it."

"Okay, okay, our Yu Chu's cb is broken."

"Damn! Another hot search, #Yu Chu's cb is broken#"

"The key is that Chu Han really believes it! This is not good!"

"Okay, it's a meal, have a bite."

The last scene is the post-recording that Chu Han added after the recording. The staff asked him: "Teacher Chu, the topic of superpowers is very popular online. What did you think at the time? Did you feel depressed after knowing that Teacher Yu did not have superpowers?"

Chu Han was silent for a moment, then smiled politely. The smile was three parts sad, three parts resentful, and four parts angry, making the smile particularly stiff.

Chu Han (fake smile version): "No, I didn't believe it either. It was just a joke between colleagues. I wouldn't take it seriously, hahaha.

" ""I didn't believe it either"" "

"A joke between colleagues""I wouldn't take it seriously"" "

"Hahaha""

"Damn it, it's obvious that you really believe it"

"How can you be so cute!!!"

Finally finishing the show, Yu Wen breathed a sigh of relief.

He stood up to get his tomatoes. As soon as he stood up, the door opened and Xie Heyu was changing shoes in the entrance hall with a bag full of food.

Yu Wen: "..."

Xie Heyu raised his head and saw him standing there in a daze. His eyes were indifferent and narrowed dangerously.

"No shoes?"

Yu Wen moved his toes belatedly and looked down - he just stood up to get a tomato, a few steps away, thinking that he would go back quickly, so he didn't wear any shoes. At this moment, he was only wearing white socks on the cold porcelain floor. Noticing

Xie Heyu's eyes sweeping over him, he curled up his toes awkwardly, feeling inexplicably guilty, and quickly sat back on the sofa, quickly wrapping his feet tightly with a blanket.

"It was an accident. I heard some noise and thought it was a thief, so I stood up in a hurry..." He

felt guilty for being sick, but he didn't feel guilty for lying.

Xie Heyu said nothing, pinned him to the sofa with a calm look, and went into the kitchen with the ingredients.

Yu Wen noticed that he put the key back into the small basket on the shoe cabinet.

When did he take it? Yu Wen wondered.

If he took the key, he was not leaving. Yu Wen realized that he had misunderstood Xie Heyu's intention of going out. He curled up in the blanket for a while and whispered, "Being sick will make you stupid..."

"Aren't you sleepy?" Xie Heyu appeared in front of him quietly again, holding a plastic bag in his hand, "There is a sleeping ingredient in the powder. If you want to sleep, go to bed, not on the sofa, or you will catch a cold."

"..." Yu Wen looked up at him and blinked slowly.

Xie Heyu: "I brought wontons, do you want to eat?"

Two minutes later, the two sat side by side on the sofa. The wontons were divided into small bowls, which was just convenient for Yu Wen to eat with one hand. He took two bites and secretly glanced at the person next to him with the corner of his eye.

Xie Heyu lowered his head to type on the computer, and the light from the screen illuminated his focused profile.

Teacher Xie just said 29 words. Does it mean the end of the Cold War?

Yu Wen pondered and analyzed for half a minute, which was longer than the total time he spent thinking in the show.

"What's wrong?" It was Xie Heyu who spoke first. Yu Wen's seemingly hidden gaze was so strong that it could not be ignored. Xie Heyu typed the last character of this paragraph, clicked save, and turned to look at him.

"The wontons are not delicious?"

Yu Wen nodded subconsciously, then shook his head, "The wontons are delicious, but I have no appetite."

In fact, he felt that this bowl of wontons was very unpalatable. Although there were no chopped green onions or chili peppers, there was a thick layer of oil floating on the soup, and the wontons were thick-skinned and small in filling...

But he knew from a long time ago that there was no need to speak out these true thoughts. Except for his parents and relatives, others would only think that these words were hypocritical, not to mention that the other party bought them out of good intentions.

Yu Wen put down the bowl casually and said, "Isn't it the weekend today? Why are you still working on the proposal report? So anxious?"

Xie Heyu looked at him sideways, his red phoenix eyes were narrow and deep, but the eyes under his eyelashes were as peaceful as a deep spring, exuding a glimmer of light that saw through everything.

He lowered his eyes, his gaze casually passing over the bowl of wontons.

"It's the end of the semester, and I have a lot of tasks to do. I'm also taking classes for my junior year next year, so I estimate I'll be busy for another half a month."

"Is that so? Then you don't have to accompany me, go back to school." Yu Wen smiled and sat up straight, "I will take care of myself."

Xie Heyu slowly withdrew her gaze from his face and closed her notebook.

"No."

He stood up and said, "I'm worried if your temperature doesn't go down. Someone must be watching you. I'll stay until your fever goes down."

"If you don't want to eat, don't eat. I'll make you whatever you want." Xie Heyu bent down and picked up the bowl of wontons, turned and went into the kitchen. He could still vaguely hear a polite voice coming through the glass door: "I'm sorry to bother you today."

Yu Wen: "..."

It's not that I'm bothering you, but, how should I put it...

Yu Wen picked up the thermometer and shot himself.

37.8℃.

It didn't go down at all.

He had to give up the idea of ​​persuading Xie Heyu to leave with the reason that "I'm already well."

-While

he was suffering from a minor illness, a bloody storm was brewing on Weibo.

There were signs last night, and many marketing accounts quietly forwarded and even fueled the rumors, but there was no real evidence. It happened that the "Mountain" episode was very popular, and all the discussions related to Xi Su were suppressed by the program, so not many netizens paid attention to these rumors.

However, early this morning, the related topic was still on the hot search.

#Huiteng Group Illegitimate Child#

The whistleblower claimed to have substantial evidence that Feng Mingjie, chairman of Huiteng Group, had an affair during marriage and had a chaotic private life. He also revealed that Feng Mingjie had an affair with a company employee within a year after marrying the daughter of the Xu family 22 years ago, and had a son who was the same age as Feng Chengzhou.

The whistleblower pointed out that the illegitimate child is now also an artist in the entertainment industry, and his identity will be announced at noon, and the evidence in his hands will be released at the same time.

It is not an exaggeration to say that this is a huge melon.

If the revelations are true, the share price of Pfizer Group will be affected and fluctuate greatly. The entertainment industry artist who was exposed will also be involved in the controversy and it will be difficult for him to make achievements on the screen.

In an instant, half of the entertainment industry was panicked. Netizens collectively searched for 22-year-old young male artists. In one morning, the life stories of male artists from the top to the eighteenth line were made into clear documents, waiting for the whistleblower to add some details to match them up.

If an old-timer like Xie Jiamao saw it, he would immediately think that the purpose of the whistleblower was not to expose the news, but to blackmail. He let the rumors fly in order to raise the price and get considerable benefits from the Huiteng Group. Whether

it will be exposed in the end depends on whether the two parties can negotiate.

If Yu Wen saw it, just based on these few simple details, he could immediately infer that the illegitimate child mentioned by the whistleblower refers to Xi Su. Out of a little sympathy, he might give a friendly reminder to let Xi Su prepare.

Unfortunately, Yu Wen was sick today and was not in the mood to surf the Internet.

Xie Jiamao did not know Xi Su either.

When the Internet was in turmoil, Lanmao was playing games at home. He saw the trending search and just glanced at it. He sneered in his heart: Feng Mingjie's retribution has come.

After twelve o'clock, he looked at the bright #XiSuIllegitimateChild# on the trending search, in disbelief.

Me? ? ?

Who leaked my family's little things on the Internet?

He finally took off his headphones, quickly browsed every piece of information on the trending search, and after confirming that the person exposed was indeed himself - he

slowly closed his eyes.

Feng Mingjie's retribution has not come...

his retribution has come.

-At

twelve o'clock, Xie Heyu made a simple two dishes and a soup, moved the coffee table away, set up a folding table, and let Yu Wen eat in front of the TV.

Yu Wen was following the variety show, "Battle Royale", and the more he watched, the more his head hurt.

"I don't want to go to this variety show." He said aggrievedly.

Xie Heyu glanced at the screen and immediately understood, "Because you are tired?"

"Battle Royale" has become popular with its interlocking plots and ingenious devices. The audience in front of the TV feels the most brain-burning, but if you think about it carefully, you will know that these levels require not only brains but also physical strength.

The guests in it are almost exhausted.

Xie Heyu thought for a while and said, "If you really don't want to go, say hello to Xie Jiamao, he won't force you."

"Forget it." Yu Wen just said it casually. In fact, he is quite greedy for the beautiful clothes in the show, and he has a high tolerance for dirt and is not afraid of ghosts. He is simply the chosen son of this kind of show. Even if we

take a step back, the boss is running around for this resource. If he says he won't go, he won't go. It's a bit of a disrespect to the fruits of other people's labor.

He sat forward a little, picked up the chopsticks, and found a fried egg on his rice.

With a poke, the golden egg liquid flowed out.

"Runny-boiled egg!" Yu Wen exclaimed in surprise.

Xie Heyu made a cup of cold syrup and put it aside to cool, "Eat it while it's hot. There's nothing on the table that you don't like. Don't be picky and wait until the food gets cold."

Yu Wen recalled, "I didn't..."

Xie Heyu: "In the show."

Yu Wen shut up.

The lunch and dinner during the recording of "In the Mountains" were both barbecued, but unfortunately the heat was overcooked. The guests cooked it themselves, which was like hell for the picky eater, so he kept picking and choosing on the table full of food. He ate until it got cold, but he was still not full.

Chu Han also asked him if he was a picky eater.

He peeled the green onions off the food and said, "No, I just don't have an appetite."

In the end, Chu Han bought him a plate of the most delicious pork belly, and he ate it all, but he actually felt that it was not tasty and the meat was not fresh.

Don't be too hypocritical, Yu Wen warned himself.

At this moment, Yu Wen finally understood why his first reaction when he saw Xie Heyu in the morning was guilt.

Because Teacher Xie was the first person who knew that he was a picky eater just by a bag of oranges. This person is very sensitive, just like him.

"...Teacher Xie also watches my show?" He raised his eyes quietly from the side of his rice bowl.

"Yeah."

"Where did you see it?"

"I finished it."

"Hahaha, it was just updated last night. Isn't Teacher Xie very busy recently? How come you still have time to watch the show?"

"You can find time to write a thesis proposal, but why can't you find time to watch the show."

Yu Wen was speechless, "Are these two things... equally important?"

"Yeah." The simple folding table didn't have much space, so Yu Wen wanted to eat while watching TV, so Xie Heyu set up this table for him. At this moment, Xie Heyu sat sideways next to him. His 1.9-meter height only took up a small space, which seemed quite cramped.

He said, "I'm your assistant, although I'm not very competent."

Xie Heyu is a gentle, careful person with a strange sense of morality and responsibility. He must do a good job of anything that falls on his head.

Yu Wen sometimes felt that he was too demanding.

Yu Wen was stunned, his eyes fell on his neck, his Adam's apple protruded, and his jawline was clearly visible. Looking at his profile alone, this twenty-year-old young man was actually very thin.

He whispered, "Your studies are more important. There is no need to let other identities overwhelm you. I have always taken good care of myself. It doesn't matter if I don't have an assistant. You have been so busy recently, and you still find time to watch the show. This will affect your..."

"Eat first." Xie Heyu interrupted him.

"...Oh."

Yu Wen had to hold back his long speech.

Staring at him as he ate half a bowl of rice, Xie Heyu said, "I am used to taking the next two years' courses in advance, but I am so busy at the end of the semester this year, mainly because I want to free up time in the second half of the year, so I put a lot of tasks on the agenda temporarily." "

You will have a lot of schedules in the second half of the year, and you can't run around alone like you do now. Xie Jiamao will of course hire a new assistant for you, but you need someone you can trust by your side."

Yu Wen subconsciously said, "Isn't this the job of an agent?"

Xie Heyu was silent for a moment, "Do you think he is reliable?"

"...That's right."

His boss's daily schedule is even busier than his as an artist.

Our Starlight Media is indeed a makeshift team!

Yu Wen recalled his words and counted them out of habit. He suddenly realized that Xie Heyu had been talking a lot more after she came back from buying groceries, more than he normally did.

Yu Wen put down his bowl and looked over to see Xie Heyu's expression.

"Teacher Xie, are you not angry?"

Xie Heyu's eyes paused.

"Angry? I'm not."

"Don't lie to me." Yu Wen shook his finger confidently, "You must be angry, I can tell at a glance."

In terms of insight, he is no less than Xie Heyu.

They are so sharp, so they shouldn't lie to each other.

Yu Wen's eyes clearly said "Tell the truth."

Xie Heyu stared at him for a long time, pursed his lips, "I'm sorry."

Yu Wen couldn't help but be curious: "Why are you angry? Because I'm sick? But I didn't think I was sick."

"...No." Xie Heyu turned his face away, and after a while he let out a sigh of relief, saying: "When I came to open the door, your voice was hoarse and your face was flushed. And you were only wearing a single piece of clothing at the time; the computer was still on, and slippers were scattered next to the computer chair; the quilt on the bed was not spread out. Obviously you didn't go to bed last night, but slept in front of the computer desk, so you got sick."

Yu Wen: "...Could you really be Conan?"

Xie Heyu: "The most important thing is that your expression was burnt at the time, and you didn't wear shoes or socks."

Yu Wen: "..."

It's unnecessary to ask.

Now it's okay, but I feel guilty again.