Chapter 38
With the help of Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhong, Yu Wen quickly packed up and set off for his big villa - it is said that there is a private swimming pool and gym~
Chu Han and Xi Su had moved in two days ago. Chu Han had a notice today and was not at home. The villa was quiet. Yu Wen walked into the living room and his smile disappeared instantly.
The living room was a huge garbage dump.
The sofa was randomly piled with worn clothes and dirty socks, the coffee table was a mess, four or five potato chip bags were lying on the ground, there were dried dirty footprints on the ground, and the dining table next to it was filled with unfinished takeout boxes. Looking again, the kitchen looked like it had been bombed and was in a mess...
Yu Wen dragged his suitcase and walked out.
He ran into Xie Heyu who had just parked the car and was walking inside. "Where are you going?"
Yu Wen said seriously, "A home is better than any other. I prefer a studio apartment without a swimming pool or a gym."
Xie Heyu glanced inside and was frightened by the mess he saw.
This shouldn't happen. Xie Jiamao said that an aunt would clean the place every other day.
Could it be that in just one day... it became like this?
"The place has been vacated..." Xie Heyu grabbed his hat brim, looked around the garbage dump, and frowned slightly, "Let me help you clean it up first."
Yu Wen resignedly put down the box, picked up a feather duster, looked left and right, not knowing where to start, and finally walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.
"..."
With just one glance, he felt that he was under mental attack.
With a cold face, Yu Wen closed the refrigerator and stopped Teacher Xie who was collecting the garbage. He said gently: "The person who tied the bell should be the one to untie it. Let's wait for the other two residents here to gather. I will tell them what the public area hygiene standards are..."
Xie Heyu sorted the food waste and put it into plastic bags. "I will deal with these first, soon..."
"Put it down!"
Xie Heyu stopped his work neatly, and his posture has never been so straight before.
He looked at Yu Wen a little late, his expression was stunned and blank, and he was suddenly frightened.
Yu Wen said earnestly, "Can you clean up this time, can you clean up for the rest of your life? Your hard work has just contributed to the unhealthy tendencies in society..."
"In a civilized society, we are all involved. Public health depends on everyone." He used a feather duster to scatter
the feathers all over the floor. "Today, Xiao Yu will teach Chu Han and Xi Su this lesson." Xi Su has not had many announcements recently. The controversy over his illegitimate child has not yet passed. Although it is not a moral stain, it is inevitable that there will be a wave of discussion online once it appears. Xie Jiamao's suggestion is to reduce exposure temporarily, and focus on longer-term drama contracts and variety shows. By the time the show is aired, the audience will have almost forgotten all these trivial matters.
After all, the work is the hard truth.
Xi Su felt that everything the boss said made sense. After all, the boss was a god who could have a place in a residential area with assets of billions. If he said it was suitable, it must be suitable. The boss always had a better vision than them.
With few notices, self-management was more lax. Last night, he played games until after five in the morning, and slept until the afternoon to get up to find food. Xi Su went downstairs in slippers and found that the curtains in the living room were drawn. Only the light from the entrance shone faintly, and the whole hall was shrouded in misty darkness.
"Did you draw the curtains last night? I shouldn't have, I was lazy..." He muttered, and was about to walk to the window, when he suddenly heard a voice, the tone was ethereal and gloomy, just like Yan Luo who came to take his life.
"Xi, do you admit your guilt?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! What evildoer is here to do this?"
A head slowly popped out from the sofa, and the pale light of the flashlight illuminated the delicate face. If Xi Su hadn't been so familiar with that face, he would have thought that a fierce ghost had come to take his life.
Yu Wen held up the flashlight to shine on himself, and took out a smelly sock from the corner of the sofa, with a cold expression, "I ask you, is this yours?"
Xi Su panted violently, looking at Yu Wen, his expression gradually filled with fear, "Yu Wen, you recorded the battle royale... and died?"
Damn it! Why are you looking for me if you died from recording! To pay the battle royale! No... to pay the ghost money!
With a snap, another flashlight lit up.
Xie Heyu's pupils were particularly deep and dark under the flashlight, which made people feel cold.
He said, "You are the one who died."
Yu Wen sighed and complained,
"Teacher Xie, it's not your turn yet."
With a snap, Xie Heyu turned off the flashlight again.
Xi Su stood there in a daze for two minutes. He did not hear clearly what Yu Wen asked him. Two minutes later, he said angrily, "Are you two sick?"
"Who is sick?" Yu Wen poked his stinky socks with a feather duster and handed them to him, repeating, "Who is sick?"
The curtains were wide open. Xi Su knelt on the soft pillow, ashamed. He subconsciously wanted to retort, but when he raised his eyes, Xie Heyu was standing behind Yu Wen with his hands in his pockets, like a human-shaped ice sculpture. He gave him a cold glance, and Xi Su dared not say a word immediately.
Xie Heyu is Xie Jiamao's nephew. Xie Jiamao is the owner of this villa and their boss. If you anger Xie Heyu, you will be kicked out of the villa by Xie Jiamao, you will be expelled from the company, you will not be able to make it in the entertainment industry, and you will have to open a barbecue restaurant. If the barbecue restaurant cannot be opened, he can only pick up garbage on the roadside...
In just 30 seconds, Xi Su seemed to have seen his miserable future of picking up garbage.
So he shook his head and said obediently: "I am sick." Yu Wen
: "What disease?"
Xi Su: "...sloppy disease."
Yu Wen: "How to cure it?"
Xi Su: "Work hard, move more, take care of hygiene, sweep clean, put things in their proper places..."
Yu Wen nodded with satisfaction.
Xi Su endured and endured, but still refused to give up, "Why am I the only one who gets scolded, and Chu Han is also involved..." Yu
Wen showed a sinister smile.
"Do you think he can get away?"
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At nine o'clock in the evening, Chu Han finished his notice and was sent back to the villa by the company's new assistant.
The assistant said: "Teacher Chu, there are no other activities recently, you can have a good rest at home, please call me if you have anything."
It was the first time for Chu Han to experience the feeling of being taken care of by an assistant. After a week, he had gone from being at a loss to being able to handle it with ease. He smiled and said: "You have worked hard recently, you should also have a good rest."
The assistant drove the car into the basement and left.
Chu Han entered the password and entered the door, only to see that the hall was pitch black and all the lights were off.
He frowned and fumbled to light the entrance door. As he walked in, a voice suddenly rang from directly above his head.
"Chu, do you know you are wrong?"
Chu Han thought it was Xi Su's prank and didn't care. "Are you bored?"
Before he finished speaking, a face turned around on the dimly lit sofa, and the blue hair on his head was extremely eye-catching in the dark.
Xi Su said slowly: "Are you talking to me?"
Chu Han stopped where he was and became cautious.
"You are here, who is talking upstairs?"
"Upstairs?" Xi Su slowly moved his eyes and looked upstairs, "There is no one there."
Chu Han looked up, and the handrail was empty, without even a light.
He asked hesitantly: "Did you hear any voices just now?"
Xi Su stared at him for a long time, and a smile slowly appeared on his face, exaggerated and weird, like a little clown in some horror movie.
"Voices... I didn't... hear them."
Chu Han took a breath of cool air!
Damn it! This villa! It's haunted!!!
He ran away!
Xie Heyu stood at the entrance of the living room without knowing when, holding the wall with his hand, and suddenly turned on the main light control.
The prank ended here.
"Hahahahahahaha Teacher Chu, you are scared too..." Xi Su leaned on the sofa, laughing, "You are usually so calm, I thought you were not afraid of ghosts, hahahahaha..."
The lights turned on, and the villa was as bright as day. The blue-haired man in front of him had no guilt as the culprit, and laughed at his weakness just now.
Chu Han stood there, slowed down for a moment, and his fist hardened little by little.
He picked up a soft pillow and rushed over, gritting his teeth: "Are you sick? Are you sick? You are so bored! Such an adult——"
Xi Su raised his hands in surrender in the thunderous attack, "It's not me, it's Yu Wen..."
"Chu Han!" The protagonist of the topic shouted loudly on the second floor. Yu Wen stepped on slippers and ran out frantically, his face could not hide his anger, "Are the clothes in the toilet on the second floor yours?"
Chu Han denied it flatly: "No..."
Yu Wen: "It's yours! I saw you wearing it, it's soaked in water and it's stinky!"
Unfortunately, he was worried that he had wronged Chu Han. After all, Chu Han looked more reliable than Xi Su, so he went upstairs to check the hygiene conditions on the second floor.
As a result, these two people are no less inferior!
Chu Han was stunned for a moment, and then asked in confusion: "Anyway, Auntie will come tomorrow, so it will be easier for me to wash while I soak."
Yu Wen was like a weathered old man, who was shocked by the words of the unfilial son. He covered his chest and took three steps back in dismay.
After a long time of calming down, he calmed down.
Teacher Yu stood on the second floor with a chicken feather duster in his hand, looking down from above, and ruthlessly scanning between the two of them.
"Don't think about Auntie, I just called Xie Jiamao, and the boss said that Auntie resigned because she couldn't stand such a heavy workload."
Xie Heyu raised his eyebrows.
These two are the dragons and the phoenixes who can drive away the cleaning aunt.
"The boss is selecting new talents in the talent market. It is conservatively estimated that it will take a week. During this week, we don't have a housekeeper, so we need to maintain the basic cleanliness of the villa ourselves."
"What?!" Xi Su was the first to wail, "I clean?! Do you think I have this ability?"
Chu Han was stunned for two seconds, "I also cleaned before, why is the workload so heavy..."
"This week, Xiao Yu, the successor of socialism, will tell you what it means to build a harmonious society and build a hygienic home together..." Yu Wen spread his hands, and a strange expression of holiness and ferocity appeared on his face.
After instilling the chicken soup, he smiled and looked at the two culprits downstairs.
"If you can't learn to turn over a new leaf this week, then you'll have to go out and volunteer on the street... picking up trash."
Xi Su turned his head slowly, and the moment he met his gaze, he was shocked.
Damn, what should I do if my colleague suddenly becomes so scary? Urgent.
Chu Han also shuddered a little, muttering in a low voice: "Is he possessed by the god of hygiene..."
So shabby.
The house is obviously quite clean.
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"Teacher Yu, do you really want to throw away this bowl of spicy hot pot? It looks good..."
Yu Wen: "...Didn't you see that it has grown hair?"
"Why can't clothes be soaked in water for a day? There is oil on my cuffs. Wouldn't it be cleaner the longer I soak them?"
Yu Wen: "The recommended soaking time on the laundry detergent package is 30 minutes. Who allowed you to increase it by 48 times without permission?"
Yu Wen couldn't stand this large garbage dump for a moment. It was not a good time to clean up at this time, but he had to deal with the garbage at home.
He instructed Xi Su and Chu Han to sort the kitchen waste and then transport it out one by one. After sorting out all the garbage, a roll of plastic bags was used.
Then he asked the two to claim their own clothes and put them into the washing machine according to categories.
After washing and drying the clothes, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening.
Chu Han and Xi Su collapsed on the sofa like two salted fish that had no strength to move. But it was obviously not over yet, because Yu Wen brought a small chair and sat in front of them.
Xie Heyu stood behind him, holding a wooden clothesline in his hand, and tapped the ground lightly, and the movement was like a court session.
And Yu Wen, with a stern face and a frown, was the Lord of Justice.
The Lord of Justice said, "Sit up straight!"
Before the fear of being dominated had passed, Chu Han and Xi Su both shuddered and sat up like a conditioned reflex.
Yu Wen pointed at Chu Han and said, "First, don't soak your clothes in water for more than 30 minutes. Second, don't throw your clothes around. Put the clothes you want to wash in the dirty laundry basket and hang the clothes you don't want to wash up. Third, don't go into the kitchen and don't try to improve your cooking skills."
The reason why the kitchen turned into an explosion scene was that Chu Han suddenly had the urge to pair his snail noodles with a fried egg.
Chu Han couldn't understand, "Didn't you say that labor is the most honorable? How can I work if I don't go into the kitchen?"
Yu Wen was silent, "Teacher Chu, do you know that you have a special physique?"
Chu Han: "Ah?"
Yu Wen: "You are born with an explosive body. You can't get close to any place with open flames, otherwise it will cause an explosion. Although you have an excellent talent in cooking, for your personal safety, I still don't recommend you to go into the kitchen again."
Xi Su: "..."
Xie Heyu: "..."
Chu Han was stunned. He frowned and thought for a long time before saying: "How do you know I am this, what explosive body?"
Yu Wen said mysteriously: "I have had good eyesight since I was a child. I can see some masters hidden among the people. I have verified your explosive body two or three times, and I officially confirmed it today. I can't be wrong."
"...Okay." Chu Han hesitated for a while, then accepted this statement, and said with regret: "I really like to go into the kitchen. Every time I feel that I am making progress. I should be able to make that fried egg today."
Xi Su looked at him with a look of mental retardation, and said in shock: "If we are not friends, you also-"
You also believe this? !
"Shut up!" Yu Wen shouted crisply.
He was not so polite to Xi Su, "Throw away the takeaway box after eating, and keep it for a day at most; don't eat things with hair; don't put rotten fruits back into the refrigerator, and they won't come back to life; put used things back in place; don't put unfinished potato chips on the coffee table, either seal it up or throw it away; don't let potato chip fragments fall on the ground, bring me a trash can to catch them when you eat..."
Xi Su was overwhelmed by the long speech.
He felt like the Monkey King being chanted, with a splitting headache. He quickly sought help from outside the venue, "Teacher Xie, Teacher Xie... Did you hear what he said? Is this human language? We are all from the same company... Please save me!"
Yu Wen: "Ha, you still dare to cry foul?" He turned his head and looked at Xie Heyu, "Teacher Xie! Tell me! Who is right?!"
Xie Heyu knocked the ground with the clothesline, "You."
Xi Su: "..."
Yu Wen: "How can you be an artist if you can't even take care of basic personal hygiene?! How can you be the dream of thousands of girls? How to be a human watch rate!
If the company is not good, the company has no income, and the company has no income and will go down! Xi Su looked at him and
nodded
, his eyes
were dark . "Three great and upright bosses——" How can this company form a clique! - Early the next morning, Yu Wen woke up refreshed. Although he wanted to pull the other two out of bed to do a big cleanup, thinking of Chu Han's recent hard work, the kind-hearted Yu decided to let him go and postpone the big cleanup plan for one day. The villa has six floors, two underground and four above ground. Xi Su has the master bedroom on the third floor to himself——Don't ask, because he won the game of rock-paper-scissors with Chu Han before Yu Wen moved in. Yu Wen and Chu Han both live on the second floor. Yu Wen changed into sportswear and was full of energy before jogging downstairs. When he passed by Chu Han's door, he could hear Teacher Chu's snoring through the door, which showed that he was really tired. This was also the main reason why Yu Wen let him go. The gym is on the basement floor. Chu Han and Xi Su didn't come here. The place is still as clean and bright as when the aunt left. Yu Wen walked to the treadmill, confidently selected the slope, and clicked to start. After fifteen minutes, he felt a little overwhelmed and pressed pause. One of the basic skills of recitation is lung capacity, and the effective way to improve lung capacity is aerobic exercise, such as slow walking, climbing, swimming... Yu Wen looked at the treadmill for half a minute, and thought optimistically, forget it, let's go swimming. If this way doesn't work, he can try another way! Standing by the swimming pool, Yu Wen fell into deep thought. He... can't swim. Should he hire a swimming coach? It will take some time. What about the amount of exercise today? Yu Wen hesitated for a while, and thought cheerfully, forget it, fifteen minutes is already great. Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to give up! He returned to the living room with a dry towel without any sweat on it. To his surprise, Xi Su had already woken up and was playing with his mobile phone in the living room. As soon as Yu Wen entered the room, Xi Su pressed the screen of his mobile phone with a guilty conscience. "You, you went out?..." He greeted him dryly. Yu Wen: "Well, did you have breakfast? I'm going out to eat, how about I bring you some?" "No need." Xi Su was still thinking about the revenge that he had squeezed him out last night. After a brief moment of guilt, he returned to his sour face and said coldly: "I'm not used to having breakfast." Tsk . If you don't want to eat, then don't eat. Yu Wen pouted and went upstairs without any psychological pressure. When he went upstairs, Xi Su finally turned on his mobile phone again. The trailer for Yu Wen's new drama "Xianmen Yiwenlu" was playing on the screen. Three days after the release date, the trailer was released on time at 9 o'clock this morning. Last night, the production team and the platform began to build momentum, and it was on several low-level hot searches. Xi Su was used to sleeping late, so he noticed it inadvertently. He had just been "exploited" by Yu Wen. Staring at the hot search, he became malicious and decided to be Yu Wen's black fan for a day. He was determined to use a magnifying glass to observe and criticize Yu Wen from his acting skills to his emotions, from his lines to his state... everything was useless! Hahaha! Yu Wen! Bear my violent revenge!
Xi Su looked back and confirmed that there was no one around. With a determined smile on his face, he clicked on the video, which was less than three minutes long.
The first trailer was a happy version.
The perspective is based on the male protagonist Pu Yangxi sneaking into Yunxiao Mountain. The male protagonist played by Jian Heng pretends to be a farmer being chased by a bully, stumbles into the dense forest outside Yunxiao Mountain, and bumps into Chu Zhiyao played by Yu Wen.
The boy stood between the tall branches, bathed in the fragmented sunlight behind him, with a high ponytail and a smile on his lips.
He said, "Who are you?"
The male protagonist was stunned for a moment, and quickly reported his identity.
With a snap of his fingers, a long sword swept out from behind the boy, and he casually made a gesture, and the wind of the sword suddenly cut open the sleeves of each bully.
"Get lost."
The voice was flat, and the sound resounded through the trees.
This was the first shot of Yu Wen in the trailer.
Afterwards, the hero successfully gained the trust of everyone by virtue of his tragic life experience, but he was repeatedly frustrated in the process of finding out information, and his martial arts skills were completely lost.
The second shot of Yu Wen was a wink.
"You can go to all places in the huge Yunxiao Mountain, but there is only one place you can't go." The background was a dining hall, and Chu Zhiyao said mysteriously, which naturally attracted the attention of the hero.
Under Pu Yangxi's constant questioning, he laughed and winked cunningly, "It's the peach forest of the senior sister!"
The youth's spirit was fully revealed, as beautiful as white jade, and smart and wanton.
In the trailer, Yu Wen only has these two shots, but his presence is already strong enough in these two shots.