Chapter 43

Yu Wen didn’t have the guts to teach his hot-tempered teachers a lesson. He closed his eyes to the group messages that were chatting enthusiastically, pretending that these house-wreckers didn’t exist.

Then he went online and opened Ju Chao, thinking that Ju Chao should support the official pairing. After watching for a while, Ju Chao was hyping up the friendship aspect.

Hmm.

Our Xiyue is a super good official pairing.

What are you cooking when you put such delicious rice aside!

That night, Yu Wen fell asleep with hatred. He swore that when he became rich in the future, he would arrest all those who didn’t support the official pairing and put them in jail!

This is a crime!

A heinous crime!

"Xianmen Anecdotes" premiered four episodes, and was updated for seven consecutive days, just up to the tenth episode. It will be suspended on weekends, and the eleventh episode will be updated tonight.

Although the audience has complaints about such an update speed, "Xianmen" has a total of only 24 episodes. In order to maintain exposure, it can only be updated slowly.

Fortunately, although only one episode is updated a day, each episode is one hour long, and the content is solid. When the audience has nothing to watch, they can still rewatch the details and savor them.

The focus of today's plot is Chu Zhiyao. From this episode, the plot begins to analyze, fill in, and unfold the past of each character in more depth. This is the charm of group portraits.

[——The weather is very good today.

Chu Zhiyao patrolled the dense forest as usual and wrote this sentence beautifully in the record book.

He returned to the mountain gate and met the second senior brother on the way. The second senior brother was weaving a new fence for the chicken coop, with his sleeves rolled up and a grim expression.

Second Senior Brother is the most reliable person in Yunxiao Mountain. He knows everything. He is good at raising chickens, ducks and fish. He can also make some tables, chairs and benches when he is free. He can resist the demons outside and stabilize the mountain gate inside. He is as steady as a mother.

Chu Zhiyao was very close to him today and couldn't help but approach him, "Second Senior Brother~"

"Get lost.

" "..."

Chu Zhiyao didn't dare to say anything else and handed him the record book - Second Senior Brother is very careful and almost all the documents of Yunxiao Mountain are kept by him.

After taking the record book, Second Senior Brother didn't look at him much.

Chu Zhiyao looked eagerly, "Brother, don't you check it?"

If he checked, he would find that the record he wrote today was "The weather is good". If the second brother asked him why he thought the weather was good, he would tell the second brother that today was his birthday!

"If you have nothing to do, go and practice."

The second brother said sternly.

Huh.

Back in the yard, the fourth brother was cooking in the kitchen. Chu Zhiyao walked in with a brisk pace.

"Fourth brother, what are we having for dinner today?" He leaned on the edge of the stove, his eyes rolling around, and asked meaningfully.

The fourth senior brother was a handsome man eight feet tall, very romantic and suave, but no one in Yunxiao Mountain had a talent for cooking, so the fourth senior brother had to pick up the spatula with the hand that held the fan, and he had been doing this for many years, and he had always been quite dissatisfied with this.

He glanced at Xiaoliu lightly, took a pair of chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat from the pot, blew on it and passed it to Chu Zhiyao's mouth, "Come on, eat it."

... Chu Zhiyao opened his mouth in confusion.

After eating, the fourth senior brother waved his hand to send him away, asking him to go somewhere else to play.

"Senior brother." Chu Zhiyao stammered, "I don't want to eat rice today, I want to eat..."

Fourth senior brother: "What?"

"... Noodles."

He wanted to eat longevity noodles.

The fourth senior brother took out the dishes from the pot and said perfunctorily: "The rice is steamed, we'll talk about it next time... Bring the bowl over here, let's save one for Jiang Qiuyue, so that she won't steal the second brother's chicken again at night."

Chu Zhiyao did as he was told and walked out of the kitchen. He was immediately deflated and listless.

The third senior sister passed by the back kitchen door, his eyes lit up, and he raised his head high, just about to greet her.

"What a broken sword! My newly dyed nail polish has been scratched... I won't practice anymore, whoever wants to practice can practice!" The third senior sister came over with a curse, and passed by him, her face still fierce, "What? The second brother assigned me another task?!"

Chu Zhiyao shook his head quickly, not daring to say anything more. Today

is Xiao Jinli's birthday, but it is also an eventful day.

A natural disaster struck a village about 20 miles from the mountain gate. The second senior brother brought the fourth and fifth brothers down the mountain to help. Just after noon, the defense formation located on the north side of the mountain gate was triggered. The third senior sister was worried about where to vent her anger, so she snatched Chu Zhiyao's sword with a sneer and went to fight. Puyangxi was trying to get in touch with his left and right protectors, but he found an excuse and disappeared.

Xiao Jinli sat on the edge of the stone cliff at the back mountain, looking at the scenery in the distance, and sighed melancholy.

Today he was the only one left to guard the mountain gate.

The audience was worried about the first half, fearing that everyone had really forgotten Xiao Jinlui's birthday. But as soon as night fell, Jiang Qiuyue, who was out at night and in the morning, stood behind him with a cold face and handed him a plump peach.

["Longevity peach." Jiang Qiuyue introduced it.

Chu Zhiyao: "..."

After giving the longevity peach, Jiang Qiuyue gently raised her hand and motioned him to follow.

When they arrived in front of the chicken coop, Jiang Qiuyue stared at the plump and fat old hens and asked him to pick one.

Chu Zhiyao was worried, "Second Senior Brother said that the chickens for this month have been eaten up, and they can't be killed anymore..."

Jiang Qiuyue: "They are not for us to eat."

Chu Zhiyao: "That is--"

Jiang Qiuyue: "It is a ghost."]

The second brother was not in the mountain, and the eldest and the sixth brother did evil things. They not only stewed an old hen, but also roasted a goose.

[The starry sky in the mountains is always beautiful, and it is even more beautiful tonight. Chu Zhiyao drank the hot, fragrant and delicious chicken soup while admiring the dazzling sky.

Jiang Qiuyue asked him how he celebrated his birthday before.

These disciples were picked up by Liu Zhenzi outside in the early years. Most of them are orphans, and some have never even seen their parents. Chu Zhiyao still remembers his birthday, but he was too young at the time and didn't remember many things.

"I don't remember."

Jiang Qiuyue didn't ask any more questions. After eating and drinking, they returned to the peach forest.

Chu Zhiyao sat on the edge of the cliff, watching the night view and drinking chicken soup.

The third sister came and was particularly shocked to see the chicken soup in his hand, "Did you steal the second brother's chicken?"

Chu Zhiyao sold Jiang Qiuyue, "No, the eldest sister stewed it, and left a bowl for me to drink."

"...She's finished." The third sister shook her head and stuffed a jade pendant into his arms, saying, "Happy birthday, I got it from those idiots who broke in, Jinli, it suits you, keep it and don't lose it."

After saying that, she hurried away again, obviously this fight was not over yet.

Chu Zhiyao patted his chest, thankful that he reacted quickly.

After a while, Puyangxi emerged from the bushes, looking very nervous. "Ahem, Sixth Senior Brother, I almost forgot... Happy birthday to you, may you have this day every year... Ahem."

Chu Zhiyao was very moved, but he felt as if he had just been chased by someone and was wearing a nightgown.

The clear and bright voice of the Third Senior Sister came from the north: "Damn! Where did the thief in the nightgown run to?!"

Chu Zhiyao: "..."

Puyangxi: "..."

Chu Zhiyao was silent for a long time, and said carefully: "You wore a nightgown, did you go to steal something? This is not good."

Puyangxi had to admit it with tears in his eyes, and vowed that he would never do such sneaky things again.

A little later, the second senior brother came back with the fourth and fifth brothers. The second senior brother saw the half bowl of chicken soup that he hadn't finished, and a cold light flashed in his eyes, "Where did it come from?"

Chu Zhiyao thought without thinking: "The eldest senior sister said that it was stolen by a ghost."

The second senior brother stuffed a few candied fruits brought from the mountain into his arms, and hurriedly said happy birthday to him. He turned around with a distorted face and roared: "Jiang Qiuyue, you are dead!"

The fourth senior brother stretched his lazy waist and said that it was still early, so he went to the kitchen to make him a bowl of longevity noodles and asked him if he wanted an egg.

Chu Zhiyao said yes.

There were sounds of fighting in the mountains. Chu Zhiyao had good hearing and heard at least three clinking sounds of weapons. He took a bite of the sweet and crisp red peach and stuffed a piece of candied fruit into his mouth. He thought with a sigh:

Today is another chaotic day in Yunxiao Mountain.

The sky was full of twinkling stars and a meteor streaked across. Chu Zhiyao watched for a long time and forgot to make a wish.

When he came to his senses, he remembered another thing.

He remembered how he had celebrated his birthday in the past.

It was a long time ago. There was a period of time when people in the village were not getting enough to eat. My parents enshrined a Buddha statue at home. Every morning, they had to worship it. On his birthday, they would pull him to kneel in front of the Buddha statue, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him with food, clothes, good luck, and no illness or disaster.

He would kneel for a long time, and my parents would kneel with him for a long time.

He didn't remember what the Buddha statue looked like. He only remembered that the Bodhisattva had never appeared.

The food was brought back by my father, the salt was earned by my mother from working, and my grandmother took him to the mountains to pick salty tree bark as snacks...

None of these things were given by gods.

Gods never appear.

People in the world only have close relatives. ]

After this episode was updated, there was a lot of wailing on the Internet.

"??? What the hell, isn't this a silly comedy?"

"I give up, it's so funny and tear-jerking."

"How can I face Chu Laoliu's Koi Physique in the future?"

"Don't use the knife of affection to kill me..."

"I never thought that Koi Physique could be perfect in this life!"

"It's even sublimated... I suddenly have a brain..."

"My mom asked me why I was crying, and I said I cried while watching a silly drama (smile)"

Probably because the audience reaction was quite dramatic, the official released a four-minute clip of all the funny moments of Yu Wen.

"You guys are so happy in the crew? Such good stuff is only released now?!"

"I knew that the atmosphere in the comedy crew can't be that bad in private."

"Hold up the official account and shake it, is there any more or is there any more..."

"Modo Modo."

Less than half an hour after the eleventh episode was broadcast, the related terms were on the hot search. Yu Wen was not sure whether it was the crew's promotion, but there were many people under the hot search, and the discussion was quite heated.

After being caught off guard at the beginning, most of the audience accepted today's plot well, and even praised it.

"I thought it was an ordinary silly drama, but the last line really hit me."

"'The gods never show up, and people only have close relatives', oh my god, what a powerful line."

"I declare that it has gone from being the most boring drama of the year to my top 1 of the year."

"Oh my god, the first part of this episode was really funny, and every beating that Lao Liu got was for nothing hhh"

"My stupid husband, I thought he was just innocent, but he is so reckless, and the senior sister is also a loser, doesn't she want to live?" "

Halfway through the show, I was really worried that little Koi would be forgotten by everyone, but later on, when I saw everyone feeding little Koi while making a fuss, I felt completely soft-hearted."

"So cute, so cute, such a cute stupid husband, such a cute Yunxiao Mountain."

Yu Wen was scrolling through the trending searches, and suddenly a new Weibo post by the heroine Zhu Xinyi appeared.

Jiang Qiuyue: [How did Lao Er know that I stole the chicken? folded arms and thinking.jpg]

The emoticon that followed was a Q-version character hand-drawn by the fans, which was particularly cute.

The main actors all followed each other, and everyone was paying attention to the feedback on the new plot. Less than ten minutes after this Weibo was posted, the comments of the main actors had already occupied the front row.

Pu Yangxi: [It’s not me, I was stealing things. Integrity.jpg]

Third Senior Sister: [It’s not me, I was catching a thief. Sprinting.jpg]

Fourth Senior Brother: [It’s not me, I was cooking longevity noodles for Xiao Liu. Lying Egg.jpg]

Fifth Senior Brother: [It’s not me, I was...pretending that I didn’t exist. Honest.jpg]

Second Senior Brother: [Angry, angry, angry.jpg You should reflect on what you have done! ]

Yu Wen went over and took a step forward to join in the excitement.

Chu Zhiyao: [It's not me. I'm drinking chicken soup. Resting my chin on my hand.jpg]

At first, no one noticed what was wrong with his words in the comment section, and netizens were all laughing. After a while, netizens who reacted came to their senses and wandered under his comment.

"Won't Senior Sister see this?! It will be bad if she remembers that you are the only one who knows about it!"

"Calling Jinli, calling Jinli! Withdraw! Withdraw quickly!"

"Balala Energy - Netizen Amnesia Spell!"

"Hold on, hold on! Senior Sister is here to kill you, and you're still drinking!"

"It turns out to be my stupid husband... It doesn't matter, let your wife protect you!"

"Senior Sister, if you want to kill, kill me, don't kill my Jinli baby!"

Yu Wen was stunned for a moment, then he understood what they were worried about, and fell on the bed with joy.

He posted another message.

Chu Zhiyao: [Kinli possessed. 【Prayer.jpg】

After interacting with netizens, Yu Wen changed his clothes and went downstairs for a night run.

The doctor did not recommend him to do anaerobic exercise, but proper aerobic exercise is good for the body. Yu Wen thought that it was definitely not his fault that he only lasted fifteen minutes on the treadmill last time. Either the treadmill was not suitable for him, or the indoor feng shui was not right. In short, the problem could not be with him.

So this time, he deliberately changed the venue and time, determined to conquer the sport of jogging.

He went downstairs full of energy. Chu Han and Xi Su were not in the living room. They were staying in their rooms, not knowing what to do.

The new aunts hired by the boss have arrived, two in total. The villa has recently become clean and tidy, spotless, and Yu Wen feels comfortable every time he sees it.

He stepped out of the house comfortably, and his back disappeared into the vast night.

The green plants in the villa area are very well built. There is a small park about 100 meters outside the door, and there is also an artificial lake. In the evening, I ran around the artificial lake twice, and the fresh and cool wind on my cheeks was particularly comfortable.

Yu Wen wore headphones and jogged while enjoying the scenery.

A figure came towards him. The other party was also dressed for night running. It was not clear from a distance. Yu Wen only felt that the brightness of the other party's head was amazing. When he got closer, he found that the other party had shaved a refreshing bald head, and the shiny scalp reflected under the street lights.

Although he was bald, this bald man had a regular face and five eyes. I guess he was also a rare handsome man when he was young.

The bald uncle smiled and nodded slightly when he passed by, as a greeting.

So Yu Wen also tilted his eyes and nodded to him.

All the people who live in this community are big shots. Yu Wen thought that the big shots in this community are quite approachable.

After jogging for three laps and sweating a lot, Yu Wen returned to the villa with a sense of accomplishment. He saw Chu Han sitting in the living room, motionless, like a sculpture.

"What is he doing?" Yu Wen asked Xi Su who was restrained beside him.

Although they are rivals, Yu Wen thinks he is a kind person. He will not ignore Chu Han just because he has some tasteless CP.

He has always been a generous person, unlike some tasteless people.

Xi Su turned his head and glanced over. He looked guilty and did not dare to speak.

According to Yu Wen's understanding of Lanmao... he is probably in trouble.

Yu Wen hurriedly walked in front of the two people. He was shocked when he saw them. Chu Han was like a puppet whose soul had been taken away. He sat on the sofa in a daze. His eyes were a little red, as if he had just cried.

Yu Wen used his mouth to signal Xi Su: What did you do?

Xi Su hesitated for a long time, and finally told the truth under Yu Wen's warning eyes: "I, I told him about Chu Zhiyao's ending..."

Yu Wen: "..."

Xi Su planned it this way yesterday, otherwise he would not have deliberately dragged Chu Han to watch the drama. He dragged others to watch the drama for only one purpose - to let others share his pain!

He is such an evil blue-haired guy!

However, I was interrupted by Chu Han's random CP support yesterday. When I thought about it today, I felt a mixture of new and old hatreds. I waited for Teacher Chu to finish watching the latest episode and was very happy about the CP support before telling him the bad news.

Chu Han said nothing at the time and went back to the room silently. When he came out ten minutes later, Xi Su found that he was crying all the way.

Xi Su:?

Huh?

So sincere?

"It's okay, I'm fine." When Yu Wen and Xi Su were exchanging glances, Chu Han suddenly spoke, his voice was flat and his expression was calm.

Yu Wen and Xi Su looked at him at the same time.

Chu Han took a pillow from the sofa and handed it to Yu Wen, asking him to stand up and hold it steady.

Yu Wen did as he was told, confused.

The next second, Chu Han hit his head hard against the pillow like he was hitting a wall!

Then his body tilted and he fell quietly on the sofa.

"..." Xi Su didn't understand what he meant. After a long while, he poked his arm and asked, "Teacher Chu, are you okay..."

"Nothing." The man on the sofa closed his eyes and said calmly, "I'll be buried with my CP."