Chapter 46

Xie Heyu was holding cherries in his arms. Yu Wen suddenly rushed over. He had no choice but to raise one hand and slightly tilt his ear to listen to Yu Wen's complaints.

After listening, he glanced at the living room. His good upbringing made him unable to say anything. After a long silence, he took out two cherries from the carton and put them to Yu Wen's mouth.

"Try it."

The method of diverting attention.

Yu Wen didn't care whether he washed them or not. He opened his mouth subconsciously. After eating, his expression was stunned, and the annoyance froze on his face in a dramatic way. After eating the second one, he licked his lips, "It's delicious."

Hum.

Forgive the whole world.

Xie Heyu's expression relaxed a little, and he seemed to be smiling. He went to the kitchen to wash fruits. Yu Wen's eyes hurt because of the colorful wool on the floor. He didn't want to pay attention to him for the time being, so he walked into the kitchen.

But Xi Su didn't know how to see.

"Teacher Xie! Teacher Xie!" He shouted, "Don't worry about anything else, save us first! Can you see us? I'm here!"

Teacher Xie turned a deaf ear.

Five minutes later, Xie Heyu and Yu Wen each held a bowl of washed cherries and leaned against the kitchen door.

"Save them?" Xie Heyu asked.

"No." Yu Wen was as cold and ruthless as the autumn wind, "Let them float in the sea of ​​suffering for a while."

Xi Su was almost rolled into a ball of wool, rolling on the floor. Chu Han was quite relaxed, covered with wool, and he lowered his head to hook a new ball. It was unknown whether he succeeded or not, but his expression was very serious, just like he was doing scientific research.

After eating a bowl of cherries, Yu Wen was happy, and finally picked up the scissors and cut the two people out of the ball of wool.

The ground was full of wool remnants, and Yu Wen sorted the usable ones together, estimating that it was enough, and it would be no problem to hook a dozen or so.

Xi Su, who had finally escaped, was kicked by Yu Wen to clean the sanitation.

"Teacher Chu, don't waste your energy." Seeing that Chu Han was still a mess after crocheting for a long time, Yu Wen said earnestly: "Don't waste your energy in areas you are not good at. We should use this time to hone our strengths..."

"Ah?" Chu Han said in a daze: "I think I am quite good at it. Look, it is almost formed."

Yu Wen: "..."

"Teacher Xie, look, the shape of the koi has come out."

Xie Heyu took a look at his masterpiece and lowered his head with forbearance and restraint.

"...Okay." Yu Wen stuffed a whole ball of wool into his arms, "You continue, this ball belongs to you, thank you for your hard work."

It is estimated that Chu Han can't finish crocheting a ball of wool in one night with this crochet method.

Let him play with it.

Xi Su cleaned the living room, ate the pancakes Xie Heyu brought, and washed a handful of cherries on his own. After eating the cherries, he turned on the TV.

"Battle Royale" is a satellite variety show, and the update mode is different from "Xianmen Anecdotes". It is broadcast on both channels at 9:30 pm during the prime time, and updated on the network platform on time at 10 o'clock.

If you want to watch the variety show as soon as possible, you have to use the simplest method - wait for the TV.

Yu Wen looked at the advertisement of the satellite TV channel on the LCD screen and asked, "What are you doing?"

Xi Su opened his snacks for watching dramas, leaned on the sofa, and said in a confident tone, "I already know the ending of "Xianmen Anecdotes". Next week will definitely be full of knives. I'm not so stupid as to run into the knives directly. I'll watch the new variety show first to recover my energy."

Yu Wen: "..."

Xi Su: "Why are you looking at me? Are you impressed by my intelligence?"

Yu Wen's expression was indescribable.

After a long time, he turned his head back and continued to work on his handicraft business, thinking to himself: Just don't cry.

Xi Su was quite looking forward to "Battle Royale". Firstly, it was Yu Wen's best resource so far. Secondly, he was really upset by the plot of "Xianmen" recently and urgently needed some other works to divert his attention. He knew Yu Wen's acting skills and felt very involved. When he was involved in other plots, he wouldn't feel so bad watching the finale of "Xianmen" next week.

Xi Su felt that his arrangement was perfect.

The pure music unique to "Battle Royale" sounded, and Chu Han also raised his eyes, crocheting while glancing at the screen.

Yu Wen glanced at the gap between his crocheting and found that Xie Heyu was also watching. His pupils reflected the light of the LCD TV and his profile was particularly focused.

"..." Yu Wen really couldn't help it, and poked Teacher Xie's waist quietly, reminding him kindly: "Don't be too engrossed in it."

Xie Heyu came back to his senses at his little action, and leaned over slightly, lowering his voice so that the other two couldn't hear: "Is it a tragedy?"

Seeing that he didn't care about spoilers, Yu Wen nodded honestly

. "Have you watched "Xianmen"? " Yu Wen whispered.

Xie Heyu nodded.

Yu Wen's eyes suddenly became sympathetic.

"Then I suggest you don't watch this variety show at this time..." Yu Wen waved his hand gently, almost putting his lips close to Xie Heyu's ear, "If you two watch it together, the damage is terrible. And the finale of "Xianmen" next week is all about abuse..."

"What are you two whispering about?" Xi Su suddenly spoke, and Yu Wen shuddered. Lanmao's suspicious eyes swept back and forth between the two of them, "Is there anything we can't listen to?"

"I'm telling Teacher Xie the ending." Yu Wen said, "Do you want to hear it?"

Xi Su: "..."

He didn't say whether he wanted to or not, but just dragged his lazy sofa and sat a little further away in silence.

The TV soon played the first climax. Yu Wen swept the books in the study, unlocked the mechanism on the door lock, and walked out alone.

The program crew did a good job in rendering the atmosphere. The slow empty shots and the cello music that sometimes rose and sometimes fell perfectly pulled the audience into the background of the story, as if they were really in a quiet and empty castle in the Middle Ages, with countless mysteries and stories hidden in the corners waiting to be revealed.

Xi Su was not very interested in the guests' puzzle solving and level-breaking. He watched variety shows just like he watched dramas, and he didn't like to use his brain. Although it was a reasoning variety show, to him, it was no different from watching a drama.

The few short poems just now by the bard were obviously hooks thrown out by the main plot. Xi Su had already read them, staring at the TV screen, guessing the plot involuntarily.

"Cross sword? Is it a hero? Why do you say he can't get out?" He turned around to look at Yu Wen, his clear eyes flashing with doubt, as if he had forgotten the pain after the wound healed.

Yu Wen raised his head from the yarn and glanced at the TV screen. As soon as he opened his mouth, Xi Su remembered the fear of being dominated by spoilers, and waved his hands and gestured to him to stop.

"Stop! Stop! I didn't ask you! Don't say it!"

... Yu Wen obediently zipped his mouth.

In a sense, Xi Su's reaction was the reaction of most of the audience. Yu Wen's ability to withstand stories is strong enough, but now thinking of the story of the brave team, he still feels distressed. He is a little worried whether the audience can withstand such a peerless sword. With Xi Su as a ready-made example in front of him, he decided to observe and see which plots the audience reacts to the most, and cooperate with the program team to comfort them appropriately in the later stage.

Yu Wen shut up. No one in Xi Su discussed the plot. Chu Han didn't like to talk while watching TV. Xie Heyu wasn't the type to discuss things enthusiastically. So he had to open the bullet screen.

There were a lot of topics discussed in the bullet screen, and they were very complicated. In Xi Su's opinion, they were a bit confusing.

"Ahhh, Koi Mom is here!"

"New season, new beginning, new story."

"The costumes and props of Battle Royale are amazing, more detailed than the average drama... All the teachers' Western fantasy style looks are so good."

"Daniel Lee's silver hair is so textured..."

"This season's new resident, Mr. Guawang, has a really good body proportion, with a thin waist and long legs."

"Hahahahahahaha Mr. Guawang! How come

he sounds so polite!" "2g network speed, I don't remember his name... I just remember his nickname, Guawang."

"Mr. Guawang has a nice voice, too, we're so lucky this season."

"What? He doesn't seem to have said a few words..."

"The text messages in the program are all dubbed by the guests in the later stage. If I am not mistaken, he is the hero, and the hero's notes just now were dubbed by him."

"What?! The guest dubbed in the later stage?! Have you always been so well fed in the Battle Royale?!"

"According to my experience, there is not only dubbing, but also extra small theater."

"The program team has done a basic operation, enjoy it."

The TV station live broadcast could not pull the progress bar. Xi Su recalled the hero's notes just now, and only remembered a little bit of the high-spirited ending tone, which was a voice between a teenager and an adult man, clear and bright.

He turned his head and asked Yu Wen: "Did you dub the voice of the Battle Royale yourself?"

Yu Wen sat cross-legged on the sofa, crocheted the wool skillfully, and the little koi in his hand was gradually taking shape.

He didn't say anything, just nodded.

Xi Su imagined his grandmother knitting a sweater while watching TV, and felt that Yu Wen would look kind when he put on a pair of glasses.

Xi Su got goosebumps all over his body, and quickly threw away the ridiculous idea. As a result, he looked to the side - Xie Heyu was wearing a pair of glasses, lowering her head to crochet, very "kind".

... What a damn imagination.

Xi Su closed his eyes, turned around and stared at the TV screen, unwilling to look back.

Not long after he turned around, the sofa crochet duo began to whisper.

"Teacher Xie, are you nearsighted?" Yu Wen stared at Xie Heyu's gold-rimmed glasses, looking at her again and again.

"No, I'm wearing blue light blocking glasses."

When he watched it for the third time, Xie Heyu hooked her index finger on the nose pad of the glasses, bent her knuckles slightly, and slid the glasses down from her nose.

"Here."

The variety show had already been turned to the diary of the great magician.

Li Daniel's voice was very gentle, the kind of gentleness that had settled after time, with a little bit of casualness. Xi Su had been completely absorbed by the plot and didn't even eat the snacks.

The bullet screen was as immersed as he was.

"Wow, it feels like it's a group portrait again... Yay! Long live group portrait!"

"Although the diary of the great wizard is short, I seem to have seen the daily life of the brave team getting to know each other."

"This reminds me of the show next door..."

"Well done, Mr. Gua, you are the number one in the entertainment industry."

"My baby's surname is Yu (makes a faint sound)"

"Okay, Mr. Gua."

"Hahahahahaha, doesn't anyone call him 'Ghost Killer'? This title is so cool, and he gave it to himself!"

"I really laughed to the point of fainting when he used the sword to suck the little yellow bird. That is definitely not a skill! The program crew never gives such a buggy skill!"

"You can tell from his expression at that time, that awkward but polite smile hhhh is definitely an accident."

"The subtitles are even funnier: "The brave man's unique secret skill is developed! It's the clever idea of ​​the program crew~"Hahahahahahahaha"

"Even if the sky falls, the program crew will back it up."

"Program crew: Bring your broken sword when the court opens! Anger.jpg"

The barrage was serious for less than three seconds, and the topic went off the topic again. At this time, everyone didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and were still guessing what would happen next.

Xi Su said to Chu Han: "I don't know if the evil dragon will appear. There are only six guests, and it seems that they don't have many identities. Could it be an NPC..."

Chu Han lowered his head to crochet wool and said nothing.

After a while, he looked up thoughtfully, as if he remembered something.

His memory is better than Xi Su's.

Didn't the brave man's notes that appeared at the beginning say... that the great magician and the elf were dead?

Aren't these people all dead?

Xi Su went to the kitchen to wash some fruit and came back. On the TV, Yu Wen was staring at the dragon-shaped glass carvings on the dome.

There was no background music, just a long stare.

Most of the plots related to the evil dragon have not been unlocked yet. Yu Wen's gaze has attracted many speculations, and the barrage of comments is full of doubts, wondering if he has found new clues.

"Such a long close-up must have a foreshadowing. Teacher Gua has either discovered something, or it is related to the subsequent plot."

"Although I don't know what happened, this part makes me feel something is wrong..." "

The program crew will not put a close-up for no reason... Could it be that the hero and the dragon are a couple?"

"Damn, I laughed my ass off. How can you guess the plot while making a living? You, you CP-brained people..."

"If you don't ship the couple when watching a drama, it's like eating vegetables without adding salt!"

"Let's ship!"

"A guest from the evil team!"

"Okay, okay, I'm shipping everyone else. The world is really ruled by us omnivores!"

Xi Su's taste in shipping couples is not that open yet. He is not interested in the bond between the evil dragon and the hero. He just thinks Yu Wen is pretty handsome here. His expression is misplaced in the light and shadow, and his emotions are hard to tell. The full-body shot shows that he has a straight body, broad shoulders and a small head, and first-class proportions. He is holding a sword in his hand, and looks like a melancholy handsome guy.

Xi Su is very jealous. Even he, who is a singer and dancer, has never had such a classic picture.

He looked back and saw two people on the sofa still crocheting yarn, concentrating on it. The pair of gold-rimmed glasses that looked like reading glasses to Xi Su were on Yu Wen's face. There

were already two or three koi fish piled on the table. While the TV was showing commercials, Xi Su went over to take a look. The two people were knitting quite well, with even strength and neat yarn.

He picked one up and discussed with Yu Wen, "Can I say I knitted this one later?"

Yu Wen: "Why?"

Xi Su: "I'm going to make a new character for myself that's clever and skillful."

Yu Wen: "..."

Chu Han couldn't help but say, "You can't even take care of your hygiene, and you're clever and skillful."

Xi Su brought out a set of twisted logic he learned in his previous company, "The character is mainly fake. If it's true, is it still called a character?"

Yu Wen: "We don't like this at Starlight Media. We are a makeshift team and don't have money to buy marketing for you."

Xi Su thought so too.

He said, "Then can I appear in your live broadcast later? I want to take advantage of your popularity."

Yu Wen was smiled at by his sincerity.

Yu Wen glanced at the "Battle Royale" being updated on TV and had an interesting idea in his mind.

He said, "Why don't we just live stream the variety show? Live stream, watch it with the audience, and give netizens the most authentic reaction."

Xi Su thought this was a good idea and was cheerful.

"Okay."