Chapter 52
"Uncle, it's okay, it's okay, it's just a little water, it's late and no one can see it, it won't cause any trouble."
Just now, Yu Wen accidentally spilled water while washing strawberries, and it spilled on his waist, not a large area.
Uncle not only invited him to eat strawberries, but also packed such a big bag for him. Yu Wen felt embarrassed and wanted to do some work, but Xie Jialin said he was a guest and asked him to sit down. With a shove, the water splashed on him.
Xie Jialin touched his bald head, "Wait a minute, uncle will go upstairs to get you a new dress, my son is taller than you, he should be able to wear it--"
Uncle worked in a hurry, Yu Wen had no time to refuse, Xie Jialin quickly went upstairs, Yu Wen looked at the other's strong back, and could only sigh that uncle was still as skilled as ever.
"What style do you like? There are sporty styles, and... styles that I don't understand."
Xie Jialin stood at the second floor stairs, holding up a few clothes to show Yu Wen.
Yu Wen glanced over, his eyes fixed on the last red sexy dress, his pupils trembling.
"Uncle... I probably can't wear your daughter's dress..." He held it in for a long time, struggling to smooth things over.
Xie Jialin was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "My sister bought this to tease my taciturn son. There are a lot of them in the closet. Come up and choose, he won't wear them anyway." Yu Wen breathed a sigh of relief
, almost thinking he had discovered some hidden hobby.
He had no choice but to go upstairs and stand at the door. Xie Jialin was rummaging in the cloakroom, and the room was decorated at a glance. It was mainly light gray, with soft tones, and looked very well organized.
Yu Wen glanced around randomly, and his remaining eyes swept over the photo ornaments on the bedside table.
He boasted: "Uncle, your son is so handsome, and a little familiar, a little like our teacher Xie, hahahaha..."
...?
No.
It's his teacher Xie.
Yu Wen thought he had seen it wrong.
Xie Jialin was busy looking for clothes and ignored him. Yu Wen hesitated for a long time, but still walked in and picked up the photo on the bedside table.
Xie Heyu in the photo was younger than now, wearing a blue and white school uniform, tall, with an indifferent expression. He liked to put his hands in his pockets just like now. He stood there coldly, and the cool guy's aura came out.
Judging from the school uniform and the background, it seems to be a high school.
After searching for a long time, Xie Jialin finally found a short-sleeved shirt that he could wear from among the pile of weird and unsightly clothes given by his sisters. The color was very vibrant and light yellow. Xie Heyu couldn't wear it, but Yu Wen could.
He walked over with the clothes and saw Yu Wen looking at the photo, so he smiled and said, "My son is a taciturn person. He doesn't have any other advantages, but he has a good-looking face. He will rely on this face to find a partner in the future."
Yu Wen: "He looks..."
Xie Jialin said proudly, "Is he handsome? It's up to him."
"Yeah, handsome." Yu Wen raised the photo to his cheek and smiled awkwardly but politely, "What a coincidence, my agent looks like this too."
Xie Jialin: "......?"
Ten minutes later, the two sat on the sofa and exchanged secret signals.
Xie Jialin: "What's your agent's name?" Yu Wen
: "Xie Heyu."
Xie Jialin: "What a coincidence! My son is also called Xie Heyu."
Yu Wen: "What's the name of your brother who runs an entertainment company?"
Xie Jialin: "Xie Jiamao."
Yu Wen: "What a coincidence! My boss's name is Xie Jiamao!"
The two looked at each other and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yu Wen had already changed into that light yellow short-sleeved shirt, and he moved around when he laughed, like a staggering little leek.
Xie Jialin said, "After chatting for so long, we found out that we are a family. It's my fault. I haven't paid much attention to what's happening outside recently."
While he was talking, Xie Heyu called again. Yu Wen looked at the note on the screen with a frown, "Teacher Xie is coming to pick me up. I'll send him the location now. When he walks in and finds out that it's his home, his expression will definitely be interesting..."
But Xie Jialin said, "Why tell him? Don't tell him. I'll think of something fun later and make a stunning appearance! Scare him to death."
Yu Wen: "Ah? That's not good..." "
Little Xie always has the same expression. Have you ever seen him laugh? Have you ever seen him cry?"
Yu Wen thought to himself, I have actually seen him laugh.
Xie Jialin: "Anyway, I haven't seen it."
Yu Wen: "..."
Xie Jialin: "The last time I cried was fifteen years ago. Things that happened before the age of five don't count."
Yu Wen said with difficulty: "Are you going to scare him to tears..."
"How could I have that ability?" Xie Jialin waved his hands and said, "I just want to test how hard it is to fool him now. Have you ever seen him make that 'you are all idiots' expression? It's very interesting and exciting."
Yu Wen became curious, "How exciting is it?"
Xie Jialin thought for a while, "Every time he makes that expression... a lot of boys will come to ask for his contact information. It is said that there is a lot of... tension."
It has been a long time since then, and Xie Jialin can't remember these comments clearly. He only remembers that when he was not so reserved and would occasionally show his emotions, he was especially popular with boys. They said it was some kind of tension and it was very exciting.
Yu Wen thought about it carefully, but he didn't understand. However, he was a little eager to make a move, wondering if the uncle's "flash appearance" could make Xie Heyu's calm expression crack...
-When
Xie Heyu made the third call, Yu Wen ran out from the park path, wearing a light yellow short-sleeved shirt, which was bright and vivid in the night.
"Teacher Xie!" he shouted lively.
The moment he saw him, Xie Heyu was slightly relieved. He looked him up and down inconspicuously, and paused slightly on the T-shirt he had taken off.
"...Did you change clothes?"
"Oh, this one, the clothes were wet, so the uncle gave me a new one. It's his son's, how is it? Is it a little big?" Yu Wen turned around in front of him, a little nervous.
The uncle said that Teacher Xie didn't remember these clothes, so he probably couldn't recognize them...
Xie Heyu took the bag of strawberries from him and pretended to be calm, "Why did the clothes get wet for no reason?"
"It got wet by accident..." Yu Wen walked beside him, secretly glancing at his profile with his peripheral vision. He probably thought this was particularly funny, and the corners of his lips never fell. He smiled and said, "The uncle has a son who is about your age. Well, I saw his photo and he is as handsome as you. The uncle said he would introduce me to him."
Xie Heyu said nothing.
He understood, he understood completely. He
was not here to cheat money, but to cheat feelings!
This dishonest uncle was deliberately trying to find a partner for his son!
Dishonest! The whole family is dishonest!
"Oh, is that so." Xie Heyu said calmly, "Which building does he live in? We'll visit him some other day and bring some fruits as a courtesy."
Yu Wen almost couldn't help laughing, but when he remembered what his uncle said about "making a great appearance", he had to swallow back the words that were about to come out, "Well... let's talk about it later, his son hasn't been home these few days."
Yu Wen mentioned "his son" so often that Xie Heyu felt something was wrong, and the hand holding the bag of strawberries tightened involuntarily.
"Have you met his son?"
Yu Wen glanced at him subconsciously and said hesitantly, "Yes."
He has met him many times.
Xie Heyu's breathing stagnated.
He has already met him.
Who would believe that this wasn't a long-planned plan? !
Don't let him catch them!
If he catches them, this father and son will definitely suffer!
The night breeze was cool, and cicadas were chirping in the grass. Xie Heyu was walking a little fast. Yu Wen jogged for two steps and grabbed the corner of his clothes.
"Teacher Xie, if I deliberately hid something from you, and it was a bit mean, would you be angry?" he asked tentatively.
Feeling the pull on the hem of his clothes, Xie Heyu slowed down his pace.
"Huh?" He pulled himself out of his thoughts and turned back in confusion, "What's the matter?"
"...Nothing." Yu Wen muttered, "How can I tell you now? You'll know when I succeed..."
Then Yu Wen stopped talking, humming a song happily, shaking his hand that was holding the hem of his clothes.
But it was difficult for Xie Heyu to be happy because he captured two key words: wait for me and succeed.
Success in what?
What kind of big deal is it that requires our teacher Xiao Yu to go to so much trouble to plan?
Could it be... a confession or something...?
Xie Heyu closed his eyes.
A few days ago, he and Teacher Xiao Yu were still complaining about Xi Su's unruly behavior, but now, he has deeply experienced Xi Su's collapse at that time.
He now just wants to go back and borrow Teacher Xi Su's cannon...
Fire! Blow them to death!
-That
night, Xie Heyu tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
The next morning, he got up with dark circles under his eyes and saw the remaining strawberries in the kitchen.
He immediately thought of the improper father and son!
Xie Heyu put the glass down heavily, and the bottom collided with the countertop, and the crisp sound echoed in the kitchen.
Teacher Yu was fooled by a few strawberries, which shows that the company's usual benefits are still too few... There is a saying that only boys who are well-off will not be fooled by a man with a piece of candy...
It's just strawberries! Who doesn't have them!
An hour later, Xie Jialin went downstairs to have breakfast. When he opened the refrigerator, he found that all the strawberries he had just opened yesterday were gone.
This was the third time, and he knew who did it with his knees.
"Xie Heyu! My strawberries! I'm going to beat you to death, you unfilial thing!"
Teacher Xie knocked on the door early in the morning carrying half a box of strawberries, and Yu Wen was a little surprised.
He was brushing his teeth, with foam in his mouth and messy hair, and he said indistinctly: "Teacher Xie, good morning..."
Xie Heyu glanced at him and reached out to rub his head twice. Yu Wen thought he was fixing his hairstyle, so he stood there obediently and let him knead it.
When Xie Heyu entered the kitchen, Yu Wen went into the bathroom and saw that it was still a mess.
Never mind, maybe Teacher Xie is not good at fixing hair.
When he came out of the bathroom, Xie Heyu had already made two yogurt bowls, one of which was covered with a layer of cute strawberry tips.
"Wow, Teacher Xie, did you cut it open?" Yu Wen looked over and saw that the strawberry butts were in the other bowl.
"Whose bowl is this?"
Xie Heyu scooped a spoonful, "Mine."
Yu Wen was moved and said, "Teacher Xie, you are a good man."
Although he was not so hypocritical, who would eat strawberry butts when you can eat strawberry tips?
Teacher Xie is the only one in the world who will help him eat things he doesn't like! Such an agent is hard to find even with a lantern!
Xie Heyu wanted to make two more bowls, but Yu Wen stopped him, "Chu Han has work in the morning and has already gone out. He slept until noon and won't have breakfast."
Xie Heyu nodded.
The two of them each held a yogurt bowl, sat on the sofa, and watched the morning news. Yu Wen asked him if he had any work arrangements for coming so early.
Xie Heyu was silent for several minutes.
Finally, he came up with a perfect excuse: "Tonight is the finale of "Xianmen". I will wait with you and monitor public opinion by the way."
Yu Wen: "..."
First of all, the show will be updated in the evening, and it is eight o'clock in the morning now.
Secondly...does he have to watch public opinion? What if it is too cruel and he gets scolded?
In order to appear more credible, Xie Heyu added, "Xi Su and Chu Han also want to watch it, Xie Jiamao said so."
Well, it's a company event.
Yu Wen had to swallow his words.
"What?! I want to watch the finale of "Xianmen"?! Why? I know the ending, why do you have to let me watch it?!" At noon, Xi Su got up and heard the bad news, and burst into a violent protest, "I won't watch it! Even if I die today, I won't even watch it!" What
a joke, knowing that it is a huge tragedy, who wants to make trouble for himself!
Xie Heyu said: "Xie Jiamao means that he hopes you can give a review of about 1,000 words to facilitate Teacher Xiaoyu's review. After all, it is Teacher Xiaoyu's debut work, and there is a lot of room for review."
Xi Su: "I want to quit the circle--"
Xie Heyu: "There is a bonus."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Xi Su asked how much the bonus was, and Xie Heyu gestured a number.
Xi Su smiled evilly.
"I can write 8,000 words." He made the number eight and said confidently, "Can the prize money be increased eightfold?"
"What?! You want me to watch the finale of "Xianmen"?! On what basis? My CP is broken, I'm sick!" In the afternoon, Chu Han returned home and was shocked to hear the bad news. He refused to obey, "I won't watch it! As long as I don't watch the finale, my CP will still live happily in Yunxiao Mountain!"
Xie Heyu: "I asked the director, there will be some sweets for you and your CP in the last episode."
Chu Han: "Even if there are sweets, I'll..."
Xie Heyu: "A lot."
Chu Han: "..."
After a long while, he said calmly: "If there is a piece of sweets in the glass shards, tonight will be worth it. It's just a broken one, I'll watch it."
After successfully calming down Chu Han and Xi Su, Xie Heyu glanced at Yu Wen beside him and was slightly relieved to see that he had no intention of going out for a night run.
Unknown to him, Yu Wen was chatting with Xie Jialin on his phone.
Xie Jialin: [Yu Bao, Yu Bao, call Yu Bao.]
Yu Wen: [Yu Bao received, Uncle San, please speak.]
Xie Jialin: [Have I been exposed?]
Yu Wen: [Uncle San, rest assured, I am a professional. After many attempts, Teacher Xie was in a good mood and had no suspicion. The initial operation was successful!]
Xie Jialin: [Comrade, you have worked hard! Next, let's hand it over to Old Xie! Let's see Old Xie's shining debut!]
Yu Wen: [Applause.jpg]
"Who are you chatting with?" Xie Heyu's voice suddenly fell into his ears. Yu Wen was startled and quickly sat further away, blackened the screen of his phone, and pressed it under the soft pillow.
"Group, group chat." Perhaps because of his guilty conscience, he stuttered for no reason.
"Yeah."
Fortunately, Xie Heyu didn't suspect anything, but just nodded lightly, indicating him to watch TV, "The opening credits are almost over."
The TV was projecting a screen. Xi Su and Chu Han sat upright, each with a box of tissues in front of them. They were obviously ready to cry bitterly.
After Xie Heyu looked away, Yu Wen took out his mobile phone from under the soft pillow.
He patted his chest and thought that it was fortunate that he dodged quickly.
He didn't know that Xie Heyu had already caught a glimpse of the note in the dialogue box just now.
Uncle.
Haha.
You dare to send a message to his teacher Xiao Yu, it seems that you are still greedy. Do you think
Teacher Xiao Yu has no guardian? !
Sooner or later, you will be found out!