Chapter 59
After the people left, Yu Wen poked his head out of Xie Heyu's arms and breathed a sigh of relief.
The security of this hot spring hotel is strict, and reservations must be made in advance. People who come here are of some status. Although they will watch the excitement, they are not so curious about celebrities.
Yu Wen took off his sunglasses, sat down with Xie Heyu to eat, and briefly explained the whole story.
Xie Heyu had already removed her makeup and changed into casual clothes. He was moved for a moment when he heard the words. With his upbringing, he couldn't help but say: "This kind of scum..."
Yu Wen said: "Yeah! We all call him dead Zhuang! Contains good wishes for him!"
This time he was somewhat fortunate for his gossipy constitution. If he hadn't happened to see it, I don't know how long it would take for him to break out.
"However," Xie Heyu said, "He is the male lead of Moon Harbor, so the start time of filming will be delayed."
Yu Wen said, "It's better than taking it off the shelves after filming. It's just hard for Director Miao, and he has to choose a new actor."
He was eating while sending messages to Yi Ming. After asking, he found out that the incident just now was that Detective Xiao Ming sent the photos taken in the bushes a few days ago directly to the woman after realizing that the two parties were unaware of each other. The sister was a hot-tempered person. She exploded when she saw the photos and questioned the actor Zhuang, but he couldn't explain it. Just
now, the two broke up! Yi Yu combination won the first battle! Great news! Announce to the world!
While Yu Wen was happy about his performance, Gao Kaiyu was worrying about the monitor.
I didn't feel it when recording... Why do I feel more and more like a couple in the finished product?
The one-minute short film can't capture much of the plot. Xie Heyu has no lines from beginning to end, and only relies on his back to perform. The focus of the camera is always on Yu Wen.
At the beginning, the anthropomorphic evil dragon came out of the water, with rotten vegetable leaves on his head. He said nothing, his fists hanging at his sides were clenched tightly, and every pore showed grievance. The brave man laughed at the sight, and while laughing, he carefully took off the dirt on his body.
"The people of the royal capital like to be clean. It's not that I don't like you, hahahaha..."
The smile was wanton and hearty, clean and pure. Yu Wen was obviously in the state.
Then the dragon hugged the hero's waist, and the beast, which had restrained its sharpness, rubbed its head against his waist, full of dependence and intimacy.
The hero held up the brush and chatted with it.
"Well... if you don't like the capital, then let's go to travel around the countries together!"
This is where the problem lies.
The dragon reacted strongly to traveling together. Upon hearing this, it let go of the hero, tilted its head slowly, and expressed a bit of slow joy.
Then Yu Wen's eyes changed, as if he was hit by a cute thing, and his eyes suddenly became soft.
This look only appeared for a very brief moment, and then Yu Wen adjusted himself. But precisely because it lasted only for a moment, its presence was particularly strong, and...
the more you savor it, the sweeter it gets.
No, no, it's one thing for netizens to be crazy about it, but if it's too much, there will be a lack of space, and it will be hard to be crazy about it. There's a saying... Officials who sell homosexuality will not die well.
Gao Kaiyu scratched his ears and cheeks at the monitor, feeling that he had encountered the biggest challenge since he started his career.
He is good at editing emotionless eye contact into ambiguity, but this kind of unclear eye contact... how to edit it into socialist brotherhood?
The assistant patted him on the shoulder and said sympathetically: "Boss, come on."
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Gao Kaiyu plans to shoot three short films, one of which is a bathing scene, and another is a farewell at the city gate. Only the last one is not in the variety show.
On the grass and hillside, the anthropomorphic evil dragon is pulling the grass leaves boredly, looking into the distance.
It is waiting for someone to come back.
The stars are turning, rising in the morning and setting in the evening, the sun is bright and dim, dim and bright, and it is still sitting here, pulling the grass leaves boredly.
Until one day, the sunset falls to the horizon, and someone holding a long sword walks slowly in this direction.
The man is facing the light, and his figure is not clear at first, but the evil dragon seems to smell something and slowly raises his head.
"Hey! Dragon!"
The wounded brave man raised his hand to greet it with a brilliant smile.
The video freezes here.
They said goodbye, and they met again. This is the greatest happiness that Starlight Media gives to netizens.
After the filming, Xie Heyu took off the half-face mask, and his hair was soaked with sweat.
It was a hot day, and he was dressed very conservatively. In order to fit the setting of the evil dragon, he wore a scaly shell similar to armor on his upper body.
Yu Wen, who was wearing scar makeup, handed him a bottle of water. Xie Heyu said thank you for your hard work, and Yu Wen smiled, "You have worked hard. You came here for a cameo without compensation. Does Xie Jiamao really not pay you? I have wanted to say this for a long time. Although you are his nephew, you should at least have some shares..."
Xie Heyu glanced at him, and his eyelashes drooped, covering the guilt in his eyes.
Every time he mentioned the company, Teacher Yu felt sorry for him, so Xie Heyu couldn't say that he had shares at all.
Forget it, I won't say it.
In this matter, he wants to be a liar.
-Yu
Wen only had time to check the news after work in the evening. Yi Ming bombarded him and asked him to look at the hot searches.
The movie emperor had just announced his relationship for two days, and today he announced his breakup. It was the woman who proposed it.
The woman started a war directly on Weibo, listing n crimes of the movie emperor, including eight years of underground love, marketing a single persona to deceive fans, and other major offenses, as well as minor offenses such as picking the door and not washing hands after going to the toilet. Finally, she stated that the previous scandal between her and the movie emperor was hyped by the production team. During this period, the man pursued her for a month. They officially got together two days ago and officially broke up today.
As for the object of the underground relationship for eight years, she did not specify, only saying that it was an amateur, which was considered as protection.
Not long after Yu Wen finished reading the hot searches, he received a call from Yi Ming.
The second master was like a spy, "Cat, cat, I'm Fox."
Yu Wen: "... When did you decide on the code name?"
Yi Ming said: "Just decided, I forgot to ask you."
OK.
Yu Wen: "Fox Fox, Cat got it."
Yi Ming said: "Come to my house now, I've sent you the address, move secretly and quickly."
Yu Wen was shocked, "Master, this is not good, what if we are secretly photographed..."
Yi Ming: "Don't worry, I have a good plan."
It was already dark, but not too late. They were from the same city. Although he didn't know what Yi Ming was going to do, Yu Wen was ready to go.
Xie Heyu noticed his movements and asked, "Where are you going?"
Yu Wen looked at him and thought that if he was secretly photographed later, he would have an agent by his side to explain, so he said, "Teacher Xie, do you have anything to do? Accompany me to go somewhere."
Xie Heyu was of course fine.
So the two drove all the way to Yi Ming's apartment.
As soon as the door opened, Xie Heyu slowly raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu Wen, "You went out so late at night to come to her place..."
Yu Wen felt that he had misunderstood, and hurriedly said, "No, no, my master and I have a pure master-disciple relationship. She called me and was worried about something, so I came..."
"What are you two hesitating about?" Yi Ming saw that they were not moving at the door, and came out to urge them, saying, "There is indeed something, Xiao Yu, we may have to start a live broadcast."
Yu Wen: "Ah?"
A young and handsome boy came out, holding a glass of water in his hand, looking at them a little stiffly.
As soon as he saw him, Yu Wen was even more confused.
Of course he recognized this man. He was the male fan who handed him a gift at the school gate on the day of the Battle Royal recording, and he was also the other party involved in the actor's cheating.
Yu Wen: "What is this play today?"
Yi Ming turned around and brushed her hair with righteous indignation.
"Play for justice!"
-The
boy was not a fan at first, but a classmate of the actor.
It is not accurate to say that he is a fan, because the two were lovers first and got together after graduating from high school. The actor was not popular in the early days of his career and did not even have support. The boy pretended to be a fan and held up a support sign for him, and gradually became a big fan.
Yi Ming accidentally exposed his identity during the chat, and the boy did not say anything until it became a hot search today. He suddenly took the initiative to contact Yi Ming and asked if there was any way to protect himself and expose the true face of the scumbag.
Yi Ming: "So, this live broadcast of justice will be hosted by us."
After all, they are stars, and they will be popular as soon as they start broadcasting. Amateurs do not show their faces and use their real names, so their credibility is greatly reduced, and the voices of doubt must far exceed those of support.
Yu Wen said solemnly: "Good idea, but I have a question——"
Yi Ming: "Please speak."
Yu Wen: "Do I have to wear this shirt?"
He pinched the hem of the T-shirt, and saw four conspicuous large characters printed on the front of the green T-shirt: Here comes the melon king.
As soon as they entered the door, Yi Ming took out the T-shirt and changed into one herself, also green, with the same pattern, and the words: Get out of the way.
She also found a large size for Xie Heyu. Yu Wen suspected that she had wholesaled this T-shirt, because when she was looking for it, Yu Wen saw a large area of green.
Teacher Xie had been forced to change into it, and leaned against the wall with his arms folded, waiting for instructions.
Yi Ming said, "This dress is to highlight your identity. The gossip king himself broke the news, which is more credible and sincere."
Yu Wen: "But I will be embarrassed..."
Yi Ming said, "Don't be embarrassed."
Yu Wen waited for the next words, but the second master just blinked his eyes and said nothing.
"Come on, let's shout a slogan and fire the first shot of clean atmosphere in the entertainment industry!" Yi Ming stretched out a hand.
"Yi!"
"Yu!"
Then the two of them stared at Xie Heyu, who was also wearing a green T-shirt.
Teacher Xie hesitantly extended his hand, "Thank you..."
"Cross!"
"..."
Yi Ming gave his live broadcast room a very explosive title: [Those years, the movie emperor who liked to open his legs...]
Before the broadcast, Yi Ming told him that this was a very serious live broadcast, involving very serious moral issues. As the host of this live broadcast, he must be serious and must not be careless.
So when Yu Wen saw the title, he just pursed his lips in forbearance, without revealing a trace of smile.
But Yi Ming, who had repeatedly warned him, couldn't help it.
"The title means that he cheated... Yes, I am indeed very talented." Yi Ming glanced at the title of the live broadcast room, and was moved by his own talent. The corners of his mouth gradually became difficult to suppress.
When it came to the point, Yi Ming said, "Today, Xiao Yu and I are here on behalf of the person involved in the 'underground love affair for eight years'. He is sitting opposite me now. If you have any questions, you can ask him. He will explain the whole story clearly. Afterwards, I will post the screenshots and evidence on Weibo. Don't ask too much about the details involving privacy."
The two sat on the sofa and started the live broadcast. The boy sat opposite the coffee table, and Xie Heyu turned on the computer next to him to monitor the public opinion.
The boy had prepared a draft in advance. He did not speak or show up during this process. Yi Ming and Yu Wen were responsible for relaying the questions from netizens. He edited the answers into text, and the two relayed them again. The draft
clearly and fluently explained this love affair. Yi Ming and Yu Wen concealed all the details that might expose him, but he insisted on saying some parts.
"He is a man, yes."
"The defendant took the initiative to contact my client, and after my client turned, he hid the relationship for many years on the grounds that his parents did not accept homosexuality... His grandmother bound his feet, and he bound his head here."
"Why could he tolerate the hype about his lover's relationship... Good question, this should be asked to the defendant who never tells the truth. I won't go into details, please see the screenshot of Xiao Ming's Weibo."
Yu Wen was beside her, sitting upright without saying a word, with a serious expression as if he could announce the verdict of the case at any time.
"Defendant? Oops, I accidentally entered the Internet court."
"This must be the plaintiff's lawyer, and the melon king next to him must be the chief justice of this court."
"Master Qingtang!"
"Judge Xiao Yu! Give the scumbag a hundred red lashes!"
Yi Ming kept the live broadcast a secret from his agent, so there was no recommendation, but the actor was in the spotlight, and the melon-eating netizens rushed over.
"Xiao Yu wife, we meet again in the melon field (rose in mouth)"
"Yo, I knew it. We are eating the leftovers of Teacher Gua."
"(Scratching his ears and cheeks) Xiaoyu baby, promise me that next time you will let your fans eat the melon first. This makes us look stupid."
Someone asked if it was true that the movie emperor did not wash his hands after going to the toilet.
Netizens always pay attention to strange things. Yu Wen repeated this sentence without changing his expression. The boy hesitated and typed on his mobile phone: [Yes. ]
"Yes."
The pop-up screen became lively.
Yi Ming looked at it for a while, pouted his mouth into a duck, and said modestly: "Xiao Yu, you read it."
Xiao Yu took a deep breath.
Serious, serious, this is a serious live broadcast.
"The actor once said on a show that he never licks the bottle cap when drinking yogurt, but he clearly licked it in the variety show in the early years. Did he lick it or not?"
"How far did he go to get the door? Who paid for the room?"
"If he didn't wash his hands after going to the toilet, did he flush the toilet?"
The boy has been with the actor for eight years and knows more about these trivial matters than the girl, and in more detail.
He hesitated for a while, probably because he didn't expect it to go this way, but he had said what he wanted to say, and it didn't hurt to satisfy the gossip of netizens.
Yu Wen took the phone he handed over, glanced at the screen, and couldn't help but put it away. Yi Ming glanced at it with the rest of his eyes, and couldn't hold it. He laughed strangely in front of tens of thousands of netizens in a very unpresentable way.
"He licks, he especially likes to lick bottle caps. The company has created a noble persona for him, but he himself has no aristocratic qualities at all; who pays for a room depends on whose Meituan discount is greater; he never washes his hands after going to the toilet, he says the water is cold in winter and hot in summer, sometimes he doesn't flush the toilet, saying he forgot."
"This melon smells a bit..."
"Go to the dungeon, hurry up."
"What is this? Melon, take a bite, spit; what is this? Melon, take a bite, spit..."
"(Looking around) Is no one laughing? Can I laugh?"
"I have the same expression as Yi Ming, I feel disgusted, but I also want to laugh."
"Anything else? Let me tell you all at once, I don't have any other hobbies, I just have a heavy taste."
"I'll do it! Listen to my command downstairs. I said you can eat this melon only if it's edible! Otherwise, don't blame me for not reminding you if you find it tastes bad!"
"Mr. Dayi!"
Yu Wen relayed the netizen's words. The boy thought for a while and buried his head in typing.
After typing for about half an hour, Yu Wen took the phone and saw a long essay of at least 800 words.
Yi Ming took only one look and couldn't hold it back any longer. She handed the live broadcast room to Yu Wen while crawling away, trying not to laugh. She didn't lean against the wall until she crawled out of the camera, then she laughed silently.
Yu Wen opened his mouth, felt that he was about to laugh, and quickly closed it.
He called Xie Heyu with a trembling voice, "Teacher Xie... Can you read it?"
The barrage was particularly excited, urging him eagerly, and they all wanted to know what content made the knowledgeable melon king show such an expression.
Xie Heyu hesitated for a moment, put on a mask, and fell silent the first time he saw the phone screen.
Under the gaze of thousands of people, he slowly read out one of the messages: "I didn't take a shower for eight days in the summer, and I got prickly heat on my body. I lied to fans that it was an allergy."
"..."
"I said it smelled."
"Xi Su, fire!"
The second message: "I had plastic surgery, but always claimed that I had a natural face. There was a time when my aesthetics was worrying. I wanted to cut myself into a cone, and I always believed that no matter if I had plastic surgery or not, I was the most handsome man in the world."
"...My mind is polluted. Where is the shoe horn? Let me beat him to death."
"First, the man surnamed Zhuang apologizes to me. Secondly, the netizens who asked these questions, you also apologize to me (close your eyes)"
"Let's take a step back. Can't I really shoot him?"
The third one: "I gained weight last winter and lied to my fans that it was due to hormones from taking medicine. In fact, I am very healthy and can eat three bowls of white rice in one meal."
...
The nth one.
Teacher Xie is the god of emotional management.
He read all the way down with clear articulation and a calm expression. Yu Wen next to him was almost pouting, but he still had that calm voice.
Until this one, he finally paused, with some obvious doubts.
"Shit, it stinks."
"..."
"Death penalty! Death penalty!"
"I stink, okay, but the guy with the surname Zhuang stinks, death penalty!"
"It feels like the brother who broke the news has been holding it in for a long time..."
"The direction of the live broadcast room is getting ridiculous. Can netizens and you artists compensate me for some money?"
"What a magical gold, it made me laugh for no reason."
"Has agent Xiao Yu ever quit drugs? He doesn't even laugh."
"Xiao Yu next to him is about to break through the mask of pain."
"Excellent, too wonderful."
"Judge Xiao Yu, give him the death penalty! I really can't stand it..."