Chapter 79
Chu Han dared to ask, but Yu Wen dared not say a word.
He took two bites of the biscuit and looked at Chu Han, wondering what new play this couple was up to. He didn't understand but respected it.
"...... Hmm."
Under the tense gaze of Feng Chengzhou and Chu Han, he was quiet for a long time and uttered a deep word.
"Interesting, things are getting interesting."
"So is it true? What do you mean they are very loving and don't quarrel? It's not made up to fool everyone, right?"
"How can they be together without love? It's just a normal couple's mode of getting along. Everyone doesn't need to pay so much attention to their private lives, but pay more attention to their works." Chu Han forced the topic back.
Yu Wen was still eating biscuits in the back, but his expression became more and more solemn.
He didn't understand what play this was.
Are they going to follow the route of the national couple? Why? Aren’t you afraid that your relationship will collapse someday?
When he sat there, he looked like he had a lot of things on his mind, but couldn’t say them.
Netizens looked up and called him to sit in front. Feng Chengzhou had no choice but to wink at Chu Han.
Feng Chengzhou: Let’s collude.
Chu Han: I see, he’s good at speaking, let him speak.
The two of them have no tacit understanding.
Yu Wen moved his chair and sat between the two of them. He didn’t want to occupy such a prominent position, but Chu Han suddenly seemed to be possessed by a ghost and insisted that he witnessed the budding and blossoming of their love, and asked him to narrate this relationship from a third person’s perspective.
Yu Wen: …Are you going to endorse the netizens? What is the synopsis of “Rise! Movie King”?
The problem is, your published book didn't describe your relationship in detail.
He looked at Chu Han's determined and encouraging expression, speechless. Feng Chengzhou frowned and thought, not understanding what strategy this was. After thinking for a while, he decided to cooperate - Chu Han must have his reasons for doing this.
Then both of them looked at him with encouraging eyes.
"Uh, I, about their relationship..." Under the gazes of the crowd, Yu Wen spoke hesitantly, "They are indeed very loving, um, the kind of official couple who will love each other no matter what..."
"Official couple?"
"You have changed, you used to support the official couple."
"Didn't they say that it was a natural thing for them to be soul mates? There were no obstacles except for their busy schedules? Why did they have to overcome all difficulties?"
"Soul what? Soul mate?"
Yu Wen glanced at this and couldn't control himself for a moment, and read it out in disbelief.
He was really glad that he was just eating cookies and didn't pay attention to the "confession of love" of these two people in the early stage, otherwise his expression management would have been offline long ago.
Chu Han poked his waist.
Yu Wen's waist was twisted by the poking, and his upper body was twisted into a weird posture. He quickly said: "Ah, yes, yes, they are soul mates, there is no grudge, and they often communicate..."
"Chu Han! I saw you poking him!"
"God damn it, our melon king wants to say something, let him say it!"
"The melon king has been tight-lipped all his life, so what's wrong with letting him be a colander!"
Under the pressure of his friends, Yu Wen closed his eyes, made up his mind, and started to make up lies. It was just that he didn't expect that the story written by the public relations department for Chu Han and the two was quite perfect. Yu Wen occasionally didn't pay attention and always missed a few words, and was caught by netizens and constantly questioned.
"Fight? Didn't they say they don't fight?"
"...Not really a fight. Occasionally there is a lack of communication. Chu Han considered Huiteng when signing with the company. He didn't sign because of the communication problem..." "
They just said that they fell in love at first sight, that they have a tacit understanding, and that they can understand each other without communicating."
"Heart, heart--" Yu Wen couldn't help it, turned his head and asked Chu Han through gritted teeth: "You two, have a tacit understanding, and fell in love at first sight--"
Was it love at first sight? I don't even want to talk about you! And you
have a tacit understanding? Without you, I don't know when you can get on the home plate!
Unexpectedly, Chu Han replied to him seriously and innocently: "It's just that we have telepathy. I know what Chengzhou is thinking."
Barrage: "Name one of the food that the other person likes the most."
Feng Chengzhou: "Grapefruit."
Chu Han: "How should I know about this?"
Yu Wen spread his hands, showing an expression of "as expected."
"Yu Wen: I'm too lazy to say."
"Why do these two seem to be in completely different worlds?"
"The prince is going to be emo"
"Wife: Why do I need to know what he likes to eat? President Feng: (shot in the chest)."
"There are very few people in the world who truly have telepathy. There is no need to pursue such a soul mate. When ordinary people fall in love, they still focus on getting along with each other." Yu Wen said seriously. After that, he changed the subject, "Of course it is possible to fall in love at first sight. According to Teacher Chu's personality, it is very likely that he fell in love with President Feng at first sight--"
Feng Chengzhou was emo, and he was overjoyed when he heard this. He came over and asked happily, "We first met on the street. Were you there? Or did Chu Han tell you? He fell in love with me the first time he saw me?" "
No, I'm talking nonsense," Yu Wen said coldly, "You are handsome, and Teacher Chu is superficial. It is very likely that he fell in love with you at first sight."
Feng Chengzhou: "..."
"Yu Wen." Chu Han was really embarrassed by what he said. It was embarrassing to admit that he changed his mind because of Feng Chengzhou's figure. He also recently realized that his love and hate were so superficial. Before, he always thought that he didn't look at the outside, but focused on the heart. Yu Wen pointed out that he was particularly uncomfortable facing Feng Chengzhou.
This guy, on the other hand, kept dragging him out to whip his corpse.
Yu Wen realized it belatedly, remembering that this was a live broadcast, and added: "Although Teacher Chu is superficial, they are now very compatible after in-depth communication. They are at the level of telepathy, um."
"《Yeah》"
"What type of in-depth communication? Chu Han said before that they are in a platonic relationship."
"Ah?"
Yu Wen was calm before, but when he saw this sentence, he really couldn't hold it back.
"Bai, Bai..." He tried to make up his mind, but these five words were ridiculous. The more he said them, the funnier they became. He was so tired of repeating them that his lips burned.
"King of Melons: I heard something very outrageous."
"King of Melons: (Shocked) (Try to digest) (Indigestion) (Laughing)"
"Platonic love." Feng Chengzhou took over the conversation and said seriously: "It is the pursuit of spiritual communication and rational pure love. We are approaching Platonic love. This is the ideal model we pursue."
Chu Han nodded perfunctorily.
The bullet screen teased him, "Platonic love does not involve sex. If you dare to do it, you will be finished. Millions of netizens are watching you."
Chu Han: "Huh???"
It can be heard that he is shocked, moved, unbelievable, and unacceptable.
The ending tone was full of twists and turns, and his expression was about to get out of control.
Yu Wen held his chin up and said, "I don't understand what you are doing... It's not embarrassing, just tell the truth." The comments
echoed one after another.
The sentence "can't do" scared Chu Han, perhaps because he was afraid that he would really be lectured by netizens in the future. He made it public in the hope of being able to have an open relationship. If he can't do it, what's the point of making it public. "What I said before was all a script
. The original intention was to hope that everyone would not pay too much attention to it. Now it seems to have caused the opposite effect." Chu Han said solemnly: "In fact, we are not that affectionate at all. We haven't been together for two years not because we are busy, but because we have no feelings." Feng Chengzhou: "I have feelings. " Chu Han: "I don't. " Feng Chengzhou: "..." Chu Han talked about his perspective for the first time. Even Yu Wen didn't know some of them, and only vaguely guessed some of them. The comments became lively and almost turned into a PPT. Compared to the memoirs of loving couples, people are more interested in these imperfect parts. Feng Chengzhou was also listening to it for the first time. He always thought that the two of them were just having a quarrel and would get back together sooner or later. Who could have thought that it was almost, almost, his wife would stop loving him! Chu Han just wanted to make a simple summary, but Feng Chengzhou was listening on the side. When he heard the differences between the two, he always wanted to get to the bottom of it. After hearing the latter part, President Feng leaned on the table without any image. He looked weak and looked like he was about to break. "Boss: Oooooooo——" "Oh no, this wave is coming for President Feng." "President Feng looks alive, but he's actually been dead for a while." "CP fans went to the rooftop and found President Feng standing in the center." Yu Wen returned to the MC's position at the back. He was so hungry that he asked the hotel to send some food. When President Feng passed away quietly, he was watching the excitement at the back, his cheeks bulging with pasta. When he heard interesting things he had never heard of before, his eyes sparkled. "I'll be reborn as a melon king in my next life. How can he always eat so well?" " I advise all artists to leave a place for the melon king when they break up or get married in the future, so that he won't accidentally bump into it. What the melon king accidentally bumps into is usually a melon. Please know." At this time, a vice president in S City, who was far away, walked into the office with a radiant look after a meeting and called his secretary. "How is the public announcement of our prince's love affair?" Although he was asking, Bian Ce was very confident. He had done a lot of love affairs PR for the artists under the group, but he had never seen such a request from the couple. It was very challenging for him. He looked through a lot of information and finally developed this unprecedented strategy. It was impossible to fail. If it failed, his name would be read backwards! The secretary wiped his sweat and smiled, "It's a bit unexpected..." "What?" Bian Ce frowned. The secretary opened the live broadcast room for him to see. After watching for two minutes, Bian Ce knew that the PR script was in vain. This couple is simply a wild horse - no. He saw Yu Wen sitting on the sofa in the back with a plate of pasta, eating with gusto. It's not these two people who are a wild horse... it's anyone related to Yu Wen... they are all wild horses! He returned the phone to the secretary and said calmly: Forget it, forget it... everything is fate. From today on, his name is Ce Bian. -It was a little late when the live broadcast ended, and Chu Han and his friend planned to stay in a nearby hotel for a night. Yu Wen logged into Weibo, and the number of private messages and comments was 99+. He hadn't interacted with fans for a long time, so he posted a selfie. The crowd of onlookers came because they smelled the scent. "Do they sleep together...? How do I know?" He flipped through the lewd comments on Weibo and muttered, "I'm not a camera..." He replied to the comment that asked "Will Chu Han and President Feng sleep together after a fight?" [I'm a small melon, I won't read it. ] He's quite picky. Netizens were so happy that they started commenting some weird things. "I'm really curious, King Melon, please love me." "Hahaha, can they still sleep together tonight? Will President Feng get up in the middle of the night and wipe his tears?" "President Feng woke up in the middle of the night and said: He doesn't love me!" "This is very important to me, please go and find out." After all the fussing, thinking that Chu Han should still be eating supper downstairs at this time, it wouldn't hurt to ask, Yu Wen picked up the selfie stick and went downstairs live at the request of many netizens. As a result, when he passed the staircase, he saw Feng Chengzhou sitting alone in the corridor, his back was desolate and full of sadness. Yu Wen paused, hesitated for two seconds between Chu Han and Feng Chengzhou, and chose to interview Feng first. "Feng." He called out and walked over quickly. Feng Chengzhou turned around when he heard the voice. He didn't cry, but his expression was very heavy, just like the male protagonist who was hurt by love and lost his soul in the TV. Yu Wen told him that he was broadcasting live. Feng Chengzhou: "Sorry, I'm not in the mood to broadcast live now." Yu Wen said: "Oh, it doesn't matter, I won't broadcast you, I just came to ask, will Chu Han sleep with you tonight?" Feng Chengzhou looked at him. Yu Wen blinked innocently.
"Sleep." Feng Chengzhou said, and suddenly choked up. "Even if we quarrel, I can sleep in the same bed with him, because he doesn't love me at all, he only loves my..."
Yu Wen: "Stop - don't say anything more."
He ran out of the corridor quickly, and the netizens were laughing crazy at Feng's choking.
In order to ensure the authenticity, after asking Feng Chengzhou, Yu Wen ran downstairs and asked Chu Han again.
"What kind of 'sleep together' are you asking about?" Chu Han asked sincerely.
Yu Wen: "...Excuse me."
Being able to say such words shows that the netizens' thoughts are still simple. They are only concerned about whether the emo Feng can sleep with his wife tonight. As a result, when Chu Han opened his mouth, they were defeated.
Turning around, Yu Wen turned off the live broadcast room, and returned to the room to find that the comments under Weibo were still skyrocketing, and everyone praised Gua Wang for his enthusiasm.
"The King of Melons is good. He really comes to help when something happens."
"Brother, you are my only brother."
"Who will treat me like a child without you?"
Yu Wen picked and replied to two messages, washed up and went to bed.
As a result, he received a call from Xi Su before going to bed.
This is really strange. Usually, if there is nothing serious, Xi Su is too lazy to even send a message. Yu Wen can't remember how many hundred years ago he received his call.
He answered: "Hello?"
The other end of the phone was very quiet, with only light breathing sounds.
Yu Wen: "Xie Heyu?"
The other end chuckled.
"Did you hear it so quickly?" Teacher Xie's voice was lazy. Yu Wen rolled himself in the quilt, feeling the other person's breath and temperature sweeping over through the phone, warmly wrapping his body.
"Xi Su is a talkative person. Even if he becomes a corpse, he can't stay quiet for so long." Yu Wen buried his face in the quilt, his voice muffled, "You live nearby, it must be you."
Xie Heyu: "You blocked me.
" Yu Wen: "Uh-huh.
" Xie Heyu: "You won't let me out?
" Yu Wen: "No.
" Xie Heyu: "I can't hear your voice, I miss you so much."
Yu Wen: "I only blocked your WeChat, not your phone."
Xie Heyu: "Then I'll call you tomorrow?"
Yu Wen: "Whether you answer or not depends on my mood."
Xie Heyu laughed, "How did I provoke you?"
"You called me in the middle of the night just to ask this?" Yu Wen said lazily, "If you haven't figured it out by the time I return to City S, I will tell you, but if I tell you, you have to promise me one thing. Unconditional."
"Okay." Xie Heyu answered without hesitation.
The topic ended, but the two did not hang up the phone.
Two peaceful and quiet breathing sounds crossed thousands of miles and intertwined.
"Good night." Shao Ding, Xie Heyu said: "I called you to talk about this."
After hanging up the phone, Yu Wen was stunned for a while.
The quilt is so comfortable tonight...
Throwing the phone away, he comfortably changed to a comfortable position, thinking that he should be able to sleep well tonight.
Then tomorrow will be another energetic day!