Chapter 81
"Aren't you going in yet?" Xie Heyu walked over from the beach, reached into the hammock, found Yu Wen's hairy head, and rubbed it.
"Did you pick up any shells?" Yu Wen poked his head out and asked excitedly.
Xie Heyu stretched out his hand, opened his palm, and there were three or four shells lying on it.
"Hmm... it doesn't look good." Yu Wen fiddled with it and said disappointedly after a moment: "It's no different from what I picked..."
"Why are you so picky, Teacher Yu?"
Yu Wen said: "I want to keep a souvenir, I want something special... Forget it, we will be here for a while anyway, let's pick it tomorrow."
He was a little disappointed, but soon smiled again, raised his face and said to Xie Heyu: "Are you hungry? I bought noodles today, I will go back and cook them."
Xie Heyu raised his eyebrows slightly and stretched out his other hand.
"Hey, this one looks good." Yu Wen said in surprise.
In the palm of his hand was a shell with clear texture and snow-white body, reflecting the pale yellow halo of the villa in the distance, white and beautiful.
Yu Wen leaned forward to take it, but Xie Heyu suddenly clasped his hands together. When Yu Wen leaned over, he bent down and kissed her.
Yu Wen leaned on the hammock, enduring the kiss in a strange posture. When Xie Heyu let go, he licked his lips and asked in confusion: "Did you eat candy just now?"
Xie Heyu: "No."
Yu Wen: "Why do you feel sweet?"
Xie Heyu looked down at him.
Yu Wen was savoring it, and Xie Heyu held the back of his head and kissed him directly. He didn't know if he was hungry, but he seemed to be eating voraciously.
Yu Wen hadn't felt this suffocating feeling for a long time... It was only when the two of them were just together that Xie Heyu kissed him so fiercely.
He tried to prop himself up and find a foothold until a "fuck" exploded in his ears like thunder, tearing the cloth -
"Fuck, you -" Seeing the two people kissing, Xi Su was stunned for two seconds and hurried to turn off the live broadcast, but the barrage was completely out of control, like an explosion. Before he turned it off, he took a glance and saw that some netizens were stunned by the melon and were expressing shock with question marks and exclamation marks, while others were "convicting" Xie Heyu.
"Baga! Who allowed you to touch my wife's mouth!"
"Police officer, I testify that my baby definitely didn't do it voluntarily!"
"Who is this! (Fury of incompetence) Find him out! I'm going to chop off his head!"
"Death penalty! Death penalty!"
It's over.
He caused his adoptive father to be "wanted".
Over there, Xi Su was busy shutting down the live broadcast, while here, Xie Heyu was bitten on the tip of his tongue by the startled Yu Wen, and the smell of blood filled his lips and teeth.
"Hmm."
He stepped back, his breathing rhythm slightly disordered.
Yu Wen glanced at him in panic, and found that his lower lip was smeared with his saliva, and his upper lip was also bitten a little in the chaos...
"Xi Su--"
Thinking of the culprit, Yu Wen shouted suddenly, turned his head and looked, just in time to see Xi Su picking up the fallen selfie stick from the ground. Realizing something, his embarrassed expression gradually turned into doubt... with a little solemnity.
"...You'd better tell me that you were just taking a selfie."
"No." It's a blessing in disguise, and it's a curse. Xi Su looked at them and said honestly, "I was just broadcasting a live broadcast."
Yu Wen: "I don't think you didn't take any pictures..."
"I did." Xi Su said, "It's clear as day. The barrage of comments is saying that you were kissing." Yu
Wen: "...I wanted to kill you." Xi
Su: "You can't kill me."
Yu Wen: "Why?"
Xi Su: "Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs."
Yu Wen: "..."
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"You're saying that on the day when your new drama premieres, a great day when everyone is celebrating, you came out in front of hundreds of thousands of netizens?"
In the villa, a speakerphone was placed on the coffee table. After listening to their confession, Xie Jiamao on the other end of the phone repeated it in disbelief.
Yu Wen said cautiously, "Well... it's already on the trending search."
He took a look before making the call. The popularity was rising very quickly, but he didn't click in to see it, so he didn't know what the netizens' specific attitudes were.
"Xiao Xie, what do you think?" Xie Jiamao was silent for a long time, and threw the question to the other party.
Xie Heyu tapped the armrest of the sofa, frowning and thinking. At this moment, he is first an agent, and then Yu Wen's boyfriend. His primary task is to resolve this sudden crisis.
"It can't be officially announced." After pondering for a long time, Xie Heyu said: "There are only two ways to deal with similar situations, either deny or admit it. Both are not suitable for Yu Wen. "Moon Harbor" has started airing. At this time, an official announcement will only take away the popularity of the show and affect the ratings."
Yu Wen glanced at him quietly.
Xie Heyu pinched his neck comfortingly. Yu Wen was like a little tumbler, swaying left and right, but the uneasiness in his heart subtly disappeared.
Xie Jiamao: "So, what is your suggestion?"
Xie Heyu: "Cold treatment."
Xie Jiamao: "It's feasible, but you can't play dead. The more you play dead, the easier it is to ferment."
Xie Heyu: "Let Yu Wen post on Weibo, calling on everyone to pay attention to his works, not his private life."
Private life.
This is a word that can be used for both offense and defense, and it is the best way to delay time.
Acquiesce, but don't admit that they are abroad, and the media can't take more photos of them together, and the heat will soon subside.
Xie Jiamao: "Okay, I'll contact the PR, but Xiao Xie, you'd better be prepared--"
Xie Heyu: "Huh?"
Xie Jiamao: "You will be stripped naked soon, and... there's a high chance that you'll be scolded."
"Not very likely, you will definitely be scolded!" Xi Su suddenly interrupted: "I swear on my years of experience in CP promotion, if a scandal suddenly spreads around an artist in the rising period, the target will definitely be besieged by fans. This situation is usually dealt with by fan magic, but you are not an artist, you don't have fans, and you're not a pure amateur--"
If you were a pure amateur, it would be fine, the fans wouldn't be able to find your name when they scold you.
But Xie Heyu is an agent, and agents are the punching bags of fans at certain times.
"Don't be alarmist." Yu Wen got angry when he saw him, and stood up suddenly, picked up a feather duster from the cabinet, and said angrily: "Can't you send me a message in advance? Turn on the live broadcast... I think you have been comfortable in the dormitory for too long and forgot that you are an artist. I am so angry..."
He planned it well! Xi Su came here and died, and his perfect public plan was directly aborted.
Xie Heyu quickly stood up and grabbed Yu Wen. Xi Su jumped up and down, as agile as a monkey, saying, "I was wrong, I was wrong, don't rush to beat me up, the trending search hasn't dropped yet--"
Chu Han went to the kitchen to pour a few glasses of water, and when he came out, he saw the living room in a mess, and hurried to separate them.
Xie Jiamao said on the phone, "Don't fight, don't fight... If you want to fight, don't use a feather duster, use a cane."
Xi Su, this kid, can cause a big mess if he is not watched for a few days. He
deserves to be beaten.
After the discussion, even if Yu Wen didn't want to go on Weibo, he had to face reality.
Xie Heyu watched him write a new Weibo post, editing it word by word with great care, and said, "How about I do it?"
"No." Yu Wen refused decisively, "Don't go online for a few days. Don't be afraid, I won't let any words that hurt you appear in front of you."
Xie Heyu: "...Actually it doesn't matter."
Yu Wen glared at him.
Xie Heyu: "Okay, Mr. Yu."
As the culprit, Xi Su was assigned the most cruel position - monitoring public opinion and facing the storm of malice from netizens.
He took a deep breath and said solemnly, "I'm ready."
They have been hyping up CPs for many years, but he has never experienced this kind of semi-publicity. Will the battle be more terrifying than what he experienced before...
Chu Han also said solemnly, "I'm ready."
He was responsible for monitoring the comments under Yu Wen's Weibo.
Yu Wen waved his hand and gave an order, "Move."
Xi Su clicked on the hot search.
In the first minute, his brows were furrowed.
In the second minute, he was slightly confused.
In the third minute, he began to ponder.
...
In the tenth minute, he said, "Yu Wen, I can't do this job. Your fans are beyond my ability."
Yu Wen: "Ah?" You can
say he cursed, but there was.
"Stinky man (walking around) (furious)"
"Gutana--kill!"
"Wuwuwu baby, you are still young, you can't kiss..."
"Xiaoyu, tell me, you are just playing with him, you are really playing with us."
Fans on the hot search were crying and wailing, like a widow whose wife was taken away. Even if everyone usually ships CPs, they still can't accept it at this critical moment.
But they seemed to be unable to accept it for a short while.
Xisu's live broadcast has a replay, and kind netizens have already cut out several clips, combined them into a short video, and enlarged it. The profiles of the two people in the video are extremely clear.
Surrounded by trees, the lights of the villa were far away, but there was a beam that passed through the trees and fell around them. Yu Wen's figure was swallowed by the hammock, and only his upper body was supported by a bony hand. He tried to look up, as if he was being picked up and kissed. Even with the unclear picture quality, one could still see the ferocity of wanting to eat the fish.
"Help, my little fish seems to be eaten..."
"The Adam's apple keeps moving... I give up, what is he swallowing? Is it Xiao Yu's saliva?"
"What a delicious meal (choked up) but when I think this is real, my heart aches."
"Oh my god, this person has such a strong sexual desire."
"Omg... this sexual tension..."
In addition to fans, there are also a large number of netizens who are obsessed with watching the video. As soon as they saw this video, they were hooked, and the number of fans of the CP super topic soared overnight.
It's just a video without a frontal face, but it's good enough to be ranked in the top five of the year.
There's a small detail at the end of the video, which netizens didn't notice at first. When they turned the video over and over, they found that at the last moment of the video, Xie Heyu stretched out his other hand, which had been idle, and stuffed a snow-white shell into Yu Wen's hand, and then touched Yu Wen's waist with a sense of possession.
His hand is big, and it can occupy more than half of Yu Wen's waist width. It's not an exaggeration to say that he pinched it.
"I'll give you a small shell, and you give me a kiss."
"My aunt, my grandmother, how come you are so sad but also so loving?"
"A fan passed away quietly... I'll have a bite before he dies, I can't die of hunger."
"Zhu Zhu woke up and found that everyone in his family was a traitor."
When Xi Su saw it, most of the fans who "accepted" the topic had already accounted for the majority. After a difficult ideological struggle, the topic turned in a very strange direction.
"Are you sure it's the handsome agent?"
"Don't call him handsome! If you don't have eight-pack abs, you don't deserve to be called handsome!"
"He played the dragon last time... I think he has eight-pack abs..."
"His body is OK."
"What about his family background? A little agent! Our Xiao Yu is a top-tier star--"
"I found out that he is a shareholder of Starlight Media."
"His assets are OK."
"Ahhh, what! These are all external things. The most important thing is to see if his kidneys are healthy and whether they are 18 centimeters!"
"How do we check this?" "
Look through his photos and estimate."
"There are not many photos of him. Forget it. Next time at the airport, let's observe with our naked eyes."
Xi Su looked through them one by one and was greatly shocked.
How did his brain circuit turn to this?
I can't figure it out.