Chapter 85
"Am I a despicable person?" Xi Su asked.
The ending had been played, and the living room was silent. Xi Su leaned on the sofa, wearing sunglasses.
He said: "I have been killing fish in RT-Mart for ten years, and my heart has become as cold as a knife for killing fish."
Yu Wen took a tissue and handed it over. Xi
Su sniffed and said in a low voice: "One is not enough, bring a pack."
Xie Heyu took a whole pack of tissues and threw it over.
There was a strange silence in the air. Yu Wen shrank slightly into the sofa, feeling something was wrong.
He whispered to Xie Heyu: "Let's slip away first..."
"Yu Wen."
Chu Han suddenly shouted.
Yu Wen was startled and froze.
Chu Han lay on the ground halfway through the finale, not moving for a long time. At first glance, he looked dead. At this moment, he shouted lifelessly, and under the astonished gaze of Yu Wen and Xie Heyu, he slowly got up from the ground.
His posture was very stiff, and his expression was half-dead, just like Zhenzi.
"Mingzhu's storyline is very complete. I approve of the director's arrangement. The male and female protagonists each leave a part of their spiritual totem on him. Every change of Mingzhu is an analysis and display of the whole drama's intention..."
Chu Han calmly enumerated the advantages of this storyline, and finally said: "But I want to go crazy now, Yu Wen, do you have any idea?"
"..." Yu Wen cautiously advised: "Don't go crazy."
Chu Han: "You played a dead person again."
Yu Wen: "...Yeah."
Chu Han: "I'm shipping your CP again."
Yu Wen was stunned and muttered: "I told you to stop shipping..."
Chu Han didn't listen, closed his eyes, "Are you satisfied now? You, a cold and ruthless man, my CP is gone, I will never be happy again..."
Although Chu Han and Xi Su's mental states were beautiful, they were still relatively stable. The Internet was really filled with wailing.
"???"
"I knew it, I knew it, hahahaha, this wave is definitely coming for me!"
"You guys are sublimated, I'm shocked."
"? I don't like this ending, director, condense back."
"hhhh what the hell..."
"It's crazy, it's all crazy..."
"Teacher Gua, stop acting, let's go home, I still like your heartless face when you're having fun. Smile and cry.jpg"
Yu Wen and his friends are not in China, so they don't receive information that quickly, but Xie Jiamao reports the results in the group every day, and it's quite intimidating just looking at the data.
Xie Jiamao said that when they return to China, they will see posters, big screens, bus stops everywhere on the street...
There are official propaganda, and there are fans' dissatisfaction.
That battle is really intimidating.
The plot has ended, but the popularity has not stopped. In addition, Director Miao rarely shoots behind-the-scenes footage, so netizens can only vent their enthusiasm on the data. A few days ago, there was an inventory of the most popular characters of the year, and Song Mingzhu easily topped the list, crushing the second place.
Chu Han was depressed for several days because of Song Mingzhu's ending, and decided to shift his attention. He firmly believed that as long as he took enough, be would not catch up with him.
He has been taking Xie Yu Zhenren these two days. Every day he walks around the two of them like a ghost. Occasionally, when he sees the two of them interacting sweetly, he will show some very weird smiles.
When Xi Su edits the group variety show, he is always scared by the ubiquitous Chu Han.
On the first weekend after the end of "Moon Harbor", Xi Su released the first group variety show on Weibo. It is produced by Love Security Guard and must be a masterpiece.
To be honest, both the editing and recording are very rough, even the subtitles are stiff, but the material is good, and the overall atmosphere is relaxed and cheerful, just right to soothe the audience's fragmented and broken hearts.
Xi Su can't write scripts, so the so-called group show is just the tip of the iceberg edited from a lot of daily life.
Yu Wen's work and rest schedule is okay, occasionally staying up late, but he likes to stay in bed, so the first person to get up in the villa is usually Xie Heyu.
The autumn and winter by the sea don't feel real, as warm and gentle as spring and summer, and everyone doesn't wear much, usually short-sleeved shorts.
Xie Heyu went downstairs in slippers, and obvious muscle lines could be seen on his arms.
Excluding the airport pick-up photos, this is the first time that fans have seen his face in the camera.
"Looks okay. Pouting.jpg"
"Without makeup... well, okay."
"What's that on your neck? A hickey? Will Xiao Yu let him suck on you?"
"Damn, it looks like Xiao Yu eats well."
"... Where?"
"No matter, I'll eat first to show my respect."
"Zhu Zhu, come here with the bowl! Mommy isn't awake yet, so Daddy should serve us the rice first, right?!"
"You, you fans..." "Your
Majesty, we were ready to fight to the death, why did you surrender first!"
Xie Heyu stood in front of the French window for a while. He wasn't fully awake yet, his eyes were staring, and his movements were slow.
After standing for a while, he went into the kitchen and made breakfast. It
was a simple sandwich that didn't take much effort. Three of them were bacon and eggs, and the other one was made alone. He stood in front of the refrigerator for a long time and took out an avocado.
After making the sandwich, his movements suddenly slowed down, as if he was a little absent-minded.
He put down what he was holding, and walked back to the room slowly under the puzzled gazes of the audience.
The barrage was full of question marks, not understanding what he was doing.
Xie Heyu pushed the door open and stood at the doorway without going in. The camera only reached the doorway. The half-open door blocked the dim light in the room. He leaned against the door frame, looking at the small bulge on the bed. He seemed to sober up a little, and casually smoothed his messy hair, quietly closed the door, and turned to go downstairs.
"What do you mean? Go upstairs to see your wife?"
"This guy looks cold and indifferent, why is he so greasy?"
"I said there are no normal people in Starlight Media."
He took out fresh strawberries and blueberries from the refrigerator, opened them naturally, tasted two, and after confirming the taste, he washed and cut the fruits, put them in a bowl, and poured yogurt on them.
Fans know that Yu Wen is picky about food. He himself does not hide it and sometimes even jokes that he is a "squeamish person."
It is normal for couples to adjust their living habits, understand each other's taboos, and care for each other. This is the way to get along.
Xie Heyu's skilled posture shows that they have been adjusting for a long time. Even fans have to admit that they have transformed themselves into the shape that best suits each other.
"...I'm really impressed. Do you think I can't tell you guys are having a dirty trick just because you have a serious buff?!"
"I hope I can understand it as quickly as I do now when I'm writing advanced mathematics..."
After cutting the fruit, he went upstairs again. This time he went straight in without staying too long. However, when he came out, his lips were a little wet, and it was obvious that he had been kissed.
While making breakfast, he went back to look at Yu Wen three or four times.
After making breakfast, he ground himself a cup of coffee. The caffeine obviously awakened his sluggish brain, and he finally appeared in front of the audience as a normal, organized, cool guy.
Everyone got up one after another and went downstairs to find food.
There were no entertainment activities during the holiday. The beach was hot and sunny during the day, and everyone obviously didn't want to move. Most of the shots were of a few people gathering to play games, watch dramas, or play poker.
Yu Wen: "...Three pairs."
Chu Han lay on the carpet without any image and looked at his cards.
"Four pairs."
Xi Su munched on potato chips and pulled out two cards with his clean ring finger and little finger.
"Five pairs."
He played the cards without any desire to win or lose.
In Landlord, three people form a team, and the losers take turns. When Xie Heyu was eliminated, he stood behind the sofa and looked down at Yu Wen's cards.
Yu Wen has no desire to win or lose, but he likes to call Xie Heyu to look at the cards and analyze them seriously. The two of them whispered and said some meaningless things, and then Yu Wen would laugh like a little tumbler.
Xi Su always turned a blind eye to it to avoid embarrassing his stepfather and stepmother.
But Chu Han had no sense. Every time the two of them interacted, he would slowly get up from the ground, like a zombie attracted by the smell of blood, lying on the coffee table, silently watching the two of them for a long time, and the curve of the corners of his mouth gradually became difficult to suppress.
Even Yu Wen would be scared by him sometimes.
One day, Yu Wen and Xie Heyu were enjoying the cool air on the balcony. It was raining outside. Yu Wen opened Xie Heyu's palm and told him about the fans who read his palm.
"...They said you can be rich and powerful, goose goose goose...You are already the chairman, how can you be rich and powerful..."
Chu Han passed by, then stood in the corner of the corridor, watching silently for half an hour.
The light was not good that day, and the room was dim. Yu Wen turned around, and in the windy and rainy weather, a blurry figure stood in the shadow. Looking closely, the man had a weird smile on his face.
Yu Wen's feather duster changed the target of beating. That afternoon, he chased Chu Han around the villa twice.
This was probably the first time that Teacher Chu was so vicious. He asked in confusion: "I didn't eavesdrop on the privacy, I stood very far away."
This is! A private matter? !
After Yu Wen finished his accusation, Chu Han nodded solemnly and said, "I understand."
Next time, I have to hide more secretly and not scare Yu Wen.
The tone of the whole group show is like waking up on the weekend, the sun is shining outside the window, you are drinking a cup of hot milk, but at the bottom of the milk... there are a few peppercorns hidden.
In the warm and peaceful daily style, there are some moments of madness at any time.
Starlight Media has always been like this, and netizens have long been accustomed to it. Nothing these three people do is strange. The group show just deepened this "stereotype".
But as expected, there are also some unexpected surprises in the group show.
For example, Xie Heyu.
Xie Heyu is undoubtedly a very competent boyfriend. He is proficient in housework and meals, and is meticulous, steady and reliable. No matter what Yu Wen does, he can understand it at the first time and provide abundant emotional value.
When Yu Wen cosplays as a fairy with a bed sheet, he finds two thin silk scarves and waves them around Yu Wen, pretending to be the fairy's flying scarves.
The key is that his expression is still that cool when he does all this.
Cool.
Double the oil.
Every time Yu Wen has a whim, he cooperates with an expressionless face beside him, which contributes the biggest laugh in the picture.
"I'm convinced hhhh"
"Does he really not think he's funny?"
"I should have known that the boyfriend of the melon king would not be normal."
"God Jin, I laughed so hard."
The group show was not long, about 30 minutes, and netizens were still not satisfied. They read this crudely made group show over and over again, and unexpectedly found some unexpected sweet spots in it.
It is well known that when the agent surnamed Xie wakes up in the morning, his mind will be unclear for a short period of half an hour, especially when he is attached to Yu Wen. Every time his eyes are blank, he is thinking about his wife, and then he must go upstairs, either to see his wife for a while, or to go up and hug her.
Netizens thought that this was all.
In the group show, Duan Yuwen and Chu Hanxi were playing shuttlecock in the living room. At that time, Xie Heyu was working in the corner, not looking up, very focused, quiet and inconspicuous.
However, after watching the video for the second time, I found that in this five-minute video, he drank water four times as if nothing had happened, trying to cover up something, and covering his ears. Each time, his eyes would quietly sweep around the living room, and then look away after seeing Yu Wen.
"Not awake yet: sticking to his wife openly; awake: sticking to his wife secretly."
"Conclusion: the sticky cake has become a spirit."
"Humanity has developed less than one percent of Xie Yu CP..."
"Dizzy from the aroma..."
"This is a banquet, I dare not..."
"There are no slaves in the new China, eat!"