Chapter 89
Xie Heyu: "..."
Xi Su was a little slow to react. Although he didn't understand why the two of them suddenly hugged each other, his intuition drove him to raise his GPRO and rush over.
Xie Heyu turned around and saw the camera, and he got a headache.
...No one is worry-free.
Yu Wen struggled in his arms, trying hard: "I've put on my mask and hat. You didn't recognize me just now. Sit down..." "
Sit." Xie Heyu was relieved and said helplessly: "But if you are recognized, you must leave immediately and cannot stay."
Yu Wen's eyes were full of stars: "Does it mean that if you are not recognized, you can continue to play?"
Xie Heyu: "..."
Xi Su quietly gave His Majesty a thumbs up.
Superb understanding.
Although he was relieved, Xie Heyu was still worried. While waiting for the bus, he thought hard and made two or three emergency plans.
"If we are discovered, Teacher Xi will attract the fire and self-destruct. We can't be too close and can't let people know that we are together..."
Before Xie Heyu finished speaking, Xi Su said in disbelief: "Wait, wait, how do I attract the fire?"
Xie Heyu: "Do you need me to teach you this?"
Xi Su: "...What else?"
Should I think about it myself?
Me.
Are you sure?
Xie Heyu glanced at his clear and stupid face and said, "I didn't think it through. You can take off your hat, revealing your blue hair, and run while shouting 'Yu Wen, wait for me'. This way, everyone's attention will be quickly attracted to you, and we can leave in the chaos."
Yu Wen imagined that scene, pursed his lips and didn't smile, giving some face to the sword-carrying guard.
Xi Su thought about it and felt that it seemed feasible. Xie Heyu was still quite wise.
He agreed to the proposal, but before getting on the car, he suddenly had an idea.
"But you did run away... How did I get away?"
Xie Heyu looked at him, paused for two seconds, and said, "Is it possible... You're not that angry."
Xi Su: "Wow."
"Thank you, teacher." Yu Wen couldn't help but say, "You're really embarrassing sometimes."
There were quite a few people on the bus, some fans who came to check in, and some passers-by who were just going out. Yu Wen and Xi Su slipped in from the back door, while Xie Heyu swiped the bus card at the front door.
There was a sports academy nearby, and there were quite a few young boys on the bus. The three of them blended in among them and didn't stand out.
Yu Wen whispered, "There are colorful stickers everywhere... so beautiful."
Probably sponsored by fans, not only is there a bust of Yu Wen outside, but the interior of the car has also been newly renovated, with Yu Wen elements everywhere, including cheering colors, small stickers, and rainbow floors. The well-matched high saturation and color blocks are particularly eye-catching among the cars, and look sunny and full of vitality.
Two girls in the front row were whispering to each other and took out their phones to take selfies. Yu Wen was sharp-eyed and saw that she was accidentally in the camera. She immediately sat up straight, like an elementary school student, with her chest and shoulders raised, and a smile on her face - although she was wearing a mask, you couldn't tell that she was smiling.
After taking a group photo quietly, Yu Wen discussed with Xie Heyu: "Let's get off at the next stop. I remember there is a theme cafe of mine nearby..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the girl in the front row turned around, looked at him, and then looked at the photo on her phone.
Yu Wen in the photo really stole the spotlight. When the girl was photoshopping the photo, she found him and couldn't help but take a few more glances. At first glance, he looked more and more familiar.
She hesitated: "You..."
Yu Wen decided to take the initiative.
"They said my eyes are like a star." Yu Wen smiled.
The girl looked at the teardrop mole at the end of his eye and was silent.
Yu Wen: "Do you think it's similar?"
The girl stared at him meaningfully for two seconds and turned her head away.
Yu Wen felt relieved.
Xie Heyu was not as optimistic as him, and whispered: "I think you can't go to the next theme cafe..."
Yu Wen was shocked: "What——"
Before he could argue, the girl in the front row suddenly shouted: "Yu Wen."
Yu Wen: "Huh?"
"..." Half of the car's eyes turned to him, Xie Heyu raised his eyebrows and whispered: "Because of you, I was recognized."
The girl slowly turned her head and gave him a sinister and smug smile.
Yu Wen: "..."
He and his fans are connected, and fans play tricks on him.
Until getting off the car, Yu Wen was still signing autographs for fans and taking photos with them, his hands were sore.
He answered the fans' trivial questions with a smile on his face. A fan was very excited and chattered, and invited him to go to see the nearby support.
Yu Wen was immediately attracted, "I--"
Xie Heyu: "No."
Yu Wen turned back with resentment.
Xie Heyu raised an eyebrow at him, "We agreed."
Xi Su was an outsider in this game of pursuit, but he was a star after all, and his fans praised him and asked for his autographs and photos.
While he was standing aside, holding a sports camera and looking bored, Yu Wen retreated away from Xie Heyu without a trace.
Everyone gathered in a circle, talking at once, and only Xi Su noticed Yu Wen's little movements.
"?"
Xi Su didn't understand, but he knew that Xiao Tuanzong would be at least half less interesting without this ancestor. Without a second thought, he followed Yu Wen's footsteps.
After signing almost all of the autographs and walking far enough away from Xie Heyu...
Yu Wen suddenly turned his head! He ran!
His movements were smooth and natural... It was obvious that he had rehearsed them countless times in his mind.
Xi Su was stunned for a second, then ran after him with his tools.
The two of them turned a corner quickly and disappeared, leaving Xie Heyu and the fans staring at each other in bewilderment.
... It was so sudden.
Fans all turned their heads to look at Xie Heyu's expression. He didn't show any expression and didn't look annoyed, but fans could tell from his face that he was a little angry.
"Don't be afraid, agent." A fan suddenly stepped forward, stretched his joints, and said eagerly, "I will help you get Xiao Yu back. I will never let him escape from your palm."
Xie Heyu: "No need..."
"Hey." The fan patted her chest and vowed, "I will definitely catch him back. Trust me, I'm a long-distance runner."
The next second, she made a starting position, whoosh, and rushed out like an arrow from a bow.
Xie Heyu: "..."
Today is Yu Wen's birthday.
It is also the day when Teacher Gua writes the history of the entertainment industry.
In just half an hour, Yu Wen's wonderful journey on the bus grew wings and flew all over the Internet. According to people present, Yu Wen's boyfriend burst into tears and was heartbroken. He watched his lover abandon him and was so sad that he couldn't speak...
Although they didn't understand what misunderstanding there was between them, netizens unilaterally decided to help this poor man.
In less than half an hour, the whole network launched a hearty pursuit of Yu Wen.
"I saw him, in the men's toilet on the third floor of Dayuecheng!"
"@谢鶴语, come quickly! Hurry and grab him back to the bed."
The whole network was reporting the time. Before Xie Heyu found Yu Wen, relying on some mysterious intuition between couples, he could arrive at the scene in about an hour.
Now, he can catch Yu Wen in half an hour at most.
Passers-by kindly provided photos of the scene. In the pictures, we can see that Yu Wen is like a little chick, with Xie Heyu pinching his fate by the back of his neck. Not only can he not get away, but his posture is also very humiliating. Occasionally, when he is extremely annoyed, he will rush to Xie Heyu and hit his arm or kick his calf.
"Cute pinch."
"This kind of unconvinced little cat will be quiet after a stir-fry."
"@谢鶴语, did you hear that? My sister is calling you!"
Yu Wen is the first in the entertainment industry to escape on his birthday.
When Mr. Gua is not eating melons, he is the melon himself, creating new jokes anytime and anywhere.
Xi Su was very perceptive. Seeing that the topic was getting very popular, he edited the video while on the run and posted it on Weibo. After the "Love Security Guard", netizens gave him a new title.
- War correspondent.
"The entertainment industry cannot be without the blue-haired teacher!"
"Visit again and report again!"
"Teacher, I'll give you a carnival next time you live stream... Follow them!"
Hearing that there was a carnival, Xi Su was immediately excited.
Yu Wen was arrested for a day and got a bad temper. Although he no longer had the desire to check in, he still didn't want to be watched by Xie Heyu, so he ran away when he got the chance.
It's not surprising that he could run away. After all, Xie Heyu didn't really want to restrain him. The amazing thing was that Xi Su could always keep up with his sudden and illogical escape routes.
…Yu Wen found it difficult to describe the feeling of turning around and finding Xi Su holding a sports camera behind him after running a few hundred meters.
Human potential is indeed endless.
After a day of hot searches, Yu Wen has become immune to the idea of being caught. On the contrary, he actually found some fun in playing hide-and-seek.
Hey, it's fun.
The whole network is looking for him, and he can still hide for half an hour. He is simply a genius!
As soon as Xi Su's video was released, netizens knew that Yu Wen was just joking, but everyone also had fun and still happily reported to Xie Heyu.
The agent is really good-tempered and is willing to cooperate with this kind of neurotic game.
Before the birthday party started in the evening, battlefield reporter Xi Su released his life video.
The video was taken outside the birthday party venue. Two fans had a small conflict because of fighting for space. They both had homemade cheering items, but there were only so many places to put them, and they were arguing fiercely about who should go first and who should go second.
In the video, Yu Wen was mixed in the fan group, looking left and right.
As soon as the video came out, netizens laughed like crazy.
"No, Mr. Gua, you..."
"Why do you even eat your own melons!"
"You can see that he is thinking hard."
Yu Wen didn't understand who was right and who was wrong until the end. At this time, Xie Heyu had already come out to catch him, rushing into the crowd with precision and grabbing his sweatshirt hood.
Yu Wen begged for mercy: "Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Xie...Everyone, please listen to me first, don't quarrel for now, let's analyze it calmly, and give me Yu Wen some face..."
Before being dragged in by Xie Heyu to do his hair and makeup, he was still yelling: "Talk slowly, give me Yu Wen some face, I will be sad if any of you get hurt, OK——" "
《Give me Yu Wen some face》"
"Classic poems are spreading..."
Yu Wen was caught in the dressing room, still thinking about the situation outside the venue. Xie Jiamao came in from outside, rolled up the process sheet unhappily, knocked on his head, and said: "You should worry about yourself. You have been playing with netizens for a whole day and have completely forgotten the birthday process, right? If it weren't for Xiao Xie to catch you, I don't know where you are now."
As soon as the boss appeared, Yu Wen became obedient. He could play tricks with Xie Heyu, but he was embarrassed to play tricks with the boss, which might be suspected of passive slacking.
The makeup artist quickly came in to do his makeup, and the highlight of the whole day began at this moment.