No wonder Sanlaizi and Erlaizi, the oil thief from a while ago, are brothers; they can come up with all sorts of crooked and wicked schemes in the blink of an eye.
After finally finishing his business, Fu Sanlaizi realized he hadn't brought any toilet paper.
Fortunately, someone was reading newspapers while using the toilet and left several on the toilet window.
Fu Sanlaizi took two bills without any guilt, wiped his butt with a grimacing expression, then put on his pants and ran to his older brother Dalaizi's house.
Fu Da Laizi was fast asleep at home when Fu San Laizi started banging on the door.
Fu Dalaizi's wife, Wang Panlan, was sweeping the floor at the door when she opened it and found that it was her husband's third brother, Sanlaizi.
A hint of annoyance flashed in her eyes, but she still managed a stiff smile.
"It's my third brother. What's the matter?"
Fu Sanlaizi glanced at her only once, then said, "I'm looking for my older brother!"
Then he ran into the house.
Wang Zhaolan watched his departing figure, her face filled with hatred.
When she was looking for a husband, she was looking for Fu Sanlaizi, who was better looking than her two older brothers.
On the night of the wedding, the groom who entered the house was somehow replaced by Da Laizi. A woman's strength is no match for a man's, so Da Laizi got his way with her.
The next day, she secretly went to find Sanlaizi in tears, only to find him indifferent and realize that this was something the brothers had planned.
Because her family had no money and couldn't hold a wedding banquet, the villagers only knew that she had married into the family of a leper, but they didn't know about the deception she had suffered there.
Her parents had known the truth for a long time, but did not object because they had accepted the bride price from the leper.
In short, in this farce, the only one who got hurt was Wang Zhaolan.
Fu Sanlaizi walked into the room and gave Dalaizi, who was fast asleep, a hard shove.
Big Lai was dreaming of winning money at the card table when he was suddenly pushed awake, and a curse word immediately came out.
"What the hell are you pushing!"
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death, you bitch!"
It wasn't until Sanlaizi shouted that he realized it wasn't his wife. He thought to himself, "Why is that woman so bold today?"
"Brother, Boss Fu and his family have all gone out."
"The Fu couple also went out, and they probably won't be back for a while."
Fu Sanlaizi whispered to his elder brother, both of them filled with greed.
"Last time, Boss Fu made so much money. We were going to follow suit. We should at least get a share of the profits from those fish sales!"
It has to be said that Fu Da Laizi's logic is unprecedented in history, but his brother actually listened to it.
There was no way around it; ever since the two brothers played cards with Er Laizi a few times last month, they've been hooked.
The feeling of dominating the card table and making money so quickly is just so exhilarating.
But money comes quickly but is lost just as quickly. Ever since Erlaizi went to jail, the gang leader who played cards changed, and no one supported the two brothers anymore. They lost money like crazy.
In just one month, the two of them had racked up gambling debts of over a hundred yuan; otherwise, they wouldn't have thought of following Boss Fu to get a share of the profits.
Now that he hasn't even had a sip of soup, he's already thinking about petty theft.
Fu Dalaizi sat up, scratched his head and thought for a few minutes before making up his mind.
The villagers have a habit of taking a nap in the afternoon, especially now that the weather is so hot. Later in the afternoon, you will hardly see anyone outside.
"After lunch, you stay outside as a lookout while I break in."
Who would have thought that someone would break into someone's house and steal things in broad daylight?
Even if they saw it, they would probably just think it was someone passing by.
The two brothers discussed this and waited for Wang Zhaolan to quickly prepare a simple lunch so they could go scout out the location after eating.
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In the town, Fu San had just stopped his tricycle at the town's People's Hospital with a load of people on it.
"Big brother, you guys go take pictures first, we'll meet up again this afternoon."
Mr. Fu naturally had no objections and led his family to a photo studio not far from the People's Hospital.
"Uncle Fu's driving skills are still a bit lacking; the ride was so bumpy it made my butt hurt."
Fu Ming had only taken a few steps when he started complaining.
Ye Xiaocui originally wanted to slap him to stop talking nonsense, but then she remembered that they were on the street.
She could only say irritably, "You think you're so delicate? Your third aunt is pregnant and nothing's wrong with her."
Fu Ming exaggeratedly said, "Third Aunt put a layer of cotton quilt on it, so naturally she didn't feel anything."
Fu Laoda glanced at him sideways and said, "If you keep nagging, you can go home."
Fu Ming immediately shut up, while Fu Wan and Fu Ling stood by, gloating.
"Uncle, you're such a coward!"
Fu Ling recently heard the village children cursing her, calling her a coward and a wimp. After being lectured by Fu Wan a few times, she no longer dared to speak carelessly.
I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
Fu Ming nearly had a heart attack. "I really wasted my popsicle. Next time, I'll just eat it myself!"
Fu Ling grabbed his leg and cried out, "Uncle isn't a coward, it's Lingling who's a coward!"
Everyone burst into laughter at her antics. The owner of the photo studio, who was inside, heard the commotion and hurried out to greet them.
"Would you like to take a picture?"
This family is dressed so neatly; they must be his big clients.
You should know that he hasn't even opened for business yet today!
"Boss, how much does it cost to take photos?"
Ye Xiaocui felt a little uneasy when she saw the shop's brand-new renovation and the walls covered with photo frames.
This looks very expensive.
"Single photo: 50 cents; two photos: 80 cents; family photo: 1 yuan."
"If you want color photos, add 50 cents per photo."
"So expensive!"
Ye Xiaocui clicked her tongue in disbelief, and Fu Ming also felt a pang of heartache; the price was now comparable to that of pork.
Fu Wan and Boss Fu thought it was acceptable, after all, this was a newly emerging industry, and the boss's camera was very expensive.
"How about we stop filming?"
Ye Xiaocui pulled Fu Wan to leave, but the boss was not about to let go of such a good opportunity to make money.
"Auntie, we're having a promotion right now. We'll give you a free photo frame for every three photos you take. Your family looks so nice today, are you sure you don't want to take one?"
Fu Wan stopped Ye Xiaocui, who was about to leave, and said, "Mom, let's take a picture and hang it in the living room. Then everyone in the village will envy you."
When they went out this morning, the villagers asked Ye Xiaocui what they were going to do. When she said they were going to town to take pictures, everyone thought that these people had nothing better to do.
If I go back empty-handed now, won't these people laugh at me for making a wasted trip?
Ye Xiaocui hesitated for a long time before saying, "Then let's take three pictures. One for our family, one for Lingling alone, and one for you and Lingling."
These three are just enough to give as a photo frame.
Fu Laoda pulled Ye Xiaocui over and waved his hand, "Take a family photo, one with your mother, and the rest are up to you."
Fu Ming wasn't particularly interested in taking photos, but now he saw the tall and handsome figures of others in the framed pictures on the wall.
I was somewhat tempted.
He's not married yet. If he took a color photo to a blind date, wouldn't he be the most handsome man in the whole area?!
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