Chapter 694 A Leg Splashed with Shit
On a cold winter night, even going to the outhouse requires a lot of courage.
Unlike toilets in later generations, going to the outhouse these days required not only the courage to crawl out of bed, but also the stamina to walk a distance.
However, none of this applied when her stomach was in severe pain. Wang Zhaodi ran at her fastest speed ever and finally made it to her own outhouse.
She rushed inside, closed the door, and then eagerly began to solve the problem.
About three or four minutes later, she finished using the toilet and was about to leave when a spark streaked across the floor and landed right inside the toilet.
Wang Zhaodi thought she was just seeing things because she was still sleepy. Just as she rubbed her eyes to try and see clearly, she heard a loud "bang" and a wave half a meter high rose from the cesspool, splashing a lot of feces onto her legs.
"Aww!"
A scream shattered the silence of the night sky over Fujia Village. Seeing that he had succeeded, Fu Dazhi immediately ran home.
Because the surrounding snow was still melting, most of the village roads were muddy and covered with all sorts of marks, so most people wouldn't even know he had been there.
Recalling his dark life in the coal mine, Fu Dazhi felt like he was holding his breath.
Unfortunately, there was no one to talk to about this. It was only when Wang Zhaodi bumped into him that morning that he remembered Fu Lao Er, who had escaped a disaster.
If Fu Lao Er, that unlucky guy, can be so lucky, why was he locked up in the mine and forced to work illegally for more than half a month?
Not only did they not have enough to eat, they also had to watch those perverts bully people anytime, anywhere.
Thinking of this, Fu Dazhi felt even more uncomfortable and then wanted to vent his anger.
With the Lunar New Year just around the corner, every household has firecrackers. If he were to throw a couple of firecrackers to scare Wang Zhaodi, others would just think it was a child's prank.
How could anyone have guessed it was him?
Thinking of this, Fu Dazhi chuckled to himself, quite pleased with himself. Ha, did they really think he, Fu Dazhi, was easy to bully? They thought he could take back the money they were given?
Let her taste the consequences of messing with me!
However, to Fu Dazhi's surprise, there really was someone who witnessed his entire crime.
That person was Fu Jian.
Fu Jian was also very troubled. How come he kept running into the stories that happened in the latrine?
And why do all these people like to cause trouble in the outhouse?
Fu Jian was puzzled and deeply shocked.
Heaven knows he had just finished using the outhouse when he saw Wang Zhaodi run quickly into it, followed by someone not too far behind.
Fu Jian thought it was something like adultery, since every village has a few of these kinds of gossips.
But the man didn't go into the latrine; instead, he lay down next to it and peered inside.
This piqued Fu Jian's curiosity.
When did this perverted guy start spying on others using the toilet in the village?
He must go back and talk to his father, and tell him to keep a close eye on things!
Why do I call it perverted? He's practically leaning against the wall of a latrine. He can't possibly be trying to smell the latrine, can he? Who has such a disgusting taste?
Just as Fu Jian was about to sneak a peek at who the person was, with a sizzle, the person struck a match and lit it, at which point Fu Jian saw the person's face clearly.
Good heavens, it's actually Fu Dazhi!
It's still the same Fu Dazhi!
With that fierce look on his face, what kind of idiot would have that expression?
Immediately afterwards, Wang Zhaodi's screams rang out again, along with her incessant cursing.
Fu Jian then guessed what had happened. He wanted to go in and see if he could pull the person out, but then he thought about the difference between men and women and took a few steps back.
Forget it, he'd better go back and call for backup. What if he runs into someone who's not wearing pants? What will become of his eyes then?
Of course, he also complained that the outhouse smelled too bad!
The scream also startled the villagers who were using the outhouse nearby. This area is full of outhouses belonging to each household, and there were indeed three or five people squatting in the toilet in a row. Wang Zhaodi's scream scared them so much that they almost dropped their toilet paper into the toilet.
Therefore, as soon as these people came out of the latrine, they started swearing.
"Who is it? Making a racket while using the outhouse? I almost dropped my toilet paper!"
"Yeah, I almost stepped into a pit!"
The group chatted amongst themselves, when Wang Zhaodi, standing at the entrance to the outhouse, began to curse.
"Damn it, which little brat just threw a firecracker into my outhouse?"
"Wang Zhaodi, you must be mistaken. We don't have any children here. We only came out of the outhouse because we heard your voice."
"What happened? Did your latrine get blown up?"
Wang Zhaodi was so angry she was about to explode. She pointed to the dung stains on her body and immediately roared.
"If there were no little brats, then you threw them away! Fine, you'll have to pay for my clothes!"
This made everyone unhappy, especially since they hadn't even remembered how Wang Zhaodi had almost scared them into falling into the latrine!
Aunt Huang, who was standing at the front, covered her nose, her face full of schadenfreude.
"Wang Zhaodi, don't go around biting everyone like a mad dog. We don't have such bad intentions. Who would be so bored as to throw firecrackers into your outhouse? Have you offended someone recently?"
"Yeah, we didn't do anything. The way you yelled just now almost scared me so much I stepped into a hole!"
"Yeah, I dropped my toilet paper, but luckily I picked it up when it wasn't looking!"
The accusations from the group made Wang Zhaodi even angrier, but after calming down and thinking about it, she realized that no one would do such a despicable thing; it must be for revenge.
But I haven't had any conflicts with anyone recently...
As Wang Zhaodi thought of this, a cool breeze blew by, and the spot on her head where Yu Guixiang had scratched her that morning was throbbing with pain.
Yes, it must be Yu Guixiang!
Wang Zhaodi immediately felt that she had discovered the truth and was ready to seek revenge on Yu Guixiang.
Just then, Liu Sanniang, having put on her cotton-padded coat, came over with a few people. Seeing Wang Zhaodi standing unharmed outside the latrine, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
That damned Fu Jian came in shouting that Wang Zhaodi had fallen into a cesspool, forcing her to knock on several doors before she finally found a few old friends willing to come out and help.
"Wang Zhaodi, you didn't fall into the pit!"
Liu San Niang was also quick-witted and outspoken. Wang Zhaodi was about to say that she was the one who had fallen into the pit, but when she saw that it was Liu San Niang, she swallowed her words.
"Auntie, Auntie! I've been in big trouble! Someone tried to assassinate me. The village chief can't help me, you have to do my best!"
Liu San Niang and the others found it somewhat amusing; this person even knew how to use underhanded tactics!
However, when the flashlight shone on Wang Zhaodi's legs and Liu Sanniang saw the dung spots covering them, her smile froze.
Damn it, he really fell into a cesspool!
When Wang Zhaodi saw Liu Sanniang, she began to sob and tell her story. If she hadn't already finished using the latrine and was about to leave, she would have been in far worse shape than just getting a leg covered in excrement!
That person who threw the firecrackers was so cruel and immoral!
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