Si Yiming couldn't bear it any longer, so he stuffed two pieces of toilet paper into his nose and rushed back in to wipe Mu Xiaohan's shit.
Mu Xiaohan didn't care and just stuck her butt out waiting to be served.
Si Yiming was in trouble.
Just as Mu Xiaohan said, he had diarrhea, and there was a lot of yellow... poop on his white and tender buttocks, which was very shocking!
Just one look made Si Yiming almost vomit, not to mention having to wipe his butt. It was simply a huge torture.
Si Yiming pooped twice and was about to pull up his pants, but Mu Xiaohan refused, "You have to wash your butt after pooping to keep it clean and hygienic."
Si Yiming's face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth, "Why are you so nosy?!"
Mu Xiaohan blinked and said, "This is common sense, okay?"
"How could I not know this common sense!"
"Huh?" Mu Xiaohan was stunned and asked in surprise, "You don't even know this? Then do you wash your hands after taking a shit?"
“…”
"Ah, no way, you eat directly after taking a shit without washing your hands?"
“…”
Si Yiming felt that he couldn't be allowed to speak at all, it would at least make people sick to death!
Mu Xiaohan seemed to have noticed his unfriendly gaze and immediately shut up, compromising: "Okay, then I won't wash it. Just pull up my pants."
Si Yiming had a gloomy face and reluctantly pulled up his pants.
Seeing this, Mu Xiaohan said, "If you don't want to, just untie the rope on my hands. I can do it myself."
"Dream on!" Si Yiming is not stupid. He has experienced how smart this little brat is. He will not suffer the same loss a second time after suffering the same loss once.
Si Yiming carried him back to the room with an expressionless face and threw him onto the bed.
Mu Xiaohan fell on the bed, then got up mumbling, "I'm hungry."
"Why are you so nosy!" Si Yiming laughed out of anger. He didn't know who he inherited this temper from. His father would never be like that!
Mu Xiaohan appealed to her emotions and reasoned with her, "I haven't eaten anything today. I finally saved enough space for barbecue, but you tied me up again. I'm so hungry, my stomach hurts."
Si Yiming ignored him, lowered his head and continued to make phone calls to urge people to come quickly and take these two away, otherwise he would not serve them!
However, Mu Xiaohan never seemed to know when to stop. He kept saying he was hungry and even started to recite the names of the dishes: "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flowers..."
Mu Xiaohan recited it like a jingle, swallowing her saliva as she did so, staring at Si Yiming eagerly.
After he did this, Si Yiming, who was not hungry at first, felt his stomach growling. He sneered and scolded him, "Shut up! Stop talking!"
Mu Xiaohan said "oh" with a disappointed look on her face, and then her stomach growled and she started singing "Empty City Strategy", which echoed with Si Yiming's.
Si Yiming tried to hold back, but couldn't, so he turned around and walked out.
About ten minutes later, he came up with a bag of takeout.
Mu Xiaohan's eyes lit up, "You are such a good person, I have decided not to call you bad uncle anymore!"
Si Yiming sneered and started eating in front of Mu Xiaohan, with no intention of sharing with him.
Mu Xiaohan, who had just suffered a setback, felt a hint of resentment in her sorrow. She sniffed and asked in a childish voice, "Bad uncle, did you wash your hands after wiping Xiaohan's butt?"
Si Yiming froze while eating.
Mu Xiaohan continued, "If I remember correctly, did you get shit on your hands just now?"
Si Yiming's face was dark.
Mu Xiaohan persisted, "Uncle, rounding off is like eating shit, isn't it?"
After a pause, he looked at Si Yiming with an indescribable look in his eyes, "I didn't expect you to have such a habit."
“…”
Depend on!
Si Yiming vomited on the spot, threw the things in front of him to the ground, went up to grab Mu Xiaohan's clothes, and said fiercely with a fierce look: "I think you are looking for death!"
Mu Xiaohan shrank his head in fear, "Uncle, I know I was wrong, please don't hit me. If you beat me to death, I won't be able to sell me for money, right?"
Mu Xiaohan blinked and asked, "Are you going to sell me? Where? In the mountains? Xiaohan hasn't been there yet... mmm."
Si Yiming couldn't stand it any longer and directly used a pillowcase to cover his mouth.
The world finally stopped.
Having once again experienced a setback in life, Mu Xiaohan sat there blankly, feeling a little...melancholy. Alas, this wasn't what she'd imagined...
Mu Xiaohan blinked, feeling depressed.
"Behave yourself, everyone. Stop playing tricks, or you'll suffer!" Si Yiming warned sternly, clapped his hands, and went out with a grim face to pick someone up downstairs.
The poor people in the mountains are just poor people, they will be stopped from entering any hotel!
In the room, Mu Xiaohan, whose mouth was gagged, blinked desperately at his brother Mu Xiaoche, "Mm, mmmmm!"
Brother, save me!
Mu Xiaoche said disdainfully, "You've taken it too far."
Mu Xiaohan looked embarrassed. Who knew he would play by his own rules?
Mu Xiaoche leaned over, bit the pillowcase out of his mouth and threw it aside.
Mu Xiaohan breathed a sigh of relief, and sat back to back with Mu Xiaoche, rubbing their hands together constantly. After a while, the rope broke.
The watches their mommy gave them all had blades hidden in them. In fact, when they sent Si Yiming away for the first time, they could have cut the rope and run away, but Mu Xiaohan wanted to play for a while longer, and unexpectedly, they got into trouble.
Fortunately, the other party was not very vigilant and left them alone before leaving.
Si Yiming may come back at any time, they must leave as soon as possible!
This time, Mu Xiaohan was very efficient.
However, as soon as they opened the door, they saw a man in black clothes standing outside.
The man was about 1.8 meters tall, very handsome, with almost perfect body proportions, broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. The pure black windbreaker and handsome Martin boots made him look even more extraordinary!
The big brother in front of me is very handsome!
But the cold and murderous aura makes people retreat.
Mu Xiaoche and Mu Xiaohan's expressions changed instantly and they hurried to close the door.
But it was still too late. The man pushed the door open, grabbed a little kid who wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, carried him into the house, and kicked the door.
"Take it off." The man said coldly, leaving no room for rebuttal.
Mu Xiaohan covered his chest with his hands, a look of horror on his face, "Big brother, you are so handsome, and you actually have such a hobby!"
Mu Xiaoche narrowed his eyes slightly and pressed the button on his watch behind his hand. It was an emergency signal system, used to tell Mu Baoer that he had encountered an emergency or more difficult situation.
The man looked at him with a sharp and cold gaze, which doubled the pressure on him.
The man in front of me is extremely difficult to get along with, and he has a dead face and a stubborn mind!
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