Having found the essential mushroom tank for the team, Wu Xiangwang should be in a good mood.
But he soon discovered that things were not that simple——
Just three minutes after Wu Xingyun joined their team, when Wu Xiangwang was about to share the big egg he had placed next to the small fire to keep warm with his new teammates who were unable to weed and earn eggs, the big egg that had been quietly staying next to the fire... exploded.
Yes, the eggs were fried.
After peeling off the top layer of the shell and the whole thing is baked.
If it weren't for the fact that Mosquito Fairy's [Dodge King]'s premonition of danger made him take three steps back the moment he reached out to touch the egg, the exploding eggshell would have probably blown him in the face.
His perfect fairy face.
"Woji!"
Shang Chong, who was putting his arm around Wu Xingyun's shoulder and chatting with him as if they were brothers to strengthen their relationship, shouted "Fuck" in sync with the immortal male god at this moment.
Then, he pulled his right hand, which was originally resting on Wu Xingyun's shoulder, back as if it had been burned. Facing Wu Xingyun's dejected and guilty face, he shouted:
"Brother, this is so terrifying!!"
When the fake immortal Wangwang wanted to give him an egg, the egg exploded. He had witnessed the power of the Great Plague God firsthand.
Wu Xingyun looked at Wu Xiangwang worriedly and sighed dejectedly, "I told you I should be alone..."
"I said I didn't want to add it... but you forced me to add it..."
"Brother Wu, are you okay? Otherwise, I'd rather die...but my mother's pension money..."
Wu Xiangwang turned around and threw a large piece of eggshell with egg white on it at Wu Xingyun: "Shut up and eat your egg! From now on, we will maintain a safe distance of three meters! This is not directed at you, you know what I mean, right?"
He does not discriminate against the unlucky ones, but refuses to actively make life more difficult!
Wu Xingyun caught the exploded, slightly burnt eggshell with the white still attached, nodding and shaking his head repeatedly:
"I know, Brother Wu, my mom and I always keep a safe distance when we're at home. It's good for me and the people around me!
But when we were on Earth, the safe distance was three meters. But here...should we increase the safe distance a bit?"
Wu Xiangwang: "...Then five meters."
This is so bad that it’s hard to describe.
Shang Chong, who had been standing next to Wu Xingyun like a close friend for almost ten minutes, said: "..."
The expression on his face changed from joy at receiving the Iron Brothers, to horror after seeing the eggs explode, to the current expressionless and even a little panic, in just one minute.
Is it too late to run five meters outside now?
"What are you still doing squatting there? Hurry up and take your eggs away. Mow some more grass this afternoon and then go hunt the weird weasel tonight!"
Wu Xiangwang looked at Shang Chong who was standing there like a piece of wood, motionless, and urged him.
Then he heard Shang Chong's somewhat erratic voice: "Assuming this kid's bad luck can radiate, you haven't been very close to him from just now until now, but I... I'm wondering if I stand up and hold my eggs now, will they be blown away?"
Don’t forget each other: “!!!”
Under normal circumstances, he would definitely scold Shang Chong for having a hole in his brain!
But after experiencing the explosion of the baked egg that almost disfigured him, he became strangely silent.
This is... hard to say!
Then both of them looked at their mushroom tank with weird eyes.
Mushroom Tan is now happily picking up the fried egg shells with meat on them and eating them.
He was indeed very hungry. After all, no strange natives had chosen him to help weed the fields that morning, even though he was one of the first to awaken his superpowers.
Some of those strange natives ignored him as if they didn't see him, while others showed disgusted expressions as soon as they saw him and turned away, as if he was some dirty thing.
So, he has gained nothing so far.
Not to mention completing the mission, he couldn't even earn his own daily food. Fortunately, he awakened the big mushroom defense, so when he was really hungry, he could secretly pick a handful of his own mushrooms and eat them raw to fill his stomach.
But the superpowers ultimately come from the energy in the body. It's okay to hold on temporarily, but if you eat too much, it's like eating yourself.
The stomach is full but the body's energy is reduced, so the more you eat, the thinner you will become.
Maybe he can finally achieve the ultimate unlucky achievement of "eating himself to death".
So, Wu Xingyun was really touched that a big star was willing to be his boss and provide him with salary and food.
From now on, as long as he survives, he will follow Brother Wu and be his most loyal tank!
Wu Xiangwang suddenly shivered violently. A strange chill enveloped him, making his hair stand on end.
"……grass?"
I always feel like something bad has gotten to him? Could it be that weird giant weasel?!
Kill it tonight!
In the end, Shang Chong still went to hold his eggs with extreme caution.
Luckily his eggs didn't explode!
Unfortunately, his weeding task in the afternoon seemed to be doomed to bad luck -
Either his superpowers were suddenly cut off for a short time, causing him to be sucked blood by the ground-pulling grass, or the hot peppers that were mild in the morning suddenly spit fire at the back of his butt.
There was even a pepper that exploded into powder right in front of him. If there hadn't been a river not far from the field, he would have been bitten to death by a weasel before nightfall and would have died in the field he was weeding.
This situation lasted for three hours before gradually easing.
When it was almost five in the afternoon and work was almost over, Shang Chong, with the tips of his hair burnt, lay in his field, staring at the sunset with empty eyes and muttering to himself.
"It doesn't matter! I'm still okay! All the bad luck that doesn't kill me will make me stronger! One day, I'm going to chop him up until he's burnt on the outside and tender on the inside and get rid of his bad luck! All the bad luck that doesn't kill me will make me stronger!!"
Wu Xiangwang held the second-level ground-digging grass and listened carefully at the side, then turned around and left with a twitch of his mouth.
The Dharma King is the God of Bad Luck, that’s pretty good.
fine.
Work ended on time at 5:30, and the strange guard captain who had been hanging out outside all day came back waving his four arms.
When He saw that the newlyweds who were in good spirits and neatly dressed in the morning were now almost all injured, disheveled and listless, He laughed happily.
"Very good, it seems you are doing a good job. Continue tomorrow! Remember you must remove all the weeds in the field within three days, otherwise you will die!
You can only come and claim your eggs with me after you complete the mission on the third day. Before that, you can claim up to three eggs per day as food. Don't accuse me of mistreating you or making an unfair trade.
The strange guard captain smiled and looked at everyone with his eyes darting around, but when his gaze fell on Wu Xiangwang, the smile on his face froze.
What's up with this guy who asks for the most eggs? He looks refreshed and radiant after a day's work!
The weird guard captain's first reaction was that this guy was being lazy, so he immediately rushed to the most precious piece of land in the middle of his field, thinking that if there was no less groundweed in the field, he would break the human's neck on the spot, and then use his other three hands to tear off his limbs!
However, when the captain of the guard rushed to the secondary field in the middle, he saw at a glance that one-third of the weeds had been cleared away, and the land looked very clean and tidy.
He was stunned for a moment, then ran back with some confusion and thoughtfulness.
After the weird guard captain came back, he picked up the ground grass recycling bucket and shook it to take a look. After seeing the dozens of obviously different shriveled ground grasses inside, he grinned silently, and a sinister and calculating light flashed in his eyes.
Wu Xiangwang had been closely watching the captain of the guard's movements from the very beginning. He also guessed the reason why the strange captain saw him stunned, then rushed to the fields and came back.
But he didn't quite understand why the captain of the Weird Guard wanted to look at the straw barrel in the end.
only……
"Alright, alright, today's work is over. Each of you get one or two eggs and get out of here. Don't get in my way!"
After the strange guard captain finished speaking, he carried the old straw bucket away, leaving the newcomers looking at each other for a while, and then each took their own eggs from the new straw bucket and left.
Only Wu Xiannan stood there with a puzzled look on his face.
"What's wrong? Why are you in a daze? Hurry up and get your eggs, eat your dinner, and then go hunt the creepy weasel!"
"I wonder how many weird weasels will come to the village chief's house tonight? More than a hundred people have awakened today, and a total of more than four hundred people have awakened their superpowers. If more than four hundred of us go to the old village chief's house together to stake out, won't there be enough weird weasels to go around?"
Shang Chong started thinking about this problem when he had bad luck in the afternoon.
Wu Xiangwang curled his lips and said, "It's okay. I was just wondering if Guiyi would deliberately pick a fight and then renege on his debt."
"But it doesn't matter. I've been around for so many years, and no one can default on their debts to me."
It won’t work if it’s not human!
Shang Chong: “…”
He suddenly sensed the same wealthy aura from this fake immortal as his father—
Desperate for money.
He really didn't have the destiny to become a rich man from scratch.
* * *
Seven o'clock in the evening.
New people began to gather near the village chief's yard.
By eight o'clock, the grass next to the village chief's yard where the chicken coop was kept was already full of people squatting.
So much so that at nine o'clock, when the Immortal Poison Milk, his Kidney Deficiency Dharma King, and the Mold God Mushroom Tank came over, there was no place to step in the grass outside the village chief's yard.
At first glance, it was full of people.
Wu Xiannan twitched his lips fiercely.
With this number of people and the way they surrounded it, if only one weird weasel showed up tonight, there wouldn’t even be enough for each person to get a tuft of fur!
The King of Magic loves to taunt and taunt: "Look, look, I told you so. There are too many people and too little tank. How are we going to snatch monsters?"
Everyone wants a cart, but there aren't enough tickets.
Don’t forget each other: “.”
So the gorilla hero with superpowers who owns an electric tricycle is really rich...ah.
But it was obvious that Shang Chong and the newcomers who shared his concerns were all worrying too much. The strange world would never give humans the opportunity to take shortcuts or bully the weak with their numbers.
When Wu Xiangwang and Shang Chong began to discuss how to attract hatred with a lightning strike as quickly as possible, a pair of green and ferocious eyes suddenly emerged from behind the grass in the courtyard of the village chief's house.
“Here I come!”
"Hurry up!"
“Go, go, go!”
"boom!"
The quick-reacting newcomers noticed the eyes at the first moment and rushed out of the bushes and rushed over.
Shang Chong also quickly fired his first thunder!
Hey! He's a ranged mage! No need to run!
But soon he couldn't laugh anymore, because in the few seconds when the lightning struck, the green eyes behind the grass went from one pair to two pairs, from two pairs to four pairs, and finally... dozens of pairs.
“Fuck!!!”
"What the hell are you running for?!"
The person who had originally rushed towards the bushes rushed back twice as hard.
At this time, dozens of strange weasels roared at the crescent moon in the sky and rushed out like arrows!
Among them, the strange weasel that was struck by lightning roared the most fiercely and cruelly. It didn't even look at the other people it was chasing after, and rushed straight towards Wu Xiangwang and his group of three.
Then, Wu Xiannan noticed with his sharp eyes that the tail of this strange weasel... was only half.
The immortal man was silent.
This King of Kidney Deficiency is really damn accurate in chopping wolves.
Now there is no need to pull hatred anymore, it's nailed down.
"Chiaoaoaoao——"
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The author has something to say:
Mildew Tank: I must become Brother Wu’s best tank!
Wangwang: Thank you... I try my best to be honest with myself.
Bald Weasel with Broken Tail: Aaaaaaa my tail and forehead!! Today it’s either you or me who will die!
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