Almost at the moment when everyone approached the thirteen cows on Dongpo, the cows that were originally grazing quietly started moving as if they were collectively going crazy.
The cows reacted so quickly, as if their previous quiet grazing appearance was just a disguise, waiting for humans to come to them automatically.
Wu Xiangwang stood on the cow's head, holding the horns of Flower Ears, and was swung for nearly five minutes. His mind was a little fuzzy, and the cow, which he had previously judged to be docile, gradually stopped shaking its head wildly.
However, it was still panting and swaying, trying to rub its horns against the ground to get rid of the little bug Wu Xiangwang that was clinging to its horns.
Unfortunately, it still failed. Unless it could tilt its head to a right angle to push the ground, Wu Xiangwang would be able to keep jumping back and forth between its four horns to keep itself in the best position.
"Moo!"
Flower Ears let out an angry roar that was much weaker than before. It was obvious that the mad bull's jumping had consumed a lot of its energy.
It was not until this time that Wu Xiangwang covered his forehead and grinned.
Are you done jumping?
Then let me teach you how to be a good cow!
Four small butterflies with flapping wings flew out from Wu Xiangwang's cloak and began to fly around the flower-eared cow.
[Yin Yang Beauty Butterfly Skill: Zhuang Zhou's Dream of the Butterfly]
Wu Xiangwang grabbed the cow's horns and began to create a special cow illusion for this spotted-eared cow.
Then, the dizzy cow looked at the little butterflies in front of her as if she heard the voice of a kindly gold medal announcer -
On the vast grassland, a gentle spring rain had just ended. The green grass still carried the fragrance of rain and dew, and docile cattle grazed on the grassland.
“Moo…?”
The piebald cow blinked and shook its piebald ears. It seemed to be seeing something strange.
[This is the season when all things come back to life, and it is also a beautiful season for Oxen to start looking for mates and nurturing life.
Look! There is a strong young cow with beautiful flowers on her ears. She is walking up the grassy eastern slope.
"Moo?"
There are beautiful little flowers on the ears. Hey, Niu Niu has beautiful little flowers on his ears! Niu Niu is also in Dongpo, so Niu Niu is a beautiful little cow!
[It was strong and energetic, first grazing leisurely on the east slope.]
Hua Erduo lowered his head and leisurely ate two or three mouthfuls of grass.
Then, it suddenly raised its head, its attention drawn to the butterflies in front of it.
Flower-eared Niu Niu raised his head and saw several butterflies flying in front of him.
It was clearly a cute, curious animal, happily chasing the little butterfly and running forward leisurely.
The flower-eared bull shook its tail and head, then pawed its little hooves and leisurely followed the little butterflies as it ran towards the west slope.
As it strolled along, it suddenly saw a tall, strong bull in front of it. From a bull's perspective, it was a very handsome bull.
Flower Ears shook his ears excitedly and began to run forward at an accelerated speed.
“Moo! Moo!!”
Where? Where is there a handsome tall bull? He wants to graze and walk with the handsome cows!
Xiaohua saw the handsome bull and ran towards him happily. The bull was standing on the west slope covered with sweet cranberry grass, leisurely swinging his tail and waiting for him, waiting for the beautiful and healthy heifer.
Apparently, they will compose a love march on the west slope, adding a touch of bright color to this spring.
"Moo~moo~"
That’s right! Xiaohua wants to graze and walk with her handsome dream cow and compose a love march to add some color to spring!!!
So, while the adventurers from other teams were still nervously and anxiously trying to appease the mad bull or fight with the fierce bull, the beautiful Xiangxiang was already leisurely riding on Xiaohua's bull head and running towards the west slope.
As Xiaohua mooed and ran towards the west slope, the adventurers from the other eleven teams widened their eyes in disbelief.
"Why is the cow she rides so docile?! Do cows also judge gender by appearance?!" The tall tattooed man who was looking for trouble last night shouted out in disbelief. You know, his arm was rubbed by the cow's horn during the chase and now it is broken and cannot move.
No one can stand comparing one's own misery with the leisure of others!
Then, the second person that the tall tattooed man couldn't accept appeared -
"Well, Sister Axiang is prettier than you." Songzan rode on the bull's head and worked hard with his brother to pull the bull's ears and the huge nose ring they had just put on the bull's nose. Although it was a bit difficult, he walked steadily past the tall tattooed man.
"Also, based on my experience raising cattle, cattle are generally more gentle towards beautiful women."
Dorje stood on the ox's head, looking at the girl running in the front with admiration, and nodded seriously: "Not only the ox, but everyone should be gentler to her."
The tall tattooed man: "..."
I am despairing of this world where appearance is everything!
"But where did you get your nose rings from?! We need cow nose rings too!"
The tall tattooed man and the huge weird bull became much more obedient, and he couldn't help asking about the nose ring.
Songzan rubbed his nose and said, "That's one of my special skills. You can't use it. But I saw an uncle who seemed to have metal powers. He was turning a grass ring into a golden nose ring. You can ask him to change your nose ring."
"But putting a nose ring on a bull isn't easy. My brother is the most powerful warrior in our tribe, and he has supernatural powers, so he was able to control the bull. Even if you have nose rings, it would be difficult to put one on these big bulls."
"Why don't you think of another way?"
Although Songzan said this, the people from other teams who were troubled by these strange mountain-like cows still decided to put nose rings on the cows.
So they sent people from the team to find Hao Youjin, who had the Midas touch, and started to customize nose rings from him.
Hao Youjin twitched his lips when he heard this. "Customizing the nose ring is no problem, but everyone, I think we should do it one cow at a time."
"It seems these cows are quite powerful. Without special skills, four or five people won't be able to control them. Instead of wasting time here, why don't we get more than fifty of us to control a cow, put a nose ring on it, and then lead it over. Wouldn't that be faster and safer?"
The person who came to borrow the gold nose ring fell silent.
Then suddenly they all felt that it was really stupid for them to fight on their own.
"Brother, you're right! As human beings, we should unite against the enemy and help each other! How can fighting alone be as satisfying as fighting a group?!"
At least in terms of bringing the cattle to the west slope, it was much easier for them to tame a cattle together than for four or five people to be chased by a cattle.
Brother Zhang, who first proposed the team action: "..."
Zhang's younger brothers looked at him anxiously. The tall tattooed man immediately said, "Zhang, we're not going with them! They can't take advantage of us!"
Then Brother Zhang glared at the tall tattooed man with disgust.
"Are you out of your mind? It's obviously safer to get nose piercings together now!"
Then Zhang Ba walked straight into Hao Youjin's team and said, "Brother, join us! Let's work hard together to fight the bull. If anyone uses tricks or doesn't fight with full strength, don't blame me, Brother Zhang, for pushing him out to fight the bull."
Everyone: “…”
Well, at least with this guy here, we won’t end up fighting.
"Old Jin, I'm here to help you too!"
"Brother Hao, I'm coming too."
Then everyone accepted the Dharma King and rejected the moldy mushrooms out of emotion.
So, except for Wu Xiangwang, Wu Xingyun, Songzan and Doji, all the people who were not seriously injured gathered together to prepare to trap the cow and put the ring of destiny on it.
However, what no one expected was that when the remaining 46 of them gathered together, the strange giant bulls that were originally scattered and attacking madly also gathered together while mooing!
When the adventurers saw the nine bulls gathered together and pointed their thirty-six horns at them, they fell silent as they thought they could outnumber the few.
This is fucking embarrassing, isn't it?
Even more embarrassing was the fact that the Black Bull King, the ultimate bull among bulls, had been abandoned from the very beginning and decided to be dealt with last. His hide was gleaming black, and his four horns towered high into the sky. It also slowly stood up after the nine bulls gathered.
It walked to the middle of the herd step by step, with its hooves thicker than elephant legs, causing the ground to shake. Then, as the herd retreated on their own initiative, it walked to the front of the herd.
When the black bull king, which was as big as a black hill, stood firm, everyone standing opposite the herd of cattle couldn't help but take a step back.
They were under a terrifying pressure like a mountain falling down on their heads. Shang Chong even had a premonition that if they didn't run away quickly, they would be crushed into mud by the madly running cattle!
At this moment, Songzan and Doji turned their heads and showed shocked expressions. Songzan grabbed the cow's ears and shouted to the people behind him:
"What are you still standing there for?! Get out of the way! Don't make eye contact with these cows! Or they'll crush you to death!"
Songzan is the best cattle-raising boy in the family. Even if the cows are from a strange world, he can tell what they are going to do next from their every move and eyes.
This group of people has already confronted the herd of cattle, and the black hill-like leader of the cattle will absolutely not allow any challenge to its tribal authority!
Once you provoke a bull and make it get angry, it will be like a bullfight and a fight to the death!
But Shang Chong, Wang Xiao and Zhang Ge did not move, and no one even responded to Songzan's words.
Don’t they want to run?!
They really want to run away!!
But now they can't move at all!!
Even those who don't understand the emotions of cows can feel it. If they act rashly at this time, it will probably immediately stimulate the herd to attack them violently.
Therefore, the two sides can only confront each other.
But even so, the oppressed people are becoming more and more dangerous.
Because the black cow as big as a hill began to shake its head and paw with its hooves.
Fuck! Are they going to die under the hooves of a bull?!
Just when everyone was suppressed and filled with despair, suddenly a group of dreamy, glowing butterflies flew gently and nimbly between the confronting cows and humans.
then--
The man and the cow looked at the beautiful butterfly, and it seemed as if they heard a kind and soothing voice:
【Spring is the season when everything comes back to life. 】
[The grass begins to grow and the flowers bloom slightly with the warm breeze.
On the hillside, a group of strong and brave cows stand together, feeling the beauty of nature.
Suddenly, they saw a beautiful little cow with cute little flower patterns on its ears appearing in front of them.
Cows: "Moo?!"
[The beautiful little cow swung its tail, shook its ears, and ate the grass gracefully.
Waiting for the cow of his dreams, together with him, he will compose a spring love march on the meadow full of sweet cranberry grass.
Cows: "Moo!!"
What are you waiting for? Go find your destined love! Only love and life cannot be wasted.
The herd: "Ah ...
Go, go, go! !
Go west! Find the destined heifer!
Then, the unruly bulls rushed towards the west slope of love.
The adventurers who almost wanted to run after him: "!!!"
"Fuck, what just happened? I almost thought I was a cow?!"
"...I don't know if you heard it? Anyway, I seem to hear the sound of a documentary that I often watched when I was a child." Shang Chong asked while wiping his face.
Others: “…”
That's right, you are not alone.
God damn, “it’s the season of revival again!”
It's already October, okay?
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