Chapter 25 Back to the Beautiful Moment (Three in One)
This idiot is quite good at making others work for him.
Jian Yuheng was so angry that he was silent.
"This is the business trip report that Secretary Song submitted to the board of directors." Assistant Gong handed over another document, "Second Young Master, please take a look."
The second young master took a closer look.
Second Young Master: “…”
This beautiful text also originated from Jian Yuheng.
Jian Yuheng finished reading all the documents and calmed himself down.
Fortunately, there are still speeches by outstanding employees, monthly reports and other documents, which do not seem to be written by him. They have a more personal style and are very long.
During this period, he had more or less troubled the secretary. Perhaps it was because he could not finish the work, so Song Ruochen resorted to a little trick.
Jian Yuheng showed a mentally balanced smile.
The office door was knocked open and Jian Feng walked in.
"Hey, President Jian is here in person." Assistant Gong greeted.
"People from Hao Chi will be coming soon, and I've already sent out invitations." Jian Feng said, "Will you join me in entertaining them?"
"No problem." Jian Yuheng agreed.
"Brother, didn't you sleep well these two days?" Jian Yuheng asked.
I have dark circles under my eyes and my eyes have become smaller.
"I've been sleeping late lately." Jian Feng smiled, "I talked more with your sister-in-law."
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Oh oh oh, I understand. It's a new hobby. People with omegas are so arrogant. They bring all this out.
"He's been interested in workplace culture lately, haha." Jian Feng laughed hollowly twice, "We've been studying together for several nights about outstanding employee speeches and the writing of monthly work reports."
Jian Yuheng opened his mouth: "You guys are really in a good mood..."
Wait a minute.
What are you studying? Sounds familiar.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Wasn't that the job he forced on Song Ruochen? How did it end up in his brother's place?
Song Ruochen, you really didn't do anything at all?
"Brother, what are you thinking about?" Jian Feng asked, "Why do you look so confused?"
Jian Yuheng: “:O”
Is there?
"Oh, yes." Jian Feng remembered something else. "Mom called yesterday and said that we didn't grow up together and we're not close enough. She asked us to help each other more at work and go out for a small gathering when we have time. Brothers shouldn't be too distant from each other."
Jian Yuheng: "Okay brother."
We have helped each other many times.
The work I assigned was completed by you, and the work you assigned was completed by me. We have a give-and-take relationship and complement each other.
We are definitely a family that helps each other and loves each other!
family!
Jian Feng: “?”
Everyone said Jian Yuheng was unruly, and he was still very domineering when he returned to the company.
He didn't realize that Jian Yuheng had been doing quite well so far.
"Okay then." Jian Feng said sleepily, "It just so happens that your sister-in-law is not busy tonight, let's go play golf and relax. I can't do it anymore, I'll go downstairs and take a nap."
"Wait a minute, brother." Jian Yuheng said, "Call Secretary Song over to me."
Jian Feng: “Okay.”
Half an hour later, the zero-dollar shopping middleman stood in the middle of the office, looking at everyone with cold eyes like a dog.
"Second Young Master, do you want to ask me something?" Song Ruochen asked.
"Nothing." Jian Yuheng said, "Secretary Song, please stand here for a while."
Song Ruochen: “?”
Punish him again?
The soul of the villain is burning again, right?
"What was Secretary Song doing last night?" Jian Yuheng asked.
Last night, Song Ruochen pushed Meng Yumian to go shopping at the food court. Because he wanted to eat everything and would be full if he ate everything, he went back to the stalls and tried a few of them, and it was a great experience.
"I'm working overtime to do the work assigned by the second young master." Song Ruochen said.
Jian Yuheng: “:)”
If you had really worked hard, I wouldn't have been able to crack the question bank, be crowned the test god, or be deducted 2 points that would have brought shame to the Jian family.
The second young master didn't dare to keep the job. After all, the job did not disappear, it just returned to the Jian family in a different form.
"Come here." Jian Yuheng waved his hand, called the person over, and pointed at his computer screen, "Help me organize this report."
"Okay, Second Young Master." Song Ruochen picked up the laptop.
Jian Yuheng: “……?”
"No takeout allowed." Jian Yuheng said, "We'll do it here."
After living long enough, you will see the packing work.
Song Ruochen: "Okay, idiot."
ding dong.
"Okay, Second Young Master." Song Ruochen said.
Jian Yuheng: “Dish”
He retreated to the sofa aside and observed Song Ruochen working.
Secretary Song sat upright, staring at the computer screen, typing away on the keyboard.
Keeping a close eye on the person, Jian Yuheng opened the "Ao~" app and found that his filial son had sent him a message just 20 minutes ago.
Tsk, this workplace beggar is here to beg for food again.
[Corporate Animal]: Father, do you have a work log template?
[Corporate Animal]: Father, my busy father, please take care of me.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Well, ascended the throne.
He clicked on the dialog box and replied with a period.
"Buzz~", the cell phone in Song Ruochen's pocket vibrated.
It’s really you, a corporate slave.
Jian Yuheng gritted his teeth and sent another period.
"Buzz~" The cell phone in the workplace beggar's pocket kept vibrating.
Song Ruochen took out his cell phone in confusion, and saw his father had sent ten "."s.
What? Where in the deep sea do you live? Why can you blow bubbles?
"Secretary Song," Jian Yuheng said loudly, "You must concentrate on your work."
"Master Jian is right." Song Ruochen obediently muted his phone completely and put it back in his pocket.
The secretary obediently put down her phone and continued typing, which made Jian Yuheng feel a little more entertained.
However, he stared at the 100% match marked on the chat interface of the "Ah~" app and fell silent again.
That's it? 100%? That's fake, right?
Jane·Walking ABO Knowledge Question Bank·Yuheng believes that alpha and omega with 100% matching degree should be tender and affectionate, as close as glue and lacquer.
What is Song Ruochen? Is he too lively?
Besides, a 100% match should bring attraction, right?
At the moment, Jian Yuheng just wants to lock the person up in the office and make him write ten different test papers as punishment.
Song Ruochen glanced at his phone secretly——
[Yan Ci]: Don’t worry, Little Grape. My husband will organize the reports you mentioned.
[Yan Ci]: But he seems to be busy at the moment, I will give you a plan in the evening. 0.0**
[Song Ruochen]: Oh.
"Secretary Song." Jian Yuheng came over. "How long will it take to finish?"
Song Ruochen counted on his fingers: "19 hours."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
In 19 hours, you may not get the report, but you can wait until the rooster crows.
Song Ruochen was in a daze when he remembered something: "Oh, because of the heavy workload, the Second Young Master needs to pay me overtime separately."
The next second, the tall alpha man walked behind him.
"Why not?" Jian Yuheng asked helplessly.
Song Ruochen: “.”
Jian Yuheng leaned over from behind him and pressed his right hand on the back of his hand which was pressing the mouse.
"Categorize the completed projects. For those with incomplete data, send them back to the relevant departments by email for re-reporting." Jian Yuheng's voice fell into his ears. "Then drag these few into the calculation program and estimate the cost."
"Do you understand?" Jian Yuheng finished his detailed demonstration, "Song... Secretary."
Jian Yuheng: "Do it?"
"Okay." Song Ruochen took back the mouse and clicked save.
"Thank you, Director Jian. I have finished everything." Song Ruochen said, "I still have a lot of work to do, so I will go back first."
Jian Yuheng: “.”
A lot of work is not seen, but the thick skin is obvious.
Song Ruochen ran very fast.
"I've learned how to make reports. I'm so good at it," he said.
【Smart grapes, you can learn it in one go. 】
[Are all people who have been to college as smart as you? ]
"I am beautiful and intelligent." said Song Ruochen.
[Huh? It seems like it can be upgraded again. I'll go update it. You can play it by yourself first.]
Making reports was quite tiring, so Song Ruochen went to the cafeteria to order two snacks, then sat by the window and ate while answering emails.
There is another message on the phone——
[Yan Ci]: grape~
[Song Ruochen]:?
[Yan Ci]: Do you want to go out and play tonight? Jian Feng has made an appointment with Jian Yuheng to play golf. I want to go too. Do you want to join us? After the game, let's go to a delicious private restaurant.
[Song Ruochen]: I really want to join you. I love golf.
[Yan Ci]: I have already made an appointment with Jian Feng. After get off work, he will drive you and your brother there. I will wait for you at the stadium first.
[Song Ruochen]: Okay, okay.
[Yan Ci]: You can wear those claw gloves I bought, they are very warm. 0.0*
[Song Ruochen]: Good (/) Good (v) Good (v)
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In the evening, after finishing today's work, Jian Feng called Song Ruochen who was staring at the screen and typing hard on the keyboard.
"Secretary Song," Jian Feng said, "Let's get off work and go play golf."
The professional actor smiled and nodded: "Very good."
The elevator stopped at the first floor and Jian Yuheng was waiting for them at the staircase.
"Should I drive or should you drive?" Jian Yuheng played with the car keys in his hand.
"I'll drive," Jian Feng said, "You two just sit back."
"Wait a moment." Song Ruochen said, "Wait two minutes before setting off."
Two minutes later, a delivery motorcycle came rushing over and handed Song Ruochen a bouquet of beautifully wrapped fresh roses.
"Mr. Jian, the flowers you ordered for your wife have arrived." Song Ruochen said, "Mr. Jian is still as ceremonial as ever."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Jian Feng: “Haha.”
Hua Zhan was the co-pilot, while Jian Yuheng sat in the back seat with the secretary.
Jian Feng bought a lot of snacks, and Song Ruochen opened a bag of cheese-flavored potato chips and ate them with a crunchy noise.
It is so comfortable to ride in a smooth car. Jian Yuheng half closed his eyes and thought about the 100% pheromone matching degree again.
I have to keep it a secret. What would happen if his mother knew that 100% was right next to him?
Come to think of it, can this really be 100% true?
He glanced at Song Ruochen. The secretary was looking at the bag of potato chips with a loving look in her eyes. She didn't even spare him a glance, as if she didn't care about him at all.
It should be more compatible with snacks, right?
It's not 100% accurate at all. I'll find an opportunity to retest.
Song Ruochen finished chewing a bag of potato chips and was about to open another bag when he received a message from Meng Yumian -
[Meng Yumian]: What should I do, Secretary Song? My source of inspiration seems to have dried up.
[孟雨眠]：他不再憤怒、張狂，開始變得膽怯和懦弱。
[孟雨眠]：我需要一些新的靈感。
大棗他哥可真是個廢物，甚至不能循環利用。
[孟雨眠]：宋秘書，我剛站起來走了五分鐘，我是不是不用舉鐵啦？
[宋若辰]：0.o能走這麽久？那确實不用不舉鐵了，我去問問鐵人三項。
[孟雨眠]：……
[孟雨眠]：我、我下樓買點生活用品，先不聊啦。
[宋若辰]：回來，靈感多得是。
車停在高爾夫球場，宋若辰推門下車，剛好看見晏辭。
“宋秘書！”晏辭揮揮手，“這個核桃酥好香。”
“核桃酥好。”宋若辰說，“我補補腦子。”
“大棗。”宋若辰問，“主播青蘋的直播間是哪個啊？”
晏辭震驚：“小葡萄，你私底下是不是一直叫我大棗。”
“……忘切換了，夫人。”宋若辰說，“青蘋最近是不是還在罵你？”
“一直都有罵呀。”晏辭說，“我們不要理他。”
宋若辰把青蘋的直播間id分享給了孟雨眠。
[宋若辰]：進這個。
[宋若辰]：等着。
直播間裏，主播青蘋正和網友聊天——
“晏辭的人氣都是靠臉吸引來的。”青蘋說，“他游戲玩得很一般。”
直播間內，粉絲一陣應和。
“慢走不宋”進入了直播間。
[慢走不宋]：懂了，原來是靠不上臉，我說我怎麽點進來就想講兩句，原來是你用你的長相先攻擊了我。
[慢走不宋]：0.o，直播間裏這麽多蒼蠅，看來主播的人氣是靠惡臭吸引來的。房子租的是垃圾堆還是茅坑，腌入味了。
晏辭：“……”
青蘋：“……”
青蘋：“艹了我特麽*……%……i”
[慢走不宋]退出了直播間。
幾乎是同時，孟雨眠發來了消息。
[孟雨眠]：好純粹的憤怒，續上了，宋秘書，我的靈感續上了。
[宋若辰]：不謝，之前那個二手的沒用了，這個新的應該能用一陣子。
[孟雨眠]：好！
[孟雨眠]：很快，又有一幅新作品要誕生了。
“走吧小葡萄。”晏辭抓住宋若辰的衣袖，“要不要去打高爾夫？”
大學生沒玩過這個，頓時來了興趣：“試試。”
宋若辰領了根球杆，趕着地上的小球玩。
這麽遠的距離，這麽小的球，很難打進洞吧？多回檔幾次，能打中嗎？
腰被什麽東西輕輕戳了兩下，他擡頭，簡昱珩正拿新球杆輕拍他的腰。
“宋秘書。”簡昱珩說，“站姿不對啊。”
腰被球杆輕輕地壓了下，宋若辰調了下站姿，揚起球杆。
簡昱珩輕笑了下，這動作，應該是打不中球的，小秘書不會玩。
下一秒，宋若辰掄着胳膊把球杆轉成了小風扇，終于，幾圈過後，草地上的球嗖地飛了出去。
“小葡萄好厲害。”晏辭說。
簡昱珩：“……？”
重新定義高爾夫。：）
懶人宋若辰玩幾下就累了，被晏辭拉着去休息區打游戲。
宋若辰就知道，晏辭的游戲水平毋庸置疑，因為晏辭連他都帶得動。
跟大棗一起玩游戲的體驗太好了，他就沒輸過，一路嘎嘎上分。
“不早了。”又打完一局，晏辭說，“我們去換個衣服，準備去吃私房菜吧。”
宋若辰：“好好好。”
“你先去。”晏辭說，“我去幫簡楓收拾東西。 ”
宋若辰去了，這高爾夫球場的休息區很大，他們這行人有個單獨帶浴室的休息間，這會兒應該是沒人的。
天徹底黑了之後，溫度降得有些低，宋若辰剛好帶了大棗買的厚外套，可以換上。
【我回來了！】
【我升級了，現在是2.5版本。】
【而且本次升級免費！】
【你剛幹什麽了，回檔零錢包到賬了40分鐘。】
“有什麽新功能嗎？”宋若辰問。
【必須有。】
【現在可以定兩個存檔點了，随時存檔，方便選擇，擁有開挂般的人生~】
【而且，為推廣存檔點功能，使用存檔點打九八折哦~】
“不錯，好功能。”宋若辰說，“試試。”
【正在為小葡萄設置！】
宋若辰剛說完，洗浴間的門被推開了，剛沖完澡的簡昱珩走了出來。
剛沖完澡，alpha男人只在腰間系了條長浴巾，深棕色的頭發只擦到半幹，露着肌肉結實的胸膛，緊致結實的腹肌上還沾着水珠。
簡昱珩：“！”
怎麽有人？
“反派哥身材絕好啊。”宋若辰跟系統說。
【确實。】
【小葡萄~回避一下，好像不太禮貌。】
“哦哦。”禮貌的宋若辰轉了過去。
簡昱珩：“……”
簡昱珩也向後轉，拾起衣服，二倍速地穿。
擔心的事情并沒有發生，宋若辰今天挺禮貌的，沒有動手扯他的浴巾。果然，之前那幾次，純粹就是想鬧着玩吧？
不是那種百分百的吸引？
沐浴露的香氣中混着點山楂的酸甜味，宋若辰一下子就餓了。
他火速換好衣服，出去等吃了。
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考慮到大家都餓，人齊後，簡楓把車開得飛快，很快就到了晏辭說的私房菜館。
這家店的用餐環境好，餐廳外是一處院落，月色下的小橋流水很是好看。
晚風輕拂起黑發，宋若辰覺得自己這會兒還挺有氛圍感。
“舉杯邀明月。”這風景，美得宋若辰想念詩，“這裏好看，下個存檔點試試。”
【2號點存好了。】
“一會兒是不是還能存一個？”宋若辰問。
【可以，但要把1號撤回。】
“嗯？我們的1號已經下了嗎？”宋若辰問，“下哪兒了？”
“辰辰，我五殺。”晏辭叫他，“快來快來。”
“我來了。”宋若辰去看熱鬧了，“夫人厲害。”
晏辭已經打完了，隊友正在各種誇誇。
檐下，等上菜的間隙，簡昱珩和簡楓并肩而立，正說着話——
“我們兄弟倆，好久沒這樣聚過了。”簡楓說，“自打你出國留學，就很少見你。難得啊，今晚真美好。”
最近人是逐漸心平氣和，跟從小叛逆的弟弟也能如此平和地相處了。
而且他覺得弟弟的脾氣似乎也好了很多？
“嗯。”簡昱珩說，“這地方不錯，幽靜舒适，在這用餐，算是人生中難得的美好瞬間。”
“宋秘書有沒有什麽人生中的美好瞬間？”晏辭問，“想反複經歷的那種？”
“有。”宋若辰說。
我剛站那小橋上就挺美滋滋的，而且我還能回去呢。
回去看看，剛好跑快點，趕上看大棗游戲裏五殺。
“讀取存檔點。”宋若辰說，“我這就去看看我的美好瞬間。”
叮當。
正感受兄弟情的簡昱珩錯愕回頭，周圍的場景大變。
高爾夫場的休息室裏，宋若辰茫然地站着，看着站在自己對面只裹着毛巾的出浴alpha。
【哎呀小葡萄，口令錯誤，未指定存檔點。】
【回1號點了，報意思~】
宋若辰：“嘶……”
剛出浴的簡昱珩：“……”
他掃了眼自己的胸肌、腹肌和腰間裹着的白浴巾。
不是。
你小子，人生中的美好瞬間，是這兒嗎？啊？
好看？
愛看？
還看？！
*
【新功能嘛，還需要多熟悉熟悉。】
【也不虧，還能看看反派的好身材。】
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宋若辰：“……”
沒事的沒事的。
反正簡昱珩也不知道他看了兩次山楂出浴。
人活着就是要取悅自己，花點回檔幣欣賞alpha的好身材怎麽了。
簡昱珩穿衣服的速度都慢了，這一趟，宋若辰不僅沒轉過去，還呆呆地站在那兒。
怎麽？100%的吸引力終于出現了嗎？
不至于。
宋若辰總不至于花大價錢回檔就為了再經歷這一段……吧？
“我好餓啊系統。”宋若辰說，“剛才差一點我就要吃上飯了。”
宋若辰：“我們能回2號存檔點嗎？”
【不能直接跳，咱們是回檔系統，只能倒擋。】
【但是咱有倍速功能，可以快速前往2號。】
“十倍速。”宋若辰說。
簡昱珩嗖地穿好了衣服，刷拉一下走到了屋外，又看着太陽咚地砸進了地平線。
然後他哥閃現過來，說了個長句：“弟車飯。”
沒多久，簡昱珩又站回了私房菜館的屋檐下。
簡昱珩：“……”
搞這麽快，是除了出浴圖，別的都不想看嗎？
宋若辰搖晃了一下，差點沒站穩。
【@。@】
【暈得想死機。】
【以後別這麽幹了……yue】
宋若辰也是，他腳步虛浮，撞在了大棗的身上，被大棗扶住。
“別聊啦，快上菜。”晏辭說，“宋秘書餓了。”
飯菜總算端了上來，宋若辰開始心無旁骛地大快朵頤。
簡昱珩吃得慢，時不時還跟簡楓聊幾句工作——
“最近的工作真多啊。”簡楓感慨。
簡昱珩：“不好意思……”
“你不好意思什麽？”簡楓困惑，“又不是你導致的。”
“爸說過，公司也是你的。”簡楓說，“你是我弟弟，不用那麽卑微。”
簡昱珩心虛地嗯了聲，把目光移向了身邊的黑中介。
中介正對着一只烤蝦喜笑顏開，身上毫無班味，全身上下有種睡眠充足的美，好像比前陣子還更好看了。
漂亮是真漂亮，神經也是真神經。
小腦瓜裏不知道裝了點什麽，每天都很能折騰。
晏辭正張嘴接受簡楓投喂，目光一擡，發現簡昱珩在盯着宋若辰看，好像還盯了挺久。
晏辭：“哇哦？”
看他發現了什麽不得了的東西。
簡昱珩盯了兩分鐘，沒看透，放棄了觀察，轉回頭來，發現嫂子沖他鼓勵地笑了笑：“加油，弟弟。”
簡昱珩：“？”
我不是，我沒。
宋若辰剛吃完，收到了孟雨眠發來的消息——
[孟雨眠]：宋秘書，我又畫出了一張傳世名作。
[宋若辰]：恭喜。
[孟雨眠]：對了，宋秘書，兩天後那個鐵人三項培訓我請假了，我要去參加A市的一場舞會。
宋若辰：“？”
舞會？
原書劇情又來了啊。
在這場舞會上，孟雨眠遭人暗算，被下了藥，原本就脆弱的身體雪上加霜。大晚上的，簡一開車過來撈人，把人送進醫院照顧了一周。
大棗一氣之下，跑去了雪山，宋秘書背着氧氣罐拄着登山杖，一步步來到了冰原。
宋若辰：“……”
這次是天山雪棗。
【原書說，被下藥是因為有人嫉妒孟小少爺的才華，想讓他在舞會上出醜。】
【看來本次任務就是：陪同孟小少爺去舞會，并及時甄別有問題的食物和別有用心的人。】
[宋若辰]：舞會不安全，孟小少爺，我陪您一起去。
[孟雨眠]：好的，宋秘書辦事，我還算放心。
“在想什麽？宋秘書。”晏辭抓着宋若辰搖晃，“吃完啦，送你回家。”
“放心，夫人。”宋若辰回神，“我是不會讓你離開家的。”
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兩天後。
簡昱珩将工作日志存檔，關上電腦，在樓下員工股休息區遇到了精神抖擻的簡楓。
“弟。”簡楓說，“家和萬事興，你感覺到了嗎？”
簡昱珩：“或許？”
簡楓：“自打你願意跟我出去吃飯之後，我仿佛感覺身上的工作量都變少了。”
簡昱珩：“哈哈。”
跟和不和的沒關系，只是他暫時放過了宋若辰，宋若辰放過了大家。
“我等下回趟家。”簡昱珩說，“哥有什麽需要我帶的嗎？”
“幫我帶盒點心給爸媽吧。”簡楓說。
龔助理開車，往簡家的方向去。簡昱珩正打算閉目養神，安靜了兩天的手機忽然又“嗷”了一聲。
義子怎麽了？
[社畜]：兒臣給父皇請安。
[社畜]：父皇萬歲萬歲萬萬歲。
簡昱珩：“……”
[領導]：何事？
不是沒留工作嗎？
[社畜]：領導，咱上流社會的舞會一般什麽流程啊？
簡昱珩的眼皮輕擡了下，怎麽，宋若辰要去什麽舞會嗎？他記得簡楓最近的行程裏沒有這一項。
小秘書是想和誰跳舞呢？今天的工作做完了嗎，還有閑心出去玩？
壓下心上莫名的不爽，簡昱珩詳細回複——
[領導]：進場，跳舞，離場。
[社畜]：領導講話果然很有領導風範，聽君一席話。
[領導]：……
[社畜]：父皇，那舞會有什麽着裝要求嗎？怎樣穿比較安全？
[領導]：穿得越多越好。
[社畜]：謝父皇，兒臣告退。
[領導]：不要喝來歷不明的酒。
簡昱珩捕捉痕跡地皺了下眉，舞會多為社交性質，宋若辰是想認識誰呢？
“二少，我們到了。”龔助理出聲提醒。
簡昱珩将兩盒茶點放在桌上，他媽媽在花園裏，正忙着修剪花枝。
“晚上城西有個公益慈善性質的舞會。”媽媽說，“你替我去吧。”
“舞會？”簡昱珩擡眸。
他媽媽：“不願意的話，我讓龔……”
“我去看看也行。”簡昱珩說。
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晚上八點，城西，一場上流社會的舞會如期開場了。
宋若辰推着套了一身綠色吉利服的孟雨眠緩緩進入了會場，頓時吸引了所有人的目光。
“宋、宋秘書。”孟雨眠如坐針氈，“我一定要這樣穿嗎？”
“小少爺，這是今日的安保方案‘絕地求生’。”穿着白襯衫，戴着黑色手套的宋若辰說，“我會讓您平安度過今晚。”
孟雨眠感覺自己的自尊好像不太平安。
“那……我們先去吃點東西吧？”孟雨眠說，“我好像有點餓了。”
“好的，少爺。”宋若辰翻出來一包壓縮餅幹，“我為您準備了充足的幹糧，不會讓您渴着餓着。”
宋若辰用力，掰了塊幹巴巴的餅幹，塞到了孟雨眠的手中：“管夠。”
孟雨眠：“……”
“小少爺是來拜訪誰的？”宋若辰問，“我推您去。”
孟雨眠要拜訪的，是A市的美術館館長，兩人談的話題都與畫相關，宋若辰聽不明白，就站在一旁走神，順便和系統聊天。
【不愧是你啊小葡萄。】
【這壓縮餅幹帶得好，妙啊，你盡管下藥，咱們不吃。】
“是吧。”宋若辰說，“壞人無非就是想讓孟小少爺在大衆眼皮子底下出醜，我們自己先出醜，讓壞人無路可走。”
區區下藥，哪有吉利服醜。
孟小少爺的健康保住了。
【滴嘟滴嘟。】
“好好說話，不要發出奇怪的聲音。”宋若辰說。
【奇怪，我剛才掃描了一下自己，你猜咋地？】
【回檔零錢包的用戶人數是1.5個人。】
宋若辰：“？”
“因為我聰明過人，一個頂一個半嗎？”他問。
【很有可能。】
【那不管它了~】
“是的。”宋若辰說，“工作嘛，多一事不如少一事。”
【宋總說得對。只要不上報，就是沒有bug。】
人和系統一拍即合。
簡昱珩到場的時候，一眼就透過人群看見了那個坐在輪椅上的綠玩意兒，還有旁邊站着的，被襯托得和月光似的漂亮小秘書。
“我勒個去。”附近有個聲音，“小醜，醜得不能再醜。”
“釋懷了。”那聲音喃喃地說，“我果然，還是退下吧。”
簡昱珩回頭，一個2D龇牙小黑人退場了。
“二少？”龔助理說，“你怎麽突然帶上了欣慰的笑容？”
舞會場的一束光不知什麽時候打到了簡昱珩的身上。
“假如生活欺騙了你，沒事的。”簡昱珩說仰頭，“它收拾別人的時候，可能比收拾你還狠。”
龔助理：“？”
詩興大發？
“各位客人，我們酒會時間即将結束，舞會要開始啦。”有個聲音在大廳內響起，“請各位抓緊時間找到自己的舞伴，一起進入舞池吧。”
宋若辰掃了眼孟雨眠。
“不用啦，宋秘書。”孟雨眠抓緊說，“我和館長還有一些工作沒聊完。”
若是犁地三周半，等到開春，舞池的地或許也能播種了。
“好的，孟小少爺。”宋若辰從不勉強人。
【放心去玩吧，館長是好人，沒關系的。】
【不放心的話，就在附近時間放個存檔點吧。】
“放一個。”宋若辰說，“有備無患。”
【你會跳舞？】
“我只會跳大神。”宋若辰說，“我趁他們跳舞，去掃蕩一下那邊的甜點……哎。”
一只手扣在了他的肩膀上，把他按在了原地。
宋若辰回頭，發現是反派哥。
“宋秘書，過來跳舞。”簡昱珩說。
這笨蛋看着就不會跳，這麽好的機會，可以捉弄一下，欣賞一下搞笑舞姿。
“宋秘書不會嗎？”簡昱珩問，“這麽重要的社交場合，宋秘書不懂基本禮儀嗎？”
“我倆絕交就好了，不用社交。”宋若辰說。
叮當。
“請吧，二少。”宋若辰說。
和緩悠揚的音樂響起，alpha男人把手搭在他的腰側。
“alpha手好燙。”宋若辰跟系統說，“統寶，紮個存檔點，我怕我踩他。”
【存好了。】
“二少，承讓。”宋若辰說。
十秒後，宋若辰踩了簡昱珩一腳。
五秒後，他又踩了一腳。
宋若辰不停地踩踩踩。
簡昱珩感覺自己要被踩成扁平足了。：）
“宋若辰，手放松一點。”簡昱珩說，“……別撕我衣服。”
“抱歉。”宋若辰專注看腳下。
好像有點找到舞步的規律了，怪好玩的。
音樂結束了。
簡昱珩（破破爛爛版）松開他，目光複雜地看了他好幾眼。
簡昱珩去一旁回血，順便盯着宋若辰。宋若辰正安分地給自己切小蛋糕。
他發現了，宋若辰吃東西的時候，是最乖也是他最安全的時候。
不對，其實剛才手忙腳亂地試圖找舞步的宋若辰也挺乖的。
Omega的黑發上有點很淡的葡萄香，他剛才一低頭就能聞到，像新摘的小葡萄，咬上一口，就能感受到果汁四溢的甜。
腳沒那麽疼了，這讓簡昱珩覺得，跟宋若辰跳舞好像也還可以。
“這個蛋糕沒有晏辭買的好吃。”點心區，宋若辰很嫌棄。
【啊啊啊20點03了辰辰。】
【我的alpha男團演唱會！】
"I'll go, I'll go." Song Ruochen hurriedly opened his phone, "...There are no tickets left. Is it so popular?"
【Woo woo woo wow】
"Go back to save point 2 and give me a 2% discount." Song Ruochen said, "I just finished dancing and didn't eat that nasty cake. I can help you get the tickets in time."
ding dong.
Feeling that his feet were fine again, Jian Yuheng returned to the center of the dance floor, with his arm around Song Ruochen's narrow waist.
The music started, and Song Ruochen, who had learned the trick once, took a step forward and stepped accurately on the instep of Jian Yuheng's foot.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
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