Chapter 39 Has My Autism Value Increased?
Song Ruochen turned around.
The position on the mobile phone screen changes rapidly——
East, west, north, south… east, west, east, east.
The wavering Song Ruochen: "..."
Save…save.
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Live long enough and have satellites?
The next second, the phone was snatched away from his hand.
"Give it to you." Song Ruochen said.
Song Ruochen grabbed two mobile phones and started spinning them whizzing -
Dong, Dong... Stop moving! It's really Jian Yuheng!
"Human-machine, the pheromone match between me and the villain is 100%?!" Song Ruochen asked.
【Ha ha.】
【Hahaha.】
There was a burst of human-machine laughter in my head.
[Does your boss know that all the work he assigned has been returned? ]
Song Ruochen: “…”
Is this the point?
"Secretary Song," Jian Yuheng said impatiently, "Provoking your boss? You'll lose your year-end bonus."
"No provocation!" Song Ruochen said, "I'll let you forget it for now."
"System, roll back the data." Song Ruochen said.
【I can’t go back, Grape Baby.】
[You forgot, we have no money, we are penniless. ]
"Charge some more." Song Ruochen said, "Quick, he's looking at me like I'm crazy."
【"picture"?】
[Song Ruochen's year-end bonus has been exchanged for callback coins. 】
Song Ruochen: "No..."
ding dong.
Song Ruochen retreated back to the sofa. Jian Yuheng stood in front of the coat rack, his fingertips hooked on the rope of his work badge.
"Secretary Song," Jian Yuheng said, "Take your ID card."
"Okay, thank you, boss." Song Ruochen said, "From now on, I will weld my ID card to my neck and never lose it again, and bring honor to the company."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
The little psycho runs very fast.
Jian Yuheng stood there, frowned and thought for more than ten seconds, his eyelids twitched, and he opened the AO database app "Oh~".
Not long ago, a beggar in the workplace sent him a message to say hello.
He scanned it and found nothing unusual until an app system message popped up at the top of the screen -
[Want to have the same chat special effect font as your friends?]
Jian Yuheng chose not to think about it.
[Want to have your friend's couple profile picture frame?]
Jian Yuheng was stunned.
It doesn’t matter whether they are a couple or not, he just wants to add some edges to his profile picture.
The sales champion system is still pushing sales vigorously——
[Want to have the same location-based fun features as your friends?]
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Direction? When was it released? Is it the east, west, south, and north kind?
No wonder it started to revolve, hahaha.
Don't you like to call me father? Why don't you greet me in person before leaving?
"Second Young Master, the Human Resources Department has planned several New Year gift plans for employees. The First Young Master wants you to decide." Assistant Gong pushed the door open.
Jian Yuheng: “:)……:D”
Gong Huo: “?”
Sure enough, the holiday is coming and even the leader's face is cheerful.
It's quite rare to see the second young master who can't hold back his laughter.
"Home appliance gift packs, food and oil gift packs, and clothing gift packs." Assistant Gong said, "Second Young Master, choose one."
"If the prices are the same, let the employees choose in the system and let them take what they like." Jian Yuheng said, "And... add a snack gift package."
"Okay, Second Young Master." Assistant Gong said, "In half an hour, the reporter from City A Financial Weekly will be here. Please go to the interview room with the First Young Master for the interview."
Jian Yuheng: “:) Hahaha okay.”
Assistant Gong: “?”
Am I funny?
Or was there any funny person standing where I was standing?
-
Half an hour later, Song Ruochen accompanied Jian Feng into the interview room.
Jian Yuheng and Gong Huo had already arrived. Seeing them come in, Jian Yuheng nodded slightly.
Song Ruochen: “…”
[Your father is watching you.]
【Yo, you have turned into a red grape. 】
Song Ruochen suddenly realized, opened the app, and quickly disabled the location function -
[You are a distinguished VIP member and can prohibit others from viewing your location.]
"Let this secret rot in the ground." Song Ruochen said.
but--
What should I do? It's still so embarrassing.
Secretary Song, who appears to be aloof and noble in the daytime, actually claims to be his father behind his back.
Also, why is he so compatible with the villain? Aren't they just incompatible?
"Second Master Jian, please take a look first." The reporter team handed over a document, "These are the questions we will ask later."
"Okay." Jian Yuheng said.
He held the document in his hand, but his eyes uncontrollably drifted in the direction of Song Ruochen.
"Mr. Jian, have some tea." Song Ruochen handed over the teacup, "Mr. Jian, have a cookie."
Song Ruochen handed over a tissue: "Mr. Jian, wipe your sweat."
Song Ruochen took out a small comb from his pocket and shaved Jian Feng's hair: "Boss Jian, comb your hair."
Jian Feng: “…”
Jian Yuheng: “…………”
Sure enough, people pretend to be busy when they are embarrassed.
"Mr. Jian, let me read you the interview rules." Song Ruochen turned around and said, "First question, who do you think is the actual person in charge of the company? Ah, is this question a bit offensive?"
"Questions can be changed at any time." The reporter who came to interview said quickly.
There are rumors in the industry that the two brothers are not on good terms. During this interview, their editorial department also asked many similar questions that the audience wanted to know, but -
The reporter shook his head.
This simple relationship does not seem to be incompatible.
"Remove it." Song Ruochen said, "It's not appropriate."
Jian Yuheng: "Retreat."
Jian Feng: “Yeah!”
"...Okay, let's avoid this question. The equipment has been debugged." The reporter said with a smile, "You two, shall we get started?"
The business interview officially began, and Song Ruochen sat outside the shooting screen and used his toes to dig into the castle.
[A fool during the day, a godfather at night, hahahaha. 】
Song Ruochen: "…acknowledge the thief as your father."
[Okay, it's okay. Life has a high tolerance for mistakes.]
"That's fine," Song Ruochen said, "I don't think there will be such embarrassing things again in my life."
[Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know~]
【High five.jpg】
"Young Master Jian has been managing Xiao Shi for some time." The reporter asked, "Management is a science. Young Master Jian, what do you think can maximize the work efficiency of employees?"
Jian Yuheng: “…”
The first answer that comes to my mind is "outsourcing".
"Appoint people based on their merit." Jian Yuheng glanced at Song Ruochen who was in a daze and gave a standard answer.
Song Ruochen pretended to be busy while wiping the table and chatting with the system.
"What does 100% pheromone matching mean?" Song Ruochen asked.
【Your best spouse. 】
"Even if my spouse doesn't see it, he's more like a doll. I've been causing trouble for him many times, and I can't fall into his hands." Song Ruochen said, "Also, system, do you remember that the 'leader' said that he doesn't fall in love."
【I have an impression.】
【He only wants to be your father. 】
"But..." Song Ruochen thought, "I'm a little curious, what are the differences between 100% matching Alpha and other matching A?"
-
The time of the business interview was well controlled, and the interview was finished just as we got off work.
"Secretary Song, you've worked hard." Jian Feng said, "You can go home now."
"Ah——" Song Ruochen tidied up the air for a while and stopped half a minute after the end of the shift, "Okay."
Song Ruochen: "Boss Jian, I was forced to work overtime for half a minute, so today it counts as overtime."
Jian Feng: "...Okay, okay."
"Then I'm going to have dinner." Song Ruochen left with a stack of documents.
He has been eating at the company recently, so he can save money on a meal.
He returned to the office, put the documents away, and checked his phone. His "leader" had replied to his message:
[Leader]: You haven’t called me father for 5 hours. Is there something on your mind?
Song Ruochen: “…”
[Corporate Animal]: There is something urgent, I am busy.
[Office Animal]: Boss, is there anything I can help you with?
[Leader]: What? You have grown?
[Corporate Animal]: It’s only natural to reciprocate. I also want to be a father for a few days.
[Leader]: …
"Brother." Jian Feng asked in the stairwell, "Why are you smiling and angry?"
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Was this guy so sensitive to emotions before?
Is your emotion sublimated while being autistic?
"Let's go to the cafeteria." Jian Yuheng said.
When Jian Yuheng walked up the stairs and arrived at the cafeteria, Jian Feng had already started eating. The employees passing by greeted him and he nodded in greeting.
From a distance, he saw Song Ruochen next to the ice cream machine.
There were a lot of people queuing up next to the machine today. Song Ruochen arrived late and could only wait at the end of the line, looking around eagerly.
This greedy omega, why does he want to eat a little bit of everything?
If you feed it what it eats, it's actually very easy to raise it?
By the way, would the little psychopath be happy to know that they have a 100% pheromone match?
When will it orbit again? It's quite interesting.
In the middle of winter, ice cream was so popular that when Song Ruochen got to the queue, the machine was out of stock.
He found a seat and sat down, crunching his ice cream cone.
"System, I don't think the villain is that vicious." He said, "I asked him about his job, and he taught me everything, eh?"
【. 】
【so?】
"I still want to try my courage." Song Ruochen said.
Group chat [hairy grape dates] (3)
[Meng Yumian]: Shall we go shopping tomorrow night?
[Yan Ci]: Okay, okay.
[Song Ruochen]: 0.o Which street?
[Yan Ci]: The one near my home, there are lots of food and things to do.
[Yan Ci]: Little Grape will start her holiday tomorrow, right?
[Song Ruochen]: I’m on vacation, but I still have work to look after starting the day after tomorrow. It’s no problem for me to accompany you two shopping.
[Meng Yumian]: You are accompanying me, I am the guest.
[Yan Ci]: Come in the wheelchair and let Secretary Song push it for you!
Song Ruochen: “…”
"System, has my autism value increased?" he asked the system.
【no.】
【It’s just that the reputation data is a bit ugly. 】
-
The next night, Song Ruochen put on some water-carrying clothes and went to play with Meng Yumian and Yan Ci.
Because he had food, he arrived half an hour earlier. Unexpectedly, when he arrived, Meng Yumian and Yan Ci had already arrived.
Song Ruochen: "0.o?"
Song Ruochen: "Why don't you two queue up all night?"
"Not really, I just arrived." Yan Ci said, "a little earlier than Maoguai."
Meng Yumian, who was pushing a wheelchair, said: "Don't talk nonsense. I pushed the wheelchair. My wheelchair arrived first."
Song Ruochen: “…”
How should I put it……
Jian Feng might have a really good temper.
"Let's go, Chenchen." Yan Ci said, "Let's go shopping."
"Go, go, go." Meng Yumian pushed the wheelchair and jogged along.
As the Chinese New Year approaches, many fun game stalls have opened on the streets. Meng Yumian wanders back and forth in front of the balloon-inflating stall.
"Would you like to try it?" The boss noticed them immediately and came over.
Yan Ci and Meng Yumian pointed at Song Ruochen at the same time.
Yan Ci: “0.0*”
Meng Yumian: “0.0*”
[The Secretary Song in the original book is good at shooting.]
【Can you do it? 】
"I can play with a hammer." said Song Ruochen.
There's nothing he can do. The atmosphere has become so bad that he has no choice but to pretend.
Song Ruochen glanced at the balloon indifferently and picked up the gun used to blow up the balloon.
Not far away, Jian Yuheng and Jian Feng were walking on the road.
"Xiaoshi's New Year advertising campaign is doing well," said Jian Yuheng. "There is a lot of traffic on this street, and you can see our big advertising screen just by looking up."
"Yes." Jian Feng said, "We have placed advertisements for the works we collaborated on this year and the newly signed anchors."
They passed by a store selling candied haws. Jian Yuheng took a look and walked past.
"Come to think of it, it seems Yan Ci and the others are playing here today." Jian Feng said.
As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Yuheng saw it from a distance.
The secretary sat in front of a booth, holding a gun and aiming at the balloons on the shelf.
Bang.
No.
ding dong.
Jian Yuheng took a few steps back and returned to the door of the Tanghulu shop.
ding dong.
ding dong.
Jian Yuheng was welded to death at the door of the store.
Finally, there was a "bang" sound from a distance, and Song Ruochen hit a balloon accurately.
"Little Grape, so handsome." Yan Ci applauded.
"Hey man, you're awesome." Meng Yumian applauded.
cut.
Jian Yuheng thought.
The behind-the-scenes footage is more interesting.
He glanced coldly at the candied haws shop on the roadside.
"Brother." Jian Yuheng said, "You don't buy any snacks for your sister-in-law?"
Jian Feng pointed at himself: "?"
Song Ruochen hit a balloon and received a postcard.
I had to go back without any support and spent a lot of money QAQ.
He looked at Meng Yumian, then at Yan Ci, and tore the paper in half for each of them.
[Secretary Song's reputation dropped by 10 points, a big drop.]
"Yan Ci?" A voice came from the side of the road. "Is that Yan Ci? The game commentator?"
"The one who plagiarized Qingping's live broadcast style and even found a group of people to go to Qingping's live broadcast room to curse him." said another voice.
A group of people: "0.o?"
The two of them spoke in loud voices, and even raised their voices on purpose, probably hoping that Yan Ci would hear them.
"It is said that Qing Ping was rejected from the interview with Xiaoshi Group." The man said, "It must be Yan Ci's doing. He couldn't win the online competition, so he stabbed people in the back."
Yan Ci: “0.0*”
【It will take 30 minutes for the coin purse to be credited to your account.】
Huh? So much?
"You work so hard even as a dog." Song Ruochen said, "Do you plan to put it in your resume in the future?"
Two haters: “…”
Jian Yuheng who just came over: "..."
"This kind of person can only be a dog, with no resume, haha." Meng Yumian said.
"If you have any opinions about the interview, you can confront Xiao Shi's HR in person," Jian Yuheng said. "You're shouting on the street. Do you think Xiao Shi will assess your level of shamelessness?"
Song Ruochen: "Huh?"
Hawthorn comes with hawthorn?
Grape, who was not at work, was dressed like a furry rabbit. Jian Yuheng's mind moved slightly, and he poked Song Ruochen with pheromones so faint that no one could detect them.
Song Ruochen: “:)”
Song Ruochen leaned closer to Jian Yuheng and said, "Brother Zha, you are quite authentic today, right?"
Jian Yuheng: “…”
A, a street... hooligan.
ding dong.