Chapter 45: No Return
[There is a stool behind you, turn left. ]
Song Ruochen didn't even turn his head, walked around the stool, and continued to crawl at a speed as fast as his butt was burning.
Jian Yuheng really didn't want to be laughed at by anger.
I don't want to get married. This omega is a complete hooligan and deserves to be locked up.
"Song Ruochen, male, omega, 20 years old." Jian Yuheng approached step by step, "Rogue, lazy, greedy, irritable, workplace actor, workplace beggar, workplace beggar."
【Good guy, the seven deadly sins of little grapes. 】
"Multiple punishments for multiple crimes." Jian Yuheng raised his foot and stopped Song Ruochen from crawling. The tip of his shiny black shoe pressed against the omega's lower back and kicked him lightly. "You're going to compensate me for this piece of paper?"
Song Ruochen: “…”
Dare not move.
"What are these?" Jian Yuheng read out, "A bucket of empty cookies, a pot of cactus, a broken umbrella, am I a junk collector? ... A date to sign, a hairball signature, what are these things, I don't want them... Three bottles of omega inhibitor?? A universal pheromone inhibitor necklace that I no longer like?? You're giving it to me if I can use it?"
Jian Yuheng laughed angrily: "What are these? Do you have to give me the mice you catch at home in the future?"
Song Ruochen: “…”
"The gangsters should be locked up," said Jian Yuheng.
"That won't do." Song Ruochen said seriously.
"Why not?" Jian Yuheng stretched out a finger and poked him between the eyebrows.
Song Ruochen said with a stern face: "Without Secretary Song, Xiao Shi is like a fish out of water."
"Without Secretary Song, Xiao Shi is like a fish without cement." Jian Yuheng corrected.
Song Ruochen: "Brother Zha, stand still, I want to go back."
【Ah~Ding~Ah~Dang~】
The captured omega disappeared, and Jian Yuheng had a meeting document in his hand.
Good news, there will be a preview.
Bad news, Song Ruochen ran away again.
"Boss Jian." Song Ruochen approached Jian Feng, "Come to the office. I want to check with you the progress of the new project."
Jian Feng: "Oh, okay, come on."
In the conference room, people left one after another, and Jian Yuheng sat in the empty conference room——
Jian Yuheng: “:)”
Jian Yuheng: “:|”
Jian Yuheng: “:(”
Don't like me, don't marry me.
Listen, you're testing my courage, human words? Am I some kind of boss or villain?
Since Grape doesn't really want it, then I don't need to get married.
Not getting married saves money, trouble, and time, hahaha.
Jian Yuheng: “:[”
Therefore, from now on, he has no desires and his heart is as calm as water.
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Office of the President.
Song Ruochen sat on a chair and reported on the project, while Jian Feng stood by the French window, listening and taking notes in a small notebook.
"…Currently, the filming is going on normally under my supervision." Song Ruochen said, "The people from Hao Chi will come over tomorrow afternoon to discuss the promotion plan during the filming. You need to attend the meeting."
"Okay." Jian Feng recorded.
"Madam has a game commentary tomorrow night." Song Ruochen said, "Madam asked me to accompany her, so I won't be working tomorrow night."
"Okay, okay." Jian Feng nodded.
"By the way." Jian Feng said, "Xiao Shi's development is inseparable from the support of its employees. This year, the company has added an employee suggestion box. If Secretary Song has any ideas, he can submit them."
Song Ruochen: "Can the salary be changed to weekly payment?"
Jian Feng: “…”
【bite……】
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything." Song Ruochen waved his hand and went out.
He had no money left, so he had to earn some coins, so that if the villain wanted to teach him a lesson or lock him up in a small dark room, he could still find a chance to run away.
[You can get a few coins from Lu Yunye. ]
[Let me take a look at the jujube here... ah, there is a big plot from the original book. ]
"Listen?" Song Ruochen said.
[There will be two commentators at tomorrow night’s game, one is Dazao and the other is…]
Song Ruochen: "Xiaozao?"
【Shut up.】
[The other one is the newly appointed alpha commentator, named Zou Renhang. ]
"What a familiar name." Song Ruochen began to recall.
[Note: this is an important supporting character who bears the brunt of the original chapter 40. ]
[When Dazao was in a bad mood, he pretended to pursue Dazao, took ambiguous photos at a certain angle, and sent them to Jian Feng, causing Jian Feng to say nasty things to Yan Ci out of jealousy.]
"How bad does it sound?" Song Ruochen asked.
【Daju: ".0.0. How can you be like this? Are you angry? You don't even go home for dinner."】
【Job's Tears: "Hmm..."】
【Da Zao bursts out of the door. 】
【Yi Mi: “…No, I worked overtime.”】
Song Ruochen: “…”
I can't stand it anymore.
"I remember." Song Ruochen said, "Did Zou also dig up what Yan Ci's parents did and put it online, accusing Yan Ci of immoral behavior and being unworthy of explaining the game to everyone?"
[Love is not going well, career is blocked, sad Yan Ci packs his bags——]
"How many days have you stayed at home?" Song Ruochen asked.
[No, he went mining.]
[That day, Secretary Song landed on the mine with an umbrella on his back and found Yan Ci.]
【“Madam has suffered a lot. I will dig out as much as I can.” Secretary Song said. 】
Song Ruochen: “…”
"What on earth do I read when I read?" he murmured.
However, this Zou Renhang is too bullying, he has to keep an eye on him.
It has nothing to do with parachuting or mining, he simply feels sorry for his friend.
"It's time to eat." Song Ruochen glanced at the time and got on the elevator to the cafeteria. "I have to supervise Xiaolu in the afternoon."
It was not yet noon and there were not many people in the cafeteria. As soon as Song Ruochen went upstairs, he saw Jian Yuheng and Gong Huo. They seemed to be talking about work while eating and did not notice him for the time being.
He made himself two scoops of cheese-flavored ice cream, ordered a plate of creamy mushroom pasta, and sat at a distant seat.
"Second Young Master," Assistant Gong reported, "Starting this year, Xiao Shi will switch to employee badges. In addition, the employee database needs to be maintained as usual. I will organize everyone to retake ID photos soon."
"Yes." Jian Yuheng nodded calmly, "You can do it."
He raised his eyes and happened to see Song Ruochen, the secretary who was holding a spoon and putting ice cream into his mouth.
Song Ruochen: “：D”
Jian Yuheng: “：D”
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Jian Yuheng: “:(”
"Second Young Master, I asked someone to make three types of name badge samples." Gong Huo took out the name badge and handed it to Jian Yuheng.
The badge was poorly made, and Jian Yuheng was careless and got scratched on the back of his hand by the pin, which immediately bled.
Song Ruochen: “?”
Song Ruochen raised his head, sniffed, and began to look around.
Wow, the hawthorn skin is broken?
【Ding~~Dang~~~】
After a long sound, the wound on the back of Jian Yuheng's hand disappeared.
"Second Young Master, look here." Assistant Gong was handing over a name badge.
Jian Yuheng looked up in slight surprise, and just then he saw a certain grape turning around gracefully, leaving him with a slender and beautiful back, and waving at him with her back.
"Second Master," Assistant Gong asked, "Did I do something wrong? Why are you blushing?"
"It's okay." Jian Yuheng said.
This little troublemaker is kind of cute when he's not acting like a hooligan, isn't he?
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"I will leave after my mission is accomplished, hiding my achievements and fame." Song Ruochen slowly left the stage. "System, do you think the villain has been influenced by me?"
[Does this count as a new beginning for the fallen grape? ]
"I need to gain some favorability points." Song Ruochen said, "I need to lower the villains' hatred towards us."
【Let me check the numerical panel. 】
[The villain's resentment value is 49%, the villain's ** value is 110%]
[I'll go ask the boss what this ** is. ]
[Honestly, Song Ruochen, let's not bite the alpha like that anymore. Luckily Brother Zha said before that if he doesn't talk, it won't be too much to replace the alpha and kill you on the spot.]
"I'll never do it again." Song Ruochen swore.
The inhibitor was not working well. It had been a short while, but he still hadn't reached the office. As he walked, his legs felt weak and he wanted to kneel down.
"I want to turn into a pool of water," he described.
[Does the hospital's targeted medication still take three or four days to work? ]
"Yes." Song Ruochen returned to the office and injected a common inhibitor into his wrist. "Let's get it together first."
He put a row of inhibitors on his waist, put on a cool luminous collar bought by Sulley, and took a car to the set.
In the short drama studio jointly invested by Hao Chi and Xiao Shi, Lu Yunye was sitting with the script on the ground, staring into the sky in a daze.
Song Ruochen walked over with a stick and hit the alpha boy on the head with a thud.
Lu Yunye (with a bump on his head): “?”
"Has Xiaoshi Group's business fortunes improved?" Song Ruochen asked the system.
[No, but the rage value has increased. ]
Song Ruochen: "Forehead..."
"Why are you here again?" Lu Yunye asked dejectedly.
"It was Teacher Lu who assigned me to follow up on the project." Song Ruochen said, "Have you forgotten?"
"I also complained to you later." Lu Yunye said, "Has Secretary Song forgotten?"
"The complaint is invalid." Song Ruochen said, "Quickly recite the lines."
Lu Yunye: “…”
The Alpha boy climbed up, cursing, and scratched the back of the table of contents.
【It takes 1 second for the currency to be transferred back to the account. 】
"Very little." Song Ruochen said.
"Secretary Song, would you like some milk tea?" Hao Chi's project manager waved at him.
"Here it comes!" said Song Ruochen.
He turned around and hit Lu Yunye with the stick in his hand again: "You are not allowed to drink. You just recite well here."
Lu Yunye: “…”
What are you doing.
Everyone knows that he was assigned to this new project because of his poor traffic and lack of popularity. His agent has always left him alone and ignored him. After a long time, he has given up on himself.
Why is there suddenly someone watching his progress?
Song Ruochen picked out a grape-flavored milk tea, put the straw in it, and took a sip.
Song Ruochen: “:(”
He turned on his phone and checked Jian Yuheng's WeChat.
[Song Ruochen]: 0.o*Brother Zha, what are you doing? Request a 5-second rollback.
[Song Ruochen]: 6 seconds.
[Song Ruochen]: 7 seconds.
[J]: ...Are you in trouble?
[Song Ruochen]: I want to choose another milk tea. 10 seconds.
[Song Ruochen]: Please, 11 seconds.
[J]: ...Go back. I'm changing my clothes. I just got dressed.
【叮當~】
宋若辰重新挑了個桃子味的果茶，這杯的味道還算不錯。
“還好打了招呼。”宋若辰說，“不然又說我扒了反派的衣服。”
【宋若辰的名聲就是這樣爛的。】
“我突然想起來……”宋若辰說，“嗷app上的‘領導’經常問我在幹什麽……”
而且仔細想想，每次都是他回檔以後。
原來那都是簡昱珩在悄悄打聽他的死動靜啊。
【是個心機派。】
“咱們以後都問他一聲。”宋若辰說，“然後只要他不做壞事，我們這邊都給他回檔。”
宋若辰：“口說無憑，回頭我拟個合同給他送過去，我們仨都簽，這次誠意滿滿！”
【支持！】
“宋秘書。”豪池項目經理出聲，引起了宋若辰的注意，“有件事想問問你的意見。”
宋若辰：“0.o？”
項目經理把平板電腦遞了過來。
“這個李湖，算是小路的對家。”項目經理說，“兩家粉絲一直吵得厲害，他最近接到了一個名導大電影《又夏》中的108線角色，粉絲在嘲小路接不到戲呢。”
項目經理：“小路他……自尊心比較強，心态很容易崩，我在想他這邊要不要回應一下。”
宋若辰：“0.o？心态不好？不用回應。”
宋若辰：“我給他治治。”
傍晚，霄拾集團，忙碌了一天的簡昱珩絲滑收工了。
龔助理照例開車，送他回家，車路過影視城附近，龔助理提示了下：“二少，宋秘書在盯的項目，我們要去檢查一下嗎？”
“也好。”簡昱珩說。
簡昱珩帶着龔火走進了片場，剛進去沒多久，就聽見了某葡萄的聲音——
“說臺詞大點聲，人機嗎你，沒點情緒波動。”
“你的演技，和你的粉絲一樣少嗎？”
簡昱珩：“……”
“狗護食都比你演複仇真情實感。”宋若辰慢條斯理地喝了口水，“再演，愣着是等我給你示範嗎？”
“兩小時……”路雲野搖搖晃晃地跪在了地上，“罵了我兩小時。”
“沒自尊就不會崩心态了。”宋若辰說，“信我，你将在廢墟中重生。”
路雲野躺倒在地上，似了。
“你這心态真不行。”宋若辰說，“我上司比你經罵。”
“是嗎？”一道聲音從他背後傳來。
宋若辰：“……”
【叮當】
【慣性回檔。】
宋若辰：“……”
“對不起，sorry，簡總。”宋若辰說，“我以後都放心裏罵。”
簡昱珩：“……”
“這邊的項目如何了？”簡昱珩問。
宋若辰掃了眼地上的路雲野：“一切順利，二少。”
路雲野：“。。。”
“龔助理。”宋若辰說，“下班點剛好到了，麻煩你把我送回去，剛好……鞏固一下你的駕證。”
龔火：“宋若辰，你別太過分。”
“帶上我。”宋若辰戳了戳簡昱珩，“我給你個寶貝。”
宋若辰坐上車，從口袋裏取出一個小本子，開始手寫——
《簡昱珩、宋若辰、零錢包的三方協議》
如果反（劃掉）簡昱珩有正當正經正确的回檔請求，宋若辰和小零必須完成。
“二少，簽名吧。”宋若辰遞出小紙片。
車開進隧道，光線一下子暗了下來，車內忽然閃爍出七彩炫光。
宋若辰的夜光脖圈閃啊閃的。
簡昱珩：“……”
怎麽辦，都說不結婚了。
怎麽還會覺得錯過神經病omega會有一點點可惜。
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隔天有會議，還要陪大棗去解說比賽，宋若辰很晚就休息了。
第二天一大晚，他起床下樓，在小區門前發現了大棗和毛怪。
“咦？”宋若辰問，“怎麽這麽早就來了？”
“我想着過來接你，然後等你下班，再一起去比賽。”孟雨眠說，“他抄襲了我的關心。”
晏辭：“0.0。。。我先到的，是你學人精。”
“別吵別吵，一起去公司。”宋若辰說。
“小葡萄，給你一個棒棒糖。”晏辭剝糖紙。
“我也有一個，先吃我的。”孟雨眠也遞過來。
宋若辰：“……”
簡昱珩剛到公司，就在樓下瞧見了宋若辰，宋若辰左右手各舉着一只棒棒糖，正在左右搖頭。
簡昱珩：“？”
又來了，新癫峰。
他猶豫了一下，沒走樓梯，跟OBO一起坐了電梯。
電梯載着ABOO緩慢上升，孟雨眠轉過頭，跟晏辭小聲說話。
孟雨眠指了指簡昱珩，又指了指宋若辰：“嘀咕？”
晏辭：“哈哈哈嘀咕。”
“宋秘書，你先忙。”晏辭說，“我和孟怪去老公辦公室等你哦。”
“好的，夫人。”宋若辰說。
簡昱珩：“噗。”
宋若辰：“？？？”
我都沒笑場，你笑什麽？
你知不知道你笑出來我會很尴尬？
收了個白眼的簡昱珩壓回了嘴角。
電梯門打開，孟雨眠和晏辭嘀咕着離開，門又關上，這下只剩他們兩人了。
“宋秘書，會議室在1209。”簡昱珩提醒。
宋若辰：“知道了。”
簡昱珩：“。”
會議是針對豪池的項目進行的，對方團隊的人全都到了，簡昱珩主導了這次會議。
“前期宣傳可以豪池自己來，中後期可以借用霄拾旗下的平臺。”簡昱珩說，“剛好兩家在推廣上有不同的風格，可以對比看看效果。”
桌子對面的宋若辰記了個筆記，戳了戳旁邊的路雲野。
“路老師，豪池和霄拾都會為您的新作品保駕護航。”宋若辰說，“您無需擔心網絡上的流言蜚語。”
“宋秘書很貼心。”豪池的項目經理笑着說。
簡昱珩：“……”
是吧，流言蜚語哪有宋若辰恐怖，連罵帶打的。
路雲野看上去已經死了有一會兒了：“……我現在不擔心這個。”
“二少。”宋若辰說，“我去給您倒杯茶。”
他站起來，往茶水間的方向去。
坐久了，腿有點酸，剛好出來給簡昱珩倒半小時茶。
簡昱珩對某人開會摸魚習以為常，也不等着水喝，繼續講了下去。
路雲野也渴了，他站起來，也往茶水間的方向走，推開了茶水間的門。
“宋秘書？”路雲野愣了下，“宋若辰？”
惡毒秘書扶着水池，冷汗沿着臉頰一點點滑落。
“你怎麽了？不舒服？”路雲野樂了，“你剛不是很能裝嗎？霄拾的秘書可真是道貌岸然。活該你難受。”
宋若辰沒理他，微彎的脖頸看上去白皙脆弱。
路雲野還是第一次見這個嘴比砒霜毒的秘書這副模樣，這讓他意識到，這個嘴上手上處處不饒人的秘書，其實偶爾也是個需要被保護的omega。
“葡萄味？”路雲野皺眉，“你這個是……發情期？”
“系統？”宋若辰呼叫系統，“能回檔嗎，我剛紮了抑制劑，完全沒效果。”
【……不行，用不了，嗷，好燙，燙。】
宋若辰：“……”
“O、omega發情期的緊急處理……”路雲野艱難回想課本內容，“注射抑制劑……”
面前的漂亮小秘書像是被風吹動的小樹，左右搖晃，咣當他栽倒了過來。
“注射……o用抑制劑。”路雲野把人接住，開始背書，“紮哪兒來着，脖子？”
路雲野：“啊啊啊啊。”
書到用時方恨少。
“宋若辰。”路雲野手忙腳亂，“我只有A用抑制劑啊。”
路雲野開始扒拉：“你身上有嗎？”
“口袋裏是什麽？”路雲野扒拉，“棉花糖？話梅糖？泡泡糖？”
宋若辰忽然睜開水霧迷茫的眼睛，擡起右手，一巴掌拍在了路雲野臉上。
“我靠，宋若辰。”路雲野龇牙咧嘴說，“你比狗護食，我參考什麽狗啊，我參考你。”
“怎麽了？”低沉的男聲在他背後響起，“怎麽回事？”
路雲野擡頭，認出是簡昱珩：“宋秘書，他……”
“給我。”簡昱珩想也沒想就伸手，把人接過來，讓宋若辰靠在自己的肩膀邊，“發情期不及時處理有1%的概率引起休克，你書上知識怎麽學的？”
路雲野：“……”
挺及時啊。
他從發現到被打不到1分鐘，而且1%的概率啊，急什麽。
“出去。”簡昱珩冷聲說。
路雲野目瞪口呆地看着簡昱珩掀開宋若辰的毛衣，露出兩排抑制劑。
路雲野：“……”
什麽神經病！
“把身上的氣味弄幹淨。”簡昱珩說。
“我知道。”路雲野已經感覺到身體在發熱，他火速退出了茶水間。
“宋若辰？”簡昱珩喚了聲，“上班帶一口袋糖，你真不是來吃苦的。”
“別動我……零食！”宋若辰拳打腳踢。
“……”簡昱珩猛地把人按在了肩膀邊，控制住行動，夜光頸環直接被他暴力掰斷。
他定了定心神，推開抑制劑的金屬蓋子，壓着宋若辰的脖頸，把針刺進了omega的腺體中。
“啊啊啊嗷。”宋若辰開始劇烈掙紮，“我打死你。”
宋若辰在心裏說：“系統……回檔。”
“系統，不許回檔。”
簡昱珩冷冷地說。
【……】
微涼的針劑從腺體直接注入，宋若辰張嘴，一口咬在了簡昱珩的頸側。
作者有話說：
[1]引用古詩，事了拂衣去，深藏功與名~