Chapter 56 What do you want to know about me?
When Jian Yuheng reacted, he found that he had said the words "living dad".
Jian Yuheng simply emphasized again: "Living father."
"Er Shao." Song Ruochen said, "You can't blame me entirely."
[The Young Misfortune, hahahahaha, to be honest, every time you go back to the game, he is in trouble.]
Song Ruochen: "Yes..."
Poor Second Young Master, he kept recalling that unfortunate moment.
"Young Master," Song Ruochen said, "I'll help you savor the beautiful moments next time."
Jian Yuheng: "Painted cakes? Pre-sale large cakes?"
"You'll know whether it's a cake or not when the time comes." Song Ruochen, who has zero credibility, vowed.
"Secretary Song, go wash up and have breakfast first." Jian Yuheng patted him on the back, "I'll go answer an email."
"Okay, Mr. Er." Song Ruochen said.
It wasn't easy for Er Shao either. He hit the susceptible period and was unable to suppress it in time. Instead, he had to take care of his omega who was in estrus.
[I have to say, the villain's self-control is too strong. He is so cruel to himself that he didn't even take the opportunity to kill you.]
Song Ruochen: "0.o?"
[High match, genetic disease, susceptible period, passive estrus, I entered these keywords on the web page, and 99% of the simulation results were do. ]
[He didn't even touch you, are you a hard grape? ]
【The young master is really kind-hearted. 】
Song Ruochen: "Giving a name is the second good thing."
【. 】
Jian Yuheng was sitting in front of the computer, replying to Jian Feng's message, with a "grapevine" on his shoulder.
"Xiao Jian," Song Ruochen said, "you still smell good."
"Only you can smell it." Jian Yuheng said, "It will last for a while."
At the same time, he also temporarily obtained the exclusive rights to the grape aroma.
Song Ruochen was like a bee, fluttering around him.
"...I'm going to go get something to eat." Jian Yuheng said, "Please reply to my brother's message for me."
Song Ruochen: "Okay."
Jian Yuheng held a cup of coffee and watched from the side.
[Jian Feng]: Yuheng, how is the branch’s business going?
[Jian Yuheng]: We developed some animal husbandry.
Jian Yuheng: “Pfft.”
[Jian Yuheng]: We have raised a lot of fat animals, it’s time to slaughter them.
[Jian Feng]: …
[Jian Feng]: Secretary Song, is that you?
Song Ruochen: “?”
"Why?" he asked Jian Yuheng, "Are there any anti-counterfeiting signs in my wording and sentence structure?"
Jian Yuheng took a sip of coffee and said, "It's good that Secretary Song knows."
[简楓]：0.0...
[Jian Feng]: Chenchen!
[Jian Yuheng]: Hey, madam?
How come Jian Feng was in the middle of a conversation when Yan Ci took over?
[Jian Feng]: Why did you ignore me last night? Did you go out to play with the furry monster? It's wrong to get tired of the old and love the new.
Song Ruochen typing——
[Jian Yuheng]: I like old things, really. I can’t bear to throw away even a single old bill.
Jian Yuheng, who was watching from the side, said: "Pfft, cough, cough, cough."
[简楓]: Chenchen, why are you with Yudi so early in the morning? 0.0*
[Jian Feng]: Chenchen, are you in the same room?
[简楓]: magnifying glass.jpg, tilt your head to look.jpg
Song Ruochen: "Forehead..."
A few minutes later, the system started broadcasting.
[Secretary Song's reputation dropped by 5 points, and then dropped by another 1 point.]
Song Ruochen really couldn't understand why Dazao and Maoguai's friendship was so ambiguous.
However, it would have been better if Yan Ci hadn't asked, because when he asked, he remembered what happened in this room last night.
At that time, Jian Yuheng was as anxious as some kind of beast claiming its sovereignty. He held him down forcibly and bit the gland behind his neck.
At that time, the hot air from the alpha's breath passed by his ears, and the tingling and numbness was actually greater than the pain of being bitten, and more terrifying than the pain.
What are you afraid of?
Ahhhh, Big Brain realized belatedly and started shouting that he was marked by his boss.
[My brain is finally connected to the LAN (.)]
Song Ruochen: “…”
Since the morning, he and Jian Yuheng have been avoiding what happened last night, intentionally or unintentionally.
However, avoidance is not a pullback.
He raised his eyes stealthily and met a pair of furtive gazes. The two met on a narrow road and Song Ruochen lowered his eyes.
Jian Yuheng's cell phone rang. It was Chu Jiu calling.
"Second Young Master," Chu Jiu said, "I have sorted out all the information about the projects that the company has been handling recently. Please review it later."
"Okay." Jian Yuheng said, "I'll be there right away."
-
After breakfast and a short rest, Jian Yuheng began to help Song Ruochen pack the documents he would need for work.
"Second Young Master," Song Ruochen asked, "Do you think I should wear this gold necklace or this silver necklace today?"
"No need to wear it, you have an invisible ring." Jian Yuheng said, "The temporary mark is the Omega's 'suppression collar', which will help you suppress your breath and block alphas with bad intentions."
Song Ruochen: "So cool."
It seems like having an alpha would be nice too.
The corners of Jian Yuheng's mouth twitched.
Bad news, Song Ruochen's knowledge base is not enough to pass the pre-marriage test.
Good news, even if he fails the test, Song Ruochen will not marry any A.
The genetic disease was completely suppressed for the first time since its spontaneous onset. Song Ruochen strolled around the branch with a brisk pace.
The reminder in my head keeps ringing——
【It will take 2 minutes for the coin purse to be credited to your account.】
【It will take 10 minutes for the coin purse to be credited to your account.】
[Congratulations to the host, the balance of the rollback exceeds 12 hours, and the achievement "Rich and Powerful" has been achieved. The rollback coin bag has been upgraded to a rollback card bag. An account has been opened for the host to apply for a rollback card. ]
[The card opening fee is 10 hours, and the card opening gift is "Ding Ding Dang Dang". 】
[Replay skill Ding Ding Dang Dang, while playing back, can retain the host's current state, including but not limited to clothing, movements, expressions, and physical condition. Due to the supernatural function, it is limited to twice a month. 】
【With "Ding Ding Dang Dang", the second young master no longer needs to repeatedly inject inhibitors. 】
Song Ruochen: “?”
Kind of interesting.
"After get off work today, I want to play with the new features," said Song Ruochen.
[(Counting the intermediary fees for card issuance.jpg)(Putting it in my pocket.jpg) Great, great. ]
"This is too much!"
"If you can't cooperate, don't cooperate!"
From an office not far away came an angry roar.
Song Ruochen couldn't help but transform himself into a melon-eating civet and sneaked into the office.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
An employee from the R&D department said, "This Guaiwei company is too much. Every time they lower the price, they are devaluing our efforts."
"That's right, they say our products are worthless."
"The people sent by the head office just wanted to make a deal to count the results, but the lives of the researchers were not important."
"That's right. I'm really annoyed by the people at the head office who pretend to know everything and give random instructions. Their leadership experience is not applicable to the R&D front line."
"That's really annoying," a voice said.
The roar stopped, and a dozen pairs of eyes blinked and turned to the people in the office who had been listening for who knows how long.
Leading employee: "You are Song, Song Song..."
"Song Ruochen." Song Ruochen said friendly, "You can just shout directly, no need to add the echo effect."
Leading employee: “…”
Many people present had seen Song Ruochen at the exhibition last night, and had also seen him render an employee named Jia speechless. Their impression of Song Ruochen was that he was aloof and reserved, and would not tolerate slander from others.
"Ding-ling-ling," the phone on the desk rang again.
The leading employee clenched his fists and said, "Secretary Song, do you want to go somewhere else first?"
His words were rather harsh, and he was afraid that they would scare the cold secretary, and he was also afraid that the people at the head office might not be on the same page with them.
"Don't worry." Song Ruochen said, "answer the phone."
The leading employee answered the phone call from Guaiwei to negotiate the price——
"Have you made up your mind? Just pay the price I said." A middle-aged man's voice came from the other side. "Your product is only worth this price. It has a lot of shortcomings and no creativity. To put it bluntly, few people want it except me."
"You don't have to." Team leader Jin of the R&D department summoned up his courage and said, "Our R&D is also very hard."
"Your bosses insisted on cooperating with me." The other party sneered, "Don't tell me it's hard. There are a lot of freshly graduated college students. If you don't do it, someone else will. You are worth the price."
Song Ruochen: “?”
Scold me?
"You just cooperate if I ask you to. You don't even have to pay." Song Ruochen said, "You're a free dog."
Opposite: “……?”
Team Leader Jin: “?”
"Who are you?" the other party was furious. "Does your leader know that you said something rude to your partner?"
"It was a bit rude." Song Ruochen said, "It insulted the dog."
"As for the partners, the only ones you cooperate with are garbage." Song Ruochen said, "The quantity is large and full, so eat some rotten food."
Opposite: "You..."
Song Ruochen: "Which leader is still cooperating? It's almost the same as colluding with others. Are you two bastards teaming up to make Xiao Shi die?"
Song Ruochen said: "I am the current leader, I will keep it to myself if I don't agree."
With a click, Song Ruochen hung up the phone, interrupting the other party.
【……】
Oops, I think I cursed too much.
Song Ruochen: "System, reply..."
Song Ruochen turned his head.
Team leader Jin, team members: ":0"
"That's... not necessary." Song Ruochen said, "Even if you sell them at a low price, they won't thank you. They will just think it's cheap and a rip-off, and they'll get addicted and come back next time."
Team leader Jin Yi: "Secretary Song QAQ"
Song Ruochen: “…”
-
Half an hour later, the branch's general staff meeting was about to begin. Jian Yuheng stood by the window making a phone call and saw the branch's employees coming in one after another.
The first employee came in, looked around, and threw a chocolate pie to Song Ruochen.
The second employee threw a cheese stick to Song Ruochen.
The third one handed in a box of fruit candies.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
We didn't inform you that snack tax would be collected during the meeting.
"One, two, three." Song Ruochen was counting his rations.
Jian Yuheng walked over and sat down beside him. He pointed to his neck and asked in a low voice, "Does it still hurt?"
The bite was too deep.
"I'll try." Song Ruochen shook his head from side to side, "Ahhh, it hurts."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
有沒有一種可能，我問的是靜止狀态下疼不疼啊。
簡昱珩翻了翻口袋，往桌上拍了五個酒心巧克力。
簡昱珩：“嗯……”
不知不覺就主動納稅了呢。
“二少，等下要我給你翻ppt嗎？”宋若辰問。
“不用。”簡昱珩說，“宋秘書閑着，我怡然自得。”
宋若辰：“？”
你不許抄毛怪的創意。
“小簡。”宋若辰說，“好好發揮。”
“小宋，吃你的零食。”簡昱珩手中的幾張紙輕輕拍了拍宋若辰的腦袋。
發絲被紙張輕輕帶起，有些微癢，宋若辰眯眼睛。
【騙吃騙喝宋若辰。】
“分你幾個。”宋若辰說，“除了這幾個巧克力，你挑喜歡的拿走。”
【嗚嗚嗚高品質好葡萄。】
好葡萄一開會就犯困，所以他遮住眼睛，偷偷摸摸地拿出了手機。
【掩耳盜鈴？（嚼嚼嚼）】
“開會好無聊的。”宋若辰說，“我來刷會兒短視頻。”
簡昱珩邁着總裁的步伐上了臺，感覺分公司員工看他時的神情又從“畏懼”變成了“友善”。
什麽情況？宋若辰又幹什麽了？
他準備好的下馬威和殺雞儆猴好像都不大用得上了啊。
“分公司的各位員工好。”簡昱珩開場，“我是……”
邊上傳來個AI男聲，配合着超燃bgm：“簡昱珩，霄拾集團二少爺，名校優等生，霸總照進現實，無與倫比的高質量alpha……”
臺下員工：“哇哦。”
剛打開短視頻搜了簡昱珩的宋若辰手忙腳亂地按音量鍵，視頻聲音還越來越大。
簡昱珩：“……”
【叮當。】
宋若辰把腦袋埋進了臂彎裏。
“分公司的各位員工好。”簡昱珩重新開場。
宋若辰在搜什麽呢？
那幫網絡小編有好好寫稿嗎？
我應該沒有過什麽反派行為吧？
得先開會。
“大家別緊張，沒什麽大事。”簡昱珩說，“就是準備給大家提一提工資待遇和員工福利，既然是霄拾的分公司，那待遇應該跟霄拾一樣。”
“懂的都懂。”簡昱珩說，“沒待遇純畫餅，大談公司歸屬感，挺像挑梁小醜的。”
底下員工張嘴震驚。
“具體員工福利在屏幕上。”簡昱珩說，“自己可以看。”
員工看了，員工覺得賺了，員工一片歡呼。
員工一：“嘎嘎？”
員工二點頭：“嘎！”
員工三：“嘎嘎嘎！”
“不過——”簡昱珩說，“很遺憾，你們中間有一部分人，享受不到這個福利了。”
臺下安靜了下來。
“霄拾不……怎麽養閑人，也不養品行不端的人。”簡昱珩說，“中飽私囊，洩漏公司機密，還有涉及abo性別歧視的員工，公司不會留。”
會議室後排，昨天對宋若辰口出狂言的賈姓員工突然面色一白，變冷白皮了。
只是對總公司的秘書說了幾句難聽話，有那麽嚴重嗎？
“如果不滿，可以來問我原因。”簡昱珩說。
開除掉幾個過錯嚴重的冗餘員工，攢下的錢，剛好用來增加剩下的員工福利。
留下來的，都對新領導心服口服。
另一邊，宋若辰快把手機刷冒煙了。
他順着短視頻，爬去了簡昱珩的社交賬號，發現了不少簡昱珩從前的動态。
什麽散步的時候偶遇一片夕陽下的樹林，什麽星期天的湖泊美得像未醒的夢。
甚至還有自拍，配文是什麽“這次，我要奪回屬于我的一切”。
“好神奇啊，統寶。”宋若辰說，“我好像在看原書番外。”
書裏對簡昱珩的描寫可沒這麽豐富，他漸漸地對反派有了更多的好奇。
【這告訴我們等更新不如穿書自己研究？】
宋若辰：“？”
“在看什麽東西？”會總算開完了，簡昱珩過來了。
宋若辰：“……”
“在看有趣的小動物短視頻。”宋若辰退出2少的社交主頁，象征性地刷了兩下短視頻。
短視頻：“霄拾總裁簡昱珩的自傳，分享勵志人生，僅售23.85元……”
簡昱珩：“？”
宋若辰再刷。
短視頻：“霄拾二少爺簡昱珩同款穿搭平替，alpha們看過來[鏈接]。”
簡昱珩：“？”
宋若辰（汗流浃背版）再刷。
短視頻：“霄拾二少的愛車，如何擁有同款？建議躺下做夢。”
宋若辰：“……”
這大數據。
怎麽把短視頻app變成了簡昱珩的模樣。
“這是……有趣的小動物？”簡昱珩繃不住了。
小動物這三個字他沾了哪個？
【叮（輕聲）當（輕聲）】
簡昱珩：“……”
刷了就刷了呗，有什麽不好意思的。
“我沒寫過自傳。”簡昱珩說，“……別買，騙錢的。”
宋若辰僵硬轉頭：“哦，好。”
“你想看的話，我可以當面給你傳。”簡昱珩說。
宋若辰：“……不我不想。”
我只是想看點番外，真的，沒有別的意思。
“下班了，惡少。”宋若辰一本正經地收拾着桌上的零食，增加負重。
“這麽一會兒，你吃掉了那麽多？”簡昱珩震驚。
【目移吹口哨.jpg】
“系統吃的。”宋若辰說，“不全是我。”
“宋秘書，拜拜。”幾個員工路過，同宋若辰打了招呼，“下午見。”
“拜拜拜拜。”宋若辰揮手。
簡昱珩：“？”
這神經秘書，好受歡迎啊。
“惡少，我下午出外勤。”宋若辰說，“不來分公司了。”
“哦？”二少輕聲問，“是去零食店出外勤，還是去美食城呀？”
“給霄拾品鑒一下食品行業。”宋若辰嚴肅地說。
“去吧去吧。”簡昱珩擺手，“晚上早點回。”
-
下午，宋秘書沒辦事，簡昱珩百無聊賴。
傍晚，他下班路過昨日的蛋糕店，推門進去買了兩只不同口味的冰淇淋小蛋糕。
準備按電梯的時候，他剛好碰到回山的神經嗎喽。
“等等等！”宋若辰加速。
簡昱珩擡手按上了開門鍵：“別着急。”
宋若辰撲騰了進來，眯了下眼睛。
又聞到山楂味兒了，專屬（體驗版）山楂。
“去哪裏玩了？”簡昱珩問，“別裝。”
返璞歸真的宋若辰說：“去景點了，又貴又難吃。”
簡昱珩輕笑了下。
總覺得，宋若辰每到一個地方，新鮮感都挺強，連帶着他對城市的期待感都多了幾分。
感染力，這就是傳說中的感染力。
屁，你這是喜歡城市嗎？
“別說話。”簡昱珩說。
“你也有系統嗎？”宋若辰歪頭。
簡昱珩：“……”
“二少買了什麽？”宋若辰好奇地指了指簡昱珩手裏提着的塑料袋。
“omega用藥。”簡昱珩說。
宋若辰：“可以治貧窮嗎？”
“治……咬傷。”簡昱珩說。
宋若辰擡手摸了摸頸後：“啊哦額咦唔。”
是還有點疼。
OA兩個人一前一後地進了宋若辰的房間。
O：“？”
A：“給你上點藥，你自己不方便。”
“好好好。”宋若辰的睫毛微垂，白皙的臉頰微紅，他擡起手，解開了最上面的兩顆紐扣，把葡萄皮敞開一點，露出脖子。
簡昱珩拿藥棉的手顫了下。
真的咬太深了！
傷口沒再滲血，可傷痕附近浮了層淤青，看上去有點慘，又有點能激起alpha內心的……
簡昱珩的左腳踩了右腳。
“會有點疼。”簡昱珩說。
宋若辰說：“呵，我不怕疼。”
冰涼的藥棉按在了他頸後，頸後的酸麻中，浮現出一絲尖銳的疼痛。
宋若辰：“……才怪。”
簡昱珩都無語了，他只好放松了點力度，用藥棉輕輕地貼着腺體周圍，給人揉了揉。
宋若辰眯起眼睛，嘴角微擡，他下意識地仰了仰頭，發絲蹭過簡昱珩的手腕。
楂哥好會按。
簡昱珩的指尖捏了好幾下柔軟的發絲。
“宋秘書。”簡昱珩剛說，“你今天想了解我什麽？可以直接問我的。”
“那……不一樣。”宋若辰目光躲閃，“你知道吃瓜嗎？正主的話都沒人聽的，要自己扒出來的才香。”
簡昱珩：“？”
“行了。”簡昱珩把藥棉丢進垃圾桶，拍拍他腦袋，“早點休息。”
“我洗澡去。”宋若辰說。
簡昱珩：“我也去。”
三十分鐘後，宋若辰洗完了，他泡在浴缸裏玩手機——
[簡昱珩]：忘了把冰淇淋蛋糕給你了，都化成冰淇淋餅了。
[簡昱珩]：你回檔吃？
回檔吃完，澡不就白洗了？
“系統。”宋若辰說，“使用新功能‘叮叮當當’。”
【新功能“叮叮當當”，在回檔時保留當前身體狀态，包括衣服、表情、動作，因功能逆天，每月僅可使用兩次。】
宋若辰：“go。”
【叮叮當當】
【檢測到宿主赤裸，将最近物體，水，判定為衣服。】
宋若辰：“？啊等……”
隔壁屋，簡昱珩沒等到消息，他去跑步機上健身了。
跑差不多了，很熱，他該去沖個涼了。
【叮叮當當。】
簡昱珩：“？”
新口令？
下一秒，他保持着奔跑的姿勢和滿頭大汗的狀态，被送到了宋若辰的房間裏。
然後——
“嘩啦啦。”
一灘水從天而降，澆了他滿身。
簡昱珩：“……？”
“啊啊啊。”
宋若辰從天而降，撞進他懷裏。
The two of them stumbled and fell onto the sofa together.
Song Ruochen, who was lying on the head, stretched out his watery hands in panic and pressed the alpha's eyes.