Chapter 59 Have You Learned It?
["After I Traveled Through the Book, the Villain Chased Me and Called Me President" by Song Putao]
[The whole book is only 9.99 yuan, and Mr. Song’s signature is included with the book. ]
Song Ruochen: “…”
"You all misunderstood me. It's true that I was the emperor on the Internet." Song Ruochen exuded goodwill, "But I didn't say I wanted to be the emperor in the original book."
Jian Yuheng's voice was quite loud when he spoke just now, and 80% of the team members heard it. At this moment, only Team Leader Jin was concentrating on speaking, while everyone else started to whisper.
Besides, Jian Yuheng’s speed in peeling apples wasn’t that fast, right?
Five minutes later, Jian Yuheng brought out a work of art, a miniature apple sculpture.
Song Ruochen: “?”
"Brother Jian, the artistic value of this is greater than its edible value." He took it.
"Mr. Song is the most valuable." said Jian Yuheng.
[The second young master's mouth has been as sweet as honey lately. ]
"Don't call me Mr. Song." Song Ruochen said, "I can't bear it."
He crunched his apple and continued to listen to what Team Leader Jin from the R&D department was saying.
"The R&D department is going to look for some good graduates for the spring recruitment next month," said Team Leader Jin. "Does Secretary Song have any good suggestions for the upcoming interviews?"
Team Leader Jin: "We want to recruit more talented people like Secretary Song who have ideas and abilities."
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Want to blow up the company?
"Yes." Song Ruochen nodded. "An additional question for the interview: how to sell artificial intelligence to artificial intelligence."
Team Leader Jin high-fived: "That's a good question! What's the answer?"
"There is no answer. If he calls you an idiot, just keep him." Song Ruochen said.
Team Leader Jin: “…”
Jian Yuheng: “…”
You are quite good at identifying your peers.
"By the way." Jian Yuheng said, "We at Xiaoye don't need to cooperate with low-quality partners. Xiaoshi will help Xiaoye increase product promotion, and we will screen the partners."
"I added some ideas to the promotion plan of the publicity department yesterday." Jian Yuheng said, "After Secretary Song and I return to Xiaoshi, Manager Chu will lead everyone to realize it."
All R&D staff applauded.
The leader who was parachuted in from the head office this time has sufficient money, a complete plan, and would rather have nothing than too much when discussing cooperation. Everyone is happy to work for such a leader.
With the two leaders taking the lead, the atmosphere of the meeting became more and more relaxed, and finally turned into a tea party.
"Damn it." Team Leader Jin said, "I have tolerated Xiang Cai for a long time. He doesn't understand anything and gives random orders all the time."
"He also said that we left work too early. I have finished my work, so why can't I leave?" another employee couldn't help but say.
"Maybe he'll leave early in the future because he's afraid you guys will snatch it from him," Song Ruochen said.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
"Secretary Song." Jian Yuheng reminded.
Song Ruochen: "Sorry."
After the morning meeting, Jian Yuheng still had something to do, so Song Ruochen went to the branch office cafeteria.
He had just ordered the food when his cell phone rang.
["Furry" is making a video call to you.]
Song Ruochen took out his cell phone B and made a video call to "Da Zao".
The two calls were connected almost at the same time, and the screens of both mobile phones were filled with the hairy monster.
"Little Grape called me on her own initiative," Yan Ci said, "unlike you, Little Grape has already forgotten you."
"Chenchen." Meng Yumian said, "I am the one who cares about you the most. How can you bear to make me sad?"
Song Ruochen: "Stop."
I finally had a few days of peace and quiet.
Yan Ci: "Mumbling?"
Meng Yumian nodded: "Beep!"
"Grape Song, I heard from my husband that you and your boss will be back tomorrow?" Yan Ci asked.
"Call me Secretary Song!" Song Ruochen said, "Yes, the flight is tomorrow morning."
"We want that, a souvenir." Meng Yumian said, "Just buy anything, we're not picky."
"Can't we buy it online?" Song Ruochen asked.
Yan Ci: “0.0…”
Meng Yumian: “0.0….”
"Okay, I'll take you." Song Ruochen said.
"What's wrong?" Jian Yuheng came over, "Hey, sister-in-law, there's Mao Yumian."
Why are you chatting on two phones?
Grape's brain lives in the atmosphere every day.
"Let's go to the airport early tomorrow." Song Ruochen asked, "Is that okay?"
"Is it possible? Doesn't it depend on the time you get up?" Jian Yuheng asked.
In order to allow Song Ruochen to sleep a few more hours, he didn't book a flight early in the morning.
Hmmmm, another secretarial job.
"You want to buy something, right?" Jian Yuheng glanced at the two mobile phone screens, "I'll call you tomorrow morning."
Phone A, Phone B: "Beep, beep, beep..."
Song Ruochen: “?”
Both video calls were hung up at the same time.
One minute later.
[Furry Monster]: [Picture]
[Maoguai]: I changed my expression, doesn’t it make it more lively?
What?
Song Ruochen clicked on the picture and froze in place, turning into a stone statue.
Why does the scene in this picture look so familiar?
Wedding? Stairs? The tall alpha walked down slowly, holding the omega horizontally.
A painting of... me?!
[毛怪]: Even the art exhibition is not as happy as the couple.
[Song Ruochen]: It’s quite an atmosphere. Smile.jpg
[Maoguai]: Oh my god, I sent the wrong message!
I misjudged you. You two are in the same group.
Another two minutes passed.
[Song Ruochen]: You won’t withdraw it?!
[Maoguai]: Anyway, you have seen it. Unless time goes back, there is no solution.
Song Ruochen: “…”
There is no use in backflow.
"Xiao Song." The auntie at a window in the company cafeteria called out, "The roasted chicken drumstick you ordered is ready."
"Chicken legs? Here I come." Song Ruochen put his cell phone on the table and ran towards the chicken legs.
Buzz, buzz! The cell phone vibrated.
Jian Yuheng: “?”
What? Did your phone get hurt?
He scanned it and saw that there was an incoming call. After the call ringed for several seconds, Jian Yuheng answered it.
"Hello, hello, are you the recipient 'Second Young Master is My Defeated General'?" the person on the other end said.
"..." Jian Yuheng said, "I am the Second Young Master."
"?"
Jian Yuheng: "Forget it, I'm his friend, he's stumbling towards the chicken leg."
"Okay, okay, I'm the courier for Maoqiu Express. The 'AO Knowledge Encyclopedia' he bought has arrived." The person on the other end said, "Does it need to be delivered to your door or put in the express locker?"
"He's not here, so put it in the express delivery cabinet." Jian Yuheng rubbed his eyebrows.
"Okay," the courier said.
Jian Yuheng put down his phone in silence, not knowing where to start complaining.
Speaking of which, he has this AO Knowledge Encyclopedia. Why didn't Song Ruochen borrow it from him, but instead went to buy a new one?
Then again, why did Song Ruochen suddenly want to watch this? Did he finally realize that he lacked common sense?
The phone screen was still on, fixed on a WeChat chat interface. He touched it with his finger, and a large picture popped up.
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Song Ruochen, who was coming back with a chicken leg in his mouth: "..."
Oh no, how come the Second Young Master saw something he shouldn’t have seen!
"It's a very good painting." said Jian Yuheng.
What's so good about it? Isn't it just a drawing of two people?
Song Ruochen stamped his feet in embarrassment.
There seems to be nothing more embarrassing in the world than this.
"I answered a courier call for you." Jian Yuheng said, "Is the recipient your dream?"
Song Ruochen: “…”
The calm expression became more peaceful.
Jian Yuheng: "You still buy..."
Song Ruochen raised his hand and stuffed a chicken leg into the second young master's mouth.
"Hush money." Song Ruochen said.
Just forget it after you eat it.
Jian Yuheng was fed a chicken leg and was in a good mood. He looked at the slightly red face of the secretary beside him with interest.
"Secretary Song, can you feed your boss some more juice?" Jian Yuheng asked.
"No." Song Ruochen said, "Second Young Master, I'm a work assistant, not a life assistant."
Jian Yuheng raised his voice: "Job, assistant?"
Are you sure?
"Everyone who has used it says it's good." Song Ruochen said coldly.
Those who have used it may not necessarily say it is good.
Song Ruochen was blushing because of the picture. Jian Yuheng next to him took a piece of paper and wiped the corners of his mouth.
"Mr. Song," Jian Yuheng said, "This is how you work as a personal assistant."
Song Ruochen: “…”
[Wow, the host's heartbeat is detected to be accelerating. 】
"Have you learned it?" Jian Yuheng's fingertips pressed lightly on the corner of his mouth through the tissue. "If you don't know anything, you will be fired by your boss."
Song Ruochen: “…”
Song Ruochen stuffed the only remaining chicken leg into the second young master's mouth.
"I am the reincarnation assistant." Song Ruochen said.
Alpha is really noisy.
Also, he bought an AO knowledge encyclopedia because he was... a little curious and wanted to learn more.
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Song Ruochen didn't know how much trouble Jian Yuheng had made, but in just one week, the real power of Xiaoye fell from Xiang Cai to Jian Yuheng.
He returned home with a box full of local snacks and a few more friends on his phone.
The next morning, he was awakened by Jian Yuheng who broke into Grape's house. He changed his clothes in a daze and went to the airport to go shopping.
"Hello." Song Ruochen said, "Is there only one refrigerator magnet left?"
"Yes," the clerk said. "Would you like to buy it?"
A very good-looking omega.
"Forget it, thank you." Song Ruochen said.
He wants to carry water, so he has to buy two of the same.
He finally decided to buy some snacks and asked the clerk to divide them into two equal portions by weight and put them into two identical gift bags.
What a crap script that was pinned on him.
Few people can handle it so smoothly.
The plane landed in City A. Jian Yuheng woke up the sleepy Song Ruochen and half-dragged and half-carried him off the plane.
As soon as he walked out of the covered bridge, his cell phone rang.
"Second Young Master, have you arrived in City A?" Chu Jiu said, "I forgot to give you a product sample. Can I ask someone to send it to you?"
Jian Yuheng: "Okay."
"Why do we need to send it?" Song Ruochen asked, "We can go back and get it."
【Ding Dong.】
【Ten times the speed.】
Jian Yuheng: “…”
If you live long enough, you will be like riding a rocket.
The coin purse was unusable on the plane because there was no internet, but it worked after I got off the plane.
Jian Yuheng was quickly sent back to City O. Life had never passed so fast.
He called Chu Jiu at the airport.
"How did you know I had a sample for you?" Chu Jiu asked in surprise, "So this is the management science of the superiors?"
Jian Yuheng: “…”
"This is the latest achievement of the R&D department. We asked the director for it several times, but they said it was not ready yet." Chu Jiu said on the phone, "Team Leader Jin said he trusts Secretary Song, and the promotion of the new product will be handed over to the head office."
Jian Yuheng glanced at the people wandering around him and smiled.
Is this crazy? He is quite likable. It seems that everyone who comes into contact with Song Ruochen will subconsciously trust him and get used to him. This is also one of the reasons why he likes Song Ruochen.
Taking the things sent by Manager Chu, Song Ruochen used another big move.
【Ding! Dang ang ang! 】
【Ten times the speed.】
Jian Yuheng was launched into the sky and landed on the ground with a whoosh.
He was like a bouncy ball today, going up and down, with the sunshine and white clouds left behind.
"Xiao Jian." Song Ruochen patted his shoulder, "Secretary Song will do the job, and nothing will go wrong."
Xiao Jian is about to vomit from flying. No matter how much she loves flying, she can't fly like this.
Xiao Jian followed Song Ruochen and got on the business car sent by the company, and the two of them returned to Xiaoshi Group.
At the gate of the group, there are two new welcoming robots today, greeting people coming and going.
"Welcome to Xiaoshi." Robot A said, "Please give the password."
Song Ruochen shouted: "May Jian Feng and Yan Ci live happily ever after."
"The password is correct." Robot B said, "Welcome."
Jian Yuheng: "...Is this what you asked the R&D department for?"
"Yes." Song Ruochen said, "The R&D department sent it over overnight. Isn't it cute?"
Everyone in Jinxiaoshi must know that the relationship between Yan Ci and Jian Feng cannot be destroyed.
Song Ruochen: "And I looked at the group chat, everyone thought it was quite interesting, saying it was much more interesting than swiping a card to get in."
"Have you ever thought about what it's like for my brother to shout his name at a robot every day when he goes to work?" Jian Yuheng said.
Song Ruochen: "Forehead..."
Jian Yuheng: "And my sister-in-law."
Song Ruochen: “.”
You, a villain, are quite capable of thinking from other people's perspectives.
【It will take 5 minutes for the coin purse to be credited to your account.】
[Today is really a day of great wealth, all of which is earned by our little Grapes with their own abilities. ]
【Self-reliance, Little Grape has an idea. 】
"Yan, Yan Ci and Jian Feng are in perfect harmony." A voice came from behind, "Wuwuwu Little Grape."
Yan Ci, with a flushed face, ran over and gave Song Ruochen a big hug.
"You're finally back. I'm so bored when you're not around. The furry monsters won't play with me." Yan Ci said, looking around. "Where's my gift?"
"I won't give it to you now." Song Ruochen said, "When the hairy monster comes, I'll give it to you all together."
Just say who can hold the water as level as he does.
"Then I'll let Maoguai come." Yan Ci called, "Come quickly, together, Digu."
As they were talking, several people entered Jian Feng's office.
Jian Feng was standing in the corner facing the wall.
[The protagonist's self-locking value increased by 20. 】
Song Ruochen: “?”
"Are you back?" Jian Feng asked, "It's getting late today. Secretary Song has to hand in a business trip report. You can rest now."
"Okay." Jian Yuheng sat down at his desk and turned on his computer unconsciously.
Jian Feng: “?”
Did I ask you to write it? Are you so self-conscious?