Chapter 67 More Than a Secretary
"Brother, brother, say something." Jian Yuheng patted Jian Feng heavily.
Jian Feng: “…”
Song Ruochen: "Haha, hahaha."
Fun.
When I first read the article, I thought this scene was quite exciting.
Now, I can see the live version.
"Brother, those are your wife and your childhood sweetheart!" Jian Yuheng lightly hit his brother.
Jian Yuheng: “Dish!”
Take care of it.
"Be gentle." Kidnapper A couldn't stand it any longer. "Why are you hitting harder than us?"
Song Ruochen: "Hahaha, haha."
It’s fun, and it will look even better when you wrap melon seeds.
"Secretary Song, you make the choice." Yan Ci turned his head and looked at Song Ruochen, "Is it me who goes, or is it Mian Mian who goes?"
Song Ruochen: "Ha..."
Um?
"That's a good idea. Secretary Song, you can choose." Meng Yumian said, "Secretary Song, who is your best friend, me or Cici?"
Song Ruochen: “…”
I was young, and I had to endure things that I shouldn't have endured.
"Then I'll leave?" Song Ruochen asked.
Yan Ci: "Okay."
Meng Yumian: "Okay."
Song Ruochen was so moved that his heart broke.
Good Maoguai, good date, leave the danger to yourself and leave the safety to Secretary Song.
"Without Secretary Song, I wouldn't be who I am today," Yan Ci said.
In the past, he was very sensitive and had low self-esteem. He was bullied everywhere and always felt that all the bad things in the world seemed to fall on him alone.
Ever since Secretary Song came into being, he has brought bad things to everyone equally.
He no longer has low self-esteem, he has shut himself off.
"Me too." Meng Yumian said, "I have had poor health since I was young, and I tend to be dependent on others. Secretary Song let me be independent."
When people face a life-threatening situation, they can indeed learn to be independent.
Song Ruochen: “?”
It's so strange, what these two say are very touching, but why are their eyes full of criticism?
Should he be moved?
"Then let Secretary Song go first." Jian Yuheng said decisively in the video call, "Madam and Young Master Meng, please wait a moment. Xiao Shi's people will definitely take you home."
"Secretary Song can't leave." Kidnapper C spoke.
Jian Yuheng's eyes flickered: "What do you mean?"
"Our employer wants to meet your Secretary Song tomorrow." Kidnapper C said, "I heard that he is the smartest person in Xiaoshi. The boss wants to ask him something."
"Who told him that I was the smartest person in the whole Xiaoshi?" Song Ruochen asked, "The magic mirror?"
Kidnapper C: “…”
Jian Yuheng: “…”
"Be serious." Jian Yuheng said.
Kidnapper C: "Okay."
"Tomorrow morning at the latest," Kidnapper C said, "Decide who you want to rescue first and put the ransom money at the designated location, otherwise..."
Kidnapper C fired a shot into the air.
Yan Ci: “0.0.”
Meng Yumian: “0.0…”
Song Ruochen: “>.<”
The video call was disconnected.
In the silence, Song Ruochen yawned.
"Do you have a blanket?" he asked kidnapper A. "Do you have a pillow?"
"We have blankets," kidnapper A said, "but we don't have pillows. We have limited supplies here. Please make do with them."
Kidnapper BCD: “?”
The kidnapper BCD walked away with contempt.
Not long after, kidnapper A appeared outside the triple room carrying three blankets.
"Very good." Song Ruochen said, "When we conquer the world one day, I will make you prime minister."
Kidnapper A: “…”
Kidnapper A walked away confused.
Song Ruochen counted the snacks on the ground. There were not many left. There were only 3 bags of potato chips, two pieces of chocolate, and a hawthorn bar.
He has nothing to eat and can’t sit in prison any longer.
The plug-in was still on vacation, and Song Ruochen counted the sand coins and two coins in his pocket.
"Madam, this is Young Master Meng." Secretary Song smiled calmly, "Go to bed early. I will lead everyone to escape the prison at midnight."
Yan Ci: “Wow?”
Meng Yumian: "Exciting!"
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Four o'clock in the morning.
Yan Ci, who had been so excited that he hadn't slept all night, poked Meng Yumian and said, "Secretary Song said... tomorrow night?"
Meng Yumian: “…”
"Let's wake him up," Meng Yumian said, "it will be dawn soon if we don't wake him up."
Secretary Song's work is like opening a blind box. Sometimes it's reliable, sometimes it's not. The probability of reliable results is not high.
"Here I am." said Song Ruochen.
He fished a small, shiny coin from his pocket.
Rollback 2 coins, rewind the time of any inanimate object, the state only lasts three seconds.
"Rewind the time of the iron cage to one day ago." Song Ruochen finished muttering in his mind and quietly threw two coins on the iron cage that held them.
With a "click", the door of the iron cage opened.
"Hurry up." Song Ruochen said, "Speed up, speed up."
After three seconds, the iron cage will return to its original state.
"Does Secretary Song know how to unlock the door?" Yan Ci asked as he ran.
"Madam, having many skills is never a burden." Song Ruochen said.
It’s great. It’s so cool to pretend.
Before dawn, in the woods next to the factory, four kidnappers were chatting about life.
"What exactly does the employer want?" asked kidnapper A.
"I don't really understand." Kidnapper C said, "They want Xiao Shi to give up the new products they got from the branch, and they also want to prevent a certain director named Xiang from being held accountable, so that Xiang can get away."
"Why don't you just state the conditions directly? Why do you want to keep Secretary Song?" asked kidnapper A.
"Because the employer said that he wanted to teach Xiao Shi a lesson, and someone will come to pick him up soon." Kidnapper C said, "As long as Secretary Song gets into trouble, Xiao Shi will definitely be seriously injured."
The three people eavesdropping in the bushes: "..."
Meng Yumian: "If something happens to Secretary Song, Xiao Shi will surely prosper."
Yan Ci said: "If something happens to Secretary Song, Xiao Shi will surely be very happy."
"...Don't force me to slap you two in the most dangerous place in the world." Song Ruochen said.
"Did you hear anyone talking?" Kidnapper B suddenly became alert.
Kidnapper A: "No, it was just rumors."
The flame of the campfire jumped once, and then it was gone completely.
Kidnapper C: “?”
He picked up the lighter to relight it, and the flame flared up again, almost burning the back of his hand.
"Hiss...what the hell?" said kidnapper C.
Hiding in the grass, Song Ruochen was weighing the two coins in his hand.
Kidnapper B looked around and felt a chill on his back.
"It's almost 4:30." Kidnapper D said, "Whose ghost is so lazy that he comes out to make trouble at 4:30."
"You're a kidnapper now, are you still afraid of ghosts?" Kidnapper B said, "That's ridiculous."
The next second, the bonfire went out again, and the firewood picked up for burning suddenly turned into trees. The trees suddenly grew branches and leaves in all directions, knocking away several kidnappers.
Kidnapper B: “???”
"There's a ghost..." Kidnapper B rolled and crawled, "There's a ghost. I quit. I want to go home."
Kidnapper D also started screaming.
Three seconds later, the wood returned to its original shape and the fire started again.
Kidnappers BCD ran away, leaving only kidnapper A behind, shouting something like "Your Majesty" or "Doomsday".
Song Ruochen: “:)”
Even the Second Young Master couldn't handle this haunted ghost. Do you, a few kidnappers, have the guts to go against Mr. Song?
"Madam, Young Master Meng." Song Ruochen said, "Let's go."
At 4:30, when the sky was just getting light, BOO and two other people pushed a wheelchair and dived into the deep mountains and forests outside the old factory.
"Where are we going?" Meng Yumian pushed Song Ruochen and started to get lost.
"If I had known, I would have just driven away in the kidnapper's car." Song Ruochen said.
"No, Secretary Song," Meng Yumian said, "I can still distinguish between walking to heaven and taking one step to heaven."
Song Ruochen: “…”
I didn't have time to look for my cell phone, so I just took a small flashlight.
Because he remembered the TV series he had watched, where the bad guys were chasing him and the protagonist had to stand still and say, "You run first, but I won't. What will you do if I run?"
Song Ruochen didn't want to be such an idiot.
"Don't panic." In the dim morning light, Yan Ci looked up at the sky. "The leaves on this side are more luxuriant, it's the sunny side. There's moss on the ground over there. If we walk this way, it must be the south."
"Let's go south to find a water source. Where there is water, there are people." Yan Ci picked up a stone and marked the tree, saying, "Besides, my husband and your husband are already in the area. If they don't see us tomorrow morning, they will definitely search the forest thoroughly!"
Song Ruochen: "0.o?"
Whose husband?
And you shouldn't be too familiar with the primeval forest. This experience of survival in the wild is simply outrageous.
"This direction." Yan Ci said, "Let's go, Secretary Song. We can't let them use us to threaten Xiao Shi, and we can't let them take you away."
"Xiao Shi cannot do without Secretary Song, just like a potted plant cannot do without termites," said Meng Yumian.
Song Ruochen: “…”
What's going on? I'm starting to get angry.
Forget it, he has his own unique way of communication. I’ll inform the Second Young Master later.
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A new group of kidnappers EFGH arrived at the abandoned factory on the mountain.
"The hostages have escaped," kidnapper E said. "Four of our men are insane."
The person on the phone was silent for a moment, then asked, "What's the matter?"
"Three said there was a ghost," Kidnapper E said, "and one said there was His Majesty."
"How come he has different symptoms of madness?" The person on the phone laughed, "Secretary Song, you are indeed an important figure in Xiaoshi, and your madness rate is quite high."
"Look at the footprints in the barren mountain. They went south." Kidnapper F said, "We came up the mountain from the south, so we should have met them. How come we didn't even see their shadow?"
"They can't get out all night." The person on the phone said, "Go find them."
Ten minutes ago, Jian Yuheng, who was in contact with the police and his own people to discuss rushing into the factory to rescue people, suddenly froze.
【Ding, Nan Nan, Dang.】
Jian Yuheng: “?”
Male? Difficult? Grandma?
What foreign language?
South?!
"Pretend to talk to them. They have no one left. Search the south side of the mountain." Jian Yuheng said, "Your wife Zhuma and my wife should have escaped."
Jian Feng was shocked: "Brother, are you cheating?"
"Guess." Jian Yuheng convinced his brother without much persuasion, and rushed into the car, "Let's go and pick them up."
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In order to avoid the four kidnappers coming up the mountain, Song Ruochen used up his last return voucher.
現在，他口袋裏就剩兩個回檔沙幣了，窮得叮當響。
不過沒關系，他估摸着零錢包快回來上班了，只要走到有信號的地方，回檔挂一開，他就是完美宋秘書。
“小葡萄，這個野果好吃哎。”頭頂着樹葉的晏辭遞過來一串緋紅的漿果，“這個沒有毒，能補充體力。”
用樹葉把自己打扮成毛怪的毛怪用力推輪椅，把宋若辰颠得快散架了。
“放~~心~~二少馬上就到。”宋若辰說。
“小葡萄和二少很有默契呢。”晏辭說，“這麽信任他，下一步考慮和他結婚嗎？”
宋若辰：“啊……”
他還沒考慮那麽遠。
不過，整整一天沒見簡昱珩了，還挺想的。
晏辭和孟雨眠太能跑了，一晚上走了半個山頭，他比大學軍訓都累。
他是清澈愚蠢大學生，頂多在游戲裏大殺四……一方，真沒見過狗血文裏這種無視社會規則的聲勢浩大的綁架。
他手上就剩一個回檔沙幣了。
與這一天一夜相比，前幾天跟簡昱珩的夜晚約會簡直不要太爽。
簡昱珩帶他吃火鍋吃西餐，還在車內昏暗的燈光下，編着關于臨時标記的謊話騙他靠近，逗着他玩。
還有二少的吊床也不錯，搖搖晃晃得非常安逸，适合午睡。
那天，他好像是親了二少一口吧，親的臉頰？
太慫了。
現在的宋若辰，是經歷過大風大浪的宋若辰了，下次得親嘴巴，親十分鐘。
“宋秘書，你在想什麽？”晏辭問，“你的信息素飄出來了。”
宋若辰：“……”
不好意思。
“你和弟弟結婚的話，我們就能經常一起玩了。”晏辭說，“逢年過節回主宅的話，我們可以一起住哎。”
宋若辰：“0.o？”
大棗變大嫂？
撲棱撲棱撲棱，一陣聲音傳來，山林間突然起了一陣風。
剛才還笑嘻嘻的晏辭，突然就自閉了。
宋若辰擡頭，看見了一架結婚證照塗裝的直升機。
簡一和簡二來了！
“辰辰！”天空中傳來了簡昱珩的聲音。
山林中不具備降落條件，直升機放下了懸梯。
【請假結束，開機！】
【小葡萄，我回來了，我沒錯過什麽刺激的場景……？】
【（環視四周.jpg）宿主爹！你給我幹哪裏來了？】
Biu、biu——
幾聲尖銳聲響，伴着瓶子的碎裂聲。
宋若辰：“啊？”
Biu——
小腿一疼，他咣當一聲，摔倒在地上。
宋若辰：“Zzzzz。”
【Zzzzzz】
“宋若辰！”幾輛警車和霄拾的車沖了上來，天空中，站在懸梯上的簡昱珩放下了槍的保險栓，瞄準了地面上朝着宋若辰靠近的綁匪。
“別動，只是麻醉槍。”有人沖出樹林，拎起了地上的宋若辰，匕首橫在宋若辰的頸間，“動的話，就真的殺了他。”
刀刃在宋若辰的頸間劃過，留下一道血線，小秘書的眼睛緊閉着，面色看着有些蒼白。
“退回去，別動。”內線頻道裏，簡昱珩的聲音冷得像冰。
“想要救他，帶我們要的東西來。”綁匪E留下一句話，迅速拎着宋若辰後退，沖上追上來的車。
綁匪的suv向遠處開去。
直升飛機放下懸梯，簡昱珩和簡楓依次跳了下來。
晏辭：“0.0。。。小葡萄。”
孟雨眠：“0.0....”
“夫人和孟小少爺沒事。”救援的人圍了上來。
“快去救小葡萄。”晏辭一把抓住了簡昱珩的手腕，“他喜歡你的。”
“……我知道。”簡昱珩說，“龔助理，跟好了，別丢方向。”
“知道。”龔助理說。
鮮豔的痛機調轉機頭，一路飛往臨市。
晏辭：“啊……”
簡楓：“no…………”
“我和綁匪，不共戴天。”簡楓咬牙，“不計代價，一定要抓到幕後黑手。”
“簡總，二少，先送夫人和孟小少爺回去嗎？綁匪有槍，二位和夫人的安全重要。”有人問，“反正被帶走的，只是個秘書。”
“閉嘴，別這麽說。”孟雨眠說。
“不走。”簡楓也說。
“他不止是秘書。”簡昱珩閃身上了輛車，駕車朝着宋若辰被帶走的方向疾馳。
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飛馳的車上，有聲音在說話。
【你是一名優秀的秘書】
【你維護了原書主角攻受的情感，讓主角和反派一起抵禦外敵。】
宋若辰：“？”
誰在說話？
【霄拾因為你，業績蒸蒸日上。】
【這本書也因你有了一個甜美的結局，晏辭和簡楓度過了難關，從今往後，幸福地生活在一起。】
【happy ending，故事結束。】
宋若辰：“？”
這不是他家零錢包的聲音。
【還記得嗎，原書的這場綁架事件裏，宋秘書給晏辭擋了刀。】
【在原書中，無關緊要的路人小角色，宋秘書的故事，就到這裏。】
“你是誰？”宋若辰問。
【我是宋秘書。】
宋若辰：“那我是宋總。”
【……】
【我是原書的宋秘書，你也可以叫我系統xs003號，我是回檔零錢包的同事。】
宋若辰：“？”
原書宋秘書，是……人機？
【我服從一切命令，服務于霄拾，但一切越來越糟糕，他和他有無數的誤會。】
【我沒做到的事情，你做到了。】
【你的思路，作為AI我無法理解，但佩服。】
宋若辰：“人機罵人了？”
【感覺到了嗎，宋若辰，世界意識在要你退場。】
【你阻止了龔助理的退場，那麽現在誰來阻止宋秘書的退場】
車身猛一颠簸，宋若辰的腦袋咚地撞在了車座上，輕輕敲醒了沉睡的心靈。
宋若辰：“0.o？”
【0.o？】
“零錢包？”宋若辰問，“胖虎？”
【是我！】
【（吐口水.jpg）竟然敢侵占我的頻道。】
【我跟他不熟。】
【不過，他給我們設置了10分鐘/次的回檔限額。】
【“世界意識不可躲避，但能改變”，這是它的原話。】
“用我的聰明才智逃出這趟綁架的意思呗。”宋若辰說，“謎語人。”
【你有嗎？】
宋若辰：“……”
不好說。
而且他現在情況不太妙。
上新的綁匪好像認定了他會精神污染，弄了個黑色膠帶，給他把嘴巴封了。
哦，手腳也給綁了。
扔個回檔沙幣可解，但容易被綁回去，他就剩一個沙幣了。
“我一直想試試綁手綁腳的情況下怎麽移動。”宋若辰跟系統說。
宋若辰在車後座上拱起來，拱過去。
【……】
“霄拾的秘書，精神狀态正常嗎？”副駕駛位上的綁匪F問綁匪E。
綁匪E：“不好說，我剛給他搜身，搜出了兩排抑制劑。”
綁匪F：“……”
綁匪E：“當時我開了兩次麻醉槍，都被他的抑制劑給擋了，最後才打的腿，三發就中一發，所以他醒得快”
綁匪F：“嘶，神經……但是追得這麽猛，應該對霄拾是挺重要吧？”
“移動速度比較慢。”宋若辰實驗結束了，“對了，系統，給簡哥報個平安吧。”
【檢測到，簡哥好像在追我們這趟車。】
【開心嗎？意外地擁有了反派追車的劇情呢？捂臉哭.jpg】
“回檔的時候，有短暫的一瞬，他能聽見口令聲。”宋若辰說，“咱跟他聊聊。”
【okok。】
簡昱珩把油門踩到底了，嗖嗖地追，把一群車都甩在了身後。
宋若辰，才不僅僅是個秘書。
宋若辰，是很重要的人。
他平時比較兇，也不愛笑，宋若辰是第一個敢大膽向他靠近的omega。
其實，和匹配度無關，早在發現這鬧鬼現象背後的冒失鬼時，他就覺得宋若辰可愛了。
不神經，不癫，是他想擁有的人。
【叮，我醒了，當】
簡昱珩的車和綁匪車都後退了一小段距離。
簡昱珩：“！”
宋若辰已經醒了。
而且，這是系統也上班了？
【叮，我沒事，當。】
簡昱珩又退回去了。
簡昱珩：“：）”
沒事就好。
【叮，喜歡你，啧，當。】
車倒退。
簡昱珩又笑了下。
隐藏在硬幣聲裏的傳訊，比告白更讓人心動。
【叮，這路好癫，當。】
【叮，想喝奶茶，當。】
【叮，聽見不，當。】
簡昱珩：“……”
一排車，一排車啊，十幾個追一輛，把這段破路開了十幾遍了啊。
一段破路，來回追，宋若辰好難追。
簡昱珩忍不了了，拿了個喇叭，對前車喊話了。
“開就開，不開就不開，別老往後倒！”
作者有話說：
綁匪：不是，誰往後倒了啊，我在開啊！