Chapter 72 You Teach Me
【Ding Dong】
Jian Yuheng, who was well-read and knowledgeable, put down the novel.
No, you can't watch too much at one time.
He read a sweet urban AO novel about marriage first and love later, a cool interstellar mecha novel, and a doomsday zombie novel...
Now, the plot is scattered and reorganized in his mind, with mechas falling in love in the city and zombies flying spaceships in the stars.
This kind of random thoughts brought about by consuming too many novels at once sound so damn familiar, just like the script of a short play written by Song Ruochen.
Jian Yuheng: “……?”
So, has Song Ruochen also read a lot of novels?
When did you watch it? Where did you watch it?
The rollback was still going on. Jian Yuheng changed his sitting posture and faced the direction of the examination room, expressing his silent protest.
大腦一鍵清空了小說，換了點別的東西開始運行，比如宋秘書要怎麽揍，才能天下太平。
It's time to put the "Song Ruochen Injury Insurance" proposed by Assistant Gong on the agenda. Xiao Shi should change to seven insurances and one fund in the future.
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In A City, at the ABO knowledge test center, Song Ruochen once again painfully clicked the button to hand in the paper.
【Your test score this time is: 66 points. 】
[Congratulations, you got a very good score. The full score for this exam is 100 points, and the passing score is 90 points. ]
[Your final test result is, failed. ]
[Guess you want to read: "ABO knowledge test training class", "7-day quick abo knowledge test", "Famous teachers will guide you to get a certified marriage."]
Song Ruochen: “…”
Why are there advertisements in this examination system?
He pushed back his chair and went to print out his test scores.
"It's okay." The staff member comforted him, "Young man, don't get depressed because of a failed exam."
Staff: "Cheer up, you will definitely pass next time!"
【Thank you. Bow.jpg】
[Our little Grape has taken the exam many times. ]
[If I test him again, he will vomit. ]
"Loving exams is a great thing!" The staff clenched their fists. "How about this, I have a limited collection of test takers' wrong questions, 20 yuan a copy, you can buy it and take a look at the easy-to-make mistakes."
"Okay." Xun Ruochen, who had no motivation to take the test, said, "Buy one."
The staff handed out a book of wrong questions: "In order to protect privacy, the above candidate information has been processed privately~"
Song Ruochen casually flipped open the collection of wrong questions——
Candidate jyh, took the exam three months ago.
【jyh? Jian Yuheng? 】
[The young master didn't get a perfect score. Look at what he did wrong. ]
[(Sweet reading) What would you do if your omega makes you angry? ]
[Good fellow, the young master said he wanted to hang you up and beat you. ]
【It turns out he wanted to hit you. 】
Song Ruochen: “…”
Holding an unsatisfactory test paper and a collection of wrong answers, he got into the car driven by Assistant Gong.
"Did you pass the exam?" Gong Huo asked.
"I passed the test." Song Ruochen said.
Gong Huo: “…”
Okay.
"Nothing..." Gong Huo said, "You didn't catch up at the right time. The question bank has been upgraded recently. There are many more things, and the way to draw questions has also changed."
It’s not that Song Ruochen doesn’t know how to do it, he just doesn’t understand it.
The test was very much like asking him to memorize the settings in a novel he had just read.
Moreover, the questions were very explicit, making him feel very uneasy while answering.
"I bought some roasted chestnuts." Assistant Gong handed over a paper bag, "I can give you two."
"Thank you." Song Ruochen snatched the paper bag and tasted one. "This one has a bad shape, I'll help you eat it. This one has a bad color, I'll help you deal with it."
Gong Huo: “…”
Does the Second Young Master like psychopaths?
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In Xiao Shi's office, Jian Juheng was finally released from prison.
Jian Yuheng: “:)”
Good, safe landing.
The report was not written in vain, the meal was not eaten in vain, and the fitness was not in vain.
Indeed, in this world, only knowledge will never abandon him.
There was a knock on the office door.
"Come in." Jian Yuheng said.
The door was pushed open and the person who came in was his brother.
"Brother." Jian Feng said, "We have found Mao Zao Pu Tao's phone. I will send Song Ruochen's to you."
In the atmosphere of brotherly love and respect, Jian Yuheng smiled politely: "This is just a small matter, let the secretary... This is just a small matter, you should do it yourself."
Jian Feng: "Huh? Haha."
Jian Feng: "Can you check if your phone is broken?"
Jian Yuheng carefully examined it and said, "It's fine, it's just..."
The kidnappers put a protective film on the phone and also replaced the phone case.
What kind of drug did Song Ruochen give to the kidnappers?
"Nan Yan refused to admit that they had anything to do with the kidnapping," Jian Feng said. "They only dealt with two management-level employees, saying that they had a personal grudge against Secretary Song."
"Yeah, I know." Jian Yuheng said, "Nan Yan hasn't been doing well recently."
Secretary Li, who had always been diligent, suddenly felt extremely relaxed, and the entire management team became like a pile of loose sand.
"The two activities in Nanzhai over the past two days have implemented very mediocre project plans," Jian Feng said. "They are full of criticism internally, saying that the people who wrote the plans might as well become bandits."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Is there a possibility?
This plan was outsourced to Kou by a middleman.
Nan Yan is truly forever young and always has expectations for Secretary Song.
"I'll take care of it," Jian Yuheng said. "The group's revenue this quarter will teach them a lesson."
The clock on the wall showed half past eight in the evening.
"It's time to get off work." Jian Feng said, "You and I are the only ones left in the company."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
:(
"Sometimes, I feel that fame and fortune are not that important." Jian Feng said, "If I were not the president, I could travel to rain forests, snowy mountains and deserts with Yan Ci."
Jian Feng: "Brother, this company..."
"Don't beautify the road you haven't walked." Jian Yuheng said with a smile.
Jian Feng: “.”
"Golf?" Jian Feng asked.
"No." Jian Yuheng refused decisively, "Someone is waiting for me at home."
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Song Ruochen is not at home, Song Ruochen is in the bar.
Yan Ci and Meng Yumian held a banquet to celebrate his passing the exam with a perfect score. After seeing his score of 66, they changed the theme of the celebration to "survival".
"Hello, I'd like a glass of plum juice." Song Ruochen said politely.
"Why are you drinking sour plum juice?" Yan Ci said, "We have been to mountains and seas, fought kidnappers and chased cars. We are not allowed to drink something so childish."
Yan Ci: "Maoguai Maoguai, give him a low-alcohol drink."
"Here I am." said Meng Yumian.
"Xiao Shi is preparing a new product launch for Xiao Ye recently, right?" Yan Ci asked, "Will Secretary Grape be there?"
"Yes." Song Ruochen said.
The R&D guys at Xiaoye also sent him a message, saying that they had brought him some delicious food from O City.
"I heard from my husband that the plan for the new product launch has not been decided yet," Yan Ci said, "because we were kidnapped and it was delayed."
"From this we can see," Meng Yumian said, "our Secretary Song is the most powerful brain in Xiao Shi!"
rumble.
There was a little thunder in the sky over City A.
"It is said that all the events held by Nanyan in the past two days have been sprayed." Yan Ci said, "Their new product launch event was close to that of Xiaoshi. It is said that they hired professionals to plan it, introduced a lot of black technology, and invited popular stars to be spokespersons."
Song Ruochen: "0.o?"
He doesn't have any black technology, but he has a dark horse.
Speaking of popularity, who dares to compete with Lu Yunye during this period?
"Second Master." He called Jian Yuheng on his backup phone, "I want to try out the new product launch plan."
"Won't it be turned into a memorial service for the new product?" Jian Yuheng asked.
Song Ruochen: "I don't think so."
"Then do it." Jian Yuheng said, "Anyway, Xiaoye's group believes in you. No need to call. I'll be home soon. Let's talk face to face. Did you pass the exam?"
Jian Yuheng: "Why does my house sound so noisy?"
"Oh, I'm at the bar." Song Ruochen said, "Celebrating our Zao Zao Grape Studio's first pot of gold."
"Which bar?" Jian Yuheng asked, "I'll pick you up."
Song Ruochen told him the name of the bar: "Waiting for you, Brother Jian."
While he was making the call, Yan Ci and Meng Yumian came together, pointing at the tablet screen and discussing something.
"What's wrong?" Song Ruochen asked.
"I'm discussing with you what to wear on the day of the press conference." Yan Ci said, "This formal suit from this brand is super nice."
"It matches this tie and the tie buckle," Meng Yumian said, "a cool, workplace style."
It's rare for these two to agree.
Song Ruochen picked up the wine glass with satisfaction and gulped it down.
It tasted delicious and instantly soothed the trauma of failing the exam.
The TV hanging above the bar was playing the latest news.
"Xiaoshi Group BOO was kidnapped..."
There was a "bang" sound, which was the crisp sound of a wine bottle hitting the ground, and BOO turned around at the same time.
The drunk alpha was going crazy and moved closer to the omega who wanted to cuddle up to him.
The sound was not too loud, and the alpha took advantage of the fact that not many people were paying attention to him and tried to get closer to the omega youth who was alone.
"Why are you running?" Alpha said, "I'm an employee of Nanyan. This is not a company that anyone can join. When the new product launch is held, the commission I will get will be at least this amount."
Alpha pointed his fat hand and said, "Want to be friends?"
"There is a difference between humans and ghosts. Normal people really can't just come in casually." A cold voice came from the side, "It's not Ghost Festival yet, why did they let you out?"
"I'm talking to my friend, what does it have to do with you?" The drunk alpha raised his eyes with contempt, and was stunned for a moment, "You... look so familiar, are we destined to meet, where have we met before?"
"I may have seen you in the pig pen in my previous life." Song Ruochen said, "It's understandable that a pig brain can't remember textbooks. After all, it's written in black and white in the textbook that alphas are not allowed to be rude to omegas."
【This is one of the few questions that our little Grape can answer correctly. 】
Jian Yuheng arrived just in time, catching up with Song Ruochen's bravery -
A side note: Song Ruochen raised his foot and kicked the chair.
Second highlight: Song Ruochen punched the victim.
Anecdote three, Song Ruochen was reciting a cool line and wanted to quote a famous saying, but he forgot the words halfway through.
At the beginning of the main film, Song Ruochen raised his hand and splashed the wine on the rude alpha.
"Look, Lu Yunye!" Song Ruochen said loudly.
In an instant, everyone in the bar looked over and stopped on a certain alpha with inquiring looks.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the alpha blushed, but did not dare to show any anger, and walked away dejectedly.
"You will regret it." Alpha said before leaving, "Don't you know who you are rejecting?"
"Thank you." The omega thanked Song Ruochen.
"It's okay." Song Ruochen said, "Xie Xiaolu."
The multifunctional Lu Yunye was created by him.
"Secretary Song is amazing." Yan Ci applauded, "Grapes of Justice."
"Secretary Song is not good at doing things, but he is good at handling people," said Meng Yumian.
"Don't force me to beat you two up in the best drinking place in the world." Song Ruochen said coldly.
Yan Ci: “0.0…”
After watching the full film, Jian Yuheng smiled and savored it for a moment, then strode over.
"Brother is here." Yan Ci said, "These are the grapes given to you, take them back."
"It's getting late." Jian Yuheng picked up the tipsy Song Ruochen, "You guys should go back early too."
Yan Ci turned around and started whispering to Meng Yumian.
"Can this be painted?" Yan Ci asked.
"Yes." Meng Yumian said, "I have gained new inspiration."
Song Ruochen got into the car and gradually felt that the alcohol seemed to be taking its toll on him. He sat quietly in the passenger seat, letting himself slowly ferment into a pool of sweet wine.
"The wounds on your neck and hooves haven't healed yet." Jian Yuheng said, "In principle, you can't drink alcohol."
"You speak in a leadership manner." Song Ruochen said.
Jian Yuheng: “…”
Jian Yuheng smiled crookedly: "If you drink again, I'll break your legs."
Jian Yuheng: "Does he still have leadership qualities?"
Song Ruochen: “：D”
Song Ruochen: "Smells like an idiot."
Jian Yuheng: “…”
"In short, it's not good." Jian Yuheng said, "It will affect the recovery of the wound."
"Then I'll go back and eliminate the impact." Song Ruochen said.
Jian Yuheng: “…That’s fine.”
He waited for a few seconds, but there was no ding-dong sound.
"What's the matter?" Jian Yuheng asked.
"What should I do?" Song Ruochen's voice was drunken, "I just want to see you now, I don't want to go back."
Jian Yuheng felt as if there was some Cupid, holding a handful of Eros's arrows, chasing him and stabbing his heart.
"Don't flirt with me in the car." Jian Yuheng said calmly, "You've gone back more than ten times. Did you pass the test?"
Song Ruochen: "No..."
[(Built-in teacher's voice) When poor students don't do well in the exam, they often use this tricky excuse.]
【“I didn’t perform well this time.”】
[In fact, if he can't do it, he still can't do it. Even if you give him another chance to take the test, he still won't be able to do it.]
Song Ruochen: “…”
Until the car stopped at the gate of the small villa, Song Ruochen was still arguing with the system.
Jian Yuheng: “?”
What did you talk about? Did you break down?
"The test isn't difficult." Jian Yuheng loosened his seat belt. "Normally, AOs have to take the test before marriage. You can pass it if you memorize it."
【Our little grape is not a local. 】
【The knowledge points conflict with common sense, making the questions difficult to answer.】
"It's so simple, then teach me." Song Ruochen said.
The author has something to say:
Song Ruochen: I am a poor student, let me learn