Chapter 205 (Forum Style) - You Real Madrid guys are selling bromance...
Post: Your Real Madrid is selling too much BL (Boys' Love) stuff!
Floor 1: As the title says. After poaching two of Milan's most handsome players, Real Madrid is starting to show their style too, but it's okay, I'll spoil them! Sell more! I love watching!
2nd Floor: Hahahaha, I agree with the original poster, sell more! I love watching!
3rd floor: Whoever came up with the idea of taking a photo of shirtless soccer stars in a sea of roses must be a genius!
4th floor: The person who made shirtless football stars interact intimately in this scene is a genius among geniuses!
5th Floor: LOL, overnight, countless couples within the Real Madrid team have their own couple photos and wedding photos, the enthusiasm of fans to create content has exploded, and everyone is celebrating the New Year with great joy.
6th floor: No exaggeration, I ship Cabrini x Pepe, an extremely obscure pairing. I've consumed more content in the last two days than in the past year, it's so satisfying.
7th floor: [Reply to 6th floor] Upstairs, what you're doing isn't unpopular, it's weird.
Floor 8: [Reply to Floor 7] What do you mean by that? What happened to the promise that the Cabrini pairing is all over America? Why are you saying we're weird!
Floor 9: [Reply to Floor 8] Doesn't the person upstairs have any self-awareness? This forum declared that all of Cabrini's pairings are from the US to prevent major pairings like Alonso x Cabrini, Pirlo x Cabrini, and Cabrini x Kaká from fighting. You obscure little pairings are actually jumping on the bandwagon; watch out, you might get attacked!
10th floor: What the person upstairs said was too harsh, hahaha, the big CP (couple) doesn't even give them a second thought.
11th Floor: Family, does anyone understand the significance of Cristiano Ronaldo, shirtless, holding a red rose and offering it to Kaká, who is also shirtless? It's rare that Ronaldo didn't smile cheaply in front of Kaká; his expression was very domineering, a perfect match for Kaká's gentle face!
12th floor: CrisKa is real!
13th floor: CrisKa is real!
14th floor: CrisKa is real!
15th floor: He didn't seem to be laughing in a cheap way, probably because there were cameras around and Ronaldo was getting some footage...
16th Floor: Cristiano Ronaldo: I came here today hoping to get a stunning picture of Criska!
17th floor: You upstairs...
18th Floor: Hahahaha, spot on!
19th Floor: After Kaka was no longer by his side, Ronaldo immediately changed his attitude, and with a mischievous grin, he put a bunch of flowers in Marcelo's hair. This kind of fluffy hair is perfect for flower arranging. It's like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden!
20th Floor: Marcelo: So you film idol dramas with Kaka, and comedies with me, is that it? (Eye roll emoji)
21st floor: I like the photo of Cabrini and Kaká together. Even though I don't ship the two Kakás, I have to admit that the Milan twins' looks are just too good.
22nd floor: Where did this "Milan Twins" come from? Let me repeat, it's the Real Madrid Twins now, thank you!
23rd floor: Even though their skin is completely naked, this couple inspires no impure thoughts. Standing together, they exude a sense of holiness, like angels descending into a rose garden. Their style is completely different from everyone else's; it's so beautiful.
24th floor: The roommates are a world of their own, I'm totally shipping them.
25th Floor: By the way, are these two handsome guys still roommates after they came to Real Madrid? Kaka was injured and out for half a season, and they didn't change roommates?
26th Floor: Actually, it's not even worth calculating anymore, because every first-team player in Real Madrid's sports city has their own suite. When playing away games, the club will book rooms for the players. That's how wealthy they are. (Sunglasses emoji)
27th floor: A Milan fan has been stabbed in the chest...
28th floor: Looking at it from another angle, Cabrini's only roommate is Kaká! I'm totally shipping them!
29th Floor: No, if you look closely, Cabrini did share rooms with other players at the club level, such as during the youth academy and when he first joined the first team. He only became a regular roommate with Kaka later. But his only roommate in the national team was Pirlo, even after the transfer. That was the real roommate pairing!
Floor 30: [Reply to Floor 29] ? ? ? Does Pfei want to fight?
31st floor: [Reply to 30th floor] What's wrong? You broke down just by telling the truth? Hilarious!
Floor 32: [Reply to Floor 31] Broken defenses? Haha, who exactly is repeatedly broken defenses because of Alonso's social media posts? They finally get to go on a trip, only to have their first encounter with Felix and then be completely replaced by Alonso. Who is it? So hard to guess!
33rd floor: [Reply to 32nd floor] What, you can't control Pfeiffer yourself, so you drag Longfei out? You have no confidence at all in dual SIM dual standby, do you?
Floor 34: [Reply to Floor 33] Huh? We lack confidence? LOL, we're inseparable at Real Madrid, the sweetness is just too much, okay? Really? Really? Does anyone not have a couple's photo in a sea of roses and a marriage certificate?
Floor 35: Hey ladies upstairs, stop arguing! The Longfei shippers apologize to Pifei Jie for completely blocking your sweet moments, but what can we do when Long Ge tries so hard? We can't help it!
Floor 36: [Reply to Floor 35] Like master, like servant; the aroma of tea wafts through the air...
Floor 37: [Reply to Floor 35] Such a strong tea flavor, just like Alonso's...
Floor 38: [Reply to Floor 35] Longfei, stop acting crazy here. Yes, Alonso tried very hard, trying his best to give Cabrini a heart gesture, but Cabrini was the one who gave Pirlo a heart gesture first.
Floor 39: [Reply to Floor 38] Yes, yes, yes, Cabrini made a heart gesture to Pirlo! That's such a sweet moment! We don't get that kind of sweetness from Alonso, sob sob~ We only get the sweetness of Cabrini going back to his hometown with Alonso to see his parents for Christmas, and the sweetness of him staying at Alonso's house, which happens to be Alonso's birthday. The three photos Alonso posted are of cufflinks, a portrait, and a drunken Cabrini. What does that mean? The biggest birthday gift wouldn't be Cabrini himself, would it?
Floor 40: [Reply to Floor 39] (Green Tea emoji) (Thumbs-up emoji)
Floor 41: [Reply to Floor 39] (Green Tea emoji) (Thumbs-up emoji)
Floor 42: [Reply to Floor 39] (Green Tea emoji) (Thumbs-up emoji)
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54th floor: Hey everyone upstairs, stop arguing! You guys are the best of the best, you're already green with envy for these obscure couples! Let's get back to the Real Madrid Rose Sea incident, okay?
Floor 55: This picture of the Ballon d'Or trio looks serene, but upon closer inspection, it's quite interesting. In the middle, Cabrini gently plays with the roses in front of him; on the left, Kaká grins and reaches out to touch his rose crown; and on the right, Ronaldo, although closer to Cabrini, tilts his head from behind Cabrini to look at Kaká, his eyes also tender. The person I love is playing around with the person he loves, and I can only pretend to be indifferent, sob sob~
56th floor: Wow, it suddenly turned into a pure love story!
57th floor: Wake up, Cristiano, this doesn't fit your persona. Shouldn't you be charismatic, arrogant, and domineering?
58th floor: No, no, no, although Ronaldo has a lot of scandals, he has always been quite pure in his love for the Milan twins.
59th floor: They're Real Madrid's twin stars, thank you... I'm speechless...
60th floor: Don't worry about these details...
61st floor: By the way, why is it only Cabrini who wears a rose wreath?
62nd floor: Hehe, the Little Prince wearing a rose crown is absolutely gorgeous~
63rd floor: Maybe it's because he's a sponsor. Ramos told reporters that Cabrini prepared a big surprise, and they took a set of super beautiful photos. It seems that he funded this truckload of roses.
64th floor: Huh? It wasn't prepared by Real Madrid, but by Cabrini? Why would he prepare this? He's not going to drive it out, just take pictures in the Real Madrid Sports City?
65th floor: Considering Ronaldo's post saying that pomelo leaves would bless Real Madrid to win the treble, it's reasonable to suspect that Cabrini thought the float on the night they won the Copa del Rey was unlucky, hahaha...
66th floor: No doubt about it, it's absolutely true. Foreigners only think that white floats are elegant and pure, while only Chinese people would consider other meanings associated with white. Cabrini probably knows a little about Chinese folk customs, plus the pomelo leaves, it's confirmed.
Floor 67: More than twenty people were crammed into a pool to soak in pomelo leaf water. It was hilarious.
Floor 68: However, Cabrini, who came up with this idea, wasn't involved. He and Alonso are the only ones not in the photos taken by Ronaldo and Ramos. So, others can go and cause trouble, but the two of them don't have to? Haha.
Floor 69: While their teammates were soaking in pomelo leaf water, they went for a ride in a rose-decorated carriage. It was just the two of them!
70th floor: Huh? Really?
71st floor: It's true, there are videos of it. They were filmed by staff and posted on their personal accounts. They're getting a lot of attention.
72nd floor: [Reply to 71st floor] Sister, where can I watch it? I only follow Real Madrid's official media.
Floor 73: [Reply to Floor 72] I downloaded it and posted it in this thread.
74th floor: [Reply to 73rd floor] Thank you, there are still many good people in this world!
75th floor: [Reply to 73rd floor] Thank you, there are still many good people in this world!
76th floor: [Reply to 73rd floor] Thank you, there are still many good people in this world!
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93rd floor: Oh my god, Cabrini's bow invitation is so flirtatious! Did I stand on the wrong side?
94th floor: No, no, no, sister, we must stick with Long 1 and not waver! Look at Long 1's expression, he's clearly doting! The way he directly took Xiao Fei's hand and got on the float was so sweet! They're such a perfect match!
95th floor: LOL, the floats hadn't been gone long when Kaka and the others arrived. Kaka's arms crossed and puffed-up expression were so funny! Baby, you're such a wronged Samoyed!
96th floor: Don't be sad, Phineas came over and patted your head, didn't she? Haha
97th floor: It still has to be Ronaldo! That cool way he takes off his shirt is amazing!
98th floor: Cristiano Ronaldo: Finally, another chance to show off my muscles, hehe~
99th floor: Ahhhhhh! Why isn't this Cristiano Ronaldo's era?! That fair skin, curly hair, a wronged face, red eyes, paired with this sea of roses, was absolutely gorgeous!
100th floor: Hiss... I can't help but let my imagination run wild with the comments from upstairs...
101st floor: I admit it's absolutely gorgeous, but ladies, tone down the old lady vibe...
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125th floor: So that rose wreath was made by Alonso!
126th floor: Oh my god, Brother Long, you actually have this skill!
127th floor: I now acknowledge the comment made by the person above, Long Fei Jie; Alonso did indeed try too hard...
128th floor: It's not that others aren't sincere, it's just that Brother Long tried too hard...
129th floor: Cabrini really spoils Alonso. He wore this flower wreath while taking all the photos, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't see the results of Alonso's hard work.
130th floor: Speaking of which, Cabrini is really like a younger man with an older man's soul. He doesn't seem to have the kind of sub-adult phase like Cristiano Ronaldo or Filippo Carter. When he was 20 years old, he already had a strong sense of older man's tolerance.
131st floor: I agree with the comment above. He has been spoiling Kaka ever since he joined the first team. He was only 18 years old at the time, 6 years younger than Kaka.
132nd floor: It's not just Kaka he dotes on; he also dotes on his favorite teammates. Every time I see him with that youthful, invincible face looking at his teammates with wrinkles with loving eyes, I feel a sense of disconnect.
133rd floor: Yes, I noticed that too. The age difference between his Real Madrid teammates is smaller, so the sense of incongruity is not as strong. It was during his Milan days that this was the case. Pirlo, Nesta, Ambrosini, and even Inzaghi are all much older than him, but he still looks like an older man when he rubs his hair, as if he is rubbing the head of a cat or dog.
134th floor: Perhaps apart from the powerful cavalry, everyone else in his eyes needs his protection!
135th floor: But why? Are you born wanting to be someone else's father?
136th floor: It might be related to being an orphan since childhood. They were forced to mature early and be tolerant. Only children who grow up in happiness will clamor for candy.
137th floor: That hurts, upstairs...
138th floor: ??? I was happily munching on some candy when you suddenly did this to me...
139th floor: It's okay, it's okay, isn't he at the top of the player rankings now? After hardship comes happiness, after hardship comes happiness!
140th floor: Sisters, we've gone off-topic. What I wanted to say is that usually, couples with an age gap are typically paired with an older, mature, and stable partner, and a younger, arrogant cat or sunny puppy. But because of the older-younger vibe in Cabrini, his pairings have a unique flavor, with a strong sense of mutual pampering.
141st floor: Another point is that Cabrini's eyes are just too beautiful. When he looks at you intently, it's incredibly affectionate, and that feeling of doting is immediately apparent. So even people who don't interact with him much occasionally create some amazing photos. For example, during the 2009 Champions League final, he and Messi made eye contact by chance and nodded to each other. When the camera slowed down the shot, the sense of destiny was incredibly strong.
Floor 142: Here's something a little off the charts: Guti, the Golden Wolf. Everyone's definitely seen that iconic picture of him with his arm around Cabrini's neck, the two of them exchanging smiles. Guti's eyes are like hooks, and Cabrini's gaze is incredibly affectionate; they look like they're exchanging knowing glances. Just looking at the photo, who would guess they were only on the same team for one season, and didn't interact much?
Floor 143: And Sneijder too! After the World Cup match between Italy and the Netherlands, I don't know what Cabrini said, but Sneijder blushed and shyly hugged Cabrini. Friends, that's Sneijder, the bald-headed war god Sneijder, the man wielding a stun gun!
144th floor: Do you still think we people who ship Cabrini and Pepe are weird?
145th floor: Can you please shut up? Don't let me see this couple again!
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