Chapter 222: Pirlo's "Raid" Live Broadcast
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Post: Family, new content is here! Pirlo "surprises" Cabrini during a live stream!
[Original Poster]:
As the title says! I'm a fan of the Italian forum, and this post trended on European social media for a whole day the day before yesterday, so I'm sharing it here for everyone. I'll post my translation first; the original will be uploaded in HD later for everyone to edit into videos.
2nd floor: Here we come!
3rd floor: Here we come!
4th floor: Waaaaah, finally some new material! Since Finney retired, there's been practically no material except for commercial activities. It's like he's disappeared.
5th Floor: Hahahaha, OP is so knowledgeable! Here's the original HD version for everyone to edit into videos. Ladies, can you hear me? The baby's so hungry, begging for food! (knocking on bowl.gif)
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[Original Poster]:
Here Pirlo greets everyone. He and Nesta have just finished lunch and are planning to visit Fino in the afternoon.
Here, Pirlo calls Fino to say he's going out. Fino asks who's going, and Pirlo says it's just him and Nesta. Then Fino invites them to stay for dinner and tells them to go grocery shopping first, saying he'll send the shopping list to Pirlo's phone in five minutes.
11th Floor: Nesta's speed is too fast! He peeked out to say hello and immediately ducked back. I didn't even get a good look at what color clothes he was wearing. (Shrugs like a cat.jpg)
12th floor: LOL, the social anxiety persona is still intact.
13th Floor: Socially awkward but has a big appetite! Fino knows Nesta's appetite too well. As soon as he heard Nesta was coming, he immediately sent them to the supermarket first.
14th floor: I was shocked that Pirlo actually shaved his beard and dyed his hair blonde. This look is really something I haven't seen in a long time. He looks ten years younger. It's like going back to the honeymoon period at Amalfi!
15th floor: He really is, I'm crying my eyes out! Don't blame me for being so obsessed, doesn't Sleepyhead have any responsibility? His usually messy hair and beard were all neatly tidied up as soon as he went to see Fino.
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[Original Poster]:
This is a supermarket shopping segment; there's not much useful information, just a discussion about brands and quantities.
We boarded the bus and set off.
Nesta drives, while Pirlo occasionally answers questions from the live chat.
There are comments asking if the live stream can stay on when we get to Fino's house, saying, "We miss Fino too."
Pirlo replied that he hadn't discussed it with Fino, but that a "surprise attack" was possible.
The barrage of comments here is mostly praising Pirlo, thanking him for showing everyone the "missing person".
Some viewers in the live chat were worried that the lack of prior preparation might result in footage that could negatively impact Fino's image. Pirlo reassured them that it wouldn't, saying that Fino's house was always impeccably organized.
Pirlo joked that even if there were people who couldn't be photographed, Fino would have been able to hide them long enough before they arrived.
The comments section was filled with "hahaha".
29th floor: Four large shopping bags filled to the brim, that's way too much...
30th floor: Don't underestimate our big pig's appetite (evil smile emoji).
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Floor 42: "Surprise attack" is great! I haven't seen Fino's real home life yet. In the few private photos that have been leaked before, her outfits were all very nice. Even if they weren't as formal as in commercial events, she must have dressed up carefully for the occasion.
43rd floor: Replying to the above, is it possible that it's simply because Fino is good-looking and has good taste in clothes?
44th floor: Maybe it's because Fino doesn't like shopping at Heilan Home (emoji with a wicked smile).
45th floor: Please, Fino, save Nesta's fashion little devil! Nesta is looking more and more like an Indian.
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58th floor: Hahahaha, Pirlo is so clever! Guess who it is that he can't be photographed? (Wry smile.jpg)
59th floor: That must be Ninth Master!
60th floor: That must be Kaka!
61st floor: That must be Brother Long!
62nd floor: It must be Kuankuan!
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77th floor: Tony Cross, get out of here, don't make me angry. He's been urging Fino to retire every day, and now Fino has actually retired! What are his intentions? (Furious.jpg)
78th floor: Don't be angry, upstairs. Kuan Kuan meant it sincerely. He left early on himself (laughing emoji).
79th floor: LOL, I think this match is good, so I also recommended it to Fino.
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[Original Poster]:
They were almost there. Pirlo covered the camera, explaining that he couldn't reveal Fino's address and would only release it when Fino opened the door.
I guarantee you'll be amazed when Fino opens the door in a bit; the chat during the live stream was incredibly intense.
They're here!!!
92nd floor: !!! !!! !!! !!!
93rd floor: !!! !!! !!! !!!
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99th floor: I feel like Pirlo and Nesta must be stunned too.
100th floor: I was completely unprepared. Fino actually had such long hair and was wearing ancient costume.
Floor 101: A refined gentleman, gentle and elegant, that's probably what this describes!
102nd floor: What are you wearing? Can any Hanfu enthusiasts explain?
Floor 103: It should just be clothing with Han-style elements, like the simple three-piece set worn in movies or tourist attractions, with a white shirt and white pants underneath and a hazy blue semi-transparent gauze cloak on top.
104th floor: It looks good, but it's really too thin. Luckily, the top underneath is long enough to cover my calves, otherwise I would have been really worried that Fino would have exposed herself.
105th floor: Who taught him to dress like this? All three pieces are loose and thin. The neckline of the innermost piece is pulled up to his chest. If the belt is loosened any further, it'll probably be pulled up to his belly button. (Facepalm.jpg)
106th floor: It's probably more comfortable and cool to wear at home. You might even wear the inner set as pajamas and just throw on a cloak when friends come over.
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133rd floor: When did your hair grow so long? The last time you saw it was at a Patek Philippe event. You had your hair in a bun then, and I thought it was just styled with hair gel. I didn't expect it to actually be this long.
134th floor: That bun hairstyle has 10,000 amazing pictures, the forum is like it's Chinese New Year (laughing emoji).
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[Original Poster]:
Haha, Fino seemed a little uncomfortable when she saw the camera, so she greeted it and said she was going to change her clothes.
The comments section was filled with "No!", and Pirlo and Nesta also kept saying it looked good, so Fino gave up on the idea of changing his clothes.
Nesta said that he only now has a concept of Fino's half-Chinese ancestry, and he asked what Fino's Chinese name meant.
Fino said that Lixiao means dawn, morning, or daybreak.
Here Pirlo blurted out "Aurora."
161st floor: Family, does anyone understand? Seeing 13 and Fino kissing cheek to cheek feels so jarring.
162nd floor: I get it, it gives off the vibe of a wild, burly man molesting a refined, classically handsome man, even though I know he'd look great if he tidied himself up. Sleepyhead is smart, though, he tidied himself up beforehand, giving off a clash of Eastern and Western handsomeness.
163rd floor: A free-spirited strong man, hahaha, but Fino's hair is really well maintained. It's fluffy, thick, black, shiny, and smooth. The top part is just tied up with a hairband, so elegant.
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182nd floor: Aaaaaaah, Aurora!
183rd floor: Pirlo, how come you're even better at talking than me? You're stuffing candy into my mouth like crazy!
184th floor: Pirlo, if you keep doing this, I have to suspect that you really have a crush on our Finney. Is he your goddess of dawn?
185th floor: The person you're talking about who can't be photographed, are you one of them?
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[Original Poster]:
Fino responded to a comment in the live chat.
Viewers asked in the live chat if the clothes were brought back from China. Fino replied that they were custom-made at a Hanfu shop in Milan, the fabric was imported from China, and the style was chosen by the shop.
201st floor: I see. The Hanfu store probably just copied the style of the ancient costume drama.
Floor 202: It's not the Song Dynasty system, it's not the Ming Dynasty system, it's a Western system.
Floor 203: The comment above is hilarious. (Laughing so hard I'm rolling on the floor.gif)
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[Original Poster]:
Pirlo placed his phone too far away, so we couldn't hear what the three of them were saying anymore. But the further away it was, the more complete the picture was. You can see for yourselves. The silent footage lasted for about an hour. I'll translate it when the sound comes back on.
244th floor: Thanks for your hard work, OP!
245th floor: It's okay if we can't hear it, we'll spread rumors ourselves (witty emoji).
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287th floor: This environment is absolutely amazing! No wonder Fino stays home all the time. Outside, there are blue skies, white clouds, mountains, and lakes. Sunlight and a gentle breeze drift in through the large French windows. It would be so pleasant to relax on the sofa and have afternoon tea.
288th floor: Fino and Pirlo are getting more and more relaxed, each occupying a sofa, and they look like they're about to lie down. They may have already forgotten about the live broadcast.
289th floor: Poor Xiao Sang. She was sitting on the same sofa as Pirlo, but then Pirlo's body became more and more crooked, and he kicked her because he thought she was in the way. So Xiao Sang obediently sat on the carpet.
290th floor: Maybe his attention was all on the food. (Facepalm.jpg)
291st floor: I've been watching the whole time. Nesta's mouth never stopped; he was eating non-stop, even while talking.
Post #292: But Fino's pastries do look really delicious. (Drooling.jpg)
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376th floor: Is Fino sleeping on her side?
377th floor: It should be that, although one hand was still supporting his head, his eyes were already closed.
Post #378: LOL, Pirlo kicked Nesta again, gesturing for him to stop talking since Fino was asleep. Nesta pointed to the food, then to his mouth, his meaning clear.
279th floor: "I don't have time to talk!"
280th floor: "My mouth is too busy eating to keep up!"
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Floor 305: Pirlo is asleep too. Sunshine, breeze, old friends, delicious food, sofa—it feels so lazy and relaxing; it makes me want to sleep too.
Floor 306: Nesta is still eating. Will he be able to eat dinner later? They bought four bags of food; they're definitely going to cook a lot.
Floor 307: Don't worry, upstairs, our Xiao Sang has several stomachs.
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400th floor: He's awake, Pirlo's awake. He's starting to fumble for his phone. Oops, that zoomed-in face startled me! Did Pirlo just remember he was still streaming? (Facepalm.jpg)
Floor 401: The camera pans; where is Pirlo taking us?
Floor 402: ? ? ?
Floor 403: !!!
404th floor: Is this something you can watch without paying? (Nosebleed.jpg)
405th floor: Pirlo, I'm starting to seriously question your sexual orientation... The camera starts shooting from Fino's feet, up his calves, his hand on his thigh, his sunken lower back, his chest... What kind of male perspective is this!
406th floor: This part is so sexy, I feel even a straight man couldn't resist! (nosebleed.jpg)
Floor 407: The trouser legs are almost up to her knees, the collar is practically open to her waist, those slender ankles, those long fingers, that fair chest… it feels like Fino is about to expose herself if she moves even slightly. (Facepalm peeking.jpg)
408th floor: Ahhhhh, why did the camera stop shooting upwards after hitting the neck?
409th floor: Pirlo probably realized that this was not quite right either, the camera transition was so abrupt.
410th floor: I think I heard Pirlo swallowing.
411th floor: No way? Don't scare me, I was just joking around. Don't ruin your reputation, old man.
412th floor: Speaking of which, it hasn't been many years since Fino retired, right? He seems to have gotten several shades lighter, almost translucent, and the veins on his hands are clearly visible.
413th floor: Everyone else is practically tanning at the beach every day, but he's always holed up in the mountains, hardly ever leaving the house. How can he not be fair-skinned? (Facepalm.jpg)
414th floor: More than his whiteness, I'm surprised how thin he, an athlete, has become. Look at his ankles and fingers, the joints are clearly visible.
415th floor: Fino wasn't particularly muscular to begin with, but he probably hasn't lost much weight either. His chest and abs are still quite defined, aren't they? Maybe it's just that the clothes are too loose and flowing, and combined with his porcelain-white skin, he has a light and swaying air about him. Plus, Pirlo's camera angle is just too masculine. (Facepalm.jpg)
416th floor: After seeing the way the camera is scanning everywhere so casually, Pirlo must be quite uncomfortable.
Floor 417: Wait, the camera freezes. A table covered by a cloth. What's that? Is Pirlo going to lift it?
Floor 418: !!!
419th floor: Oh my god!!!
420th floor: Today was truly high-energy everywhere, I don't know what to say except "Holy crap".
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[Original Poster]:
The word Pirlo blurted out here could be translated as "Holy crap!" without any problem, haha, even Pirlo was stunned.
The same goes for the bullet comments; they're all filled with this word.
452nd floor: If I were there, I would be stunned too. Embroidery? Such a niche hobby. I, a pure-blooded Chinese, don't even know how to do it.
Post #453: Can any knowledgeable sisters explain what kind of embroidery this is? It looks so exquisite!
Floor 454: Although Fino has never admitted it, he's definitely a die-hard Maldini fan; otherwise, he wouldn't have created this! Maldini, wearing a crown, sits on his throne, looking down upon all living beings. Behind him, a huge, imposing Maine Coon cat with the same expression is hidden in the shadows. The lower half, though not yet embroidered, has already been drawn in great detail, with trophies of all sizes, upright and lying down, and a whole bunch of other trophies. Note that this wasn't embroidered from a photograph; the design must have been his own.
455th floor: Oh, Fino and Nesta are coming over. It seems Pirlo's shout woke Fino up.
456th floor: Good news, Fino is in the picture again (smiling emoji).
Floor 457: Bad news, Fino covered up her front (crying emoji).
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[Original Poster]:
Here Pirlo asks Fino what kind of artwork it is.
Fino replied that it was Suzhou embroidery, which she had studied in China for a long time. However, she felt her skill level wasn't very high, so she had been practicing continuously, and her teacher would provide regular video guidance.
Pirlo asked Fino if it was a gift for Paul, and then pretended to be angry, asking why he didn't have one.
Fino replied that she wouldn't give it to Paul; it was just a practice piece, and that Paul didn't like cats.
Here, Fino suddenly seemed to remember that he was still live streaming, haha, and he asked Pirlo to turn off the live stream.
Pirlo quipped: "What did you learn at Real Madrid? How come you're so good at acting cute now?"
Finally, the three of them said goodbye to their fans.
Finish.
492nd floor: Thanks for your hard work, OP!
493rd floor: I love you, OP!
494th floor: LOL, I know Paul doesn't like cats, but he still tries to sculpt him in private, and then suddenly realizes that the live stream will expose him, so funny.
495th floor: This pleading expression is so cute, hands clasped together, eyes innocent and sincere, a hilarious comment from Sleepyhead.
496th floor: I'll take the blame for this. It's true that people generally like to act cute. (Facepalm.jpg)
497th floor: I'm still shocked. Cat figurine! Cabrini actually cat figurines Maldini in private, and he also thinks Maldini looks like Maine! Is he hanging around our forum? Maybe someone's pseudonym is hiding Cabrini!
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580th floor: I've racked my brains but still can't figure out why Pirlo filmed Fino like that. It's so strange. It can't be that he was giving away freebies to the live streamers, right?
581st floor: Maybe Buffon's spirit has possessed me (doge emoji).
582nd floor: Could it be that he wanted to film it himself to keep for later, but only remembered halfway through filming that the footage would be simultaneously shown in the live stream, and then quickly turned the camera away?
583rd floor: Wow, the person upstairs is really good at talking, I get it!
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Teachers, I'm sorry for the trouble caused by changing the title. [Let me see] It's to make it harder to find on external sites, especially the bonus chapters, which are written for legitimate readers. [Pity]
The IF line next door won't be opening anytime soon. I'm quite busy at the end of the year, and I've been going to the hospital for acupuncture every day lately, so I really haven't had time to write. Sorry [pity]
Thank you everyone for your support! [Thumbs up]
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