Chapter 143 Chapter 143 Couples and Comics
Leverkusen beat Benfica 2-1 at the Lisbon Stadium and won three points, ensuring they qualified for the Champions League as the group leader.
Although the result was good, Benfica still caused Leverkusen a lot of trouble during the game, especially the two opposing defenders who frequently affected Bayer's performance on both offense and defense.
Benfica defender Coentrao is said to have recently been linked with Real Madrid. Since the arrival of the Magic Bird at the Bernabeu, the relationship between Portuguese agent Mendes and Real Madrid has become better and better, and many Portuguese players have the possibility of playing in Spain.
In addition, Leandri was also attracted by the afro of David Luiz. The Korean thought it was very creative and planned to recommend this hairstyle to his water cooler comrade Marcelo in Real Madrid.
A few days ago, the Brazilian sent him a text message saying that he felt his appearance was a bit plain, so he planned to start with his hairstyle and try to become more handsome so that he could be on par with another Brazilian in the team. It is basically a pipe dream to surpass Kaka, but when Leandri saw this afro, he felt that this hairstyle was also tailor-made for Marcelo.
I have spent my whole life giving advice on how to make my teammates look cool!
Then Leandri suddenly thought of another unreliable big brother in his national team, Ramos, who has been obsessed with tattoo art recently. During the national team training and chatting, he even said that he wanted to draw cartoons on his body in the future. When he thought of this picture, Leandri shuddered.
"We must not get messy tattoos in the future!" Leandri quickly looked at Kroos's fair, tender and broad face, who had said goodbye to acne, and calmed himself down. This East German man was better looking after all!
Cross: ? I, Tama, was just moved when I saw the tattoo on Morientes' foot recently!
"I also want to get a tattoo with you, both of us." Cross whispered his thoughts. At this time, many people on the bus back to the hotel were still awake.
"Okay, okay!" The Spaniard, who was hopelessly in love, instantly understood what Xiao Kuan meant and immediately abandoned his previous idea.
Tattoos, couple tattoos! For a moment, Leandri's mind was filled with love.
"But we have to do it secretly, in a subtle way. After we retire, how about we each write half a heart on our bodies? Then you dye your hair white and I dye my hair red, and when we mix them together, it will be pink, a pink heart!"
Cross felt that the suggestion of giving each person half of the love was outrageous, and for the first time she doubted her boyfriend's aesthetic taste, but when she heard that he was asked to dye his hair white, she was strangely moved.
White hair, so handsome!
Kroos has already made up his mind. When the time comes, he will shave his sideburns and leave a tuft of white milky hair on the top of his head. He will find the best hairstylist in Germany, no, the world, to design the hair. He will make Leandri completely obsessed with it!
The two young men didn't know whether they were too happy about winning the game or were thinking about how to get a secret couple tattoo to bully the whole world. They were so excited that night that Kroos kept moving his fingers to ask Leandri which part of his body he wanted to get the tattoo.
By the end, Leandri, who had been taking the initiative for a long time, was a little dizzy, but for some reason he suddenly thought of Ramos's ambition, "Tony, don't get a comic-style tattoo!"
Maybe it was because the weather was getting colder, Leandri found that his little Pearl's mobility had decreased a little, and he hurried to adjust the heating pad and heating lamp.
Although Yada is a very easy-to-raise variety, it still has high requirements for sunlight and temperature. Leandri lay on the ground feeding his son grass. In order to make his turtle son grow better and more beautiful, the two of them rarely fed turtle food, and always asked people to send him low-protein plants such as grass and cactus.
Young couple raising a family plays a doting son!
"He has grown a lot." When Pearl first came home, he was only about 20 centimeters tall. Now he has grown almost 10 centimeters in less than a year.
"It eats a lot and poops a lot. It's like the Labrador of turtles." Cross dotes on his son, but he is not shy about complaining about him. After all, he is the one who cleans the poop and sorts the garbage. "I feel like when it grows up a little bit, the environment here won't be big enough for it to play."
Leandri nodded. Tortoises need a very large range of activities and a lot of equipment. Now it seems that Pearl can still have fun at home, but if she grows a little bigger, it will not be enough for her to move around. Besides, Yada also has a habit of turning over the soil.
"You probably won't be returning to Real Madrid in the next two years. Let's buy a big house in Leverkusen. I'll do the buying. This way, even if I return to Bayern when the contract ends next year, you and Pearl can live more comfortably. Pearl likes to till the soil, so a house needs a yard."
Kroos, who was still breaking cacti, continued without looking up, "I've actually been thinking about this for a long time. I've secretly looked at a few properties before and selected a few good ones. They are all close to the training ground. Let's go and take a look after the first half of the league is over and pick one you like."
Leandri tilted his head, "You'll buy it for me?"
"Yes," Cross nodded, looking at the other person seriously, "My salary has hardly touched anything in the past few years, so I can definitely buy a house you like."
Leandri put down the pearl and put his head close to Cross's eyes, "What made you suddenly think of this?"
"I said I would support you. I hope you don't have to compromise on anything when you are with me. You deserve the best, Ryan." Kroos didn't hesitate to bite her when his wife was in front of him. "I have to go back to Bayern next year. I won't be with you when you are happy or emotional. You can just live in the house I bought. At least it will make me feel that we have always been together and never separated."
Leandri was touched, "I always thought that only my father would buy me a house, but I didn't expect you would be the one too."
"Then you can also call me dad."
"You wish! Damn it!! Hiss..."
"hiss……"
I treat you as my husband, and you want to be my father? ! Leandri pounced like a tiger and was ready to punish his opponent, and Kroos subconsciously caught his boyfriend who threw himself into his arms.
But both of them forgot that they were feeding Pearl, and Cross was still breaking a cactus in his hands.
The tighter the two hugged each other, the deeper the cactus thorns penetrated their stomachs.
The latest injury report from Leverkusen's official website:
1L: Am I blind? Kroos and Leandri injured?
2L: Ah Chang, do you want to open your eyes and look at what you wrote? Kroos and Leandri will rest for one day due to being pricked by a cactus and will miss the 16th round of the Bundesliga?
3L: I know every word, but I can't understand the injury report sent by Leverkusen.
4L: I have seen thousands of reasons for injuries, but this is the first time I have seen someone get injured by a cactus.
5L: So how did they both get pricked by the cactus at the same time? Hike to the cactus forest?
6L: Although we Germans love hiking and cycling, we really don’t have the habit of hiding in cactus bushes, and there are no large cacti in Leverkusen! These two young people really opened our eyes. . .
7L: Stop guessing. It is said that Leandri and Cross were feeding their tortoise at home, and the tortoise went crazy and started running around throwing a cactus in its mouth, accidentally stabbing the two of them.
8L: How can the turtle allow them both to be injured at the same time for one day? I guess they hugged each other too passionately and forgot they were still holding something in their hands.
9L: You guys should stop fantasizing, these two are obviously good brothers, don’t go around all over the world pushing them together and lose sight of reality.
10L: Are you here to make fun of me? Why do you think it’s my business and I don’t want you to mind your own business? Why do you care about everything in the world and what position they are in when they sleep in my mind?
11L: Sister on the 10th floor, can you dream of a Kuanlai going in and out seven times? o(*////▽////*)q
12L: No, I stand on Lewandowski. Kroos is just a little bit wide, why should he be the No. 1?
13L: With Leandri's willingness, smiling face!
14L: You are the one who is toxic on the 10th floor. This is the injury report from Leverkusen’s official website! Do you guys understand sports when you guys ship CPs every day? Let me test you, what position does Kroos play on the field?
15L: Who are you to test me? Kroos, the talented German midfielder who plays as a striker, is going to kick your head off soon!
16L: Stop arguing, stop arguing. Let us pray for the two injured lovers and hope that they can recover soon and continue to have sex in various places!
17L: I wish you a speedy recovery, I wish you a speedy recovery!
18L: I wish you a speedy recovery, and hope you can show your love every day after you recover!
19L: They even got injured together, how can this not be a couple’s outfit?
When Heynckes received the call from the two people and rushed to their home with the team doctor in a hurry, he was speechless.
Because they felt it was too embarrassing and they would not die from being pricked by the cactus, they did not plan to call the hospital and waited for the club to send someone to rescue them.
The team doctor tried hard to hold back his laughter as he pointed out the thorns on the two young men's stomachs. Although he had received professional training, he still couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw the very symmetrical thorns on the two young men's stomachs.
There is an old Chinese saying that goes "family disgrace should not be made public". Leandri thought that he could definitely preserve his reputation, but he forgot that this is the cold and rigid Germany.
Leverkusen released the injury report as soon as possible.
Guti called and laughed at him immediately.
Muller refocused on Leverkusen's two injured players and ridiculed them for being so weak on the Internet.
It is said that Bernie Bear also sent greetings through Mueller, but humans’ joys and sorrows cannot be shared, and Leandri only felt it was noisy.
The Leverkusen players who were playing in Hamburg couldn't help but make a video call to Leandri on the eve of the game. They said they cared about the two of them, but in fact they kept urging the two who were at home injured to lift up their shirts to show them the outrageous wounds.
Yelling, "Anyone who laughs at others' injuries will swallow a thousand needles!" the Spanish goalkeeper hung up the phone angrily.
Leandri: Destroy this false world!
However, this is not the only thing that has frustrated the young Banya boy recently. The result of the Golden Boy Award was announced, and Leandri unfortunately came in second, while the award went to the talented Balokli.
Even though he knew that this kind of big prize would generally favor players in the midfield or forward field, when the result really came out, Leandri was still a little discouraged. However, the Chinese goalkeeper felt much better after seeing the long string of text messages.
Casillas: Don’t be sad, Ryan. You see, Ronaldo was also the second place in the Golden Boy Award that year.
Guti: Boy, are you okay? Don't feel bad. Real Madrid's new No. 7 didn't win the Golden Boy Award that year, but look at him now.
Marcelo: Comrade, Cristiano Ronaldo is the second place in the Golden Boy Award, and you are also the second place in the Golden Boy Award, so after rounding off, you are equal to Cristiano Ronaldo, awesome!
C Ronaldo: Believe me, the Golden Boy Award is useless. A real man should win the Ballon d'Or!
Nacho/Carvajal/Vazquez: My dear brother, do you want to cry in my arms? I kept quiet.
Kroos said directly: You will always be the best in the world in my heart! Love X3
Leandri: I suddenly feel a little sorry for my brother Luo.
[bite! ]
Even Brother Tong came out to peek, and Ryan Deli is getting a little angry. Sooner or later, I will represent the defense to the top of the world!
[bite! ! ! ]
Although Leverkusen was missing two main players in the 16th round of the league, Sam, Vidal, Augusto and Ballack all scored a goal and won the away game 2-4.
Before the winter break, Bayer Leverkusen has only one last game left, a home game against Freiburg.
When the players entered the field, Leandri heard laughter from the audience when the host called his and Kroos' names, and someone shouted "Cactus".
That was not a friendly laugh, it was a devil's spell.
The goalkeeper of the Russian team had a cool and handsome face. He shook hands with the equally curious Freiburg players expressionlessly, and then coldly gave the opponent a 2-0.
This is what happens to people who laugh at me!
The first half of the 20102011 Bundesliga season has come to an end.
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