Chapter 242: The Duck Thief
"Thomas, are you trying to murder the Real Madrid goalkeeper?"
"I miss you so much!"
Leandri was standing in the player's tunnel chatting with Casillas when suddenly a heavy object was hung from behind him. The other party's two arms almost strangled him to death.
No matter how thin Muller is, he is still a qualified athlete. He sprinted with great force. Maybe because he had climbed trees too many times in Bayern, Muller's movements were very skillful, and his legs were firmly holding on to Leandri.
The old tree has twisted roots!
"How long will you block me on Instagram?"
Leandri looked up at the sky, he really had forgotten, but it wasn't a big problem, they would block each other on social networks at least once a month for various reasons, and they had a lot of ways to get in touch.
"Okay, you block me for a month."
Mueller was satisfied, but he still held on to the man and said, "Do you miss me? Say something nice. I will try my best not to make you cry today."
Leandri's eyes lit up when he saw Cross coming out, and then he walked forward with the burden on his back.
"Tony!"
Mueller looked speechlessly at his two good brothers who were chattering away with their furry heads down as if no one was around. It would be fine if he didn't understand, but the key was that he heard it clearly!
There's definitely something fishy going on with these two people!
Using his hands to separate the two people, Muller transformed himself into the Queen Mother and created a Milky Way to separate the two people.
"It was you who asked me to say hello first, why does Ryan always miss you the most?" In fact, Kuan, Xin and Mu came out together. Although Kroos was not very happy to see Ryan and Dele chatting with Casillas, he still decided to be a generous partner.
He sent out Mueller.
“Maybe it’s because I’m handsome.”
Leandri was nodding to Kuku behind his back, saying that he was the most handsome man in the world and his husband was second.
Neuer came over to say hello, deliberately showing off his strong arm muscles.
"Look, have I grown bigger again!" Neuer pointed with his other hand. He had always known that Leandri had envied his big muscles for a long time. This man had recently amazed the football world with a super long-distance goal in the national derby. The jealous Neuer said that he must amaze him in return.
"Big, big, you're super big." Leandri drooled for a while at his arms, which he could never get bigger no matter how hard he practiced, then turned around and started to kiss Xiao Kuan affectionately.
Carvajal couldn't stand it anymore, so he sneaked over and whispered in Ryan's ear, "Ryan, we're worth some money."
The prince of Real Madrid responded in a smaller voice, "I make money to spend on him."
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6-0, Carvajal felt that his shrewd friend was hopeless. He would not be surprised if Kroos cheated him to the point of leaving him with nothing.
Love-brained, even dogs won’t eat it!
Forget it, Cross is also a man who is purely obsessed with love. These two will be buried together after death. When the earth explodes, they will probably still be hating each other.
After complaining, Carvajal slipped back into the team. It was hard to persuade the damn ghosts with kind words, especially these two ghosts who were willing to run in both directions.
"Welcome to watch this round of European Derby. I am today's commentator Xiao Lai."
Marcelo turned to look at Leandri who suddenly started to chatter. The latter also responded, "Hello, enthusiastic audience, what do you think of this game?"
Marcelo coughed twice and lowered his voice, "It's poisonous, it makes Real Madrid face three Bundesliga teams in a row, but there is no doubt that Real Madrid is invincible."
Before the game started, the two of them sang the same tune on the bench, leaving Casemiro and Morata next to them stunned.
"This reminds me of three classic questions in philosophy."
Marcelo listened attentively. He planned to learn a trick from Leandri and show off to the guys in the team when he returned to the Brazilian national team.
"The first question is, Ma Dong what, the second question is, Ma what plum, the third question is, what Dongmei."
Marcelo felt like he was about to grow a brain. He seemed to really understand, "They look the same, but they are completely different. They are all Bundesliga teams, but they are three different Bundesliga teams. By extension, I am me, and I am not me?"
Leandri glanced at him and said, "Marcelo, you got it."
In fact, Leandri wanted to say that he was just looking for trouble, but who would have thought that this Brazilian guy suddenly devoted himself to philosophy.
Leandri recalled the current members of the Brazilian team, and he dared to conclude that Marcelo was definitely the best at philosophy among them.
The game officially started. Ancelotti had used the King's Cup final to train his players. Except for Ronaldo who returned from injury and Bale who was absent from the game, the other 11 players on the field today were exactly the same as those against Barcelona.
Although her boyfriend is on the opposite side, Leandri's stance on the side is not shaken at all. Let's go for it, Old Huang.
As for Xiao Kuan? That was for the evening.
After 90 minutes of the game, Real Madrid won 1-0 with a counterattack in the backcourt in the 19th minute, assisted by Coentrao and Benzema.
But both sides didn't care too much about the win or loss. The score of 1-0 was not safe at any time, and Real Madrid's goal was not a priceless away goal that could decide the outcome of the game.
Bayern did not feel that they had lost the possibility of advancing, and Real Madrid did not feel that they had a sure win. All the suspense remained in the second round at the Allianz Arena.
Bayern's current coach is no longer Heynckes. Grandpa Heynckes waved goodbye and retired, but the man standing on the opposite command seat is very familiar to Real Madrid, Guardiola.
Since Guagua thinks highly of Kroos, and even when Kroos' contract renewal with Bayern was blocked, he repeatedly expressed Kroos' importance to the management. It is rare that Leandri feels that Guagua is an okay person.
When Xiao Kuan successfully asked for leave from Gua Gua in the evening and skillfully took out the key to open the door, Leandri felt that although he still couldn't like him, Gua Gua was still a very reasonable person.
After all, he didn't lead the team to fly back to Munich overnight, and he also agreed to let Xiao Kuan run away.
"Would you like to come into my arms and let me comfort you?"
After hearing this, Kroos threw his backpack away and buried his head in Leandri's arms.
"Fuck, you...are you a dog? You actually used your teeth?"
Failure will make people work harder. Leandri also felt that he really liked Kroos so much that he actually coaxed him for the whole night!
No, no, this won’t work!
"What did you do last night? I saw you slept all the way on the plane." Muller and Neuer were very concerned about Kroos.
"Pearl scratched the door all night last night and couldn't sleep well at all."
"That's true. Pets are sometimes very well behaved, but when they are naughty you really want to beat them up!"
Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Xiao Kuan got in the car, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.
After not playing in two consecutive games, Ryandelli was full of motivation when he put on the goalkeeper gloves again. He was looking forward to showing his skills on the field. He even hoped that people would use nicknames like "Octopus" or "Long-armed Monster" instead of his not-at-all-domineering "Baby Ryan".
My buddy is 24 now, which is past the legal marriage age. Please call me Sangbiao and stop calling me baby!
Every time Ryandley blocked the opponent's shot, he would deliberately roar twice. His adolescent sisters wanted to marry him, and some boys wanted to seduce him, but the uncles and aunts who watched him grow up still had their minds full of how great baby Ryan was!
Leandri felt that he was domineering enough, but he still couldn't change his image in the hearts of the American Lingges who were full of love from their parents, so he decided to be a cool guy.
After the lead was 4-0, Real Madrid fans saw the goalkeeper, who usually had the sweetest smile, nodding at them seriously and standing quietly behind Ramos with no expression on his face.
What's going on?
Ramos also noticed it and started to rub them randomly. The whole stadium became a scene of chaos again. In the end, Casillas caught two people one by one and took them back to the locker room to be kept by Zidane.
On April 29, 2014, the entire Real Madrid team flew to the Allianz Stadium to wait for the battle of the century.
The BBC combination appeared at the Allianz, and 200 million flew against Robery.
Everyone is waiting for Mars to hit the Earth. Everyone wants to see whether the last Champions League champion can make a comeback at home or Real Madrid will continue to sail as the Champions League overlord.
However, the course of the game was beyond everyone's expectations and was almost one-sided.
In the 16th minute, Modric took a corner kick, and Ramos headed the ball in front of the goal, breaking the goal guarded by Neuer.
Four minutes later, Di Maria passed the ball, and Pepe and Ramos, the two central defenders, cooperated with headers, and it was Shui Ye who ended the attack!
Ramos scored twice with a header!
All the attention of Bayern's defense was attracted by the BBC, and they completely missed the Real Madrid defenders who were preparing to compete for the La Liga Golden Boot.
Leandri was stunned watching from the sidelines. He knew Shui Ye was tough in tough battles, but he didn't expect him to be this tough! There are only a few central defenders in the world who have such a high goal-scoring efficiency!
Then he jumped up and pulled Casemiro and Marcelo, shouting "Sese is awesome!"
Originally, Leandri alone was enough to turn Casemiro into E, and now Marcelo was added. Ancelotti was trying to calm down and pretend to be serious while holding a cup of coffee, but he was hit by Fat Tiger, who made a shocking E, and spilled something on his hand.
At this point, Bayern must score four more goals if they want to turn the tables!
The outcome seemed to be no suspense, but Ronaldo, who once vowed to avenge Leandri and Neuer, showed that he was an excellent striker and an excellent big brother who always kept his word.
In the 34th minute, Bale received a cross from Benzema and passed the ball to Ronaldo in front of the goal, and Ronaldo scored into the empty goal!
This is also Ronaldo's 15th goal in the Champions League this season!
Before the first half was over, Leandri was so excited that he could hardly speak. When it came to the half-time break, Leandri's lips were still trembling a little, but he still tried hard to control his emotions and not let any of his teammates do something like opening champagne at halftime.
Everyone in Real Madrid took one look at their head coach and decided to listen to Ryan's advice and eat their fill.
In the last minute of the game, Ronaldo got the chance to take a direct free kick.
A high-speed rolling ground ball slid under the feet of the leaping human wall and penetrated the goal guarded by Neuer for the fourth time!
The referee blew the whistle directly.
Leandri ran into the stadium with his teammates to celebrate. He was quick and was the first to grab Ronaldo.
"Rogo, the final! Portugal! Lisbon!"
The venue for the 1314 Champions League final was the Estadio Luz, Ronaldo's hometown.
Ronaldo hooked Leandri and said, "Champion, we are going to win the championship!"
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