Chapter 71 Extra: A Kuan's retirement forum, not related to the main text...
[Forum body: Cross you have no heart! ]
1L:Ahhhh! The defense is broken, Kroos: Retire after the European Cup? Is this true or false? !
2L: The fewer the words, the bigger the matter, there’s no doubt about it! Hey, you ruthless and ungrateful Germans, why do you want to learn from Lahm and Zidane? ! Tony Kuan who retired young!
3L: Isn’t Adidas the culprit?
4L:? ? ? What does it mean? What’s the story? Let’s talk about it upstairs.
5L: Do you remember the gold version of the white shoes released by Adidas a few days ago? In 2006, Adidas released a gold version of Zidane's combat boots. He retired that summer after defeating Materazzi. This year, Adidas released a gold version of Kuan's white shoes. Kuan also said he would retire after the European Cup! Tell me, whose fault is this?
6L: Boycott Adidas! Boycott Adidas! Boycott Adidas!
7L: I don’t think so. Benzema should take the blame! It must be that when he returned to Madrid to recuperate, he secretly told us some nonsense like "Playing football is too hard, if I didn't have a contract, I would have retired long ago"!
8L: So fp should have thought of a way to isolate Benzema first when renewing the contract. Look, the debuff is still effective now!
9L:82 He hasn’t said a word so far, is he going to break into pieces?
10L:82 It should be okay. Our Ryan is the one whose defense is really broken. There hasn’t been any movement at all until now! It turns out they are like conjoined twins on social media!
11L: Yes, ever since Kuan came to Real Madrid, these two people have always stuck together no matter where they go. No other CP in the football world has enjoyed a better relationship than Kuan and Lai! Now Kuan says he’s retiring, but our relationship must not end!
12L: Ryan is still working hard as goalkeeper, why is A Kuan retiring? Aren't these two from the same year?
13L: Not only are they the same age, Kroos is even four days older than Ryan, and they even celebrated their birthdays together before! That photo yyds! The two of them sat in front of the cake, and Kuan looked at Ryan with loving eyes as he closed his eyes and made a wish under the light of the candle. If they weren't xql, I would have eaten up the Bernabeu! What a beautiful picture!
14L: Hiss, sister, have you forgotten the original photo of this? Have you forgotten that Florentino was glaring at Kroos with a grim face behind him?
15L: It’s obvious, you damn German guy actually tricked my baby Ryan away! Sell it! Sell them all!
16L: After hearing what you said, I was half crying and then burst into laughter with snot bubbles! Zidane also complained about Florentino Perez in his autobiography. During the years when he coached Real Madrid, Florentino Perez always asked Zidane if he could sell Kroos. He could buy back any other player. In 2016, it seemed that there was actually a team that made an offer!
17L: Then Leandri went back to his father’s house angrily and the picture was taken. Marca reported the incident with “Father and Son Turn Against Each Other!” Ryan grabs power! 》This outrageous news is a hot seller throughout Europe.
18L:Ahhhh? I got into it late and didn’t hear about this. What happened next?
19L: I don’t know what happened afterwards, but Real Madrid jerseys have basically never had collars since then, picking nose.jpg
20L: Ryan really loves...
21L: During the summer break, Ryan and Kroos went on vacation together again. Ryan lay on the recliner and slept every day, while Kroos surfed the Internet with sunglasses and put fruit juice on the table! The summer break is for you to rest, not for you to change your position or exercise in a different way!
22L: Hahaha, I laugh when I talk about this. Back then, sister Kuanlai and sister Laikuan had a huge fight. As a result, the media photographed Lai An sleeping for one, two, three, four, five days in a row, and A Kuan had been full of energy for sixty, seven, eighty, ninety days. Then sister Laikuan disbanded the CP group, brainwashed herself, and two months later successfully became a big fan of the Kuanlai CP.
23L: Stop talking. Our sister Lai Kuan’s life is also her life. The protagonist is so against the CP, how can we not accept it?
24L: After solving the problem of Lai Kuan, European football has completely entered the era of Kuan Lai Jie!
25L: Damn Ten Hag!
26L: Hey, every time I eat too much sugar from Pantyhose Ding, I come to Sister Kuanlai to find candy. They are both a goalkeeper and a midfielder, but why is it that one is so damn good, while the other can't wait to stuff the candy directly into your stomach!
27L: Although you are going to retire, Kroos, I still can't help but scold you. Have you considered other people's feelings when retiring so hastily? Have you considered Ryan's feelings? ! If not for others, you have to play for another two years for Ryan!
28L: A Kuan, do you still remember that after winning the Champions League for the third time in a row, Ryan was so excited that he threw himself on the ground and kissed you?
29L: A Kuan, do you still remember how Florentino’s face turned pale every time he saw you and Ryan together?
30L: A Kuan, do you remember that you said in the documentary that the happiest time was when you were with Ryan? You didn’t even say it was when you played football together. Do you really think we can’t see through your little trick?
31L: A Kuan, do you still remember how sadly Ryan cried in your arms and how distressed you were when the German team eliminated Spain, which stumbled to the semi-finals in the 2014 World Cup?
32L: A Kuan, do you still remember that during the interview, Ryan secretly tugged at Mr. Florentino Perez’s sleeve, and then the chairman reluctantly praised you as “an indispensable player for Real Madrid”?
33L: A Kuan, do you still remember the few solo photos of the two of you on social media, as well as the couple selfies that were everywhere?
34L: Don’t you remember? Check Ryan’s account, he has posted new updates!
35L: Hahahaha
36L: Hahahahahaha
37L: The same for everyone, hahaha!
38L:Screenshot.jpg
Ryan Dele: You want to retire?
Güler: @Ryan, don’t panic, Captain, I’ll help you pack your bags for next season! Love X5
Brahim Dias: @Captain Ryan I can too! Love X8
Kuan: @Ryan I just said I wanted to retire, I don’t really want to retire. Your dad will renew his contract with me when he comes back from France. @Guleil It's none of your business. @Brahim Dias has nothing to do with you.
39L:hhh It's so funny, the most famous snail girl around Leandri is A Kuan. The German thought he had found a very niche track, but he didn't expect that now the youngsters in the team want to compete with him! I'm rooting for Güler, he's so sweet!
40L: Then I support Brahim. He has eight hearts, which is more than Xiaoju, not to mention that German guy who has no heart. Cross, the world has changed and you are about to become a thing of the past!
41L: Was Kroos peeking at the screen? Why did he post the curve of the love formula the next second!
42L: Who said our Ryandley is love-brained! have a look! Screenshot.jpg
Leandri: @Kross333? +444? +555? =X? X=?
43L: Hahaha, the young couple had a fight. Kroos’s movement not only scared us, but also scared Ryan!
44L: I will never forget Marcelo’s revelations. Every time the two quarreled, whether they could reconcile depended on whether Kuan could solve Ryan’s problems. Hahahaha
45L: Kroos always asks for help online, German guy, do you think we are homework helpers?
46L: How much advertising fee did you above receive from Zuoyebang? We at Yuanfudao are willing to give double the amount!
47L: Thanks to Ryan Deli, since I followed him, my math level has improved dramatically since graduation!
48L: Many people are still giving random suggestions. I just wrote the outrageous answer 666 to trick Cross, hehe.
49L:Friend, why did you tell him the correct answer? ! It’s 666! You traitor!
50L: Back to the 42nd floor, Ryan is still a love-brained person. The only PhD in mathematics in the football world only gives questions that can be solved by junior high school students. How can this not be true love? How can this not be love brain! Leandri is the world's biggest love brain!
51L: In the end, Kuan just couldn’t figure it out. Neuer once complained that Kuan boasted about his math skills in front of him.
52L: emmm...I can't tell for a moment whether you are scolding Leandri for being full of love or scolding Kroos for being stupid.
53L: A Kuan deserves to be scolded. Who made him suddenly post a status to scare us into retiring? He even said it so seriously that it made me cry until now! I have a date with Cruch tomorrow!
54L: +1. I’ve been crying too. I’ve used up half a pack of napkins. Wow!
55L: I am preparing to retire, not to be buried.
56L:? This is
57L: The real boss? A Kuan himself?
58L: I don’t even need to click in. Judging from the tone, it’s definitely A Kuan himself.
59L: Familiar kind words and gentle remarks. My intuition tells me that another one will appear soon.
60L:55L means that he just wants to retire and he doesn’t mean to deceive everyone. I hope everyone doesn’t misunderstand. We will continue to support Real Madrid next season, hala madrid!
61L: There it is, Cross’s exclusive spokesperson, the Kuanyan Kuanyu translator!
62L:60L, wouldn’t it be better to retire early and enjoy life? Don’t work too hard.
63L:...I want to play football! You are not allowed to be lazy!
64L: This is not a private chat! This is not a private chat!
65L: Ahhh, why did you remind them!
66L: As expected, young lovers always appear together. Our sister Kuanlai wipes away her tears with her little hand and can happily enjoy the sweets sent by the real host again!
67L: They are really a perfect match for Shi Yiyang. I always feel that A Kuan wants to retire all the time, and he encourages Ryan to do it together just so that they can hold hands and kiss openly after they retire!
68L: They appear in every compilation of kissing videos in the football world that I see on short videos. I can’t imagine how many people would be annoyed if these two really came out.
69L: But if these two really officially announced that they are together, I guess no one would be surprised. After so many years, even straight male fans don’t have to struggle with excuses like “Europeans and Americans have always been enthusiastic” or “What’s wrong with good brothers hugging and kissing each other”.
70L: No matter what, I feel relieved that A Kuan is still playing well. I wish the young couple all the best!
71L: Happy 99 to the young couple!
72L: Happy 99 to the young couple!
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149L: Ahhh, I didn’t expect this post was still there, I found it!
150L: This post is from three years ago! This is real now, eh.
151L: A-Kuan didn’t scare us by saying he was going to retire. This year he retired with Leandri!
152L: Real Madrid official account, Leandri account and Kroos account announced it at the same time!
153L: But we were prepared. Three years ago, both of them renewed their contracts at the same time. I don’t know how Ryan did it, but he actually made A Kuan willing to sign a three-year contract in one go. The year before last, both of them said they would retire when the contracts expired, and they also helped the club find a young successor! Last summer he even said that this would be his last year at Real Madrid! Oh, my youth. Both of them are Grand Slam players now, and they are indeed not young anymore. Although I have known that this day would come, I still feel sad. I hope everything will be fine for Ryan and A Kuan in the future! Wiping tears secretly
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201L: Hahaha, so funny! Sisters, did you see that? Kroos complained that Ryan Dele was obsessed with work all day long. Real Madrid disbanded the youth training teams below level C a few years ago. Kroos opened a new youth training school in Madrid three years ago. Ryan is now training young players there every day. When he has a break, he teaches the young players to sing the Real Madrid team song and even pulls Kroos to work 10 hours a day together! Kroos: Have I retired? !
202L: Kroos Youth Training School, Real Madrid’s only designated youth training team below level C! As expected, even the most simple-minded person will do everything he can to win the heart of the Emperor of the Bernabeu!
203L: A Kuan, you have obtained the most important asset of our Real Madrid, so it’s okay if you are a little tired. If it doesn’t work, let Ryan kiss you to comfort you, or you can be a little too much to him at night. Anyway, we don’t know, hehe.
204L: I am so mad! Cross gave a thumbs up to the above post! Is that what I meant? !
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