Chapter 200 Toilet Battle!
When Ramos said this, the faces of his teammates around him were full of excitement, but the only thing in common was that they were all rubbing their hands in preparation, and it seemed that they were not going to give Ramos another bite, and some even wanted to beat him up for the bite he had snatched!
Just when the players were about to fight, Zidane calmly picked up the instruction manual next to him, looked at the contents of the plates, and tried to read the pinyin of these things.
"pidanyan...yan,zhi,chan,yong"
Even though the preserved eggs and pickled silkworm pupae were read out, Zidane didn't understand. But when the last plate of white things that looked like tree roots was brought out, Zidane still stretched his head to take a look, and felt that there was still a lot of soup on it, so he reached out and took one.
After taking a bite, I felt refreshed! It felt like my soul was opened up! Zidane choked a little after taking a bite, until he burped, and then he felt better. Looking at the half of the cigarette left in his hand, Zidane thought about it and put it in his mouth.
It was so comfortable that Zidane couldn't help but shiver.
When the coaching staff saw Zidane's reaction, they all reached out, took one and put it in their mouths. In an instant, they couldn't help but shiver.
"This stuff smells really bad."
"Yeah, a little bit high."
"Eggsy actually bought this. Would he eat this at the flower farm?"
The coaches all reached out their hands, and naturally the players did not want to be outdone. Each player took some, and then made all kinds of strange expressions while eating.
In fact, the taste of Houttuynia cordata is not acceptable to everyone. The reason why they can eat it now is that most of their mouths are spicy and numb, and they can't taste much. Even so, they still eat it with relish, which just proves the old saying in the East.
The food is delicious, and everyone is rushing to eat it.
The more fun they had eating here, the more fun the party was in Real Madrid. Although it was only three hours, they sang in the restaurant at the end. I have to say that if Mr. Florentino hadn't come at the end, the party might not have ended so easily.
However, how could the carnival they thought they had ended just like that? Remember the jacuzzi that Real Madrid arranged for the players some time ago?
Oh, yes. Can you not soak in the bathtub after eating? That would be a shame for the hot pot Eggsy sent me, and for the authentic taste!
The locals of Zhonghuajia may know that after eating spicy hot pot and stuffing a lot of food into their stomachs, it is best to find a safe place to sit and never act weird.
But the people in Real Madrid didn't know that they not only ate indiscriminately, but also put everything, whether raw or cooked, into the pot and boiled them for ten seconds and then fished them out. They tasted delicious, but they soon committed a big taboo.
Went to the hot spring jacuzzi, oh, it was still hot water.
I don't know if it was Marcelo or Ramos who said that they sweated a lot after eating hot pot and needed to relax. So they all started to fall into their own hot spring massage pool like dumplings.
Now it's all right, completely right. When I first went down, I could feel the warmth all over my body, my skin was soaked, and my stomach was warm. But after more than ten minutes...
That is to say, it is overwhelming, heart-stirring, overwhelming, and torrential.
All of a sudden, the eight toilet cubicles in the Real Madrid dressing room were almost full. The worst thing was that people rushed in one after another, and there was a lot of noise, some real and some fake. The people who went in had a hard time getting up and then wanted to continue, which greatly prolonged their time in the toilet.
Outside the toilet, it was a scene of human nature. All the brothers and teammates were holding their butts and eagerly asking their teammates inside to hurry up! If they didn't hurry up, someone would die!
To be honest, the way the players outside the door were digging at the door was like a zombie siege. Their faces were almost purple from holding their breath, and they kept digging at the door with their hands. Weak voices came out of their mouths: "Come out quickly... I can't take it anymore... Hurry up~~~"
Repeatedly, back and forth, finally even mobilized the medical team, and as a result, all the players who were overeating seemed to have lost their energy and collapsed in the rest area, especially the few who grabbed a lot and ate fiercely, who looked like neither human nor ghost. One of them just took the doctor's pills, turned around and trembled with legs, struggling to get up~
"Hmph~ I still need to go to the bathroom~"
Faced with this situation, the medical team originally suspected that the food sent by Eggsy was not hygienic enough or had bacteria in it, after all, the coaching staff also ate it, but they didn’t. The players who had diarrhea not only felt spicy and swollen in their mouths, but also in other places.
Of course, not all players in the team suffered such bad luck. Kroos was also lucky enough to escape the disaster. After thinking about it for a while, he said, "If I really have to say it, I am always the one who gets the worst of it, right?"
This is absolutely wonderful.
Because the ones at the bottom of the pot must be cooked thoroughly. But the ones that these people took out just ten seconds after putting them in the pot must not be cooked thoroughly. Originally, it was not a big problem to eat them, but the bad thing was that they also took a bath, which made things even more funny, didn't it?
Of course, the joyous atmosphere of Real Madrid's collective diarrhea has not yet passed, and their fun has continued. Not for anything else, not for nothing, because Eggsy is back.
Eggsy is back!
The Eggsy who sent them 20 boxes of delicious food, 10 of which were hot pot alone, the Eggsy who went to the flower grower's house to buy a lot of snacks, a lot of strange and delicious snacks - he! Is back!
"Brothers! Eggsy is back!"
With a loud shout, all the resting players in the Real Madrid players' dormitory stood up with trembling legs, and opened their doors holding on to tables, chairs, benches and walls. One by one, they stuck their heads out of the doors in rows like groundhogs!
"Eggsy? Back?!"
Modric and Ronaldo were still a little skeptical, but when they heard Kroos excitedly say, "I'm back, unloading my luggage at the gate!"
With this accurate information, Modric and Ronaldo immediately walked out holding the wall, and saw Eggsy as soon as they went downstairs.
Tsk, hiss... How should I put it, Eggsy seems to be doing much better than when he left. Although he hasn't gained weight, it seems that there is a bit more maturity and light in his eyes.
Then Modric and Ronaldo walked up quickly, and Eggsy also saw Modric and Ronaldo walking quickly after being reminded by Miliaccio. Eggsy thought they were welcoming him, but as soon as he opened his hands, he was hit by two slaps on the top of his head.
Hehe~
"You dare to come back!"
"Thanks to you, everyone is in good health these days!"
Eggsy was really stunned by the dark cloud of these two slaps. He held his head, tears in the corners of his eyes, and looked innocent.
"What's wrong? What did I do wrong?" Eggsy obviously didn't know what he had done wrong, and rubbed his head innocently and said, "Why did you hit me~"
Modric was so angry that he put his hands on his hips, and the slap just now had left him with no strength. Fortunately, Ronaldo still had enough energy, and after beating Eggsy, he still had the strength to explain why he beat him. After Ronaldo talked about the things Eggsy bought for everyone and made everyone lie on the bed, Eggsy was stunned.
"But, I didn't buy the things. Miliacho did..." Eggsy just turned around and wanted to say that it was Miliacho who bought it, but he found that Miliacho had run away!
When Migliaccio saw Eggsy being hammered, he wanted to stop it, but when he heard that it was about the food he bought, he quickly ran away. Now Eggsy knew that his agent was absolutely reliable in big things, but he would definitely be the first to sell him out in small matters!
Miliaccio had already slipped away, so Eggsy could only honestly understand what had gone wrong. But when he heard that they had eaten uncooked food and taken a hot spring bath, Eggsy suddenly looked at Ronaldo and said, "So, was it me who told you to eat it uncooked?"
C Ronaldo was suddenly stuck!
Eggsy continued to ask: "Did I tell you to take a bath right after eating?"
Ronaldo suddenly felt a little guilty, but when he thought about how he had spent almost the entire day sleeping in the toilet, he was about to say something. But Eggsy's soul-searching questioning began again:
"I ate so many delicious foods at the Flower Planter's, and I wanted to bring them back for you." Eggsy spread his hands, his face full of innocence and grievance. "But didn't you read it yourself? I remember there were instructions in English."
Now it was Ronaldo's turn to be completely speechless. He just wanted to turn around and ask Modric for help to grab the ball, but found that Modric had already slipped away!
Good boy! It seems that something is wrong. This master who said he was going to cause trouble for his apprentice actually ran away very quickly!
Ronaldo's attempt to question him was about to fail, but Eggsy seized the opportunity and asked, "I was thinking that I sent you so many delicious foods and you couldn't eat them, so I sent them back. Not only did you not thank me, you also slapped me~"
When he said this, Eggsy's eyes were dotted with gold and his tears looked so tearful, which made Ronaldo's heart feel like it was being stabbed by needles of conscience!
How could Ronaldo handle this? He has always been a tough guy, and he can't stand cute things being wronged in front of him. And Eggsy knew this and hit him precisely on the spot.
"Hey, don't cry, I don't blame you." Ronaldo pulled Eggsy over, put his hand on his shoulder and said, "Okay, I'll treat you to a meal later?"
At this time, Eggsy pretended to touch Xiao Lei'er and squeezed Mr. Luo tightly.
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