Su Yu looked at Zhang Mingling, who was unable to utter the words on his lips, and said, "Brother, just tell me what you want to say."
"I have a lot to say about love."
Hearing this, Zhang Mingling's eyes lit up, and he said directly to Su Yu: "Then brother, monks don't tell lies."
"I, Zhang Mingling, will speak my mind."
"I want to ask you how you managed to sleep with your girlfriend the first time you met!"
"Tell me about it so I can learn from your experience."
As soon as these words came out, Su Yu's head went numb.
"You mean you want to sleep with someone the first time you meet them?" Su Yu asked for confirmation.
Hearing this, Zhang Mingling nodded.
"yes!"
"I've been dating my online crush for three days."
"I feel like our relationship has reached the point where we can't live without each other!"
"Master said to do the right thing at the lowest cost!"
"That's why I wanted to treat her to a cup of milk tea and then take her to a hotel."
"But I always feel it's a little difficult." Zhang Mingling said with some worry.
Su Yu was stunned by these words. It was fine for a Taoist priest to go down the mountain and fall in love.
After all, many Taoist temples do not prohibit people's seven emotions and six desires.
But when he went down the mountain to meet his online friend, he didn't know what kind of person he was, so he thought of taking him to get a room. Su Yu was the only one who saw such a thing today.
Su Yu looked at Zhang Mingling's difficulty and directly retorted: "That is quite difficult."
At this time, Zhang Mingling said to Su Yu: "It is indeed difficult."
"I just got down the mountain and I only have a hundred yuan on me. I looked around and this milk tea shop is the cheapest."
“Other places charge more than ten yuan a cup.”
Su Yu's face was already red at this moment.
Can't hold it in!
Zhang Mingling didn't care about Su Yu's expression at all and continued, "I also looked around and saw that most of the hotels were priced from one hundred."
“Those B&Bs are only 30 yuan a room, but the soundproofing is poor!”
"Xiao Dao cultivates his mind and doesn't care about any difference between hotels."
"I'm not someone who needs that little bit of money. It's just a mirage!"
After saying this, he looked at Su Yu and said, "But I want to meet eighteen wives."
"If I take everyone out to a hotel, it'll cost at least 540 yuan!"
"You can't take it under the overpass to do that."
"Xiaodao wants to give each of them a home!"
“So I’m really short of money!”
After saying this, he looked at Su Yu, his eyes seemed to be saying, "Do you understand?"
After Su Yu heard what Zhang Mingling said.
The whole person was stunned.
I've seen weird things, but I've never seen anything this weird.
The young Taoist priest came down the mountain and wanted to get a room before he even met her.
Damn, how hungry and thirsty I must be.
Su Yu really wanted to ask, have you seen what that person looks like?
How can you be sure that others will book a room with you?
Countless words poured into Su Yu's mouth.
But Su Yu swallowed them all back.
He understood what the young Taoist priest meant.
Su Yu looked at Zhang Mingling and said, "So you mean, you want to borrow money from me to get a room?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Mingling shook his head and said, "Donor, you are wrong. The young Taoist priest is not borrowing money."
"But beg for alms from donors!"
"As the Taoists say, you must pay back money you borrow, but not alms!"
Hearing this, three black lines appeared on Su Yu's forehead.
At first I thought you were naive.
Now I realize that I was naive.
"So you not only want to get it for free, you also want me to pay for your accommodation."
"Take my money and go meet your eighteen online crushes?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Mingling said to Su Yu: "Brother, brother, how can you say that!"
"Although we are begging, we don't have to repay the gifts completely." When saying this, Zhang Mingling pointed to the milk tea shop.
Su Yu grinned: "You want me to pay you 540 yuan for a cup of milk tea that costs only 6 yuan?"
Hearing this, Zhang Mingling looked at Su Yu and said, "I'm surprised you said that. How dare I ask for alms for that little tip for the hotel room?"
"I want a thousand dollars!"
"No money." Su Yu stood up and left.
The next second, Zhang Mingling grabbed Su Yu's arm and said to him, "Impossible. I've observed all the students around us, and you're the one wearing the most expensive clothes. They're all brand-name."
"I just asked those classmates, and they all said you're very rich."
As soon as these words came out, Su Yu raised his eyes.
"I originally thought this little Taoist priest was just a chance encounter, but he must be waiting for me here on purpose!"
Just when Su Yu and Zhang Mingling were in a stalemate.
"Excuse me, sweetheart, is that you?"
A woman appeared behind Zhang Mingling and tapped his back with her hand.
Su Yu looked at the woman, his eyes stunned.
When Zhang Mingling heard this, his expression was moved.
Su Yu looked at Zhang Mingling, who hadn't turned around yet, and said, "I see you and I get along really well. If you can get a room with the beautiful woman behind you today, please do so."
"I'll pay for your room and food from now on."
"And I don't want you to pay me back."
As soon as these words came out, a gleam of light flashed in Zhang Mingling's eyes.
He looked at Su Yu and said, "A gentleman's word is his bond!"
Su Yu looked at his raised hand and covered it directly: "It's impossible to catch up with him!"
At this time, Zhang Mingling turned around and said, "I am your sweetheart!"
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