Chapter 55 Chapter 55 In the past, Ning Ji thought that the thief’s heart was not…
Ning Ji used to think that "the evildoer's heart is still there" was just an adjective.
But for four or five days in a row, identical small square boxes appeared one after another on bedside tables, bathroom countertops, sofa armrests, and coffee tables.
The thief became more and more daring as he faced more and more setbacks, until he finally opened the packaging of the square box and blatantly hid the things under his pillow and stuffed them into his quilt.
Ning Ji would find a condom under the quilt every now and then. He numbly opened the bedside table, only to see that it was filled with a stack of disassembled square plastic pieces.
The thief's heart is really not dead.
Half a month later, Ning Ji finally caught the thief.
No.
It should be called a thief cat.
The calico cat swaggered in from the entrance, wagging its fluffy tail and holding a condom in its mouth. It looked around the house as if inspecting its territory, wondering where to put it so that these two stupid humans would understand what it meant.
The calico cat was almost dying of anxiety.
How come these two stupid humans have been dating for so long and still remain virgins?
In folklore, boy's urine has the effect of exorcising evil spirits. It is difficult for humans with boy's bodies to enter dreams. Even if it is forced to enter dreams, Scar will not remember what he said in the dream when he wakes up.
The calico cat holding something in its mouth jumped onto the sofa, and was pounced on the sofa the next second.
Scar happily half-knelt on the carpet, held it high up, and asked in surprise: "Why are you here?"
The calico cat in the air meowed, and reservedly told Scar to stop getting so excited, but soon it couldn't help itself and started playing with Scar.
Scar put it on the sofa, and it immediately snuggled into Scar's arms, meowing and acting coquettishly, signaling Scar to open the can for it.
Ning Ji was so happy that he lowered his head, rubbed the kitten's head with his nose, and muttered: "I know, I know, I'll open the can for you right away..."
There are many cat supplies placed next to the cat villa at home. The cans of salmon, the calico cat's favorite food, are piled up like a small mountain, and the boxes are filled to the brim with a variety of cat toys.
Ning Ji was feeding the cat canned food while scratching the kitten's chin. "Where have you been all this time? No, what is the relationship between you and Dabai?"
"Why did Yan Sui and I swap bodies with you and Dabai?"
The calico cat who was concentrating on eating canned cat food thought for a while, pushed a square thin slice in front of Ning Ji with his paw, and urged Ning Ji to use it quickly. After using it, he could go to Ning Ji's dream and explain it to him.
Ning Ji: “???”
He picked up the thin square piece and was shocked. "Did you give it to me?"
The calico cat raised its head proudly, waiting for praise.
Ning Ji's mouth twitched. He had heard that cats would send mice and bats, as well as hunted birds and insects, to their owners' homes to show their gratitude, but this was the first time he had heard of cats sending condoms.
"Thank you, but you don't need to send it. We already have a lot."
The calico cat was a little dissatisfied. It patted the sofa with its paw, and asked with a little doubt in its round eyes - "Why don't you use it if you have it?"
Ning Ji: “…”
God knows why he can understand the cat's expression.
Ning Ji's earlobes turned red, and he wondered why they didn't use it... They had been using it every day for the past half month...
I just put it on my finger to help him get used to it.
In Yan Sui's original words, he was afraid that if he didn't resign properly the first time, it would leave a trauma in his heart and make him resist this matter.
It’s okay if the person is yellow, but why is the cat also yellow?
Is this something a lively, active, well-behaved and cute kitten should consider?
Ning Ji quickly said to Xiaomao: "Don't send it anymore in the future, we have it."
The calico cat meowed at him.
Ning Ji said earnestly: "Okay, okay, if you really want to thank us, you can just bring two leaves in your mouth."
"You're so stupid, don't go to the supermarket and hold that thing in your mouth."
Calico cat: "..."
The man and the cat are not compatible.
When Yan Sui left the room, he saw this scene: his kitten was squatting on the sofa and talking to another kitten. It looked quite realistic.
After a while, the calico cat meowed in frustration, raised its head, and glared angrily at Yan Sui who was leaning against the door frame not far away - he didn't even teach his wife a lesson.
Yan Sui: “?”
After being glared at for no apparent reason, he straightened up a little and thought about how he had offended this calico cat.
After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure out how he had offended the calico cat. Instead, he saw his kitten chuckle, burying its head in the calico cat's belly, and said softly, "Will you come to see me again in the future?"
"I've been missing you these past few days. Yan Sui and I went looking for you and Dabai, but we couldn't find you."
The calico cat meowed awkwardly and rubbed Scar's head with its fluffy tail.
Although Scar is a little clumsy, he is quite cute. Not only does he help it recruit many followers, but he also cares about its safety.
On the day when the calico cat decided to enter Scar's dream, it mercifully rubbed Scar's belly again and brought Scar one of its favorite little balls.
Ning Ji thought of something and raised his head, "Wait a minute."
He rummaged through the boxes and found the kitten backpack that Yan Sui had bought for him. He unzipped it and stuffed the canned salmon and cat food into the backpack, making it bulge out.
The calico cat staggered under the weight of the mountain-like backpack.
Ning Ji was still rummaging through the toy box. After searching for a long time, he picked out two of the lightest fish-shaped doll toys and tied them to the straps of his schoolbag. "The green fish is for you, and the yellow fish is for Dabai."
"If you're hungry next time, come back to me."
Ning Ji sat cross-legged on the carpet, stuffing cat strips into the interlayer of his small schoolbag, muttering to himself, "Although I was a little unhappy when you asked me to swap bodies with Yan Sui at the beginning."
"But without you, we might not be able to walk together..."
If it weren't for these two kittens, Yan Sui would have gone abroad to study after graduating from university. He might have stayed in City A, or he might not have. But no matter where he was, the two of them might never have any intersection again.
The only time they might have crossed paths was when they met at a high school reunion a dozen or twenty years later. After years of hard work, the two matured and no longer acted on impulse. When people around them occasionally mentioned the funny things that happened back then, they just laughed it off and didn't care.
Mature, distant, and maintaining just the right amount of unfamiliarity for an adult.
He might never know that Yan Sui once held a lottery for him at his seventeenth birthday party, and the prize was the action figure he wanted most.
Yan Sui might never know that he had passed him in the off-campus library.
After stuffing the last cat strip into the small schoolbag, Ning Ji scratched the kitten's chin, his eyebrows softened, and he lowered his head to kiss the kitten's head, muttering to himself: "Thank you."
The calico cat was stunned for a moment, then lowered its head and let out a muffled cry.
It wanted Scar not to thank him, it wasn't very nice.
If it hadn't been naughty and playful when it was just born and hadn't bitten off the red cord between the two, these two stupid humans would have been together a long time ago, instead of quarreling and missing out on so many years.
Ning Ji patted the scared kitten's butt, "Okay, it's ok..."
Before he could finish his words, he was gently embraced by the person behind him, holding his waist.
Ning Ji turned around and saw Yan Sui hugging him, burying his forehead on his shoulder. He said in a low voice that it turned out that he was not the only one who was grateful to the two kittens, and it turned out that he was not the only one who thought about what would happen if they missed each other in the future.
Yan Sui kissed him gently, murmuring in his voice, which made Ning Ji feel a little itchy. He turned his head and kissed Yan Sui back with a smile, his eyebrows and eyes curved.
The calico cat carrying a small backpack as big as a mountain's eyes lit up. It picked up the small square piece of paper on the sofa, threw it into the arms of the two men, let out a cry, and ran away without stopping.
I was afraid that if it was too late, the two stupid humans would stop because of shyness.
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The calico cat returned to the grove with a bulging backpack on his back. He was so tired and out of breath. He took off the backpack, and with a thud, the backpack hit a dead branch, leaving a small hole.
Lion cat: “?…”
It barked twice, its voice hesitant, "Are you fleeing?"
The calico cat was so tired that stars appeared in his eyes: "Scar gave it to me. He was afraid that you and I would starve to death."
The lion cat silently tugged at the small schoolbag, but one of its claws failed to move: "..."
That's really a kind Scar.
The calico cat showed its sharp teeth, happily rummaging through the schoolbag, and opened a can of cat food. "From the looks of it, I think I can go into Scar's dream tonight and talk to him."
As a result, at night, the calico cat tried to fall asleep, but failed.
Calico cat: "?"
It clearly felt that Scar was not a virgin, but in the end it was unable to enter his dream.
Still doing it?
The calico cat pushed the lion cat and asked in confusion, "Can humans do this for that long?"
The lion cat lazily circled the young kitten: "It's like this when you first start eating meat."
The calico cat thought for a moment and said, "Then I will go to Scar's dream again tomorrow morning."
After working all afternoon and all night, it’s time to go to bed in the morning.
Humans will die if they don't sleep for too long.
The calico cat lay down with confidence. The next morning, when the soul was ready to fall asleep, it was bounced out again.
Calico cat: "???"
Are you still doing it at this time?
The kitten was shocked, and turned to the lion cat and said worriedly: "Will Scar's butt be damaged?"
The lion cat was very calm: "I guess he wakes up to do it, then does it again. Scar never gets a long sleep period."
The calico cat tried to fall asleep in the afternoon and finally succeeded.
In the dream, it walked towards Scar happily, but was bounced out after a while.
In the bedroom, Ning Ji, whose body was covered with kiss marks, dreamed of a huge Godzilla, which made an earth-shaking noise and ran towards him with its fangs and claws bared.
Godzilla was just like the monsters I saw when I was a child. He made the surrounding buildings shake and sway, and made strange cries of joy from his mouth, running towards him with a roar.
Ning Ji was startled awake and opened his eyes in confusion.
After a while, he gritted his teeth and punched Yan Sui who was sleeping next to him.
Yan Sui who was asleep: "?"
He opened his eyes sleepily and saw that it was Ning Ji. He acted as if nothing had happened after being punched. Instead, he asked Ning Ji what was wrong and if he felt unwell somewhere.
In the past two days, he was beaten a lot by Ning Ji in bed. He sobbed while being punched, kicked and bitten. It was not surprising to be beaten a few times. Instead, it made him more excited.
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