Chapter 362: Fox's Divine Physique
Ordinary people: orz
Big ass: or2
Cheng Zhu said he wanted to help in the kitchen, but that was not true. He was just being polite. He was simply a little hungry and came to see some dishes for tonight.
But who could have thought that as soon as we got here, we would see a big dish with a big fat butt sticking out?
So he simply leaned against the kitchen door frame and refused to move.
He had very good reasons for staying put: It seemed like she couldn't pick up the things in the crack for a while, and the food in the pot would get burnt, so I had to keep an eye on it.
Hu Yan, who lives at home, usually wears home clothes such as pajamas. Since there are guests coming to his house today, he changed into everyday clothes.
She seems to wear mostly sweatshirts and hoodies, and she always wears loose-fitting styles, trying to make sure the sleeves cover her palms and wrap herself up as tightly as possible.
As for the lower body, he wore a pair of blue straight-leg loose jeans.
Of course, it is impossible to make a certain part loose even if you want to.
If a plump woman like her wears tight jeans, the picture will only be more eye-catching.
He even thought that he should ask her to be the model for the jeans with a through zipper in his own store.
Cheng Zhu knew very well that women like Hu Yan actually had a lot of troubles in life, for example, it was really difficult to buy pants for them.
The waist is just right, but the hips are too tight.
The hips are just right, but the waist is too wide.
What’s more, the larger the size of the pants, the longer the legs tend to be.
"Huh! I finally got it." Hu Yan took out a small bottle from the gap under the cabinet.
Cheng Zhu didn't know what was inside, probably some kind of seasoning.
"Boss, I remember you can eat spicy food, right?" Hu Yan asked.
"Yeah." He nodded.
During the whole process, Hu Yan didn't even look at him.
It was obvious that even in her most relaxed home, she was still very nervous because of Cheng Zhu's arrival.
"He has the same bad character as most netizens. He is as lustful as a devil online and as kind as Buddha offline." He complained in his heart.
From the corner of her eye, Hu Yan could see Cheng Zhu leaning against the kitchen door frame watching her cook. After a while, her whole body began to turn red again.
"Um, boss, why don't you go wait at the table for a while? It will be ready soon, in a minute!" she said.
"What? Am I affecting your performance here?" Cheng Zhu said with a smile.
"Yes, a little bit." She said without looking away while shoveling the vegetables vigorously with a spatula.
"Okay then." Cheng Zhu sat down at the dining table and started playing with his phone.
Finally, the dinner was indeed quite sumptuous, with three dishes and a soup.
There are spicy crab fried rice cake, pepper fried pork, stir-fried lettuce, and yam and pork ribs soup.
"It looks okay." Cheng Zhu held the chopsticks.
He tried every dish and they all tasted good.
"Do you often cook for yourself?" Cheng Zhu asked.
"I cook one meal a day and eat it in two." Hu Yan said, "I actually often order takeout, but after watching the news, I'm afraid I'll eat myself to death from eating takeout every day."
This statement made Cheng Zhu laugh and cry.
People say that takeout food is unhealthy, and this is true. A lot of takeout food is indeed unhealthy.
But the problem is - I'm lazy!
"Is there anything to drink?" Cheng Zhu asked.
"Can I have some fat house happy water?" Hu Yan asked.
"Coke, okay."
During the meal, as they chatted, Hu Yan began to feel less embarrassed and nervous, and became a little more relaxed.
After all, the two of them have only met offline a few times, but they have been chatting online for several months.
They even know each other's most private things, so naturally they are very familiar with each other.
As we chatted, the topic turned to milk tea shops.
"Boss, have you decided where to open the store?" she asked.
"There are several preliminary selections, and this year it is estimated that there will not be only one store opening in Shanghai. There may also be one in the area where you live," said Cheng Zhu.
"I really want to drink it, but there are too many people queuing." Hu Yan poked the rice in his bowl with chopsticks.
To her, this internet-famous milk tea shop with huge crowds of people is simply a forbidden zone.
The last time I went to a claw machine store, I went there purely with the intention of spying on Cheng Zhu's "dark" thoughts, but I was caught by him.
"That's easy. When the store opens, I'll ask someone to send you a few cups." Cheng Zhu said.
After all, the other party is the gold medal artist of his own studio. Now that he has become a QQ tycoon, she and Ye Zi can be considered his right-hand men and women. They have made great contributions and have both served as his successors!
Such a small request must be met.
This really has nothing to do with the size of the butt.
"Really? Thank you, boss!" Hu Yan was quite excited.
It is really comfortable for her that she doesn’t have to go to crowded places and can still drink internet celebrity products.
Cheng Zhu was actually quite curious about why she was so afraid of crowds, but after careful consideration, he finally did not ask.
I guess there is a reason behind this, but I'm not sure if it involves any sad past or inner fear, so I'd better not try to find out for now.
After all, if a person has been like this since childhood, he won't be able to read books.
He just asked, "You don't go out much, aren't you bored staying at home?"
"No, there are endless things to watch on the Internet." said Hu Yan.
"I'm really worried about your health." Cheng Zhu joked.
At first Hu Yan thought Cheng Zhu thought she was unhealthy because she rarely went out and didn't exercise, but then she changed her mind and realized that he was talking about how she watched "dirty stuff" on the Internet all day long and her body couldn't take it!
If they were chatting on WeChat, Hu Yan would definitely be full of dirty talk now, and would even tell him that he used to do it five times a day, but there was no change, and he weighed himself before going to bed and found that he was thin and dehydrated!
But now they were face to face, so she was a little weaker. She lowered her head and poked the rice in her bowl with her chopsticks, saying, "I, I don't watch those all day long."
She knew her words were unconvincing, so she started to make excuses: "Creative needs!"
"Not really. If you say so, then those authors who write about harem scumbag novels must become scumbags in real life and sleep with young girls to accumulate materials?" Cheng Zhu asked back.
"Then I don't know." Hu Yan mustered up the courage to fight back: "But you, boss, are sure!"
Cheng Zhu did not refute.
He knew that his image in front of Hu Yan was not good.
She started selling QQ underwear after graduating from high school, and created a brand new erotic style that was not available in China. Later, she designed her own QQ underwear styles. She was also very coquettish when chatting with me. Can you tell me that this is a pure boy?
Cheng Zhu just looked at her and said, "How dare you invite me to your home for dinner alone?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Hu Yan's face, neck and ears were all red. If nothing unexpected happened, her whole body started to turn red again.
No, what the hell is this divine physique of yours?
"It's nothing." She lowered her head and poked the rice, saying.
After dinner, the two sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted.
When talking about [insisting on visiting], Hu Yan also complained to Cheng Zhu and reported that the product quality was poor.
Don't forget, she bought a lot of QQ underwear for herself and even drew a self-portrait and sent it to the process.
Like the stepmom skirt, the grey turtleneck halter sweater, and even the skintight black spider bodysuit. She bought them all.
"I've told you a long time ago that products like ours require good texture, not good quality."
“The quality is so ridiculously good that customers will give bad reviews!” said Cheng Zhu.
Hu Yan was a little speechless: "It can't be that I just put it on for a short time and it broke, right?"
Cheng Zhu: “???”
He quickly responded, "Which one is it? The Black Spider Bodysuit?"
"yes."
"Then you have to look for the reasons in yourself!" Cheng Zhu said meaningfully.
The problem with your method of exploding clothes is ultimately your own fault.
The Black Spider bodysuit has a hidden zipper, and if you pull it hard, the zipper will easily break.
This design was originally considered a small easter egg.
Some people, when they are tired of playing with the zipper, may as well be rude and just tear it apart.
Cheng Zhu has his own good intentions in this, letting customers experience it.
"You just can't wear it. Even children know that you can unzip the trousers before putting them on, so that they are loose and comfortable to wear. The same is true for our Black Spider model. Open the zipper first to give it a buffer!" Cheng Zhu began to talk.
When it comes to his own products, he is very serious.
Little did he know that Fox Yan was listening nearby and felt that the more he listened, the more outrageous it became.
She felt that her boss was a person who was truly one inside and out, and that he was one online and in reality. He did not have two faces at all, and they were both equally bad!
Later in the conversation, Cheng Zhu began to ask: "Have you been practicing painting recently? Show me some of your works and I'll appreciate them for you."
When it came to this, Hu Yan really became excited.
"Yes, yes! Boss, I seem to have improved a lot in European and American style recently. Wait a moment, I'll go get the tablet." Hu Yan quickly walked into his room and came out with the tablet.
Cheng Zhu just watched her unlock the tablet, and then locked it again at the speed of light.
He looked at the tablet computer that lit up for just two seconds before being locked, then looked at the female painter next to him who was wearing large black-framed glasses, and couldn't help but open his mouth.
With Cheng Zhu's rich personal experience and having been through all kinds of big scenes, his pupils trembled at this moment. He never thought that he would see such "dirty things" on the tablet!
"I saw it all!" Cheng Zhu said to her.
As soon as the screen lit up, what came into view was Hu Yan’s new work from yesterday, "It's Not Shameful to Lick the Sponsor".
Well, this painting is very realistic, and the content is exactly what is in the title.
The hero in the painting has three-dimensional facial features with sharp edges and corners of his eyebrows that are naturally slightly upturned, giving him an overall ruffian-like feel.
It was Cheng Zhu himself!
——Oh no, I’m the male lead now!
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(End of this chapter)
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