Chapter 345 (1)
As soon as the announcement of the final episode of "Heart-Stirring Travel Around the World for 99 Days" was released, it sparked heated discussions.
The audience originally thought with regret that perhaps because of the previous attack by gangsters in the southwest, the production team gave up on continuing the show. Even though they cried and begged for the show to go on air under the program team's account, they actually no longer had any hope in their hearts.
Unexpectedly, the program team not only cheerfully posted an announcement of the New Year's special event, but also @ed all the guests with social media accounts, indicating that this time everyone would gather together and no one would be left out.
This surprised the audience greatly, and some people even cried with excitement.
"Oh my god! In my lifetime! I really didn't expect that this day would come."
"I used to eat while watching live broadcasts, but now I realize how little I appreciated it. After this show is no longer on air, I don't even have anything to watch while eating. Sigh."
“Ahhhhh, there’s Brother Yan too, right?! I haven’t seen Brother Yan in such a long time. I feel like my oats are about to go moldy.”
"Don't stop me! I want to spend money on Brother Yan! I want to help Brother Yan debut! Let Brother Yan do business, hahahaha!"
"...Lian Ai, another one has gone crazy, drag him away quickly! Dog head.jpg"
"It seems like I haven't seen my brother Xing for a long time. It's strange. He is not such a quiet person. Posting 80 updates a day and scolding 800 singers and producers is more in line with Xing's personality."
"Are you preparing new music? The Chinese New Year is only a week away. Didn't Xingxing say that he would win another Golden Man Music Award next year?"
"Rubbing my hands together, I'm so excited! All the people I like are in this live broadcast. I really hope I can just sleep for a few days and watch the live broadcast when I wake up!"
"But to be honest, I had a figurine at home before, and it was scary, so I printed out Brother Yan's photo and pasted it on the door... Wow!!! It really worked! I haven't had nightmares since that day."
"Good fellow, don't put up door gods this year, just hang up Brother Yan's photo."
"Pfft, you know what, the small commodity manufacturers are better at following trends than you. A few days ago, when I went to buy New Year's goods, I saw some ghost banknotes printed with the words 'Bank of Heaven and Earth, issued by Emperor Yanwu'. They had Brother Yan's portrait printed on them, and it didn't feel out of place at all."
“Hahahahaha, things are getting weird, but also inexplicably reasonable. I think Brother Yan is really suitable to be the King of Hell, or something like that.”
"Ahhhhhhh!!! Sisters, have you seen the new announcement from the production team? They said that the live broadcast will be held at Brother Yan's house. It won't be a trip, but a family gathering."
As the time for the last live broadcast approaches, the program team is throwing out clues about this live broadcast bit by bit, like throwing Easter eggs.
The attendees, the guests’ selfies, the format of the special, and the filming location.
A series of little Easter eggs made the audience itchy, and they left messages on the program account with increasing excitement and enthusiasm, looking forward to the official live broadcast.
Now the program team has attracted hundreds of millions of followers. This mysterious preview format has also made the popularity of the last live broadcast continue to rise, and it has even become a national topic.
A reporter recorded a New Year's street interview program and asked passers-by whether they were looking forward to this year's Spring Festival Gala. Unexpectedly, the passers-by curled their lips and asked back: "Why don't I watch Xindong Live, but watch the Spring Festival Gala? How depressed are you?"
"Of course I'm watching Brother Yan. It's so fun to watch Brother Yan beat up Xing Xing."
"Spring Festival Gala? No, I choose to watch Director Zhang encounter ghosts."
Reporter: ...So, you would rather watch a well-known ghost show during the Chinese New Year?
But many people also praised the idea as clever.
"Right! Why didn't I think of this? With Brother Yan's live broadcast on at home, no matter what kind of ghosts there are, they won't dare to come, right?"
"Hahaha, the place with Brother Yan is the safest. My family can save money on buying door gods this year."
The picture of the reporter's confused face was made into an animated picture, and accompanied by a sentence like "Spring Festival Gala: Are you polite?" or "You are not afraid of ghosts at all, right?", etc., and it became an emoticon package, which was used by everyone with good intentions and laughter.
The program’s popularity was further increased, and even #What to watch during the Chinese New Year# became a hot topic, appearing on the hot searches and attracting a lot of discussion.
The Binhai TV station complained to the authorities, angrily saying that no one would watch their carefully prepared program and demanded that the "Heart-Stirring Around the World for 99 Days" program be banned.
But the officials just laughed and shook their heads.
Ordinary people don't know that they can hardly spend this New Year's Day peacefully. The lively and joyful streets now are built on the death and sacrifice of many people. Every day that many people take for granted or even hate is the life and future that the dead have tried their best to hold up.
If there were no Yan Shixun and Ye Li, no Zhang Wubing, no Taoist priests of Haiyun Temple and all the exorcists who took action to support the people, no special departments and official staff...the big red lanterns and red knots would not be hung all over the streets.
Red will only appear on the ground.
This is the hard-earned New Year and the invaluable daily life.
Anyone who knows the truth will feel happy just by watching the sun rise as usual in the morning.
The officials knew that with such achievements, no matter what the program team and Yan Shixun wanted, they would be satisfied. Whether it was wealth, fame, status... nothing could compare to the merit of saving all lives.
But when the authorities questioned Yan Shixun, he simply downplayed it, as if what he had done was not worth mentioning at all.
"If I must be paid, what I want is peace and justice every day on this land, and happiness for all people."
At that time, Yan Shixun put one hand in his pocket, waved lazily, then turned and left the office.
"I'm just an ordinary person, no different from everyone else. I'm one of billions of lives. I just encountered something a little unusual, so I just did what I wanted."
"That's all."
When the work is done, he will leave, hiding his achievements and fame.
Officials from the receiving TV station were also present at the scene.
He stared blankly at Yan Shixun's back for a long time without coming back to his senses. When he blinked again, he found that tears had already accumulated in his eyes.
The most perfect man has no self; the divine man has no name.
But Yan Shixun thought that what he did was just ordinary, but it was impossible for others to treat it in the same way.
"Want ratings? Want viewers? Then work harder and find out what the audience likes. Complain to our department - this is not our specialty."
The official smiled and said to the TV station: "The audience likes it. This is the choice of the people. I have no right to make comments. On the contrary, some people are too arrogant, aren't they?"
The show went smoothly, and even though many people were jealous of its traffic and popularity, no one could shake its existence.
When Zhang's father found out that someone wanted to take action against the program, he walked around the office angrily, cursing the other party for being wishful thinking and actually wanting to deal with his son!
The secretary tactfully reminded that it was not to deal with Zhang Wubing, but to deal with Zhang Wubing's program.
——Or the kind that will end soon.
Zhang's father snorted coldly, loving the house and the people in it: "The program is also my son!"
Secretary: ...What you said is different from what you said at the beginning. Didn’t you say that you would never agree to the young master being a director?
Zhang Wubing's current physical condition does not allow him to continue traveling outside. He needs a long period of recuperation before his soul can reconnect with his body.
After this incident, Zhang's father finally relented and agreed to let Zhang Wubing pursue his dream of becoming a director.
"It would be more painful to keep him at home for a few days than to kill him."
Father Zhang said with a sour face: "Can we lock him up for life?"
The secretary laughed, turned around and warned all the companies that wanted to intervene in the program in the name of Zhang's family, asking them what they were thinking and how they dared to intervene in the dream of the young master of the Zhang family?
The Taoist priests of Haiyun Temple heard that someone was going to harm the program, but because they were amateurs, they did not understand the difference between ruining the program and harming Yan Shixun, so they were very angry and went straight to the door.
"Are you bullying Junior Brother Yan because he has no support? His master is gone, but he has relatives in the entire Taoist temple!"
The CEO of Asia Star Entertainment, who liked to invite Taoist priests to help him change his feng shui, was also turned away by Haiyun Temple.
After hearing about this, he was furious and told the company to stay away from Yan Shixun - he was a person you couldn't afford to offend, but he was still trying to get close to him. Did he think he had lived too long?
With the support of many parties, the program went smoothly without any problems.
Everyone in the director team knew that this was the last time they could get together, so they were extra attentive. They also filmed the guests and made vlogs as a small benefit, which they posted on their social accounts.
The fans were going crazy with excitement.
The content in the vlog is all about the guests preparing for the final live broadcast.
But it’s not about managing image or buying clothes, but the most common shopping, buying New Year’s goods.
They walked from one end of the street to the other, arguing over which window paper-cuts and which blessing characters to buy, standing in front of the freezer looking at the chickens, ducks, fish and meat with a headache, counting what should be on the menu for the party, and quarreling over who should cook.
It was full of chatter, just like real friends and family.
The money for the dinner is paid by the director team and distributed to each guest. Everyone is required to buy food and New Year's goods within the specified amount. Whoever exceeds the amount loses. Not only do they have to perform their talents in public during the dinner, but the losers will also be announced on the program team's account.
This immediately aroused the guests' desire to win. Everyone rushed to shop with great enthusiasm, comparing prices from three different stores, bargaining fiercely, and refusing to give up an ounce of money.
The audience was laughing so hard.
But when the scene turns to Yan Shixun, it becomes very different.
Yan Shixun and Ye Li are a couple that everyone has tacitly accepted. They go shopping for New Year's goods together, and the audience also knows that they are a couple. They are excitedly blessing them in the barrage and comments.
Some fans were outraged before seeing Ye Li, wondering how Brother Yan could be taken away by someone else?
But when they saw Ye Li, they said: ... Sorry, I disturbed you. They are such a perfect match!
Yan Shixun was still not interested in the live broadcast. He walked lazily in front of the stall with one hand in his pocket, looking at the red stickers with the auspicious word "Fu".
In order to match the theme of this event, Zhang Wubing specially took Yan Shixun to have a new coat customized. The burgundy color made Yan Shixun's figure look more slender and upright. His muscles were strong under the black shirt, full of ultimate power and beauty. He was a great sight wherever he stood.
Ye Li was very happy at first when he saw his own exorcist, and some little thoughts that were unique to the night were ready to come to mind. But when he found that his exorcist was too dazzling and attracted a lot of attention, his face suddenly darkened, as if a treasure had been robbed.
"What are you standing there for?"
Yan Shixun noticed that the people around him were not catching up, so he stopped and looked back in confusion.
At a glance, he understood instantly.
"...Are you jealous of this too?"
Yan Shixun was speechless: "You were not a general when you were alive. You were a vinegar seller, right?"
He walked over, reached out and grabbed Ye Li's arm, pulling his lover towards him.
A smile appeared in Ye Li's eyes, and the panic of losing the treasure just now disappeared in an instant.
His ghost exorcist is extremely dazzling, like the sun and the moon. Everyone who sees Shi Xun will be involuntarily attracted to him. This is Shi Xun's charm, which is irresistible.
But this precious treasure finally fell into his arms, the brilliant soul that he loved so much.
Fortunately, he and his lover are in harmony with each other at a deep level.
When Ye Li held Yan Shixun's slightly cool and soft palm, gently stroking the calluses on his lover's slender fingers from years of sword-wielding practice, he felt a sense of security in his heart.
The whole world is beside him, accompanying him.
Ye Li laughed softly, leaving only a hint of softness between his sharp brows.
Yan Shixun turned his head and looked over. He was also infected by Ye Li's smile and asked him with a smile: "Did you see anything interesting?"
Ye Li shook his head, but then nodded, with love in his eyes: "Any interesting things in the world are not worth even one ten-thousandth of the lover beside me."
Yan Shixun didn't expect Ye Li to give such an answer. Caught off guard, he opened his mouth but couldn't say anything. He just coughed lightly and turned his head away, pretending that his attention was attracted by the red lanterns on the roadside.
And the audience watching the VLOG: […………Fuck! ]
[This man is damn good at flirting. I finally understand why Brother Yan is with him. Even if he is just a statue, this face alone is convincing enough, not to mention that he is so good at it!]
[Damn it! Is this how Brother Yan was pushed away?]
[Who is feeding me dog food? Stop it!]
[I am like the dog that was suddenly dragged over...Do not abuse dogs!]
[I have mixed feelings. Seeing Brother Yan and his assistant together, I finally understand what a perfect match is, what a match made in heaven is. Are there really people who are so perfect together? I feel like I'm starting to believe in love again.]
[Wow, why can’t I stop taking screenshots like crazy!]
Ye Li has a perfect face. The majestic aura he has developed from being in a high position for many years makes his face even more dangerous and powerful.
He was still wearing his usual black coat, with his long black hair casually scattered on his shoulders. The corners of his coat fluttered as he walked, giving him an amazing aura. The black marks winding along his temples were mysterious, making him look even more majestic and mysterious.
Because of his identity as a ghost or god, Ye Li once erased his image from everyone's eyes, so as to prevent living people from seeing ghosts and gods and thus bearing the consequences.
But as he became the Great Dao, this was naturally erased.
Others can see him, but will forget him the moment they look away, thus ensuring that the cause and effect are eliminated.
When Ye Li and Yan Shixun walked hand in hand down the street, the people around them were unconsciously attracted to them.
Although some people occasionally recognized Yan Shixun and uttered small exclamations, Yan Shixun's strong aura made people around him dare not approach him. Even if Yan Mai walked by, he knew that Yan Shixun did not like the celebrity fans, so he didn't approach him.
Their task was not to buy food, but to purchase decorations to create a festive atmosphere at home.
After all, it was Yan Shixun who presented the event, and the food made by Ye Li was so unpalatable that the others almost scrambled to take the task of purchasing the ingredients, not daring to leave the task of buying even a single scallion to these two.
After all, the food from Yeli is truly unforgettable.
When the special shooting theme was first decided, the guests all waved their hands and said they couldn’t cook.
Yan Shixun did not insist and said that he would come from Yeli himself.
The guests all nodded, but Song Ci found that when Jing Xiaobao heard their conversation, he looked at them with eyes full of admiration.
It was like watching a group of warriors about to die.
Song Ci was confused, and just to be on the safe side, he asked Yan Shixun directly if they could try the food first?
After all, it's a live show, so if there are any problems with the food, they can solve them in advance.
The guests had all been to Baizhi Lake in the southwest, so they knew the identity of the Lord of Yeli Fengdu. Even the young master, who always had a bad temper, was careful and tactful when asking questions.
Ye Li didn't take it seriously and cooked a few dishes on the spot.
Then……
The young master who had just come out of the hospital went back to the hospital.
Jing Xiaobao, who witnessed the whole process, looked at Song Ci with sympathy.
The other guests were also shocked.
The young master was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He has always been a foodie who has never been tired of eating fine food. He has tried all the delicacies in the world and knows which one is more delicious than the other. However, he didn't expect that he would be overturned here one day.
——He felt that this time he had definitely eaten the most unpalatable thing in the world.
The other guests who had eaten the food from Yeli also looked unhappy. They either drank something to try desperately to suppress the inexplicable strange smell, or bought digestive tablets hoping that the food would disappear from their stomachs quickly.
The young master looked at Yan Shixun with a puzzled look and said, "I have always believed that there is a limit to how bad food can taste. It was not until today that I realized that there is no limit to how bad food can taste."
Everyone said that they didn't dare to trouble Ye Li, so they should let them do the cooking.
However, among the guests, there are either young masters like Song Ci who can eat but cannot cook, or people like An Nanyuan who are so busy that they have no time to eat properly. How can they cook?
After everyone tried cooking, in the end only two people could really cook.
One is Zhao Zhen, and the other is a variety show star.
So in the end, the task of purchasing the main ingredients was also given to them.
When Yan Shixun saw the red candied haws on the street, he couldn't help but think of the famous coastal dish, braised pork, made in Yeli.
——If that lump of charcoal can be called meat.
He couldn't help but laugh out loud, and shook his head slightly, admitting that there really are people who are born not good at cooking.
This is probably the only weakness that the powerful ghosts and gods cannot learn.
"Shi Xun, do you want to eat candied haws?"
Ye Li noticed Yan Shixun's gaze, and as he spoke, he pulled him towards the candied haws stall.
Yan Shixun was surprised, then smiled and tried to stop Ye Li: "No, I just..."
"I remember the first time I saw you at the market, you were only nine years old, and your clothes were clean but old."
Ye Li's voice was very soft, as if he was afraid of disturbing something: "I always wonder, you have protected so many lives and saved so many children's childhoods, why have you never had a purely happy childhood yourself?"
"Shi Xun, this is unfair. Karma owes you."
Yan Shixun was stunned for a moment, but just smiled and said, "I don't need those. Give up the time of playing and grow up faster, so that you can have the power to protect yourself and others."
Compared with all living beings, what does his own childhood mean?
Studying hard day and night, squeezing all your time to acquire knowledge, and growing quickly under extreme self-discipline is always better than being panic-stricken when encountering danger.
Ye Li pulled Yan Shixun in front of him, quietly looked at his lover and smiled as he talked about his polarized childhood. In the first half, he was ostracized and bullied by all his peers, and in the second half, he was feared by all his peers.
But no matter what attitude others hold, Yan Shixun doesn't care.
He knew what he wanted. The road was high in the sky, and he could only see the vast world, not the narrow and vulgar malice.
The winter sun was not glaring. It illuminated Yan Shixun's handsome face, filling his eyebrows and eyes with a soft light. It was so beautiful that Ye Li held his breath and was stunned.
No matter when he looked at Yan Shixun, he would always be amazed by his lover again and again, feeling the thriving love flowing in his heart.
His lover loves this world, so he loves his lover along with his share of this world.
Ye Li smiled and held Yan Shixun's hand tightly, saying softly: "In this case, let me make up for the part of your childhood that you missed. Shixun, you can relax at any time by my side. The world that you hold up is with me."
Under Yan Shixun's surprised gaze, Ye Li smiled and handed the cute round candied haws to him, and also stuffed the child's favorite beautiful palace lantern into his hand.
Yan Shixun's hands were stuffed full of snacks and palace lantern ornaments. He looked at Ye Li with a helpless smile, but did not reject his lover. Instead, he seemed to have returned to his childhood, walking through the joyous commercial street.
The excellent looks of the two people meant that they would definitely attract the attention of everyone around them.
As the two walked down the street, the man in sunglasses sitting behind the fortune-telling stall also noticed them.
"I see that your foreheads are black, and I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster, and you won't be able to celebrate the New Year well."
Yan Shixun was walking when he suddenly heard a mysterious voice coming from the side.
He was surprised at first, then he looked in the direction of the sound and saw a fortune-telling stall that looked quite grand.
The fortune teller deliberately straightened his back, waved to Yan Shixun, and said, "Don't you two want to have a good New Year? Are you going to let disaster happen?"
Yan Shixun was greatly surprised.
He has been in this business since Li Chengyun brought him home. It has been nearly twenty years now, but this is the first time he has been targeted by a fortune teller.
He was so incredulous that he glanced to both sides, wanting to see if the fortune teller was talking about him.
The fortune teller was secretly delighted, thinking that his trick had worked. No one would remain calm when hearing that they were going to have a disaster, right?
He pointed at Yan Shixun and Ye Li and said, "Yes, I'm talking about you, little brother, stop looking."
Yan Shixun: “……?”
The audience was almost laughing like crazy: [Oh my god! This uncle is very brave, you actually said that Brother Yan would have a blood disaster? You are not calculating that the ghosts who met Brother Yan would have a blood disaster, right? ]
[Fuck, a charlatan meets a real charlatan.]
[Hahahahahahahahahaha, has this fortune teller ever thought that he might have met a true master?]
[I think this guy is really crazy. He actually dared to approach Brother Yan? I admire his courage.]
[Haha ...] I wonder what expression this person would have if he knew Brother Yan’s identity?
Yan Shixun looked at Ye Li in surprise, and then smiles appeared on both of their faces.
Ye Li also found this experience extremely novel.
As the Lord of Fengdu, the ghost who is in charge of death and judgment, he has never been told by any gods or ghosts that he will suffer a bloody disaster.
This fortune teller has made history.
Ye Li was not interested and turned around to continue walking, but Yan Shixun touched his chin, walked over with interest, and sat down in front of the fortune-telling stall.
"A bloody disaster?"
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows, made an expression of surprise and fear, and asked: "Then what should I do?"
The fortune teller stroked his beard with satisfaction, opened his fan on this cold winter day, and waved it meaningfully.
"Don't be anxious, little brother. Let me take a look at your horoscope."
He asked, "Tell me your birth date and I will help you turn misfortune into fortune and rise to higher heights in your life."
Yan Shixun hummed, pretending to be puzzled and asked: "But I heard that a truly capable master can tell a person's past and future just by looking at their face without using their birth date. Can't you do that?"
fortune teller:"…………"
"Yes, of course I can."
The fortune teller swallowed a mouthful of blood and gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to be more accurate. This is all for your sake, little brother."
But seeing that Yan Shixun remained indifferent, the fortune teller had no choice but to go ahead with it.
"Uh let's take a look at your life."
The fortune teller racked his brains and tried to make up a story: "Your parents were very strict with you when you were young, but they loved you very much. You grew up in such a family and had a rebellious heart when you were young..."
The fortune teller was still racking his brains, trying to guess some truth about Yan Shixun from his appearance and expression.
After all, Yan Shixun looked well-educated, with a neat and handsome appearance and a well-proportioned body, which showed that he lived a self-disciplined life. Generally, people like him would not come from a bad family.
But what the fortune teller didn't know was that the one who was good to Yan Shixun was not his parents, but his master Li Chengyun.
This resulted in the fortune teller revealing the secret from the very first sentence.
The audience was already laughing like crazy.
Yan Shixun nodded from time to time, as if what the fortune teller said was really accurate.
Finally, he asked with a concerned look, "Master, what exactly is this bloody disaster you mentioned? What should I do? Is there any danger?"
The fortune teller raised his head proudly and said, "Don't worry! Ask around this street, who doesn't know my name, Lv Banxian? Even if the King of Hell wants to catch you, he has to get past me first! Don't be afraid, little brother."
Yan Shixun: I’m not afraid, I’m just curious. Forget about Zhang Wubing, can you really beat Xiaobao?
Barrage: [Fuck! He said something I would never dare to say in my life. He actually told Brother Yan not to be afraid! ! ]
[My goodness, how did he know that Brother Yan would be scared? If a ghost appeared right now, he would be the one who would be more scared, right?]
The fortune teller did not get Yan Shixun's birth date and although this made him feel a little guilty, seeing that Yan Shixun nodded to everything he said, he became confident again. He looked at Yan Shixun proudly, comforting him with his mouth, and fiddling with the compass in his hand.
"My dear little brother, I just checked your face and found that your luck is low. Is there anything unusual at home recently?"
The fortune teller said with concern: "You have encountered a ghost! If you don't get rid of the evil ghost in time, you may be in danger of your life."
Yan Shixun: Abnormal? It would be abnormal if there were no abnormalities in my house. Two wolves that are neither alive nor dead, a lord of Fengdu, a current King of Hell, and his beloved toy ghosts, plus the former King of Hell who is about to move in... To be honest, there are indeed more ghosts in my house, and I am the only ordinary person.
"My life is in danger..."
Yan Shixun raised his head slightly and looked meaningfully at Ye Li beside him. The two smiled at each other and saw the curiosity in each other's eyes.
Throughout thousands and tens of thousands of years of heaven and earth, there was only one person who told the Great Dao that he was in danger of losing his life.
Yan Shixun raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Then Master, how do you think I should solve this problem?"
The fortune teller said: "Don't worry, as long as you buy this jade pendant blessed by magic power, add two talismans to drive away ghosts, buy another Pixiu to protect your home, and add this Bagua mirror, you can go back and hang it on the door, no matter how powerful the ghost is, it can't get close to you."
The fortune teller patted his chest and promised: "If the ghost still finds you like this, come find me!"
"The New Year is coming soon. It is fate that I meet my little brother. I also want to help my little brother. Money and other things are just external things and are not worth mentioning."
He waved his hand and said casually, "How about this, I'll charge you 8888 for this jade pendant, take it home for good luck, the two yellow talismans are 10,000 in total, the jade Pixiu for the house is only 66666, and the Bagua mirror is 10,000. How are you going to pay, little brother?"
But outside the camera, the audience watching this scene were already laughing like crazy: [Are you sure, brother? Why do I feel like I'm going to go find Brother Yan's ghost? You might not be able to handle it? ]
[Big brother, big brother! You are just a liar, don't gamble your life with Brother Yan, hahahahahahaha, aren't you setting a flag for yourself? If there are ghosts, they will find you hahahahaha, the Taoist priests of Haiyun Temple will find Brother Yan if there are ghosts, who gave you the confidence? ]
[Shocked! I met Brother Yan before. Is the talisman that Brother Yan drew on my math notebook so valuable? Mom, I'm rich!]
[I’m so envious. You even have the talisman that Brother Yan drew for you. Why don’t I have it? I’m going to make a scene!]
[This may be the most glorious moment of this big brother’s life. He actually boasted in front of Brother Yan, and he didn’t get beaten to death. Wow, what a warrior!]
[It’s so funny, there are still people who dare to take over the cause and effect from Brother Yan? This big brother is really an old lady who committed suicide - he has lived enough! ]
The fortune teller didn't know that a group of people were already laughing to the point of tears, and he was still waiting for the frightened Yan Shixun to pay him.
But Yan Shixun laughed softly. He supported his chin with one hand, looked at the fortune teller with a smile, and said, "Now that you have finished speaking, let me tell you the rest."
His eyes swept across the fortune teller's face, and he understood everything in his heart.
The past, present and future are all vivid in my mind.
The causes and consequences of past sins and the merits and demerits of future lives were all clearly laid out before him.
Yan Shixun smiled nonchalantly.
The fortune teller felt that something was beyond his expectations and something was starting to go wrong. The bad premonition made him feel suffocated and he broke out in a sweat even in the winter.
He quickly took the handkerchief beside him to wipe the sweat off his face, and smiled awkwardly to ease the terrible atmosphere: "Little brother, do you think the price is too high? We can talk about this..."
"Lü Yi was born in 1987. His parents died in a car accident when he was three years old. He lived with his uncle Lü Ying. When he was nine years old, he followed his uncle to set up a stall to perform and changed his name to fortune-telling..."
Yan Shixun's calm voice interrupted the fortune teller.
The fortune teller was stunned and a little angry at first, and wanted to ask Yan Shixun why he was investigating him. But as Yan Shixun told him more and more about him, even knowing that he had put bugs in a female classmate's schoolbag in elementary school, he began to sweat and realized that something was wrong.
This, this is definitely not something that an investigation can achieve. Even fortune-telling cannot predict this level.
Who on earth is this person in front of me!
The fortune teller felt as if he saw the entire world pressing down on him in a trance, and he was so small that he could not resist or refute. He could only acknowledge the good and evil deeds he had done in his life and powerlessly wait for the judgment of the gods and ghosts.
"As for your future."
Yan Shixun chuckled and blinked: "The secret cannot be revealed."
"Now that I've finished talking, how much are you going to pay me for the divination? And how will you pay me?"
Yan Shixun sat leisurely on the stool, watching the fortune teller's clothes quickly get soaked, and his panicked look as if he wanted to escape but was too scared to move. He nodded in his heart and decided to let the matter go.
He saw that although the fortune teller was setting up a stall to cheat people, almost all the money he earned was donated by him to the children in the orphanage to go to school. Moreover, the fortune teller was very principled and only cheated rich people's pocket money and did not cheat poor people's life-saving money.
Therefore, although the fortune teller still has some cause and effect left, it is enough to stop at the right time.
Yan Shixun was not prepared to continue.
He was about to say something when he suddenly felt something soft and cool coming towards him, like a handful of peaches.
...accompanied by the chewing sound of "crunch, crunch!"
Yan Shixun: “…………”
When did this kid come back from hell? Shouldn't he be working overtime in the underworld during the New Year? Or to put it bluntly, have fun in hell.
He turned his head speechlessly and looked around. Sure enough, Jing Xiaobao was standing next to him. He rested his soft cheek in his arms and looked at the fortune-telling stall with curiosity with his big eyes.
And in Jing Xiaobao's hand, he was holding a jade pendant.
Gnawing.
The crunching sound was made by him chewing.
Yan Shixun: "...You, what are you doing?"
Jing Xiaobao blinked, not realizing anything was wrong, and held his face softly as he said, "Aren't you guys exorcising ghosts? I just heard someone say these things can exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, so I'll give it a try."
As he spoke, he took another bite of the jade pendant, then frowned and said aggrievedly: "It seems to be of no use?"
Yan Shixun: “…………”
"Spit it out."
Yan Shixun was speechless. He slapped Jing Xiaobao on the head and said, "No normal person would add this to their diet."
Jing Xiaobao: "Eh QAQ?"
As soon as Yan Shixun stretched out his hand towards him, Jing Xiaobao did not dare to resist Yan Shixun at all, and obediently put the inferior dyed imitation jade that had been bitten from a jade pendant to a jade ring into Yan Shixun's palm.
The fortune teller looked at the scene in front of him. Before he could recover from the shock of Yan Shixun telling him all his life experiences, he was stunned by Jing Xiaobao again.
"What is this, what is this?"
The fortune teller pointed at Jing Xiaobao's shaking hands and asked in a tearful voice, "Is this still a human?"
Jing Xiaobao curled his lips unhappily, thinking that this man was really a hypocrite. He was just talking about him, and now that he had come here specially, this man stopped talking again.
The world of strangers is really strange.
Yan Shixun looked at the unfortunate fellow with sympathy: "...I can't help you."
It was this unlucky guy who provoked Jing Xiaobao first and mentioned the King of Hell, so he has to bear the consequences himself.
However, although there was no such joyful scene as fans meeting their idols as imagined, Jing Xiaobao was also able to
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