Chapter 368 Talkative
Dalongzi felt that he was on the verge of collapse. He tried hard to break free from Mrs. Chen's restraints and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Auntie, please let go!"
Old Lady Chen increased the strength of her hands, tightly holding Dalongzi, and said with a look of reproach,
"What are you making so much noise about, kid? Are you on fire? You scared me!"
Dalongzi clamped his legs tightly together, trying to hold it in, his face distorted, "Good aunt, please let go, I can't hold it in any longer."
Old Mrs. Chen thought he just didn't want to talk to her and was looking for an excuse to get out of the way. "What's wrong? What's the matter?"
Dalongzi's face changed color from red to white due to stomach pain. The more anxious he was, the faster his back door contracted.
There was a "puff" sound, and the messy stuff in the stomach broke free and rushed out.
Then a foul smell hit her. Old Lady Chen let go of Dalongzi, covered her nose with one hand and fanned it with the other hand, her face full of disgust.
"Oh my, are you stupid? You're in a hurry to go to the toilet instead of going to the toilet. What are you talking nonsense to me? It's really disgusting."
Da Longzi resisted the urge to hit someone, and squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth, "Is it me who doesn't want to go? It's you who is holding me back!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked towards home with his legs apart, shouting, "Wife, find me a pair of pants quickly!"
Old Mrs. Chen looked at his back and spat on the ground, "What a useless thing! You're such a grown man, but you still puff your trouser pockets! It's so disgusting!"
After saying this, he went straight to the village entrance and saw several women from the village chatting there. He hurriedly walked over and
"Hey, everyone is here. I haven't seen you for a few days."
Everyone rolled their eyes when they heard this.
"We are so busy all day long that we have to earn money to support our family. Unlike you, you have a good son and don't have to worry about making a living."
"That's right. We're busy as hell all day, how can we compare to a lazy person like you? We're just taking a break from our busy schedule."
"Yes, I haven't seen the scholar's wife for a few days. She seems to have gained weight."
After hearing what everyone said, Old Lady Chen was so happy that her mouth almost stretched to her ears. She subconsciously touched her face with her hands.
"Really? But I can eat more these days. I couldn't even finish a mixed-wheat bread before, but ever since my third child bought a bag of rice, my appetite has increased greatly. I have two full bowls of rice for every meal.
Do you know what rice is? I guess you have never eaten it. It tastes so fragrant and has a soft and sticky texture, just like the sweetness of honey.
Let me tell you, if you eat this kind of refined food every day, how can you not get fat? "
Seeing her showing off again, everyone curled their lips, feeling disgusted, but they said,
"Mother of the Scholar, thank goodness you gave birth to a good son. You will enjoy the happiness from now on!"
"Your family's Zhancai is a great scholar. If he passes the imperial examination in the future, you will become an official family. When you can have everything you want, you will have food and clothing to eat. If you can do nothing all day, it will be hard not to get rich."
Old Lady Chen found these words very pleasing to her ears. She was so happy that she couldn't help but brag again.
"You are right. There is a saying that goes, 'A poor man never loses his books, and a rich man never loses his pigs'!
As the saying goes, "If you want to be respected in front of others, you must suffer behind their backs."
Back then, my family sold everything they had to support my three children in their studies. We were so poor that we had to pay for food. We had to work hard to get food for the next meal.
At that time, many people laughed at my family and thought it was not worth it for me to spend so much money on my son's education.
But I don't care about those gossips, I am determined that my third child can make a name for himself.
My third child is also very hardworking. He took the exam for more than ten years and finally passed the exam.
I'm about to go to Ningjing to take part in the Autumn Examination. It won't be long before I'm sure to pass. Then you all have to come to my house for the wedding banquet!"
"That's a must. We have to go without you telling us."
"That's right, this is a huge happy event, we have to go and share in the joy."
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Everyone echoed a few words casually, and snorted in their hearts, "Go ahead and brag, and brag too much. Be careful that the cow's butt will spray your face with diarrhea!"
Don’t you even check if your prodigal son has grown up with such a brain?
Old Mrs. Chen felt that these people were envious of her, and she was so excited that she danced with joy and spit flew all over the sky.
I was talking excitedly when I heard someone shouting behind me.
"Old woman, go home quickly."
Old Mrs. Chen's interest was disturbed, and she immediately drooped her face. She turned around and glared at Old Man Chen impatiently.
"Why are you going home? Can't you see I'm talking here?"
"Zhancai just woke up and was looking for you!"
"You're awake, so why are you looking for me?" Old Mrs. Chen was puzzled. These days, her son would not get up until the sun was shining, so why did he get up so early today?
Old man Chen shook his head. "How would I know? He got up and asked Ruhua to look for you. I said you went out for a walk, so he asked me to call you back quickly. Go back quickly, otherwise Ruhua will have to come out to look for you soon."
"Okay, okay, I got it." Old Lady Chen waved her hand at the women, a little reluctantly. "You guys stay here for now. I'll go back and take a look. I'll be back soon."
"Okay, old aunt, go get busy!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as they watched Old Lady Chen walk away.
"Oh my god, this chatterbox is finally gone. Otherwise, she would have been babbling endlessly about trivial matters. It makes my head hurt just listening to her talk."
"That's right. He keeps talking about his son's shit all the time. I'm tired of hearing about him."
"Her son just passed the imperial examination and became a poor scholar. What's so great about that? Why is he so arrogant? Isn't he tired of it?"
"You're wrong. He has the capital to show off. If his son can really live up to his expectations and pass the imperial examination, it would be like a chicken turning into a golden phoenix. He would really be able to rise to prominence."
"Bah! I'm not looking down on Chen Zhancai, he just looks like a spendthrift. He can only pass the imperial examination and become a scholar, that's all he can do."
"That's right, if God had eyes, he wouldn't have let him pass the exam. Now he's nothing but a piece of shit, but he's already cocky. If he really becomes an official, he'll be a god!"
"Don't worry, scholars believe in 'burning the midnight oil' and getting up early in the morning. But look at Chen Zhancai, he's so lazy he's almost maggoty. He only gets up when the sun is scorching his butt. What kind of future can he achieve?"
"Yes, yes, you're right. A dog like that will never become a human being. It's already noon and he's still lazing in bed. He still wants to pass the imperial examination. He's dreaming."
Erdanzi squeezed in at some point and started gossiping.
"You don't know, I just went to borrow a sickle from Old Man Chen. Guess what I saw?"
"What did you see? Did you see Chen Zhancai and his two wives making out?"
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